Telemarketer Prank 001

[LazyNightz]

I always get these types of people calling me and I am rude hardcore

[MrDonkeyman721inc]

Im With Nintendo!!! WTF!!!

[QUOPY]

"He's my husband he's not available" LOL

[Millsy540]

i have now watched all your telemarketer videos start too finish....now on too your vlogs.

[tankthebiker1]

some of your telemarketer calls are damn funny, when I realised how many of these videos you have made, I thought holy fook this guy must get tellemarketers call him all the time.

[siebenny]

"im a hair dresser, do you have hair" "i call the sea" lmao

[genmama1955]

One of the things about the telemarketers is they believe what you say!

[nathyb091]

666 Videos :|

[gerantgerant]

@nathyb091 And PLENTY more to come!

[keglimp]

nintendo

[gerantgerant]

@neacie71 Holy crappers... you're in for one heck of a ride. Enjoy!

[Lionellaflare]

@gerantgerant I'm just started to go through these now aswell, I started with the Bruce Wayne one.

[edaj84]

this one horrifies me because of who it is. Southern phone are actually a really great company with wonderful customer service

[MrJuggalotuz04]

the best out of all, stick it to them!

[MrJuggalotuz04]

the best out of all, stick it to them1

[bittersweetness321]

haha I love screwing with telemarketers! I once pretended I only had 20 minutes to live and I didn't want to spend those last precious minutes on the phone, and all he did was say "ok ok, so you want a shorter plan then?" They could at least pretend to care haha

[machinimajoe]

This is hilarious! Just one question, why does the film have a sort of white overlay, kind of grainy? Cool video, so funny. :D

[PufferBluntman]

Dr. Gonzo?..

[ILYTeal]

you can take me fishing 

[gurplestrob]

lol hes not available hes my husband. haha and you own him too =P

[nightstash1]

The dude didn't know what a Nintendo was? 

[mtdeezy]

im a fisherman!

[Pionervozhataya]

James and Sean are calling lol ....fisherman, husband, tummy trimming.... God bless Australia

[Slayer7666COF]

i think the weapon of choice in telemarketing is the bad English that confuses people to do things they did not know about in there own back/face... by being polite and wanting him off the phone right NOW you end up not making them repeat and then you might just say "yeah what ever" blindly to the wrong thing and BAM some thing that sucks will rain on you! knowledge = safety... think about cigarettes and C4, danger right? nope, but if it was TNT... Epic danger! (C4 does not even burn...)knowlege

[MrLemonPony]

yo man, thats awesome as! My best is pretending to be a telemarketer back to them when they call :) so cool man :)

[MrLemonPony]

yo man, thats awesome as! My best is pretending to be a telemarketer back to them when they call :) so cool man :)

[Teganlvr]

LMAO... a gay hair-dresser fisherman...

[EdMajinLee199999]

the husband thing is funny

[oldbag699]

the ones that drive me and make me crancky are the ones that say thank you for ur previous donation - which i havent donated to ever !!!! - i tell them no i have never

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol i call the sea lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[hetalkincrazy]

Fkin hell dude...you truly rock and I bow down in the shadow of your magnificence! Off the cuff is so damn hard but you have the gift! Looking forward to your first tv show!

[0lilmisgiggles0]

why do you alwase so these with your shirt off? hahaha

[Neosillogium]

He's not available, he's my husband.

XDDDDD

[crxgun]

fkn epic man. love your work!

[LOLDISNEYLAND]

lol.. tops

[globepro]

haha thats gold!

I'v got some ideas for next time..

[LiLMissNikki88]

lol ur so freakin awesome!!!!!

[MrBooboo333]

How Fricking funny!!!! Great sense of humor. The guy is fine looking too.

[ralf7253]

How can I own a No:? I wanna puchase No: 5165653! I'm with Sony! Sea.... R U there? Just callin the Sea!

[BlackyChan911]

classic...

[s34mu5]

hahaha that was brill

[Flotgus]

BRAVO! ... Excellent work mate i love your offbeat sense of humour

[NIKhilhell]

Bravo... fire with fire....wont be surprised if a portion of fatal road accidents were caused by telemarketers ...ps im indian...and really indians are just as good as any one else...so as a request do not be racist no matter how fucked up it gets...and yeah out sourcin sucks lame ass crap...and good job on them telemarketters...had me rollin on the floor...can i cut your tummy hair..!!..and bless god...

[NIKhilhell]

ps...not cool to be mean tho... iwanna kiss yer tummy..the dudes just doin his job man...get the phone company for the shit...

[gerantgerant]

I know what you mean. Butt fuck his job. I'm screwing the phone company by wasting their employees time. Keep watching the pranks, I take it to the businesses in person!

Prank 008 & 030.

If I had a job where I intruded the privacy of random peoples homes I feel that I would be deserving of all the shit I dish out.

Thanks for watching and commenting. I do think about the points you have made. Check out my "Smart Chat Interview" if you can find it. It explains precisely what I do and why I do it.

[thepigisinsane]

@gerantgerant Sweet man, very funny stuff, crush the telemarketers......

[NIKhilhell]

fisherman hairdresser and i have a husband and can you cut my tummy hair and you're the lady of the house hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahaha lmfao lmfao...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cartz144]

FAAAAAR out that is funny...well done mate

[GhostLupo]

You look a bit of Mario of nintendo in this movie.

Haha great vid!

*goes to watch other 34?*

[ralphknightsno1]

im not with telstra, im with nintendo !!! roflamo

[loughlan]

Dude, you are my hero!

I used to work in a call centre and we heard some funny stuff but this DEFINATELY takes the cake!

Totally stuffed him up!

Good work mate!

[slipperydipsarefun]

It's amazing how long you drag on the conversation. I guess if they suspect you're interested, even a little bit, they get excited to be able to actually sell something. And then he gets his supervisor on the phone. Genius, man.

[HollieSTACK]

lmao i call the sea the ocean im a fisherman

im a hair dresser do u have hair

[Dephfektive]

Rockin' it with a porn stache! WWOOO!

[jlm325]

Austrailia gets a lot of telemarketer calls! We hardly get any. I really wanna do something to them really bad.. but I feel bad because they are just doing their job.

[ryankhazai]

ahahahha classic man.

i been doing the same thing and fkin with every telemarketer caller. god its fun. ill post some up soon.

luv it.

[gerantgerant]

I'm waitin' for it. Be sure to let me know when you post, I'd love to see it!

[MxMsFreak44]

Lol love his face when he says "Yes, I am the lady of the house."

[gerantgerant]

Don't you mean... HER face?

[bmoviequeen00]

"yes, I own this number and a husband"

LOLZ

[gerantgerant]

Ahhhh, sometimes I don't need to make up stories. The truth is funny enough!

[pigfaceddog]

Ok my Leige. So i was logged into my daughters account when I left one of the best comments I have left this Merry Day. So allow me to repeat it as myself...*AHEM* Ok plainly put you are the reason the Gods fear the platypus. I want to be your assistant and thus the vehicle for your madness.

[gerantgerant]

With such a wonderful way with words I imagine that you would be a lovely assistant!

[MallorinaShea]

Ok plainly put you are the reason the Gods fear the platypus. I want to be your assistant and thus the vehicle for your madness.

[gerantgerant]

It so isn't. I'm totally serious. I will PUNCH myself in the MOUTH!

I have low self esteem and a drinking problem. I'm tipping the scales and have nothing to get up in the morning for.

[sinan32121]

trim my tummy hair too

[gerantgerant]

I'll trade you - trim my butthole and I'll trim your tummy hair. Nothing weird, just 2 dudes trimming hair. I am so drunk right now, I could totally do you. Nothing weird, but what's your number? We'll trade trims, and look fit together. Nothing weird.

[ShazzyMcgee]

i'm a fisherman.

[gerantgerant]

And I also give a great haircut!

[ShazzyMcgee]

well played sir!

[KidKayos09]

u r fukin genious ha ha hah aha ha ha hh\a dude u make me laff crying lmao

[gerantgerant]

You're a comment machine and I love it.

[KidKayos09]

ha ha yes , yes i am i workfor comments lmsao

[DistraughtOverlord]

LOL, your pranks made my night :D

I wish I could do this to the telemarketers that call me

[gerantgerant]

You can do it, just have a chat and bullshit your little heart away. Thanks for watching and commenting!

[devilzfury]

lol...i want to kiss your hairy tummy.......AWESOME!!!!

[gerantgerant]

Who could blame you!?... oh wait, that was a quote.

[sickdiggitydog]

Fucking sign me up with Nintendo! You're amazing!

[gerantgerant]

Spaghetti!

[hefforda]

lol haha, that was excellent mate. its about 2:01 am here so i had to try best not to wake my parents from laughing during that tummy hair bit xD .. oh and its kinda weird watching your featured video first (you singing tom jones) to this one, you mentioning dio lol

[gerantgerant]

Awesome... yeah, there's lots of little running jokes that link most of the pranks together. You might want to back out of watching anymore until the morrow otherwise you'll be up all night! I'm pretty sure they add up to a couple of hours of footage now.

And I just got off the phone from a wine company!

[hefforda]

okay will do, and umm do you always joke with the tele-marketers? or do you hang up on them occasionally, my dad puts the phone next to the tv (usually dr. phil) it confuses them for atleast a couple of minutes =P

[gerantgerant]

I would never hang up on a telemarketer... that would be incredibly rude.

Dr. Phil is King in my house. This is not a joke.

Dr. Phil is KING!

[NextLifeDK]

You've got to give them credit. They are infinitely polite.

[gerantgerant]

For sure! They're an amazing breed... second to only the door to door salesman.

[Cyanidedeath]

pure brilliance. you are king.

[gerantgerant]

Yes, and the telemarketers are my peasants! Thanks for subbing.

[metzdorf]

hahaha, i love the confusion in his voice when you tell him you have a husband

[gerantgerant]

It's funny how one off the wall comment can turn into a social commentary!

[esquimalt1]

lol nice one, fishing is fish cruelty though. HAHA do they even know what nintendo is!?!?

[gerantgerant]

Don't be silly... everyone knows that Nintendo means "Vegan" in French.

[esquimalt1]

lol

[turdonmylips]

Love your work gerant,brilliant mate! it's ben from the old op lager, i look forward to seeing u guys play live and/or having a jam

[gerantgerant]

Well your timing is impeccable Ben.

There should be a new clip of us rehearsing up on my front page now, with four more to follow over the next week. Chat soon.

[gerantgerant]

Awesome. Will do matey. Mandy and I had a blast the other day, looking forward to doing it all over again soon.

[RenegadeFaith]

You are so hillarious i'm completely in love with you. Will you cut my hair? :P

[gerantgerant]

I would have if you had brought scissors and good walking shoes to our meeting at sexpo.

Until next time, eat a poop.

[RHNProductions]

i own this number

[gerantgerant]

Do you dispute my ownership of the number? I challenge you to a number duel!

[Azurlee]

haha this is great

[gerantgerant]

I think YOU are great.

I love your comments, come back again soon. Will never forget about my pants.

[meramegan]

this video rocks. the hairy tummy, the dancing, the patience... it's got it all.

hilarious work gary.

:)

[gerantgerant]

Gary's not here right now, he'll be sure to insert a wet tampon in your ear some time.

period

[MESS129]

that was great xD

[gerantgerant]

That's what she said!

:P

[michaelpyro]

He's not available, he's my husband!

[gerantgerant]

I still have your number Pyro.

Be Prepared!

[abagash]

you slut. talk soon

dr ash...

[gerantgerant]

Dirty talk we did! And not soon enough. You can rub your tight buns all over my face sweet cheeks!

[TRPLE6]

"Yes. I own this number".. Haha!!

[gerantgerant]

I own your number DM!