FAT GUY LIFTS MINORITIES! (11/19/09-260)

[triplehhh478019]

KILL ALL DA JUICE

[FunkyOrangePandas]

for now on im calling strawberries "redberries"

[PetChucacabra]

I kept laughing every time he said "why you no likey the Jews"

[KittoTheCat]

lol @ adolf hitler

[r1pp0ns4lh4n]

hey shay can u still pick up kassem..since ur slim now /

[ansiglal22]

I wonder if people were like why does this guy have make up on at the raw food place.

[Jenchixo]

I LAUGHED HARD @ 1:44 "today juice gonna be BERRY delicious" xD I dont know why i laughed hard but it was fantastic. LMAO @ 7:49 oooh la la xD

[bigl4085]

i likea the jews

[UndeadFisheys]

OMG WAS THE FFIN ZOHAN!? 7:07

[helloawesome1000]

Wait. So ur telling me it wasn't the first Tim shay had picked up Kassem when they were playing zombies?!?!

[814ilovemusic]

KREEPY UNCLE KASSEM!!

(yes, I know I spelled creepy wrong. It's a joke)

[pandaexpress567]

did anyone else see the tag on shays short or shirt when he was putting Kassem now?

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

"Why you painting that one orange?"

Shay, she's obviously going into a surrealist art stage, leave her alone :P

[yasfan7]

you sound like chef gazpacho from webkinz in the beginning of the video

[yasfan7]

you sound like chef gazpacho on webkinz in the beginning of the video

[yasfan7]

you sound like chef gazpacho on webkinz in the beginning of the video

[MrsMJLoveAlways]

Lmao The music at the end is so hilarious to me

[omgoctopusomg]

there is an ad next to the video for a shaving machine thing.....and the catchphrase is "is your face worth it?" i think shay would have a good face joke for this. :D

[samantha24xo]

1:46 shay's laugh just kills me.

[karninag]

חמוד לגמרי

[dumbdadsthinkalike9]

Hey Rawn got news for u Only like 400,000 people are watchind u pike your pennis

[dumbdadsthinkalike9]

Stop at 4:59.Funny!!!:0

[MaddyLovesYou99]

Say "She Said Shay Sits" 5 times fast.

[Mazenwolverine7]

At 5:09, "what are you talking about gay shay?" lol

[AThunderA]

Can you sell me some of your juice on eBay? :D No buggers on mine :D

can you also send me a tutorial on growing a beer, getting fat and still keeping a beautiful wife and kid! You rock dude, I reckon you are getting the most of both worlds confort and beauty :D

[phisbulldogbuddies]

fruit face looks like kassem XD

[2tsunade1]

MY first shaytard video O_O

[KarlNuevo16]

I don't like jews either

[PurplexGreenxx]

PT is NEAT for a four year old!!!

[GiovanniRose277]

everytime you tape the juicer, I always want to make a smoothie!

[CoCko1eg]

lol shay dont you ever shave those puppies under them armpits . ^^ they like little chewbaccas :P

[372monkey]

i love it when shay takes the first sip of juice LOL

[Cookie4cora2lee]

I heard that in a song before @6:34 whats it from??

[Raquaza101]

@Cookie4cora2lee idk but the song is im blue

[ohemmi]

@Cookie4cora2lee I'ts by Eiffel 65, "Blue"

[Cookie4cora2lee]

@ohemmi thanks. yeah i found that out after :D

[Mulva13]

Hmm that girl at Raw he is talking to, does anyone know her name? Im pretty sure she is a known actress.

[emavix3]

that lady at the restaurant sounded like a commercial woman

[BIGT2642]

That restaurant is more hippie commune than food place.

[21cascadia]

Love the raw food liberals.

[NOsTriLcOw]

So many lolz at the end lalallalaalala shabalabadingdong!!!! Lol

[niceworkmicrosoft]

0:50 Princesstard has absolutely no idea what Shay is referring to!

[xButterscotchx8]

When Shay was talking with an accent I pictured KassemG saying it

[niceworkmicrosoft]

@xButterscotchx8 It's an old SNL bit

[tacosrule17]

omg princesstard color inside the lines!

[rainbowsugarcupcakes]

lol that sounded like painful meditation at the end :)

[fenfen11251]

haha I noticed whenever shay laughes his face gets BERRY red :)

[shelby9109]

if i was a guy i would def. date rawn he was the sexiest girl ever or darek

[PoppyLianne]

Princesstard uses some 'artistic freedom' :)

[TheAirEnElManana]

BERRY DELICIOUS!!!!

[PenguinsRule990]

@camille2dream i know its wierd

[shaytardsr0ck]

hahah princess tard is like " look camera"

[0MissElizabeth0]

psst .. Shay - those "red berries" are STRAWBERRIES.

[producedbyHANS]

@0MissElizabeth0 yes dumbass, i think he knows what strawberries are. 0MissElizabeth0 with yet another genius observation..

[0MissElizabeth0]

@producedbyHANS you think he does, BUT I DOUBT IT.

[producedbyHANS]

@0MissElizabeth0 you're right! what was i thinking? ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first: shay carl, 30 year old youtube sensation, who has spoken on such topics as algorithms, bicuspid molars, and symbiotic relationships.. does not know.. what a strawberry is. wow i tell you what, the world would be in shambles without the brilliant, groundbreaking insights of 0MissElizabeth0. bless her soul. tune in next week as she discovers the cure for cancer and ends world hunger!

[0MissElizabeth0]

@producedbyHANS you must lead a sad little life, you stupid Comment Crusader . Does it make you feel good to run through comments and make excuses for people? What a pathetic existence. It's a comments section. Free for us to say anything we want about the video we just watched. Now if I came here and comment stupid shit like "come to my channel and check out ___ " that would be inappropriate. But yes that man is sometimes a dumb ass , sorry if you can't accept it. Loser.

[producedbyHANS]

@0MissElizabeth0 i apologize. like i said, you're right. he just doesn't know what a strawberry is, the poor guy. it's a good thing you were here to save the day though. you're so smart, with your knowledge of berries and stuff.

[producedbyHANS]

@0MissElizabeth0 2:36 you 2:36 are 2:36 a 2:36 genius 2:36

[ukelayboy]

@producedbyHANS

wut?

[wagsandharry]

5:10=Buttsecks

[Frink14]

Princesstard colors better than me. And I'm 23 years old.

[bob3211000]

@Frink14 colours*

[Frink14]

@bob3211000 Well someone is from the UK.

[jskhomemade]

they are called strawberrys?

[Mcchelbyrox]

its time for daddy to shave his beard

[tclol]

my favourite colour is orange 2 Princesstard is my favourite now, other than dogtard :)

[ichiilah]

whos left hands is on their chin?

[SheepOvatsug]

LOL AT SHAY FORCING MOMMYTARD TO EAT HER OWN BOOGERS =D

[theNerffreak101]

i hate my fuckin laptop

[smilegummy23]

WOW SHAY OUR STRONG TO LIFT KASSEM!

[kim18694]

berryydelicous hahaha love that part love how u keep on laughing xxx

[whenmonkeysattack16]

pause at 4:29

your welcome

[itsmaria11]

1:50. lmao

[shanxox12]

Kassem looks so good in make-up ahahah

[rockster07]

'Why is the tree orange?'

Because I've never seen a blue duck before, and I just wanted to see a blue du- orange tree?

[TheWillGremlin]

tree is orange cause its annoying duh

[anniecake34]

it is so fuckin funny!!! 2:20~2:57 haha!

[frostkilen]

oh my god!! :-)

[coldplayfanatic683]

i didnt stop laughing from 4:50 on. hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaa litterally

[coldplayfanatic683]

i didnt stop laughing past 5:10

[bfmv580]

Rawn is so funny, and Kassem. Infact they are all really funny.

[LegendZeroOne]

HAHAHAHA when you cut off ol' girl @1:32 I died, whether it was intentional or not. Thats comedy.

[dorkykaya]

That vegetable face looks like Kassem lol.

[xVirosityx]

Katilette needs to know she isn't ugly without makeup and Shay needs to stop telling her she's ugly, jokes or not. It's mean and untrue.

[fasanyawn]

@xVirosityx hahahaha you tell em. i see that they are both laughing so i'm pretty sure she was so offended.

[bfmv580]

@xVirosityx AS SOON as I heard Shay say the word 'ugly' I knew, KNEW, you would have commented on this. It made me laugh :-)

[xVirosityx]

@bfmv580 Haha, Shay is a cool guy but he seriously takes his wife and life for granted sometimes.

[bfmv580]

@xVirosityx That maybe true to some extent, but come on, everyone takes their life for granted. We all know we shouldnt waste water or food because some people would kill for it, but we cant go around thinking about how great our lives are all the time, because things wouldn't get done and thats how people become arrogant jerks. And even the happyest of people still get frustrated or in bad mood for no reason.

[xVirosityx]

@bfmv580 Yeah, you're right. Just a pet peeve I have, lol. That and hypocrisy.

[lilhummingbirdx]

@xVirosityx OH MY GOD GET A LIFEEEEEEEEEEE OR FIND SOME OTHER GIRL WHO CARESSS.

[LovelyLittleOwl]

@xVirosityx Well you need to stop being rude and commenting on his videos about how he is mean when it is a JOKE she knows it is. You don't even know him. You don't see all of their lives. He probably tells her she is beautiful all the time!

[JasmineLucyElm]

"THE BIG BLUE PEOPLE...im blue imma bee imma blue "

LOL

love you shay

[thebrassmonkey100]

@JasmineLucyElm hahahaha you beat me to it!! lol

[jigglylamp]

Im pretty sure the tall guy is the talking tree from lord of the ring...i know im a nerd

[ShepperdW]

how the hell did you convince her to marry you again?

[0WeAllFallDown0]

What video are they filming for?

[nooneknowshit]

what video were they filming for?

[showbizvil]

"Not that there's anything wrong with that!"!!!  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[xoxoamericangirlxox1]

Mommytard still looks beautiful even when shes not trying...not fair LOL

[Kiljan137]

princesstard is very artistic, she should become an artist.

[TwilightFlip]

LOL apple jews.

[Cityteen09]

what video were u filming??

p.s- SHAYTARDS ROCK! luv u guys!!<3

[soccergirl10able]

i think derek is the hottest "gay guy" XDD

[marmaladexskies]

i like how mommytard and princess tard say 'green'

[alexstexs]

what wil you do for money?!?!!?!?!?!!!

[distortedorange]

ya bayyeh ma asga3aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak

thats arabic for stubid americans! please note its eeraq not I raq !

if you occupy a country the least you could do is pronounce its name correctly! 

[spiritreapr]

what video were you guys makin cus i dont think i see it anywhere?

[T0xinCF]

i like apple jews O_o

[prtybrneyez18]

Does Lisa EVER brush her hair?! She always looks like she just rolled out of bed.

[boonhii]

sometimes you just randomly ignore mommy tard

[RavenRyder11]

u like jews haha apples jewss haqhaha

[aNaLinE123]

woot woot!!! my fav color is orange too!! high five princesstard!! =]

[zawiex]

What are you filming a kkk video?

[mynamesjustMaddy]

Also,Kassem is,like,REALLY hot! <3

[mynamesjustMaddy]

Shay,you are buff!!!

[doctorkickass]

at 2 55 what shay did to mommytard if i did the same thing to my GF she ll probably break up with me . she z such an uptight bitch .. I love mommytard

[gneedham401]

lol, im a fan of shaytards!

[mikemullany]

ive noticed u have ALOT more energy after u started the raw veggie diet. im thinking aboot it...but idk...

[oliviabondoc]

Are you like Adolf Hitler? You don't likeh de Jews?

LOL SHAY. :)

[rachelthegleek]

GASP! She plays the flute?! :D

[ForeverPalistine0000]

:[. Not to be rude but Rawns teeth scare me like crazy

[madz3333]

my christmas tree is pink. got a problem with that?!

[mssammysaurus]

4:12 the face of fear xD

[Pancake151]

Haha, redberries.

[soulinnumber]

"pickin your nose pickin your nose. NOW YOUR EATIN IT"

LMFAOLMFAOFLMFAOFAMFLMAFMAO

[IlhanS37]

nice ending haha :D

[lalaine543]

5:09 to 5:12 LOOOOOOL "What's so gay about this?" while hu humps kassem

[sethatronifyable]

3:33 didnt expect that. haha made me laugh

[WWoodyW]

there are no minorities being benched! WHAT@

[scooper90]

Omg I'm watching this video right now at 1:50 in the afternoon!

[emiliawho]

@scooper90 omg me too

[Piratesfannumerouno]

You do not likeh de jews?

[Jullaan89]

haha that raw lady was weird :P

mommytard is not ugly, she looks absolutely fine! haha and i love the italian accente haha xx

[mmynameismary]

lmfao berry delicius!

[loribbymhmm]

hahaha before i watched this video i had just watched charles trippy's engagement video where he asks alli to marry him and alli sings that same "im blue" song! i just thought it was funny that i heard it one video after the other:)

[Bdestainto]

Crazy beard dude!

I like it better shaved!

[DIVINITYvideos]

....

oh... like VERY delicious! IT'S A PUN!

[stranraer9]

i bet your missus could lift that guy as well !

[BinxaRooable]

haha omg shay you're crazyyyyy <3

the bill clinton and juice part cracked me the heck up.

i watched it like 5 times. and it cracked me up every time.

[trish8914]

carrots, orange and apples makes a good juice(: just sayin, and its my favorite(:

[rippac86]

what camera do u use.. and this is a related video to shaycarl... nice.... u should have lots of subscribers soon,... im subbed... and do u know what kind of camera shay/kassemg/and sxephil use?

[trish8914]

@rippac86 flip cam!

[rippac86]

@trish8914 thanks pal.. its the HD flip cam

[firelilly08]

and i cannot fail to mention rawn is so hilarious

[coolwhipspecial]

I don't like the "juice" either.

[DJGrumpyMIX]

at 6:30 couple of years ago i was at a custom party and damnn he was tall ass hell

[Faira95]

poor Mommytard & Princesstard x""D Shay ur crazy lol

[VideosOfWilliam100]

download the song for free at

MP3SICK . COM

[draka5793]

hay shay whats the coolest car uve owned?

[firelilly08]

5:10 kassem is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooo fucking sexy

[XMileyLoverXSummarX]

@firelilly08 OMG! I know rite!!

[firelilly08]

@XMileyLoverXSummarX fuck yea. he is gorgeous

[22Natta22]

YOU'RE AWESOME !!

[22Natta22]

YOU'RE AWESOME !!

[CrazyAARgrl]

lol ua lika the juice???

[Enfirnity]

omg you have a big beard! :O i like the small one better :)

[LiterallyTheJoy]

I'm blue da bo di da bo dye

[hardrivefreak]

Shay has the same computer speaker set up as I do. I saw my sub woofer! :)

[FreeGirlForLife]

Uhm, Rawn looks pretty hot in make up (; 4:49

[TheRachel719]

shay did you know the tag was still on your shorts at 4:38

[pinoypride995]

shay this was a little racist you want some jews

[xPatDxRockSx]

ROFL 'jews'  ahahhaha

[draconian45]

He's pretty strong for a small man. I'm way stronger though.

[kirdook]

darah looks like the girl from Professional 20 years older

[iPatrickTouch]

You like some Jews? XD

[MrPinktink97]

i luv dereks costume!!

[Stormshadow17]

5 stars for willy wonka reference

[toremor1]

SHe dont like Jews:D