Dick Figures - Planet Asshole

[JHardcore69]

Background music: Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks! :D

[Mrjustforgags]

God I love this show

[WWIIStudy101]

Hi I'm from 86 million earth years in the future and there is no asteroid.... WHAT IS THAT THING??????!!!!!!!!!!

[minhjkl455]

WE ARE THE sameeeeeeeeeeeeee......

[0pTic4lZagg3]

That weeeeeeeeeiiirrrrrd moment when you realize the idea of the alien joke... O_-

[SNITZ0]

pumped up kicks instrumental

[WWIIStudy101]

am i the only one that felt bad at 2:18?

[pychadelicpanda]

@WWIIStudy101

yes

[SilverNRG]

@WWIIStudy101 dont worry, i felt bad too lol 

[TheZomgIndustries]

IMMA GET NAKED!



[cgaley15]

Pumped Up Kicks...

Really?

[TheFutterWacken]

I wish I could fart for 7,000 lunar cycles, I don't know what they're complaining about

[squirrelgrrl101]

Wonderful.

[TheTriggerGames]

HA!!! I dont eat buritos .:D

[L4DHunter2011]

191 People got kicked in the stomach and aren't pregnant... Oh.... Yeah, heh...

[alhinai92]

imagine if people breath through butts :/

[valeris98]

nooooooooo......the burritos!!!

[Jenlego28]

Just kidding

[pepperpoirier]

"This is how we wash our faces... I JUST POOPED IN THERE!!!" LMFAO

[pepperpoirier]

"But their food was like... MEH" LMFAO

[jozilife]

I'm so happy my robotic vagina video finally gets noticed.

[vasiren]

It's heartbreaking when Der realises he's being mocked xD

[halosinful]

whats the ending song it sounds interesting...

[DarthVadermatt]

@halosinful It's on the Season 3 album it's called homesick aliens...i think...

[GetouTheWay1]

ROBOTIC VAGINA??? WTFFFF (scroll down)

[EndTempation]

I'm from now on laughing like them.

[jon12345993]

WE ARE THE SAME

[Lunarmoon67]

To see the best dance ever 1:54 look at blue

[Jennsega101]

@ObeyBabieNelly143 Don't worry I did too :) it's me and my sister's favorite song

[manaphyrocksno1]

do i hear GLaDOS?

[L4DHunter2011]

@manaphyrocksno1 No.

[CTangelz32]

We're gonna kill you, just kidding BUT NOT

[AshtonVelasquez]

86 million earth years? ooohhh! so threatening!

[FreakedKoRnKid]

Auto tuned aliens huh?

[MegaBLARP]

1:27-1:29 GREATEST PART OF THE VIDEO

[ObeyBabieNelly143]

Am I the only one tht heard Pumped Up Kicks in the background.? O.o

[Th3hUnT3R1]

get smashed by a POTATO, ALIENS!!

[RogueCrockett]

Awesome eppy XD

[LinaInverse25]

Red: This is how we get each other pregnant

*Kicks blue in the stomach hard*

Blue: Ow!

Red*stomps on blue's face*

Red alien: * Mimics Red*

lol :)

[MrMtdewkiller]

planet asshole

[Supdahbro]

Red:We do this to wash our faces

Eulb dunks face in toilet

Red: I just pooped in there!

Elub:Is this soap?

Red: Uh, no...its chocolate!!!!!

[Brainmated]

@Supdahbro uhhhhhhhhhh gross man

[DragonsChoice]

whats that song at the end?

[ForeverLove141]

when pumped up kicks came on i thought my itunes started playing by mistake.

[laizel05]

WE WANT MORE TROLLz0r!

[039vidman930]

Thats not lil Wayne thats T pain

[Marshallv7x]

@asiantubby No shit Captain Obvious... -.-

[vladisbeast]

LIKE IF U LOVE FOOD TUBES

[senya148B]

hahahaha the aliens saved the earth



[asiantubby]

Red and Blue

Aliens' names: Der and Eulb

Red and Blue's names backwards

[BernnardoKarateFreak]

@asiantubby no shit

[markycincy3]

@asiantubby glad you figured that out

[TheZombieOutOfHell]

@asiantubby

Oh damn, we got a ROCKET SCIENTIST UP IN HERE!

[patracakida97]

@asiantubby did u figure that out all by urself!? way to go!

[sticktrick13]

@asiantubby -,- smart -,-

[animenerdchick123]

@asiantubby i wanna like your comment but you have 69 likes.....

[forevertomboy]

@asiantubby thanks captain obvious

[lasarousi]

@asiantubby YOU DONT SAY!? APPARENTLY SAID 72 TIMES

[aqworldshero210s]

@asiantubby no its backwards of seventy seven and bear grylls

[halosinful]

@asiantubby figured as much

[Trybut3]

@asiantubby Thanks a lot captain obvious

[ImmaShenrons]

@asiantubby you don't say?

[Geppeto96]

We are the universe at the end :D

[CrazedNife]

dafuq?

[Rocketman99poppin]

Red: Oh yummy burrito, with your black beans and rice, you make my tummy feel nice, and my butt hole buuuuurrrnnn...

[scottallen96]

to much free time to realize that

[TexasGunslinger9]

Anyone else catch that the aliens names are RED and BLUE backwards?

[TheCODxKING]

And there food was like ... meeehhhh. -_-

[Brainmated]

189 people hate buritos :p

[4TehLulzies]

I'm now gonna laugh like "Awwb awwb awwb awb awb awb."

[DIRTYGHETTOKIDS45]

:futuramafry: not sure if rip off of rage comics or funny

[MrMexicanhippo]

(✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

[ProFIlipino3198]

dick figures made me watch porn lol :D

[TheXRaider64]

they sound like glados

[braunarsch]

lol how dare u mocking us!!??

[GIRlover416]

Cubi Data's food is like, totally meh.

[gamemaker60]

Hap hap hap hap

[Deathmetal4ever455]

Shit

[PeroFan123]

So...if Der and Eulb's names are Red and Blue's names backwards, then that means Der has a girlfriend named Ycats, Eulb has a girlfriend named Knip, they have a friend who has Tourettes' Syndrome named Drol Setteruot, a Japanese raccoon friend who talks named Nooccar, a landlord named .Rm Yrrebelgnid, a friend who plays Flame War with them and does meme faces named R0zllort, and a douchebag Der and Eulb hate named Hpesorb. ...I think I said too much.

[sk8terboiibx1234]

greetings earth sticks

[TomKazutara]

Haa. oo

[ohman212]

0:12 the "pho" ??? he means pho noodle or the fuck???

[CornPuffStudios117]

The alien names are the backwards versions of Red and Blue.

[aqworldshero210s]

@CornPuffStudios117 no its backwards of potato and bottle captain obvious

[TheDerpyDuck]

Pumped up kicks playing in the background!!!

[demac741]

thumbs up if you think that pumped up kicks should have played in the entire video

[OneFunnyMusicMan]

I did like this series. Then they decided to misspell Burrito

[TheZombieKillingLamp]

Lol I like how the mexican sticks were being lifted. "NOT OUR FOOD TUBES!"

[sparklesme10819]

I LOVE THIS SHOW 

[Gamocraft]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­!

[Kerneloystarman]

a human traveled to a planet that was hostile to his carbon based life support systems, he perished abruptly, the humor is in his termination AB AB AB AB AB AB AB AB AB

|o.o| |o.o|

[BluTowlie]

LOL The ALIENS NAME = DER (opposite of Red) and Eulb (Opposite of Blue)

[WoRlDatChAoS67]

Al boo ker kway

[awesomeness5470]

lol

[awesomeness5470]

aw poor aliens look sad

[IkeShowtime]

the aliens sound just like kanye west

[thestuffthatswird]

@IkeShowtime whatcha talking bout deepthroated T-pain and now theyre like that

[funns7uf]

Lol der and eulb red and blue backwards

[aqworldshero210s]

@funns7uf NO! its potato and mudkip backwards

[Leocracy]

ALL YOUR BURRITOS ARE BELONG TO US



[Noobkilla99786]

1:51 Okay..

*Smashed by a car, and smooshed into ground*

xD

[vEXzXzombiEz]

185 people got their burritos abducted by aliens

[seinfeldfan7898]

How dare you mocking us

[MrEelky]

@QuEEzY7707 they're my favorite :D

[ASliceOfEvil]

0:27 red always has a blatant disregard for gravity in each episode

[QuEEzY7707]

autotuned aliens:D

[elvisuser]

Don't ever fuk with our burritos

[donaldo41397]

Somebody tell me... why the aliens came for a burrito in USA if there are more delicious burritos in mexico

[edwin700able]

Burittos are hella good

[wulfjakal]

erd: you guys are dicks

of course man! it's the name of the series! XD

[MrSmoshy100]

never ate a buritto :((((

[Tho1518]

1:26 Hab-ab-ab-ab-ab-ab-ab-ab-ab.

xD

[piolo232000]

red and blue....aliens' name der and eulb

[DanteEgo]

Notice how after they mess with them the burrito is still on the table

[shishkababatron]

2:20 their faces...

me: awwwwwww...

XD

[TheMrcheeno]

robotic vagina in the sidebar... hmmmm

[x2creator]

lol!! Al-buu-quer-quey

lol!

[dragonfire7585]

oh god they get like madder and madder every second :D

[Str8phily]

Crazy shit

[MrKovis99]

aliens have thecno sound

[Oentz]

the sound of the alien light stream at the beginning is a sound of aquanox 2 revelation! anyone else heard that?! 0:16

[animenerdchick123]

NOOOOOO,NOT OUR FOOD TUBES !!!!

[Wizard101Dude12]

Does anyone else notice that the alians sound like GLaDOS?

[Wassamattawityou]

Der

Red

Eulb

Blue

[HakuchouG6]

ohhhh sweet burrito u have black beens and rice make mah tummah feel nice and mah butt hole burn xD

[Uberbabies]

184 people didnt get any burrito tubes

[MrSmoshfan888]

Any one notice da part where they were messing wit the aliens pumped up kicks played for a short time

[omar96439514]

madre de dios



[jpizzleistizzler]

mehhhhhhhhhzhzhhhhh

[IAmMelloYellow]

1:44 Pumped Up Kicks!

[xLoliChiDesuu]

Dont you mean Albuquerque? No... Albuquerque

[KitaharaZBubble]

Why the hell was Fred asking me to click his face while I'm trying to watch Dick Figures??? =/ Teh suck Nickelodeon, don't eff with my DF. >=I

[ACCFPLAYER2011]

Am I the only one who heard pumped up kicks when they messed with the aliens?

[ashsayshellogoodby1]

@ACCFPLAYER2011 no i heard it after i heard the song i check the comments to see if anybody heard it good song

[CraftedCrew]

@ACCFPLAYER2011

nope

[Leo157500]

dont worry we still have mexicans so we still have burrito- oh fuck IM FLOATING SHIIIITTTTT DAMN MY CULTURE

[17XAlpha]

"i feel soft all over!"

[Yawimaya]

I actually never had a burrito.

Am I missing something?

[HitmanJake2113]

@Yawimaya yes, yes you are

[JShadowLurker]

"How dare you mocking us?"

[GAME4entertainment]

The Aliens Voices Where Made By Autotune. With Music.

Thumbs Up If You Agree With Me

[arafel]

did anyone else laugh at the aliens joke?

[bionicle394]

stupid aliens and curse you for destroying our burritos

[bionicle394]

what the you aliens are gay

[bio1396]

YOUR BEANS AND RICE, MAKE MY STOMACH FEEL NICE, AND MAKE MY BUTT-HOLE BURN

[captainrexproduction]

Red, Blue/ Der, Eulb

[wilsonchipmunk13]

YOU BASTARDS!!! NOT THE BURRITOS!!!!

[HighLIfeMONROE]

Aww they got so sad...fucking ass holes lmao so funny

[HighLIfeMONROE]

Lmao

[ledbus]

what is the song in the last 20 sec called?

[AnimeLoverGirl44]

i love Red!!! o offense Blue, i love u too but Red is AAAAAWESOME!

[GoAXvSCOUTvX]

We are not so different, you breathe oxygen through you mouths, and out of your butts, and we breath through our butts, and into our brains, which powers a small nuclear reactor

WE ARE THE SAME

[Nimmers05]

der and eulb is red and blue backwards just realised!

[uhuju1]

pumped up kicks FTW

[acdcfan0986]

YOURE PREGNANT!

[arafel]

those alien dudes are so fuckin funny!!! love their joke!

[aerosmithairsoft99]

well prepare for the world to end on november 17 86,002,011....... oh shit!

[ThePenNinja81]

Why did i laugh more when they said they were dying? >.<

[meraucci]

any body else notice pumped up kicks?

[fox4334]

@SuperSealMan777

should i click the vid or just.....leave it.......

[LeahTaylorMusic]

Lol!!!! Dear god..... xD

[seanbo16]

In soviet russia, burrito eats you

[Gamerking36910]

The aliens sound like t-pain

[megaZeroXXO]

must...not....make....portal..­. reference....

[auntmissaann]

ohhhh wuts with the robotic vigina in the vidoes to the side.

[jocacar123]

in my country WE DO NOT HAVE BURRITOS,NEITHER DO WE HAVE TACOS :( :( :( :( :(

[IHartPie101]

NOT THE BURRITOS!!!

[ninjapandaman]

HOW DARE YOU MOCKING US

[ASliceOfEvil]

1:27 to 1:29 should be a gif

[TheRealJimmyGlitchy]

HUP HUP HUP HUPHUP HUPHUP

[tntdynomite92]

All the other kids with the pumped-up kicks better run, better run, faster than my gun.

[ew14450]

O sweat burrito your beans and rice make my tummy feel nice and my butt hole burn

:-))

[Puppylove045]

Nooooo! You were mocking us? LOLZ :D

[Dragnerz]

The humor is in his termination !