She got paid to say nothing but good things about Disaster Movie. Friedburg and Seltzer would have threatened to cut her salary had she said it sucked.
I hear she is being considered as the new cohost for "Dancing with the Stars." She seems very charismatic, and she is definitely easy on the eyes, so I suppose she could do a good job.
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you fool! vanessa is way cuter than jessica. and jessica is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid!
I watched this movie. I didnt know what it was all about. Didnt make laugh anyway and insulting. Holy s***. I guess the producer had exhausted of idea in directing movie. The scenes jumped over here and there. I hate Vanessa here. She makes me sicks!!
OMFG the movie sucked i couldnt even watch 30 min of it, i mean. Wheres the humour in this? They are either singing lame songs which isent even funny or slapping each other or say random stuffs. I mean comon i could have done it way better myself :S
I just love how she says that the directors of this godawful piece of shit are ahead of there game by "spoofing" a movie that isn't even out yet. It's obvious that they didn't put any effort into Disaster Movie.
Disaster Movie is an exercise in torturing entire audiences. I can not believe there are people over the age of 13 that actually think this garbage is funny.
No, there aren't. You're not seriously telling me you liked her in this movie, right? There is a scene where she's walking through glass and a scene where she eats glass and both scenes are just sick and twisted and not funny at all. You'll have to explain why you think she's funny.
Look, I just don't get what's funny about it. It takes something clever to make me laugh, like Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz, Thank You For Smoking, Office Space etc.
The first two Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz I do not know of at all. But I HAVE seen and tremendously enjoyed Thank You for Smo0king & Office Space [even have the next to next].
You should check out Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz. They're both British satires and they are just briljant. Unlike Disaster Movie, it has a clever way of making fun of the genre it's based on. Most of humour is based on smart characters and witty dialogue wich works much, MUCH better than mindless slapstick. In what way is Disaster Movie a true classic? Explain please.
Damn, If disaster Movie is torture, why isn't the CIA using it to interrogate terrorists? I'm pretty sure using this god-awful piece of shit would make anyone spill vitol information. No amount of training can prepare you for it. Unfortunately, even Dick Cheney thinks this "movie" is torture, so the chances of using it on humans is not very likely.
"She is not a slut. The bad "commenters" (that's not even a real word, by the way) are sluts, dumb asses and ignorant!"
Correct?
Don't cast judgment about people being stupid and ignorant etc. unless you can say or type what you want to say in a way that doesn't make you sound more ignorant and more "slutty" than the bad "commenters", okay? Thanks! ;-)
Oh yeah, you can tell shes a slut because she talks about a movie with a reporter. Thats SOOOOO SLUTTY and stupid right?... almost as stupid as insecure girls insulting anyone that is attractive. I guess slut to you is = my physical and metal superior. She dint talk about anything sexual so how is she a slut? You feel threaten so you try to attack her. I read about this type of behavior, well i tried to. It was hard to read stone age painting on a cave wall. You primitive bitch.
fucking sell-ouJason Friedberg and whore!! im sure your sucking Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer's cock!! damn!! girl!! doing a porno is less degreading!! then doing these shity-ass!! movies!!
Is it just me or does she constantly look diffrent in her pictures? Anyway I didn't know if she was an Actress or Singer but now I know. I saw her alot in magazines.
I truly second that, but you know these people gain experience over the years on how to market their reputation. So she knows all the little tricks to appear very likeable, as do all the other stars.
so do i! i mean like, there is something in her face that makes you think twice. she doesn't appear nice to me AT ALL. she keeps acting like "oh, i'm nice" but like it's not working.
Friedburg and Seltzer are the directorial equivalent of the people that do a book report and use the movies as the main reference.
Half of the gags aren't even parodies. They're basically just the guys showing up in a poorly imitated costume based on a much better movie and getting kicked in the balls.
(and fyi, Vanessa, don't stick to the script if the script is garbage. ^^)
you guys are so mean to the poor girl,and i dont care how many thumbs down you give me!!so what if she can't act,like she said atleast she trying!Like for real leave her alone you guys dont even know her
For someone who is casting judgment so quickly about Jessica, you seem to not even be able to SPELL, CAPITALIZE AND USE CORRECT GRAMMAR in the correct way to be able to make such asinine statements about her...
Study this and LEARN before you make anymore dumb comments:
It's supposed to be typed like this:
"Yeah, I agree with you. And it seems to me that she is more well spoken and more intellectual than Jessica Simpson."
This movie is horrible. If you see it then buy the bootleg DVD for $5.00 on the streets
Vanessa can't act worth a damn. And 2 think Vanessa chased Nick Lachey down just so she could gain attention so that somebody would know her name enough 2 give her a movie role (Like Jessica did) Not mention the fact that Vanessa probably slept with someone 2 get the movie role too. And as we all know sleeping with women is NOT a problem for bi-sexual Vanessa. So sexin women executives is OK with her too.
Vanessa Minnillo is a *very well* known untalented whore. I can't believe she's actually sitting there acting like this is a great movie. Everybody on the planet that has seen this movie has called it a DISASTER! For many different reasons.
Vanessa is NOT an actress and never will be. And these writers on not 'right on top of it' because they are doing a parody to movies that hasn't come out yet, like High School Musical. And Hancock is still in the theaters.
yeah its like the DVDs where they go "the director was so great, he was really patient ect" on the extra's you get lol. I cant wait for this one. You find hotter girls on your local campus then this little bitch who cant act. Stop trying to make it sound like the Godfather its a PIECE OF CRAP
sorry vanessa but your movie sucked, its not you its the directors. well actually you sucked too and so did everyone else but it was mainly the directors
"THIS MOVIE IS ALREADY A COMPLETE DISASTER.... WHY WORTH THE WATCH??" :(
MrChic77 3 months ago
no she loves nick dick
mariabbb1964 4 months ago
Any movie that ends in "_____ Movie" suck something awful.
ButterflyWars 5 months ago
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Zonchiengyang 11 months ago
exclusive..!!
vanessa minnillo ABUSED..!!
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iamyours7 1 year ago
Vanessa loves big white angry dick
SmOkInAcEs702 1 year ago
gotta love her thick bushy pussy
bullzeye56 1 year ago
I like this movie and I also like scary movie, date movie, epic movie, not another teenage movie and meet the spartans but not everyone likes them to
I just like that kind of humour and ofcourse Vanessa Minnillo is one of the hottest actresses of the world
proregeRotzak 1 year ago
She got paid to say nothing but good things about Disaster Movie. Friedburg and Seltzer would have threatened to cut her salary had she said it sucked.
Rawk4Life 1 year ago
Why would she accept such an idiotic role in such a stupid movie?
jujujujuparisxx 1 year ago 4
@jujujujuparisxx this movie is funny, stfu
ZiggyTheBoss70 1 year ago
funny enough she was in fantastic four .. lol
kittenDecember 1 year ago
PINAY BEAUTY~~~~~
kidrainenfina 1 year ago
They are not a good match, but it is obvious she is totally into him, too bad he does not feel the same.
sansaviera 1 year ago 3
I hear she is being considered as the new cohost for "Dancing with the Stars." She seems very charismatic, and she is definitely easy on the eyes, so I suppose she could do a good job.
bigbenkentucky 1 year ago
Where is she from?
bafri1989 1 year ago
She born in the Philippines to a Filipino mother and an American father of Irish and Italian ancestry.
bigbenkentucky 1 year ago
Thank you very much!!
bafri1989 1 year ago
HA, I GUESS IT DIDN'T WORK OUT!
jribe 1 year ago
she comes off as kinda pretentious
ma121887 1 year ago
@ma121887 I Totally Agree!
tinaanitproductions 1 year ago
she is hot
narutoexe1 1 year ago
Skank
ghannik 2 years ago
She actually looks PROUD to be seen the movie.
ethiogorgeous 2 years ago
Did she just say script?
BoondocksOfBoston 2 years ago 4
i still think J Simpson is better with Nick and prettier
ebabyrulz 2 years ago 3
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you fool! vanessa is way cuter than jessica. and jessica is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid!
PoliticalGangster 2 years ago
jessica is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay prettier. vanessa is pretty, but hands down jessica is hotter !!!!!!!!! dont call me stupit, yu must be stupit.
ebabyrulz 2 years ago
i agree jess all the way
bulalicious1 2 years ago
beautiful girl she look like a mix of brooke burke and charisma carpenter
mariskarox 2 years ago
Shes hot no doubt
01thrilla 2 years ago
some hot and intelligent people make a bad name for all hot and intelligent people *sigh*
swtkali4nian 2 years ago
I love how people take the negative points and make them sound good in most interviews
oiramldx 2 years ago
CRAP MOVIE
biffandrews 2 years ago 4
I watched this movie. I didnt know what it was all about. Didnt make laugh anyway and insulting. Holy s***. I guess the producer had exhausted of idea in directing movie. The scenes jumped over here and there. I hate Vanessa here. She makes me sicks!!
Maxevlyn 2 years ago 9
Just want to see these two hot bitches get it ON!!!!!!!
seattle0002 2 years ago
OMFG the movie sucked i couldnt even watch 30 min of it, i mean. Wheres the humour in this? They are either singing lame songs which isent even funny or slapping each other or say random stuffs. I mean comon i could have done it way better myself :S
bovik1 2 years ago
ugly horseshit movie
TheBoomViper 2 years ago 4
epic and scary are much funnier and awsome then whatever what she stars in
MattonRunescape 2 years ago
This movie just...SUCKS!!!! I hate this girl for being in this film!!!
ScreaminEagle17 2 years ago 2
SHE IS ONE HOT PINAY!
driftnismo18 2 years ago 3
@driftnismo18 i didn't know she was born here in the philippines...
so this proves asians are the hottest!!!!agree???she even looks like my beloved girl...
torsyok 1 year ago
- Hmm sexy ass bitch
- During this horrible movie she gave me a boner
CollegeLoheart 2 years ago
vannessa minnillo is so pretty!
catsrulee 2 years ago 3
A bad movie is a bad movie. It doesn't matter how hot a woman in the movie is, it doesn't make the movie worth watching.
CastingIronFilmsPhil 2 years ago 22
your right but the song at the end is great...
and she is very hot xD
onkelschnix 2 years ago
@CastingIronFilmsPhil EXACTLY!!! You should tell that to my school!!
Rip120394 1 year ago
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She is DAMN hot!
Xaintt 2 years ago
I just love how she says that the directors of this godawful piece of shit are ahead of there game by "spoofing" a movie that isn't even out yet. It's obvious that they didn't put any effort into Disaster Movie.
Disaster Movie is an exercise in torturing entire audiences. I can not believe there are people over the age of 13 that actually think this garbage is funny.
enisijzer 2 years ago 4
Well,it might not be nice but it do have some funny parts and characters,like Nicole Parker as Enchanted Princess(:
Xaintt 2 years ago
No, there aren't. You're not seriously telling me you liked her in this movie, right? There is a scene where she's walking through glass and a scene where she eats glass and both scenes are just sick and twisted and not funny at all. You'll have to explain why you think she's funny.
enisijzer 2 years ago
Nevermind,can't get through that think brain of yours.
Xaintt 2 years ago
Look, I just don't get what's funny about it. It takes something clever to make me laugh, like Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz, Thank You For Smoking, Office Space etc.
enisijzer 2 years ago
The first two Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz I do not know of at all. But I HAVE seen and tremendously enjoyed Thank You for Smo0king & Office Space [even have the next to next].
Anywya, Disaster Movie is a true classic.
Just my intelluectual opnion.
Steve, intelluectual Ann Coutler fan
SteveCarras 2 years ago
You should check out Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz. They're both British satires and they are just briljant. Unlike Disaster Movie, it has a clever way of making fun of the genre it's based on. Most of humour is based on smart characters and witty dialogue wich works much, MUCH better than mindless slapstick. In what way is Disaster Movie a true classic? Explain please.
enisijzer 2 years ago 3
Damn, If disaster Movie is torture, why isn't the CIA using it to interrogate terrorists? I'm pretty sure using this god-awful piece of shit would make anyone spill vitol information. No amount of training can prepare you for it. Unfortunately, even Dick Cheney thinks this "movie" is torture, so the chances of using it on humans is not very likely.
thepoo1234 2 years ago 4
They would probably get all the information they want within 5 minutes.
enisijzer 2 years ago
i <3 vanessa minnillo
selenagomezfan131 2 years ago 2
i second that, shes awesome.
i made a video about it :)
linuxglobal 2 years ago
She seems cool and so pretty! N awesome film, watched it last nite lol :D
BritishAngel08 2 years ago
not a great movie, but it was worth watching just for Vanessa :) SOO HOT
linuxglobal 2 years ago
This movie is so bad the hotgirls did nothing for me! That is how bad this movie is!
ScreaminEagle17 2 years ago 4
This film was an INSULT to comedy BritishAngel08!
I want Jason Fried...(I'm not even going to say their names), to LOSE their jobs and NEVER make another movie again in their lives!
ScreaminEagle17 2 years ago
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hot hot hot
kahunasonic 2 years ago
everybody please stop comparing vanessa and jessica..i love them both.
spacezeid 2 years ago
she is so hot! carmen electra too
qustav37 2 years ago
jus watch it on youtube
healerdude69 2 years ago
she is so pretty
avrillover117 2 years ago 3
She is not a slut, the bad commenters are slut and a dumb ass ignorant!
crocfeet35 2 years ago
You meant to say:
"She is not a slut. The bad "commenters" (that's not even a real word, by the way) are sluts, dumb asses and ignorant!"
Correct?
Don't cast judgment about people being stupid and ignorant etc. unless you can say or type what you want to say in a way that doesn't make you sound more ignorant and more "slutty" than the bad "commenters", okay? Thanks! ;-)
courtneypmbowie 2 years ago
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what a slut
pussiecyatdoll 2 years ago
Oh yeah, you can tell shes a slut because she talks about a movie with a reporter. Thats SOOOOO SLUTTY and stupid right?... almost as stupid as insecure girls insulting anyone that is attractive. I guess slut to you is = my physical and metal superior. She dint talk about anything sexual so how is she a slut? You feel threaten so you try to attack her. I read about this type of behavior, well i tried to. It was hard to read stone age painting on a cave wall. You primitive bitch.
SpartanTLS 2 years ago 5
hmm.. anything else?
pussiecyatdoll 2 years ago
she is a totaly slut
i wanna shave hear eyeballs
FrixFrixX 2 years ago
shes well fit
baxendale12 2 years ago
And I thought you were hot Vanessa.
Biff947 3 years ago
fucking sell-ouJason Friedberg and whore!! im sure your sucking Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer's cock!! damn!! girl!! doing a porno is less degreading!! then doing these shity-ass!! movies!!
felix1980torres 3 years ago 2
just plain fake!
5thMANOLOBLAHNIK 3 years ago 2
yeah
artonalushaj 3 years ago
Vanessa Minnillo UGLY AND STUPID .Man you guys are fucks you dont understand man she is the beautiful girl in the world shes the hottest.
And your just jealus
artonalushaj 3 years ago
she has a massive bush! theres a picture on evil beet site. wouldnt wanna look up her skirt!
igu052133 3 years ago 4
Is it just me or does she constantly look diffrent in her pictures? Anyway I didn't know if she was an Actress or Singer but now I know. I saw her alot in magazines.
lovesick666 3 years ago
ican't stand her. she seems soooo fake.i can see her being cool to your face and then when you turnn around there she is back stabbing you.
revo40 3 years ago 2
I truly second that, but you know these people gain experience over the years on how to market their reputation. So she knows all the little tricks to appear very likeable, as do all the other stars.
bklynguy27 3 years ago 3
so do i! i mean like, there is something in her face that makes you think twice. she doesn't appear nice to me AT ALL. she keeps acting like "oh, i'm nice" but like it's not working.
5thMANOLOBLAHNIK 3 years ago 3
she's gorgeous.. i wish i look like her.. :D:D:
prettyprincess04059 3 years ago
fucking hell your stupid.. do us all a fucking favor and kill yourself you stupid bitch!
sumgui 3 years ago
whats wrong with you, it be great if every girl in the world looked as hot as her
writofmandamus 3 years ago
Vanessa Minnillo is super, super hot, hot, hot!
perfectprincessa 3 years ago
She is so ugly!!!! Jessica Rocks!!!!! Stop talking about Nick so everyone will know you are dating.... Gosh!!!
MPCCJ 3 years ago
Friedburg and Seltzer are the directorial equivalent of the people that do a book report and use the movies as the main reference.
Half of the gags aren't even parodies. They're basically just the guys showing up in a poorly imitated costume based on a much better movie and getting kicked in the balls.
(and fyi, Vanessa, don't stick to the script if the script is garbage. ^^)
abridgedfanboy 3 years ago 2
for real vanessa minnillo is my wife
brooklyny1 3 years ago
you guys are so mean to the poor girl,and i dont care how many thumbs down you give me!!so what if she can't act,like she said atleast she trying!Like for real leave her alone you guys dont even know her
LOKIZ21508 3 years ago 2
Yah I agree with you.And it seems to me that she is more well spoken & more intellect than Jessica simpson.
prt61370 2 years ago
"Yah"?! "intellect than"?! "Jessica simpson"?!
WTF?!
For someone who is casting judgment so quickly about Jessica, you seem to not even be able to SPELL, CAPITALIZE AND USE CORRECT GRAMMAR in the correct way to be able to make such asinine statements about her...
Study this and LEARN before you make anymore dumb comments:
It's supposed to be typed like this:
"Yeah, I agree with you. And it seems to me that she is more well spoken and more intellectual than Jessica Simpson."
Get it? Good.
courtneypmbowie 2 years ago
She is fucking material.
ndoor33353 3 years ago 3
Hey galingkotalaga,
Just accept the fact that the woman cannot act worth a damn. We all know it.
xpinkrose 3 years ago 2
The Directors are ahead of their game?
YEAH RIGHT!!!!
Fellowship1983 3 years ago 4
Did they even watch the movie? O_o
vegettosonlab 3 years ago
no duhhhhh then y wud she pik dat movie to interview (NOT IN A MEAN WAY)
angelfac159 3 years ago
i hope the lady reporter use the term comedy lightly
DARKK718 3 years ago
Ehm... 8-) weird movie .
U2b93 3 years ago
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Be careful Nick, Vanessa has S.A.R.S.; _Some _Asians _"R" _Screwed!
RoflSinx3 3 years ago
This movie is horrible. If you see it then buy the bootleg DVD for $5.00 on the streets
Vanessa can't act worth a damn. And 2 think Vanessa chased Nick Lachey down just so she could gain attention so that somebody would know her name enough 2 give her a movie role (Like Jessica did) Not mention the fact that Vanessa probably slept with someone 2 get the movie role too. And as we all know sleeping with women is NOT a problem for bi-sexual Vanessa. So sexin women executives is OK with her too.
xpinkrose 3 years ago 2
xpinkrose..you're 36yo but your mind is of 6yo.. grow up
galingkotalaga 3 years ago
Fuck that, the film isn't even worth 5 bucks. Download it illegally.
Biff947 3 years ago
lol yea
healerdude69 2 years ago
Vanessa Minnillo is a *very well* known untalented whore. I can't believe she's actually sitting there acting like this is a great movie. Everybody on the planet that has seen this movie has called it a DISASTER! For many different reasons.
Vanessa is NOT an actress and never will be. And these writers on not 'right on top of it' because they are doing a parody to movies that hasn't come out yet, like High School Musical. And Hancock is still in the theaters.
xpinkrose 3 years ago 4
I agree with you a 100% and i hope Vanessa reads this! SHE CANT ACT FOR SHIT!!!!!
Keliiholokai89 3 years ago 2
yeah its like the DVDs where they go "the director was so great, he was really patient ect" on the extra's you get lol. I cant wait for this one. You find hotter girls on your local campus then this little bitch who cant act. Stop trying to make it sound like the Godfather its a PIECE OF CRAP
jamesthq 3 years ago
lol damn ibradin...i think ur right!
toonmama6 3 years ago
horrible movie,the worst acting i have ever seen,who did they sleep with to get in this ridiculous movie,the sex tapes must have helped.
ibradin85 3 years ago 3
sorry vanessa but your movie sucked, its not you its the directors. well actually you sucked too and so did everyone else but it was mainly the directors
n00bins 3 years ago 6
this move is definetly on my list
DisneyChannelHQ 3 years ago