My Secret

[MurderDoll97]

yay star wars music... or wait is it from batman?? im not sure but its amazing *-*

[lanaBANANArama19]

lmaooooo 

[canadianfallout]

I'm gonna kill myself.

[NootyNought]

reminds me when i was younger in my sailor moon suit... which is sad cause your acting and i was actually almost as crazy as this :D ohwell

[guyonmybike]

hahaha I love it! but its kinda creapyy..

but cute at the same time XD

[JurassicPettingZoo]

does anyone else find this hard to masturbate too?

[freakchannelTV]

ohhh hot tiny batman outfit turns me on ;P

but u need to work out

[freakchannelTV]

ohhh hot tiny batman outfit turns me on ;P

[123fergiegirl]

Shit hot***

[123fergiegirl]

Lmfao is it weird that this just makes him more hoot

[squeeky95]

You're so freaking cute.

[Sherubiiii]

It's probably sad that the only thing that bothered me about this video is why on earth he OWNS such a costume :P

[salinasdesiree034]

ROFL!!!!!!!!

[SmileyFaceChick02]

Okay, What The Hell Were You Smokin' That Day?

LOL! Just Kidding.

Who Knew You Were So Bad-Ass?! :D

[Kaitlyn0299]

Ur soooo fucking skinny and sooo fucking hotttt!!!!!!!!!! I LUV U!!!!!

[MissRachel931]

...beautiful. Just beee-yuuhhhh-tahhhh-ful

[lovingmarshmellows]

why do you even hav that costume?

and how long have youi had it for

[TheCourtneyConfusion]

Ahaha dayyymmnnn :P

[valeriawthmoment]

Omg you looked so freaking skinny in that 0.0

[maddiecass]

Dude... does that thing have fake muscle padding?

because, if so, you're still like INSANELY skinny!!!!!!!!!!!!! O.O

[chickxofxdeath]

Lame and batman really

[ayeeitzbc13]

u so kicked tat chairs ass



[XxHello1KittyxX]

I couldn't help but fall on the floor from laughter

[reereescreamolover]

i must say the first thing i said when i saw his videos for the first time was...he looks like Jesus

[warriorcatsrul]

XD Oh gawd.. My lip burns when I laugh.. it feels like someone lit it on fire.. yay X3

[Emoalbino135]

just think of this. He is alone at his house doing this and his parents come home and see him in the hallway doing this. Holy fucking shit I would laugh to death! Thumbs up if you agree

[grryymtgreeaat]

U r a little bit like Jim Carrey c: funny like him ;)

[schooliebird]

>.< YOU SIILLLLLLYYY OMGGG!! THE MUSIC!

[schooliebird]

>.<

[jaye000]

skinny guys dressed as batman is like #3 on my dream fuck list

ron weasly is one

luke skywalker is two

[DarkCrimsonRiver]

lol my sister said your to damn skinny! xD

[oOsprinklesOo]

best part is when he tries to be all macho and rip is costume from his chest, FAIL! lmao.

[atlroxmysox98]

lol i wonder what the neighbors think with all the weird groans and continuous banging on the wall XD

[darkheartskill]

I died laughing and the whole time I was whispering to my self "I wana be that chair" xD Matt u r very concerning

[njbreezygirl]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO

[sourpatchkidzzz13]

@oreolicious7 that is actually his hand in front of his penis so it looks like his penis and I'm pretty sure his penis is INSIDE his pants :)

[ninjadude620]

Ninjas Aren't Magical!

[nanzo2000]

oh my gosh if you pause it at 1:55 you can see his penis

[oreolicious7]

if i didnt know swifty and i watched this i wouldv thought he was extremely high

[oreolicious7]

0:55 sexxxyyy

[RebeccaMay29]

The music makes you feel like your watching an awsome movie :D

[chexiick]

Well, uh. Im just gonna go fight some crimes.

[99emobunnies]

omg you're so awesome~!!!

I laughed sooooooooooo hard!!!

[emily8492]

your one hot batman ;) <3

[candyapple1766]

I do what u did in this video when I get pissed off (not anymore ) but I used to as a child

[misslovedance1100]

Friken love the last few seconds when there's no back to it bahahahahaha funny shit aye

[123cutie123angel]

lmao i laughed so hard, almost pissed my pants

[RobinEnders]

You are my hero.

[CallieCallie97]

Wow this is an old video and ur hair is sooooo short!!!!! -CALLIE

[CallieCallie97]

How tha hell did u even get that costume on???? And where did u get it???? U worry me sometimes........ Love ya lots -CALLIE

[chexiick]

1:34-1:44

<3 i love him

[sugerbar04]

OMFG i laughed soooo hard lol hes funny and hot lol soooo fucking funny

[crazyactz22897]

is that costume a little small???

[XxXchelsealoveyou]

hahahahaha !!!! i laughed so hard !

[xtrock00777]

Rofl your hilarious you look so cute doing all of this liek a baby cute not like o ur cute fuck me Lol sorry i laughed so hard i cried made my day thanks :)

[Underpressuregirl21]

i loved the random dance u did. =)

[RESHLISH]

They make a bat man parody , YOU play the role hahahaha XD it would be awesome

[MissBeepage1]

00:30 He have something which makes me want have sex with him....

[JusttheMandi]

i can seee your moose knuckle. Hawt.

[TheSickHumanBeing]

@JusttheMandi His WHAT? XD

[JusttheMandi]

@TheSickHumanBeing HAHAHA PENIS!

[JusttheMandi]

@JusttheMandi in canada thats what we call a male camel toe, aka penis wedgie. PENIS.

[PurpleLittleMonster]

oh yea he kicked that chairs ass lol

[21escapethefate]

*i think i shattered somethingg* LOL i cant stop laughingg. XDD

[niquenique2040]

@21escapethefate why did u even show me this now i cant breath!

[21escapethefate]

@niquenique2040  cuz u mah sis :3 tehe.

[niquenique2040]

@21escapethefate haha yeah whatever! <3 :P

[Dawni32]

This is absolutely amazing. Never before have I seen such pro ninja skills.

PS I love your man-hips.

[hotjizzsoup]

every single time i watch this video, i think jim carrey

[shadowcats411]

you should have been in that movie 'kick ass'

[LiZaNaToR101]

Soo effin hilarious!!!:'DDDD

[SamafaXo]

worst super hero ever...hahaha cant stop watchin 1:34-1:37

[xelectrickissx3]

this was soo hilarious i freakinn cried

[doomheart86]

my dad saw me watched this vid n he lhao btw laughed his ass off

[CheyZenaxx]

OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD THAT I CRYED A RIVER !!!!!

[sugerbar04]

OMFG i laughed sooooo hard threw all of it lol i have tears in my eyes lol i fucking love it lol awesome and he hot too hehe 

[wierdmonster09]

the next john cena

[TheMonkeygurl9]

At 2:50 it looked as if he was flashing god. Lol

[skyler158]

uh.. wat da fuck did i just watch, exactly?

[Omnibomulator]

is it wrong that ... i still found this hot? :S

[misslovedance1100]

@Omnibomulator not at all !!!! NOMNOMNOMNOM!

[Maddy1eats2airplanes]

@Omnibomulator Who doesn't find this hot!?!

[cherrayrich]

@Omnibomulator lol no, no its not

[kaylaandhope]

@Omnibomulator

Nope. No Its is not.(: Its sexii!!!

[jazzybingable]

@Omnibomulator Not at all!! xD



[XxShAuN23Xx]

i am... crying.... and not even laughing.

[Jessmo198]

OMG TEH NINJA IS GONNA KILL MEH! NOOOOOOOOEZ

[junebug9611]

i have magical ninja skills!!!

[zecocolt]

nice pjs

[sexyrider101]

I AM THE BLACK KNIGHT! hahahahahahahahah! excellent..

[Belieff3]

lmfao that was sooo funny!!!!

[jaewags]

Pshhhhhhh no that costume fits just right. Lol yeahhhhh ummm I think batman shrunk

[hiopilove]

Sexy Chineze Mustache.

[TheSwiftkickintheass]

omfg this is way to funny lol

[xXPhatSoulXx]

That is a tight costume xDD

[AshleysStolenHeart]

@xXPhatSoulXx it is a kids costume!!!

[GoWGlitches4you]

1:20 - 1:22 lol

[DustinRWVHproduction]

take a shit

[savannahbiebl]

it looked like you were drunk

[paint590]

o..........kkkkkkkkkkkk

[XxJessieJackassxX]

Ure like on drug's ,right?

[mmags69]

ITS SOOO FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!!!!

[420zya]

1:35-1:45!!!! hahahaha

[unknown42351]

do you smoke weed ?!

[MsSniggity]

Yo ninjas don't do karate, ninjas do Kung-fu. Samurais do karate!! GET IT RIGHT!!1!

[xilovepiex15]

I think Im in love...oh yeah I am lol but that was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo inteanse!!

[daniellenicoled]

One question, were you drunk?

[megashay789]

this is fucking hilarious! xD

[UTubeEtc]

thumbs up for bat man costume

[parkhill2015]

i like the first part where he was really sexy and perfect hair and all that jazz

[Gothgrl102]

And this is exactly why I love you. :D

[xXSteph11Xx]

Ohh swiftyy ur so racist,its called the dark night instead of the black nightxD

haha but i still lahv u:D

[KimberyCullen]

O.o nice one... lol

[MissM3llowz]

im crying because that's just sad but funny

[DumDumChick]

:o nice bulge. ;) hahahahah.

[rAwRiLuRvAnDy6]

Gosh you look adorable as Batman XD

[xXMusicxRockerXx]

lol epic fail xD

[MusicMel97]

I laughed so hard, I'm not even joking. :D

[cocokate234]

Yur soo skinny:O! but hawt ;)

[dracowulf2]

No offense but I think that vid was soo gay I gotta go fuck a chick just to make sure nothin happend to me from watchin it but I laughed soo hard I think I lost a pound and keep makin vids cuz when I need to laugh I watch em

[Dramaqueen90907]

Fuck you're skinny. O_O

[livelaflove78]

that. was. AMAZING!

[lilamay95]

That. Was. Amazing.

[10yrsofcheez]

omg i love you!!!

[KuyxWuvzxParamore]

nice ass. Just sayin

[powermadmonkey]

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrracist!

[DarkFighter135]

Were you drunk Matt? LOL. Or are you on some drugs we don't know about?

[caseyabarai]

were you DRUNK? xD

[hannah643215]

wtf are you now something but that was really funny idk i think im starting to like the vids

[555HerecticTripp666]

2:18 "I gotta take a shit... I CAN'T GET MY DAMN COSTUME OFF!"

[DaylightDreamer45]

oh dang matt, u were so skinny! come to think of it, your still like, stick thin. dude, gain some weight, we wouldnt want you to die or something! love your costume, but sorry it squished your ball sack. <3

[tkibbe]

oh wow how can you fit in that??

[Bandchick893]

I wish I was that chair...well until you kicked it down lol. <3

[IssyRedbird]

I KNEW that he was going to say something about ninja's. Why was he playing the Batman theme song in the background? Oh wait, never mind. XD

[ChaycesWorld]

he kinda looks like Shane Dawson

[TheGothbabe13]

ohmygod, i laughed so hard i think i busted a lung!! lmfao!

[limepunkrocker]

penis, penis, penis, you love sayin that word and i think that's what you lost in this vid.. ahahaha you're really funny man

[tinybfmvgirl]

Holy cow, you're skinny

[Terrorane123]

oh um ok have fun with all that saving the world and stuff... dont brake a nail though...

[CartomartaKenDoll]

I got a good laugh at 1am

[xXxcupcake102xXx]

@CartomartaKenDoll Lol me too xD

[freshlilblade]

Hahahahahahahaah XD

I love how much his shoe's were squeaking while trying to get the costume off lmao XD too cute haha

[KrazyMary14]

WTF!!! lol

[IKnowYourFuture]

lol!! 2:48

love ya SkC!!

[ScreamAlice1]

BATMAN<3!!!!!(:

[FluffyPuffKujo1230]

It looks like you broke your penis...

[MCRnMSILOVER]

Nice ass :) x

[bunnyheartsmile]

Awesome

[movieupdater]

wtf this is so randomu have lost it swifty

[daisy7822]

i love this video , one of my fav!!

[Inlovewithevery1]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH this was one of my favorite videos EVER so funny i loved it

[becauseihavedance]

this is me when i'm alone..i would never have the guts to video myself though..i love you though haha :D

[iamjon117]

idk about all yall but im sure feelin mighty enlightened. jk i dont really talk like that

[sumsk8rkid]

swifty...u freaking rule....this is the funniest video i have ever seen in my whole life

[Gloomkitty]

OKAY! Ya got me with this one.. Tall lanky boys in black loetards? oh yahhh. Ditch the cape tho..

I was laughin and clappin and mm-mm--mmMM! When you started to rip off the costume i was there. (and yes,plz..can i be the chair?) when you reached back and realized half ur back was showin or ur cape was missin i was dyin clapping. Thx fer this!

Im now a subscriber. MOAR!

[platapuslalala]

rofl

[daantjebanaantje268]

owmyygoshhhhhh !!! i like your eyes<33333 and yeah i see its not very confortable XDDnur i like uu

[101majong]

your so funny<3

[MeSantaLina]

смехота)))

[CheyMcMuffin]

lol i love u swift♥

[ILOVEFREDLIKEHACKIN]

U ROCK LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1xfallenkiss]

lol loved it :D

[katie8341]

Lmao, I was laughing the whole time!! Love swiftkaratechop!!!! :D

[9Hookr9]

holy shiz how did u get so freakin funny its painful it was so great

[Mrcheese531]

i love how you have to hold onto the wall

[noieismyname]

o.m.g. you are soo0o00o0o0o0ooooooooooooooooo­ooooooo skinny

wtfftw

love noie<3

[CasghostxD]

Its batman!

[xxlexiilyxx]

That is one lucky chair.

[SaraTchokonte]

thats a real tight costume

[EmptyBlackFrame]

Can this video get sexier?

I think not.

[monofader87]

Oh man! I wanted to be that chair for a few seconds.....

[roxile7]

That was mad funny

[dudetjj17]

ur mad skinny