Waiting For Guffman - Corky Speech

[WandaLusst]

Biting my pillow always works for me.

[norcalgirl83]

I know Best in Show is the most popular, but this has always been my favorite Christopher Guest movie! It kills me every time!

[MrDflanaga]

one person is a bastard person, that's what he/she is

[gregstar28]

"you're a nice guy Corky and we're glad you're here but if a may be blunt, what's the matter with you?" - Lost it on that line!!!

[thunderbirdscarlett]

Boehner speech yesterday b4 he walked out on President Obama!

[thunderbirdscarlett]

you're bastard people Tea Party .. to dive our economy off a cliff over this Debt Ceiling! Bastard People

[thunderbirdscarlett]

@thunderbirdscarlett MY MOMMA SAYS OBAMA !

[irie1tes]

We Love you Corky! We want you to Live!!

[theriverrock]

Bastard people make ME want to bite my pillow too.

[honeykisses1987]

Is it me, or is Corky good looking?

[SirHatchporch]

Go Corky!!!

[ZineVideo]

What made this movie so great is it portrayed "small towns". Anyway would has lived in a small town knows what I'm talking about!

[BabyFirefly99]

I'm going to quit a job in this fashion one day. And I'll giggle my way out the door praising Corky's genius. Cheers Corky!!!!

[hentaiseeker]

BASTARD PEOPLE! #LOL

[KeepItGayStageNazi]

I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna bite my pillow is what I'm gonna do!

[themegapacman]

im gonna go home and bite my pillow is what im gonna do!

[technosean]

That's a truly amazing haircut.

[Mulchahy]

Watched this like 5 times in my psych class. Funny stuff definitely one of my favorite movie scenes. "I'm gonna go home, and bite my pillow!"

[agency14]

Oh, this so sums up today.

[davykrump29]

What ever happened to just saying "haha?"

[noshore4me]

The quote is also my favorite rejoiner from the Ron & Fez show. I love those bastard people!

[GRQUNDHQG]

Corky is Perez Hilton post op

[davykrump29]

hell no

[SirHatchporch]

That's an insult to Corky.

[velveetaslingshot]

Your bastard people and I'm gonna go home and bite my pillow is what I'm gonna do!!! LMAO!!!

[trinisexgod]

ACE!

[JoyGrenade]

Corky, our entire budget for the entire year is only $15,000, and that's for everything. Even swimming!

[CaitrosebudMusic]

Well, I don't have any swimmin' in my show.

One of my favorite movies of all time. lol

[davykrump29]

But there's no swimming in the show. That's some funny shit.

[meredumais]

I'd like a couple of 'My Dinner with Andre' action figures...with a 'Remains of the Day' lunch-box on the side.

[thedude5000]

You'll be so much happier if you have a "Remains of the Day" lunchbox.

[paulmercy]

I've never seen 'Remains of the Day'. I'll have to check it out.

"Bite the pillow"... is that like "Smell the Glove" or is it more Shakespearean...

"Do you bite your pillow at me, sir?"

"I do bite my pillow, sir."

"Ah, but do you bite your pillow at ME, sir?"...

Okay, I've taken this too far. 8^)

[hamtrak]

You tell'em Cork!

[jessicatbooey]

Corky is IRATE Here. I really think he is hurting from rejection though! So funny...

[stratman123]

You can't really blame him. If it was me, I would have yelled "I HATE YOUR ASS-FACES!" and walked out.

If you just go home and bite your own pillow, you're only hurting yourself, really, and that's no good. Been there, done that. These people don't realize that if you live, breathe, eat, sleep, shower with...whatever...your art, you can't put a price on it. You can't compromise it. You have to give it the same respect you would give a president, or a Gogan, or a really smart pant suite.

[stratman123]

Did I just put an "e" on the end of pant suit? Good Heavens! One too many mimosas, girls!

[xhyio]

I've been in theater and Guest nails it like he did rock bands in Spinal Tap.

[Lassy518]

im gonna bite my pillow, thats what im gonna do!

rotflmao.

[Madroxxide17]

I haven't seen this movie in a LONG time! But I remember how funny this scene was, lol.

"You're bastard people!" XD

[rettrovision]

Is Corky working for the State of California now?

[tmkc3rd]

if corky was real he woulda voted for obama

[starrynightuk]

You sound like a bit of a 'Lunt of Blaine' yourself :D

[trinisexgod]

BEAUTIFUL! BRILLIANT!

The viewer doesn't know if to laugh or cry.

Poor Corky!

[babymoondancer]

You're BASTARD PEOPLE!!

[Ashburyproductions]

"Bastard people" and "ass face" are the two great Corky quotes of our time.

<3

[babchameanslove]

Ironic in light of the economic situation.

[tmkc3rd]

yea maybe they shoulda just gave him what he wanted even though he didn't deserve it, the obama(liberal)(marxist) way.

[dioncat]

noooooo way Corky...you're not puttin up with these people...

[avth76]

"you're bastard people" *ROTFLMAO*

[lendlracquet]

What about when they're running up the stairs to see Corky and Fred Williard say, "You know that's good execerise, most atheletic injuries...." Bye for now I'm off to get penis reduction surgery... because I have was most guys dream of.. lol

[54spiritedwill54]

You're people! lol

[thegorn68]

Someone needs to post the clip where he's screaming into the phone "Screw you in your ass face!"

[broadwayboncy]

I hate you and I hate your ass face!

[thegorn68]

That's it. Thanks! LOL! Now I'm gonna go home and bite my pillow.

[broadwayboncy]

What a great movie! :)

[falstaffswims]

Well said, thegorn68-- I appreciate modesty, admitting you slipped up, and doing it artfully, with another quote from this hilarious fcking movie! And I, too, want to see the "...ass face" clip, too. And the one where Corky's hiding out in his apartment, in the tub, and won't let anyone in, and, inexplicably, impossibly, there's a camera in there filming him as a tear rolls down his face! That sheer nerve, flagrant disregard of logic in great mockumentary is part of what makes it work so well.

[spacemonkey110]

I don't see how they didn't just crack up when he calls them 'bastard people'. Hahahaha

[lcwell]

I feel so sorry for Corky's wife, Bonnie. It can't be easy being married to such an artistic, multi-talented genius as Mr. St. Clair. No wonder she spends so much time 'out-of-town!!'

[dsworking]

And further on this, to think that she would have to wait for Corky to come home and compare what brands of pantyhose he purchased at the store that day with hers.

It's hard to find a movie that keeps you pinned chuckling for days and I was really happy to find this one.

[lendlracquet]

watch Best In Show, Spinal Tap. A Mighty Wind..All great..!!!!

[dsworking]

"Oh look - Rhapsody has two mommies..."

[lendlracquet]

what about room service?? just say Utility Closet.

[dsworking]

"You're using your credit card?"

"Yes.."

"Talk to Daddy..."

[kitnkabootle]

@lcwell You know she's made up, right?

[tomandelisa]

GO BITE THAT PILLOW, SENOR KUNTOR!

[classroomdiva]

He's a freaking genius!

[fmix10]

This dosent include the part where they say "Corky our whole budget for the town for the entire year is only $10,000....& that includes the pool" & Corky interjects "theres not gonna be any thwimmin' in my show"

[Kihotay]

My favourite comedy of all time - even better than Spinal Tap.

[redrabbitjohnson]

"You're bastard people."

Hi-larious.

[TaterMySalad]

God damn it I love this moviefilm.

[jackclompas]

"What can I do with zero?... i can't do anythin' with zero... this is my life here we're talking about... we're not talkin' about somethin' else..." BRILLIANT!!!  I'm glad to have found other Guffman-ites. Is there a post of the beginning when they were planning the parade with the pie eating contest, rifle security, and the big barrels? Love quoting Guffman!

[tedperkins]

You're BASTARD people! lol

[BurghTunes]

BWAH!!! I'm gonna bite my PILLOW, that's what I'm gonna do!!!! BWAAAH

[Trafony]

Yeah I was very upset to see the best parts cut in the other upload.

[tamaridunbar]

Thank you for uploading the "uncut" version. I love this scene!! SO funny.