Ali G on human rights

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

Hummus rights, lawls!

[keverinkarama]

See niggaz? whitey can be "down" too.

[mudaphucker]

@AcidPresident white man made 2 world wars, might be a 3rd soon. Human rights????

[Commandok1l]

@mudaphucker reptilian rights

[killerzik]

@Commandok1l word

[Vimtox]

haha he's a fucking genius

[metalkid588]

its good to see that their not getting extremely pissed off and their accepting of his points. usually they just get shity XD

[inlovewithi]

:27 was funny, the way the guy and the lady turned their head at the same time.

[onehotminutex]

only humans who are the most dominant creature on the earth would have a 'day' for their rights lol. it's humans stopping humans from having rights.

[meplustofu]

Hooman rights.

[mudaphucker]

Human rights=white man protection

[AcidPresident]

@mudaphucker Get out asshole, your hatred obviously blinds you of any form of logic or sense.

[gimmetehroids]

uman rights...hahahhaa

[myusernameisluc]

Damn feminist is so whiny. That boob joke offensive, really? REALLY? Feminism has gone way too far. In the west it has been totally superfluous since the 60's.

[KylleStyle]

why do feminists not realise.. the only reason women have rights, is cause men gave them to them...

[cipher10000]

She doesn't want to clean after herself and she's proud to be a feminist like she could give reasoning to feminism its the most irrational thing on the plane.

[Kango234]

why do they come on this show?

[mausmausmaus1]

"It has to do with the size of their breasts, I get it"

... she didn't get it at all

[QueeNooR1]

Stupid!!

[a7x8109]

George Cloomey XD

[YTTAPH]

hoomo rights

[Dzongka]

Before Patrick spoke for the first time, I thought he was a woman.

[myusernameisluc]

@Dzongka

And... did you think he was... attractive?

[Dzongka]

@myusernameisluc Err...no. Why would you ask that?

[myusernameisluc]

@Dzongka

Because you thought he was a woman.

[Dzongka]

@myusernameisluc Oh, um, no, I thought he looked like a really old lesbian, lol.

[ShanPeny]

We know what hot dogs are - god's promise of eternal life or whatever that the totalitarian government has promised the people . Really genius of Ali g !

[inlovewithi]

Compared to other Ali G panelist discussions whatever, this one actually seemed kind of serious. Not serious as in boring, but like an actual serious discussion of the issue. Kind of. And very funny.

[jg26phi]

Innit fam..

[Deeznuwts]

Happy Human Rights Day!!!

[greenjacob14]

"You had to be here......"

[TheGamegineer]

haha bribery things

[andreious0]

lol so funny

[twmmay]

isi possible we are being filmed right now...

[wazzzup1234]

1948 when jews invaded Palestine that's against human rights

[RevZman]

@wazzzup1234 Why assume anyone watching this video cares?

[Pompinomo]

@RevZman Cuz we do !!

[tricknick7]

@RevZman why assume they dont? Best to just keep your mouth shut you fucking clown

[RevZman]

@tricknick7 Because I'm a genius.

[Pompinomo]

@wazzzup1234 Yeaaaaaa maaaaan ... Respect

[CHRisdr13]

december 11....lol

[mrfuzzer1]

The brilliant thing about Ali is how he obviously thought about this before the interview. I mean that Hobby comment was so spot on. (I mean if you want to piss her off) In her eyes he transformed into a condescending 40s pig husband in one instant.

[Sozlled]

@mrfuzzer1 That's because Sacha Baron Cohen is a comic genius and went to Cambridge.

[conorsprout0987]

Peace.

Love.

Unity.

Respect.

PLUR <3

[gameboy010203]

Remember Orwells 1984 movie about big brother ?

Ali : No.

[bigdima3]

Hooman rights )

[Babbanis]

Ali G:

great comedian but shit rapper!

[coolsunglassesbrah]

Oh i is pregnant again, wuh eva

[slabkrk]

american sooon stupid

[ARNTORXWINDIRX1184]

@slabkrk if youre going to try to point out the stupidity of others, its best to do it in a way that makes sense and doesnt serve only to draw attention to your own ignorance...

[Seanze329]

The end was painful to listen to. xD

[jokamund]

AND THEIR LEFTS LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[TaleOfValors]

the rap at the end got me

[acalancast]

when he tlks about te hotdog look at the fat girl

[ManDudeYeah]

@acalancast Lol! Yeah, dude!

[zakharaya]

HAHAHAHAHA 6:48

[ritwingr]

I love the women's movement. When it's walking away from me.

[metamaggot]

the reasons for feminism are not the same for women of different social statuses....most feminists are of the upper class.

they are feminists because they want to escape the role that's planned for them by tradion(their lives are usually quite boring and they usually marry for money) working class women are usually feminists to escape from working as they aspire to the lifestyle of upper class women...

[TheDJKILOMETERS]

Feminist...another word for DUMB BITCHES

[sadiew1990]

@TheDJKILOMETERS you're an ass



[BlockisticStudios]

humen rights

[bobdy9988]

Larger feminist id cool. Other one is neurotic.

[wowmyne]

lol cleanin LADY????? damn u confused i wouldnt force or tell a women clean a house dats jus wut women do ever since Jesus days its jus culture 4 every religion dat women do da caterin (cook clean ect..) n da men do da sacrificin (bills pay 4 shit etc...)

[flymaster]

"Oh I is pregnant again"

[mdak91]

- Iz you a femininist?

- Yes.

- What iz yo otha hobbies?

[wreyoG]

George Cloomey lol



[MCcookiebreath]

As soon as she said "I hire a cleaning lady" cohen caught it and started laughing then tried to play it off. First time I've ever seen him almost break character

[KhurshidMJ]

biggest troll in the world

[BlockisticStudios]

@KhurshidMJ

I think you're confusing comedy with trolling.

:|

[KhurshidMJ]

@BlockisticStudios to you it is comedy, but to the ppl interviewed it is trolling. Just watch the reaction of Donald Trump, Andy Rooney

[BlockisticStudios]

@KhurshidMJ

They'd eventually learn that he's acting.

[derrenlegendbrown]

Feminism: For women who are fuck ugly.

[MegaMrFireworks]

hüman rights is well important

[destined2sleep]

isn't it telling that the 2 top rated comments say the EXACT same thjing?

[megamarsvin]

@destined2sleep Yes and doubly so because they don't seem to comprehend what was being said.

[cagato1]

all feminists are fucking ugly :D

[SIMONCOW311]

Can i use that as my ringtone?

[funknando007]

Keep it wreal! :)

[SuperDerpface]

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD ALI-G IS DA BOMB !!!

[Dexide10]

Hey, remember Orwell's 1984, about Big Brother?

No.

[pacmandem]

Can someone do another top comment as both are the same?

Come one, you know what to do - be ironic ;)

[jackcarver239]

"Has the right to being private been changed since December 11th?"

I love how the guy goes on without even noticing

[wbshmfr]

@thecoltster1 while i agree with your sentiment about how some feminists have a certain air of superiority, i think somebody could argue that cleaning ladies chose their profession - as opposed to being expected to clean just because you are a woman

[Qtown20]

Marshall McLuhan said; "Moral indignation is a technique used to endow the idiot with dignity." (1967)

[woussess]

What is your other hobbies? :DD

[beelo1220]

i like his rap at the end

hes coming out with 2 movies

ones about bin laden

another about that gay guy mercury

[notAbohab]

he said one word!!!!

[tadas200]

ali g the man !!!

[beautyinbreakdowns2]

Yo, checkit, pussies love and peace, n I ain't talkin bout my piece my a.k. Whateva, dat I bought from my niece, what I was talkin bout respek...safe

[WtfHonz1no]

respek

[atomicbolt]

That fat bitch looked super hungry at the idea of that hot dog

[grig24x]

@atomicbolt lmfao!!

[charlie2434]

ohh I is pregnant again. haha

[blahblahblahman]

Sascha is so handsome!

[SkyrimOrBust]

December the 11th XD

[Oliiiverr]

The ali g show has to be one of the biggest reason people think americans are dumb.

[skvakagud]

@Oliiiverr no the biggest reason why we think americans are dumb. Is because of americans.. :)

[ponybcurtis]

"Remember Orwell's Big Brother??" Ali G- "No"

LMAO!!

[AEgamesFtw]

@MrGraffitiAmsterdam It is a right for women to be allowed to offer to clean for money professionally.

Explain wtf you talking about?

[pcrvg0808]

@AEgamesFtw I guess she talks about her ego . ?

( Ali-G rocks )

[AEgamesFtw]

Incredible comedian

[AmazingKidable]

i like their rights and their lefts lol

[AmazingKidable]

his rap was brilliant

[psychick99]

his improve jokes are outstanding

[gennoy93]

the feminininist hires a cleaning 'lady' :S idiot

[killerrey]

big girl loved the hotdogs

[dipripper]

how about ass pussy fart tits

[FantacistI]

"do you think its even possible we iz bein filmed rite now?"

[brokenseatbelt]

hooman rights. gyahaha!! The Borat & Bruno movies don't have SHIT on The Ali G Show.

[Lerinsom]

ohoho)

[AfgLegend]

hahahahahahahaha

[lronSausage]

lol at 3:34 the woman in blue says "absolutely" while shaking herh ead

[bluflarp]

@lronSausage i think she means like "no doubt" thats why

[MaTaRoe]

4:30 Sick joke, to funny

[twooffour]

Femininist... LOL.

[89lovely89]

I is well into womans rights....... and thier lefts! and their lefts! do you get it? I was talking about.. you know ;)

[LizzyAston]

How do feminists get a partner? Notice I didn't use another woman

[JTR3cords2011]

Ali g : i didnt call us bitches

Human rights lady: thank u :) lol funniest ever

[zenmoon3]

I love how the fat feminist laughed at the titty joke!

[MrCrushus]

@zenmoon3 i loved how she looked when he was talking about the "good" hotdogs. COURSE YOU KNOW FATTY

[darrouken]

looool That rap got me creasing

[capitainobvious1]

4:45 he tells a joke then says "you had to be there" lol

[hmhmhmhm8]

"what is your otha hobbies" hahahhah

[iAmVerySmartLol]

And I ain't talkin' about my piece, my AK!

[ELdudPRODUCTIONS]

greatest rap ever

[KulinBan888]

/watch?v=_0GoMgh8v9U

poor children are dying!!! look and see ! :( and say NO to killing of children Libya!

Let the world see what NATO doing in Libya :( 

[2009deanr]

lazzy bich

[woodiewoodpecker16]

why did the women cross the road...

who gives a fuck what is she doing out the kitchen

why shouldn't girls have drivers licences?

because there's no road inbetween the kitchen and my bedroom

[VenusFriend]

You dont have more freedom and rights then what you can pay.

Take away money and we would all the rich and free.

[AgentMcgeek]

That femmenist was inadvertently sexist when she assumed that the cleaner would be a lady. Not cool

[silentcity5892]

women in kitchen nuff sed

[Raducu2oo5]

these two guys are morons...just like all leftists

[MrEratk]

"if my husband asks me to clean I hire a cleaning lady". what a feminist

[Raducu2oo5]

@MrEratk shes mad lazy that her husband has to clean after her fat ass...she acts like "the man"...she might be Barbara, tough guy!! lol

[cnsthealternatives]

the guy n the woman in blue prop look like each-other lol

[brod2man]

whatever, dat i bought from my niece.

[born2fight99]

The Feminist talking about hiring a cleaning lady is contradicting herself!

[jeenyusaut]

@born2fight99 feminism is contradicting ...



[darkstar19]

@born2fight99 not really considering the cleaner gets paid to do it as it is their job.

[JadedRoy]

@born2fight99 not if the cleaning lady is well paid

[Xgamer651]

"oh ai is pregnant again, whatever" XD what a legend

[samj5664]

Fuck human rights, theres only so many you need in a free country the rest are used by criminals to fuck the government... For those who promote futher human rights, go to Uganda im sure they'll greet your ideas kindly!

[pinball281]

lol that toll joke is to fucking funny

[Drahgoon]

that women in the red shirt is extremly jolly even for a fat person.

[tangmoke1]

I iz well into womens rights.. and their lefts hahahhahahahha

[ramirezz101]

blablabla I iz pregnant again all that lol

[sargeantforge]

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa i loooove the rap!!!11!

[MyNameIsMatt1991]

2:22, that chick was salivating at the thought of a delicious hot dog

[Jaremus]

How come most feminists are either not attractive or just butch lesbian looking?

I know it's a stereotype, but it's it's true in most cases.

Anyways, Ali G, I salute you!

[ArtfulDawdger]

you had to be here

[coopunited]

Pussies lovin' peace LOL

[syas13]

Woman rights-When women 'think' they are always 'right'.

[CoasTbeaTs]

You're gonna laugh then your'e gonna think.. HAHAHA

[ImDino]

hooman rights

[thecoltster1]

4:03 notice how he is saying women should clean. when she says she doesnt clean, she hires a cleaning LADY. so i guess feminists are just better than other women.

[tyron2479]

@wwwtotalitaerde

post your opinions where its more likely to either be appreciated or simply somewhere other people would like to discuss the same thing. we watch alig to have a laugh man :D

[wwwtotalitaerde]

@tyron2479 Actually my posting is related to this video.Its about human rights.

Interestingly yesterday Ive uploaded a book printed in 1933.Its about the Reichstagsbrand,the burning of the German parliament by the Nazis.Opposite page 281 there is a picture of a person by the name of Erich Baron.Mr.Baron looks very much like Borat without the moustache. He was suicided in Berlin by the Nazis.The book is on the Wuala link in the description of my films, title: Braunbuch über Reichstagsbrand...

[tyron2479]

@wwwtotalitaerde

~joeardanillo he didn't say every person, he said 'so no one can be a nazi after 1930' & shared his opinion on generation similarities.. that is all, no need to be a smartass.

~maddinggo 121 He shared an opinion on something i know little of, whether it is was right or wrong doesn't matter, the fact is he said his brother was tortured & killed & you told him to shut the fuck up. Why don't you show some respect & have a nice big glass of shut the fuck up!

[xmuneebx]

stupid bitch , she needs to go to the kitchen and make her husband a sandwich and clean the house.

[brockheinz]

thats a toll booth... lol

[ewanmcfadyen]

None of them said one word.

[larrysg1]

the rap part was so difficult to watch!! how does he keep a straight face?!?!

[jeroenvlas]

i aint used the word; bitches

Thanks

[IIFiReFlyz]

like how the fat lady considered being refused a hotdog torture

[tamlhen]

And are these people really this stupid? They deserve to be made to look like idiots

[SvangurKlaufi]

shes a bitch if shes just gonna make the man do everything but it should be equal

[dontbro]

"You had to be here"

Genius

[poonUtd1]

hey, remeber Orwell's 1984, about big brother? No

[louitechno]

whoman rytzzz

[IAmYungJerzey]

Let's talk about woman rights, I ain't use the word bitches LMFAOO

[SATIJAF]

@IAmYungJerzey I read this at the exact time he said it. Freaky lol

[wwwtotalitaerde]

The German BND systematically uses rape. This is often done abroad. They use childmolestors to prepare children for blackmail operations. Which was reported in 2008 in the media.

Check out my film about the exorcism case of Anneliese Michel. This film supports the point that there were no devils. Similar cases are documented in my films about Ulrike Meinhof and Jan-Carl Raspe.

My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during 5.5 years and was assasinated on 11.7.09 by the German BND, exGESTAPO

[maddingo12]

@wwwtotalitaerde LOL How many ex-Gestapo ex-SS/SD ex-Nazis are there still in the BND in 2011?? Old geezers in their 80s and 90s running the show? C'mon! Shut the fuck up.

[wwwtotalitaerde]

@maddingo12 You mean like, no one been born after 1930 can be a Nazi? The Generation born between 1930 and 1950 even is the worst. They did not experience the war lost as related to German crimes. They tortured and murdered less openly than the generation before. But not less frequently. Germans born between 1950 and 1980 are a little less affected but Germans born since 1980 are similar to the 1930-50 generation.