we need to focus on reclaiming freedom not the legallity of certain rights or it defeats the purpose. likewise christians need to work to greater things like telling the world the truth not tellling america "No!, bad dog." cause if someone has a different relegion than you its stupid to talk about ethics. ~dont tread on US.~
@trifulquita15 :maybe their conscience doesn't allow them to use toddlers who don't really understand what they are taught to speak like the antigay activists did
@trifulquita15 As someone that works in childcare (sorry not a doctor or anthropologist so this is a layperson's assessment) I would estimate his age to be no older than 9 years old but probably about seven years old. His vocal tone does make him seem younger than 9 but his mannerisms and vocal control suggest he is highly socialised and an experienced orator. I'm curious to find out how far off I am.
@MJRNKR 7 yrs old??? my gosh... kids used to be innocent like Laura Ingalls, now they are sarcastic, left-wing politicians an experienced orators like Bart Simpson.
Better than letting kids be naive, conservative dumbasses. It's bad enough American kids are the laughing stock of the world, let's not keep our kids ignorant.
You have 1/4 the views of the original. You are not original and your attention seeking whoreness is not funny or original. Your 'likes' are mostly from young people who are saying 'fuck you' to their parents.
@darthspeaks ... I'm genuinely confused. I was calling you gay since you're homophobic to insult you. Way to pick up on sarcasm you dumbass. I mean, I have trolled a lot of people but you are one of the most special.
2. Calling someone a pretend name that is supposed to mean "fear of gay people"(makes no sense) does not make someone homosexual. You might as well use the argument that since I have a fear of heights that I hate people that climb.
3. Insulting people with profanity does not cause them to see your side of the argument (or whatever this is).
4. Why would you insult someone you don't know anyway?
@darthspeaks Made up word? That alone makes all of your argument invalid. And I troll people I don't know because it amuses me to fight with fools because they come up with the silliest arguments. And if you don't like profanity get off the internet you freedom hating douche.
@TheCrazyTalkKid Oh wow the irony. In one post saying "freedom hating douche" then the next post going back to sucking your gods cock. You don't even know what freedom (or truth) means. Hypocrite.
@emikochan13 Fuck off. I was trying to bait him. I was going to make a Cthulhu joke when/if he said I wasn't a real christian or something like that. Obviously, he didn't respond so it kinda left my last comment hanging. And besides that, do you really think after all that other crap I taunted him with I would be a bible thumping nut?
@emikochan13 Ah, it's ok. Sorry about telling you to fuck off. And it's understandable because I did 360 on my stance to mess with that guy. No hard feelings I hope.
@lookin4thedeepkick ... and you base this observation on what exactly? That I don't jump on the bandwagon of immorality just because I don't want to be the 'odd man out'?
You, my friend, has no life for disagreeing with me.
Nice use of 'epic fail' --- it will be overused in a few years as 'tubular' and 'far out' was in the past. I could suggest dropping it from your vocabulary before it's too late.
@darthspeaks I like "Epic fail". It's apt. It means you fail. To epic proportions :D
For example, thinking i'm worried about getting left out of something, so i'll agree that being gay is ok. The fuck?
I've never heard a good enough reason for gay couples to get married in front of a judge. In front of a priest, i understand. But in a legal sense, why not??
And if you want to talk about immoral, check out how many American states it's legal to marry your cousin ;P
@PervAccount Right, go against my God given conscience and just give in. Jump on the popularity band wagon as you have done. I don't give up my morals just because those around me choose to act wickedly.
@darthspeaks i don't choose to support homosexuality because it's popular. i have not given up morals infact, i choose to support it because i HAVE morals. besides quoting the bible, what's wrong with the gay lifestyle that affects you personally?
@darthspeaks To believe that homosexuality and/or homosexual behavior is wicked is to be ignorant. Second, let's just say that homosexuality IS a sin. This country was built on many good principles, two of which are "pursuit of happiness" and "freedom to err" as long as your rights end where mine begin. Consensual homosexual behavior, regardless of its moral standing, does not violate any of those principles, whether you like it or not.
Hey, you can tell this vid's Canadian because of the bilingual text on the cracker box. And ain't it funny how the American economy's about to be pushed off the edge of a cliff and the only thing some of their politicians are obsessed with is who is marrying who. Priorities, people
A CONTRADICTION! people who believe kids should not know about sex at a young age, yet use the 'confusion' of children regarding same sex as a defence against it
Destroy these boxes of chips!!! Or our families will be torn apart and the zombie nazi pirate robots will eat our pet animals and drink the milk out of the carton!!!! Ohh btw get rid of math and science.... It confuses them too! Stop being paranoid!
@Zezima459 Yes. If not man decides to be woman, and woman decides to be man. We agree upon that no one are equally worth, and that some has to be leader? You do understand that -two- people cannot, ever, share property rights over house, kids and car?
God people are stupid the only ones willing to stand up and say that queers are some dumb mother fuckers got to be people like this that put their kid up there yes faggots are retarded but why do you say things like "it doesn't make sense" over and over talk about the medical problems that go on with them talk about the fact that their reeking fucking cesspool breeding grounds for aids to the immediate dangers of anal sex like anal fissures talk about the facts that make them fucking stupid
YEAH. because only gay people get and/or pass on aids. its not like a straight person ever got an STI. thats why sti medication is only available to gay people, right?
and its not like straight couples ever have anal sex, right?
ohhh no, thats right! silly me_you're just ignorant and intolerant :(
@GirlInColour aids came from the gay community sally and as for straight ppl having anal sex i never said they were smart ive had it with this oh their stupid too so you cant say where im stupid let me ask you a question if some1 chopped their balls off with a dull axe would it make it smart to do so yourself? and most of these std's that people get originated from some dumbass doing something stupid with his dick like fucking goats and shit, likewise with aids
......................................care to explain the link between bestiality and homosexuality? one minute you're ranting against gays, the next you're talking about fucking a goat.... you seem confused. sex with a person is different to sex with an animal, just fyi. ditto, what is the link between self mutilation and sex? heres a tip: you dont like gay sex? THEN DON'T HAVE IT, OK? no ones going to make you.
@GirlInColour apparently your too fuckin stupid to get the point of both analogies. analogy one is the basic if every1 is jumpin off a bridge would you too, just more brutal. analogy two talking about how abnormal sexual stupidity is usualy the reason and origin of these stds like goat fuck, gay sex has its problems and shit that comes with it, and when one of these dumb mother fuckers do this shit and pass it on to normal society (usually though bisexuals) fucks ever1 else over too Understand?
what, you think people are having sex BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT? you fucktard, they're doing it FOR ENJOYMENT AND LOVE, not because its "popular" or whatever.look it up, its called an orgasm.
you still havent made clear the link between how consesual sex between two adults is the same as fucking an animal. it doesnt matter if a person is gay or straight: have unprotected sex and you will spread STIs. you should blame people who have unprotected sex, gay or straight.
@GirlInColour shit-pumping is not orgasmic fag-lover i believe i speak for everyone who has walked out of a prostate exam stiff legged that anything in the ass don't feel good and you still have yet to wire your brain to your mouth instead of your ass i said gay sex is the reason we got aids because its someone sticking their dick where its not meant to be the same way idiots fucking animals have brought in disease different acts but similiar in the fact their both mind boggling stupid retard
@Kazo1911 i <3 that you seem to be under the delusion that you alone can judge exactly what is right and what is wrong, that you somehow know what is pleasurable and what isnt.....so you dont like gay sex? then dont HAVE gay sex. you dont want aids? then dont have unprotected sex with someone who has got it, you fucktard.
and you say im a fag lover as an INSULT? you think id be INSULTED by that? bring it. (being called hate-filled and ignorant and homophobis, now that would sting......)
@GirlInColour haha the ol who are you to judge alright then who are you to judge how do you have a right to an opinion to agree with em? if i cant alone judge anything then how do you alone have the right to say their right what makes you special that you can say things but i cant? and dumbass you must be like five years old with this protection bullshit fyi doesn't always work its even written on the side of box "fucktard" not exactly a bullet proof argument princess
there is a difference between "i disagree but i respect your right to be gay" and "lets just hurl abuse and propaganda".
and maturity? i'm not even going to get into that with you. you can't spell, your grammar is horrendous and you obviously never learnt to punctuate: i dont understand half of what you write. bullet proof argument? coming from a person who can't explain exactly what is wrong with being gay, yet thinks using words like cesspool somehow validates his argument?
@GirlInColour whats wrong with gay ppl hmm? anal fissures rips in your asshole that aren't exactly pretty (its where jokes like chopped & sliced come from) aids which come with them like stink on shit (theres more but that should be enough to prove it unnatural) and as for my grammar I cut letters off certain words so i can fit what i got to say in the comment box retard and that doesn't change the fact you still don't know what your fucking talking about miss condoms are cure for all dumb bitch
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen lol you cut in on a week old conversation to say something as lame as that? read the conversation the question isn't whats wrong with me there's nothing wrong with me pal its whats wrong with faggots. if theres something wrong with what I'm saying then shouldn't it be easy to prove me wrong, it should right? but every fag i argue with cannot argue the direct facts im saying they got to advert and make it about pity instead of logic. Say things like "whats wrong with you"
Who cares how old the conversation is? Hate is hate and I'll step in to stand up to trolls however long ago a comment was made. What facts? How is what grown adults do any business of yours? Oh... that's right... it's not! Go live your own life and stop fucking around with others. Have a fanfuckingtastic day!
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen Aw the savior of youtube how touching they should give you an award. and as for facts how many times do i got to say it A-N-A-L F-I-S-S-U-R-E-S which are the immediate problems that come with their way of doing shit then theres long term problems like gastrointental issues like irregularity and the inability to control the passing of stool or on the other side of the spectrum the inability to pass due to lack of muscle control without an epic struggle lol
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen Well lets start on that ive seen your profile you think of yourself as a psychologist in the making? Let me ask you a question Miss Shrink whats your take on these pyromaniac fetish freaks these ones that like to sear themselves into the ER every other weekend you know obtain for themselves beautiful third degree burns but instead of learning their lesson they continue to burn themselves onto the arson list and a lot of times into their graves (answer this it does relate)
Not sure where you got the psychologist thing; I have little interest in psychology - I'm a hydrogeologist for starters - that's also none of your business and has nothing to do with the topic at hand. Second - you still evade my question... I'm starting to think you're just a troll. ;P
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen well you think to much and uh no youve just like the chick i was arguing with first are the ones evading. The pyromaniac relates because it actually for a lot of these individuals a sexual obsession one much like the gays have an obsession both retarded and self destructive and not even close to normal and theyll both tell you the same thing "its who they are" "its what they do" my question is should i allow pyromaniacs to marry fire now? Should I give em rights and a match?
YOU STILL EVADE MY FIRST QUESTION... but because you're such a moron and fun to "argue" with... I'll feed you! ^^
You're comparing consensual adults loving one another to someone burning property and getting a boner from it? Not seeing any connection at all... People in love do not hurt anyone... Some pyscho burning down someone's house and all their treasures inside does hurt someone. See the difference? And don't feed me more shit about anal fissures... That's not >>>
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen stupid little girl you think your so smart dont you? You know exactly how it compares your "dont feed me shit about anal fissures" is your way of trying to dismiss facts. My buiseness? everything ppl do effect each other and when opinions clash ppl argue and are either wrong or right in the end so get off your horse princess. Who am i to say whats wrong then who are you? you cant tell me im wrong if i cant say your wrong this works both ways unlike some1s asshole sweetheart
I once heard you can't argue with an idiot... You have shown this to be true. I don't claim to be smart. I'm a woman, not a "little girl". And yes I am correct to call you out on fucking around in someone's business when it does not pertain to you. When determining whether something is right or wrong I usually ask myself if the behavior hurts anyone other than the person engaging in said behavior. If it doesn't - who cares? It's none of my business and therefore none of yours
And your "facts" don't show anything... turns out - they're not truly facts at all actually... Anal sex does not lead to any of the medical conditions you listed - I've asked my doctor (So long as both people are not going beyond their limits). You seem to be awfully fixated on the ass... I'm now nearly certain you are ashamed of liking your ass stimulated. You have no right to tell people they're weird for finding pleasure from stimulating whatever part of THEIR body. Weirdo.
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen keep trying to get to me lady its not working. and i believe my dear little miss your bullshitting me on the doc thing nice try i have a cousin that almost died from it when she let her boyfriend convince her. You keep saying what they do with their bodies is their choice and i get that. I drink woman and a lot of ppl would say thats wrong but its my choice. BUT that doesn't mean they get to go around and bullshit ppl saying their "natural" that their ok. No they should stfu
What isn't natural about homosexuality? It goes against the norm ( only a social aspect, not something of nature), but that doesn't mean it's not normal. I'm sure you're aware homosexuality isn't only found in humans, but many many many other species - it's part of nature. Having a different sexual preference doesn't make a person mentally ill - as you suggest. We all have different preferences on different things - that's fine! as long as that preference doesn't harm anyone!
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen and as for animals horses will eat oats till their stomach pops open and they die, lemmings follow each other off cliffs, domestic turkeys die in the rain, goldfish like horses will eat fishfood till they die, monkeys eat shit and piss their own mouths nature runs on a balance of interspecial rules to run itself when humans interfere with it animals do stupid shit animals shouldn't be what you solely base human intelligence off of if you know what i mean it does harm them
As for asking my doctor - yes I did ask, and that's the answer I got. I'm sorry about your cousin, but it sounds like the boyfriend didn't respect her limits and hurt her - he sounds like a complete asshole - no pun intended. It's all about choice and respecting other's choices. I may / may not agree with your choice to drink - but I have no right to tell you what to do. Whatever makes you happy. We're only here once, enjoy it - don't worry about what others are doing.
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen Yeah he was an ass i fucked him up thx for sympathy. My problem is that they push it on ppl when in fact if it came down to it they are the ones that are wrong if anyone is wrong. I believe entirely in the live and let live philosophy as long as they respect it themselves and lately the gay community as a whole have not they get on stages and scream call us homophobes as if were mentally challenged you see my point.All i ask is that they shut up and I quit having to hear it
Well... ofcoarse they're loud about wanting equal rights... So were women and african-americans. They'd shut up if they were given the same rights as heterosexual couples. You're loud - the same as me, even a little hot-headed - and if someone told me(or you!) I wasn't equal for whatever reason I would be infuriated and would never let go of the issue until I got equality - I know you'd do the same.
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen i understand standing for what you want but womens and black rights are entirely different both of which were oppressed due to bullshit reasons women for an idea of male superiority although being true in the physical aspect it was untrue for everything else women can contribute to anything other than fighting. than blacks for multiple bullshit ideals of them being more of animals than humans which they proved wrong. thats my point both proved themselves not just yell abunch
@Kazo1911 It's no different. Marriage is about loving one another and making a commitment. It cannot be tainted by anyone but yourself for screwing up your own marriage. As for women not being able to fight... I can fight better than most men I know and shoot more accurately. LOL. Comparing a self-destructive alcoholic to two people in love... that's like trying to make a square fit through a circle. "they dont deserve rights to what they do" ??? What do they do other than love each other?
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen well whether they love it or not the comparison still fits i used alchohol because i know gay sex is unhealthy regardless of what you said before ive heard it come from their own mouths when i argued with em in speech in debate in high school along with a bunch of other crap about lube and condom usage as the way to make it safer. I understand the cry of a republic is to protect all ppls rights regardless of majority but like i said no need to endorse an marriage does that
Any sex can be unhealthy if limits are not respected. I see this conversation going in loops from now on, so I will wrap this up. It's none of my or your business what they do behind closed doors as yours or my own private life is none of the public's business. They're in love and are highly commited to one another and want the right for their significant other to be able to make decisions when they're in the hospital.... etc. There's absolutely no reason to not let them.
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen I dont see no loops but if your cutting it off I wont harass you but you ain't convinced me really (not that you didn't say some interesting things once we got past insulting each other lol) thx for helping me spam the comment list obs cya round lol
Yes... it was "fun"!... O.o I just can't understand what happened to the true American spirit of "I may not agree with you, but I'll defend your rights til death!" ... Our forefathers would be ashamed. I absolutely enjoy a good debate even now and then, but not when it comes to human rights - there is no debate for me in that area. It's not about what gays do, it's the fact that they are excluded from legal rights that everyone else has access to. It's un-American. Sayonara!
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen theirs a lot that can be said on how to go about it without tainting the meaning of marriage as a perfect union but I thought we were wrapping this up obs
The meaning of marriage is everlasting love and commitment? (I really don't want to bring religion into this, buuut...) The ceremony and concept of the union of two people existed long before the christian religion and what was written in the bible. We are wrapping it up! ^^ But education is an on-going process... so I suppose we'll never be done... O.o And like I said before - a concept cannot be tainted - in this case marriage, unless you yourself taint your own marriage.
Turn the diamond on it's side. There's your square.
JohnWinchester3567 2 weeks ago
LMAO!
Danka42JesusIsMyHero 3 weeks ago
2 + 6 = 8! It doesnt make sense!!!!! LOL
skinchen 3 weeks ago
THINK OF THE CHILDREN WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
TottalyTommoohyeh 3 weeks ago
Hilarious
KatieeBeexo 4 weeks ago
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS?!!!
hattafan2593 1 month ago
@hattafan2593 watch the original antigay comercial
PeriquinTV 4 weeks ago
This kid is on his way to being the next Phillip DiFranco, or however it's spelled.
VampireJesus 1 month ago
Crackers are Square...
LAOWLZZ !!! x D
xm377Moyocoyatzin 1 month ago
"Crackers need to be square." - Laughing my Aussie fucking arse off. All people should be equal in love!!! Woooooo!!
TGIAustin911 1 month ago 3
I like this so much more than the original.
oliviaarshambow 1 month ago 8
This kid is absolutely adorable
LatinaLizzie 1 month ago
This kid is absolutely adorable
LatinaLizzie 1 month ago
that kid is so adorable! "it dosent make sense!"
justineabean 1 month ago 4
IM CONFUSED!!!!!! *nom nom nom*
Lilyjhs 1 month ago 9
I have no idea how old this kid is, but this is the best thing I've ever seen someone of this age group do.
angrynutrients 1 month ago 9
Hahaha. Dawww, what an adorable and broey kid.
Zeldarulah 1 month ago
LMFAO.
BruinsBest 1 month ago
Crackers need to be square.
This was funny!
beproudtobebipolar 1 month ago
DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Scraxs 1 month ago
Haha. That is one cute kid.
Great video response.
EmeraldView 1 month ago
I am gay therefore a pedofile, I will sex you
MegaBlueZOMBIE 1 month ago 3
Stupid diamond shaped crackers, shame on them....
naturalistmind 1 month ago
Canadian packaging. :)
PatchesRips 2 months ago
This is great. Thanks for the smile!
suvariboy 2 months ago
I admit it. I'm a square... but I'm also a well rounded individual.
TableWolfMusic 2 months ago
I like this one better lol
StrmTrprTK420 2 months ago
THIS is so wonderful! i love it
SlimShaney08 2 months ago
ha nice. This is so much better than the actual ad. The actual ad was a piece of shiz.
UzumakiBarrageRox059 2 months ago
MOTHER FUCKIN SQUARES HOW DO THEY WORK?
xXyourmomsballsXx 3 months ago 53
this is amazing cute lil fella keep it up
kingpharaohtsar 3 months ago
LOL...so great...
straighteningsharks 3 months ago
When you turn your squares on their side, they suddenly become diamonds. YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT.
TommieAurelis 3 months ago 2
Proof that crackers should be square NOT DIAMONDS.
If a child becomes confused we should destroy the cause of confusion. This is the way of our people.
InversionGameStudios 3 months ago 8
If this kid had acted in Star Wars ep. 1, ep. 2 and 3 would have done much better. This is a well acted and well written parody. Cheers!
crazybay46913 3 months ago
he's so cutee(:
immabeamazing 3 months ago
ROFL! Making fun of shit stained Christian hate mongers! Love it.
MakesMeAngry 3 months ago
Hahahah! Great!
BaulerRicardo 3 months ago
Ha! Awesome!
davec128 3 months ago
awh this is adorable :3
XDBeliabXD 4 months ago
Haha! This kid is brilliant
vinivinus 4 months ago
we need to focus on reclaiming freedom not the legallity of certain rights or it defeats the purpose. likewise christians need to work to greater things like telling the world the truth not tellling america "No!, bad dog." cause if someone has a different relegion than you its stupid to talk about ethics. ~dont tread on US.~
lokuh90210 4 months ago
i hope the parents miss out on grandchildren.
aqueenowlbee 4 months ago
You need to call your senator about this!
gyqz 4 months ago
FOR GOD'S SAKE! WILL SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN? THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT SQUARE IS ANYMORE! :'(
SamhainTheDark 5 months ago 120
@SamhainTheDark That's why, after prop 8, we have prop 9.
2c26 1 month ago
I loved his 'huam" biting sound... sooo cute and a lil activist. Nawwww.
MJRNKR 5 months ago
hahahahahah loved it! kid is awesome actor! keep up the good work!
conjure26 5 months ago
oh my gosh youre so awesome
saramartins95 5 months ago
he looks like 12 yrs or 14 yrs old, why he pretend to be a 4 yrs old kid?
trifulquita15 5 months ago
@trifulquita15 :maybe because this is a parody?
uyenst 5 months ago
@uyenst maybe homosexual activists can't find a 4 yrs old kid
trifulquita15 5 months ago
@trifulquita15 :maybe their conscience doesn't allow them to use toddlers who don't really understand what they are taught to speak like the antigay activists did
uyenst 5 months ago 3
@uyenst I think you just hit the nail on the head...
Timmoux 5 months ago
@trifulquita15 As someone that works in childcare (sorry not a doctor or anthropologist so this is a layperson's assessment) I would estimate his age to be no older than 9 years old but probably about seven years old. His vocal tone does make him seem younger than 9 but his mannerisms and vocal control suggest he is highly socialised and an experienced orator. I'm curious to find out how far off I am.
MJRNKR 5 months ago
@MJRNKR 7 yrs old??? my gosh... kids used to be innocent like Laura Ingalls, now they are sarcastic, left-wing politicians an experienced orators like Bart Simpson.
trifulquita15 5 months ago
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DunklenHerzen 1 month ago
@trifulquita15
Better than letting kids be naive, conservative dumbasses. It's bad enough American kids are the laughing stock of the world, let's not keep our kids ignorant.
DunklenHerzen 1 month ago
Ahahahhahahahahahaha
I love you
urstraitjacketluvsu 5 months ago
Total Investment: Borrow handycam and get one cracker
Result: Total destruction of multi million dollar ad! lol
sooryasriram 5 months ago
You have 1/4 the views of the original. You are not original and your attention seeking whoreness is not funny or original. Your 'likes' are mostly from young people who are saying 'fuck you' to their parents.
darthspeaks 5 months ago
@darthspeaks Right on, you tell 'im, darthspeaks! Gay people like you shouldn't have to be insulted by this clown!
TheCrazyTalkKid 5 months ago
@TheCrazyTalkKid You missed the point so much you must be a cue ball...
darthspeaks 5 months ago
@darthspeaks ... I'm genuinely confused. I was calling you gay since you're homophobic to insult you. Way to pick up on sarcasm you dumbass. I mean, I have trolled a lot of people but you are one of the most special.
TheCrazyTalkKid 5 months ago
@TheCrazyTalkKid You are right when you said I am special.
1. I don't troll people, I tell the truth.
2. Calling someone a pretend name that is supposed to mean "fear of gay people"(makes no sense) does not make someone homosexual. You might as well use the argument that since I have a fear of heights that I hate people that climb.
3. Insulting people with profanity does not cause them to see your side of the argument (or whatever this is).
4. Why would you insult someone you don't know anyway?
darthspeaks 5 months ago
@darthspeaks Made up word? That alone makes all of your argument invalid. And I troll people I don't know because it amuses me to fight with fools because they come up with the silliest arguments. And if you don't like profanity get off the internet you freedom hating douche.
TheCrazyTalkKid 5 months ago
@TheCrazyTalkKid
I could not imagine you even remotely saying that to my face.
Goodbye.
You obviously have no moral compass.
Sorry but this line of communication is ended.
I am sorry you will not accept the truth.
darthspeaks 5 months ago
@darthspeaks I probably wouldn't but this is the internet. And as for truth, our lord and master is the only truth I need you godless heathen.
TheCrazyTalkKid 5 months ago
@TheCrazyTalkKid Oh wow the irony. In one post saying "freedom hating douche" then the next post going back to sucking your gods cock. You don't even know what freedom (or truth) means. Hypocrite.
emikochan13 5 months ago
@emikochan13 Fuck off. I was trying to bait him. I was going to make a Cthulhu joke when/if he said I wasn't a real christian or something like that. Obviously, he didn't respond so it kinda left my last comment hanging. And besides that, do you really think after all that other crap I taunted him with I would be a bible thumping nut?
TheCrazyTalkKid 5 months ago
@TheCrazyTalkKid - You are so right~ who would err to think a nut would read it? It is just so cool to stomp on it, eh?
ETHIOLOGIST1 5 months ago
@TheCrazyTalkKid I wasn't sure, apologies for my outburst. The first time I use an expletive in a post and I'm wrong, how embarrassing.
emikochan13 5 months ago
@emikochan13 Ah, it's ok. Sorry about telling you to fuck off. And it's understandable because I did 360 on my stance to mess with that guy. No hard feelings I hope.
TheCrazyTalkKid 5 months ago
@TheCrazyTalkKid Keep on Trollin! TROLLS UNITE!!!
Timmoux 5 months ago
@darthspeaks LOL you epic fail at life dude.
lookin4thedeepkick 5 months ago
@lookin4thedeepkick ... and you base this observation on what exactly? That I don't jump on the bandwagon of immorality just because I don't want to be the 'odd man out'?
You, my friend, has no life for disagreeing with me.
Nice use of 'epic fail' --- it will be overused in a few years as 'tubular' and 'far out' was in the past. I could suggest dropping it from your vocabulary before it's too late.
darthspeaks 5 months ago
@darthspeaks I like "Epic fail". It's apt. It means you fail. To epic proportions :D
For example, thinking i'm worried about getting left out of something, so i'll agree that being gay is ok. The fuck?
I've never heard a good enough reason for gay couples to get married in front of a judge. In front of a priest, i understand. But in a legal sense, why not??
And if you want to talk about immoral, check out how many American states it's legal to marry your cousin ;P
lookin4thedeepkick 5 months ago
@lookin4thedeepkick Just accept that homosexuality is wrong, OK. Conversation over. It's that simple.
darthspeaks 5 months ago
@darthspeaks this tells me you are giving up. i can say the same. Just accept homosexuality is okay. Conversation over. It's that simple.
PervAccount 4 months ago
@PervAccount Right, go against my God given conscience and just give in. Jump on the popularity band wagon as you have done. I don't give up my morals just because those around me choose to act wickedly.
darthspeaks 4 months ago
@darthspeaks i don't choose to support homosexuality because it's popular. i have not given up morals infact, i choose to support it because i HAVE morals. besides quoting the bible, what's wrong with the gay lifestyle that affects you personally?
PervAccount 4 months ago 5
@PervAccount
Awesome response!
DunklenHerzen 1 month ago
@darthspeaks that's right, you can't
PervAccount 4 months ago
@darthspeaks nd that is exactly why I don't jump on the wagon of hating people for loving each other.
movelea 3 months ago
@darthspeaks To believe that homosexuality and/or homosexual behavior is wicked is to be ignorant. Second, let's just say that homosexuality IS a sin. This country was built on many good principles, two of which are "pursuit of happiness" and "freedom to err" as long as your rights end where mine begin. Consensual homosexual behavior, regardless of its moral standing, does not violate any of those principles, whether you like it or not.
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darthspeaks 3 months ago
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@Solberger0127 Looks like someone got into your head in public screwel!
I feel sorry for you, really.
darthspeaks 3 months ago
This video is far more intelligent then the original ad it was mocking lol
SmashtheCmachine 5 months ago 151
Hey, you can tell this vid's Canadian because of the bilingual text on the cracker box. And ain't it funny how the American economy's about to be pushed off the edge of a cliff and the only thing some of their politicians are obsessed with is who is marrying who. Priorities, people
Todeskaefer 6 months ago 3
oi this is the cutest thing ever omg oeigpjel;mfsd !!!
jaebcommakayla 6 months ago
Lol, love the cracker analogy
Mercie22 6 months ago
Awee such a cute kid!
ChiakiMew 6 months ago
What an awesome little actor! (:
CalamityM 6 months ago 2
haha yum
Arcand651 6 months ago
I don't get this video :-(
Nilsy1975 6 months ago
@Nilsy1975
Look up "painfully stupid anti gay commercial"
spritejunkee 6 months ago
@spritejunkee Thanks, have seen it now & this does make sense,
Nilsy1975 6 months ago
@Nilsy1975 its a parody
frankie23456789 6 months ago
@frankie23456789 Yes i got that :-(
Nilsy1975 6 months ago
@Nilsy1975 oh well i think its funny
frankie23456789 6 months ago
The best part was when he eats the cracker, lol!
gordogreat74 7 months ago
I want my parents to adopt that lovely little boy and by my little brother :D
ledzepgirl92 7 months ago
Those SICK circular crackers!!
Tearorwrist 7 months ago 64
i love how he pushes the rest of the cracker into his mouth at the end lol
TheEveryhingGuy 7 months ago
LOL
TheEveryhingGuy 7 months ago
This kid is the best
EucharistOfHypnos 7 months ago
OH MY GOD! This video pwned!
StevenJKpower 7 months ago 2
A CONTRADICTION! people who believe kids should not know about sex at a young age, yet use the 'confusion' of children regarding same sex as a defence against it
1C9J9S5 7 months ago
@1C9J9S5
exactly! I don't even remember discussing marriage, and sex in preschool.
StevenJKpower 7 months ago
The kids a great actor.
1C9J9S5 7 months ago
Destroy these boxes of chips!!! Or our families will be torn apart and the zombie nazi pirate robots will eat our pet animals and drink the milk out of the carton!!!! Ohh btw get rid of math and science.... It confuses them too! Stop being paranoid!
tookietookie123 7 months ago
I LOVE this kid!!! Sooo awesome
Karopex 7 months ago
LMAO this is awesome.
PeaceOfTruth 7 months ago
Solid gold genius! Love it, kid
EdNortonisMineLol 8 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Thank you!
qubatuta 8 months ago
this is funny omg!
2ECFIGHTING2 8 months ago
that was adorable lol
AtheismCentral 8 months ago
Lol how awesome is it that a 57 second homemade video completely destroyed a multimillion dollar hate filled advertisement?
choongd 8 months ago 93
@choongd Something wrong with hatred? I do understand that many people hate faggots, especially when they piss on the definition of marriage.
larsiemannen 6 months ago
@larsiemannen What's the definition of marriage?
AssProKicker 6 months ago
@AssProKicker An holy contact between man and woman. Man is the leader, and woman will be the follower. I'm not against people of same-sex marry tho.
larsiemannen 6 months ago
@larsiemannen No but you are sexist and stuck in very, very old ways.
thedarkone2134 6 months ago
@thedarkone2134 Yes, and they work perfectly nice. It fails if this order is not a reality in a relationship.
larsiemannen 6 months ago
@larsiemannen So, honest question: Do you believe it can work the other way around, where Woman is the leader and Man is the follower?
Zezima459 5 months ago
@Zezima459 Yes. If not man decides to be woman, and woman decides to be man. We agree upon that no one are equally worth, and that some has to be leader? You do understand that -two- people cannot, ever, share property rights over house, kids and car?
larsiemannen 5 months ago
I'm all for gay marriage.
Simple as.
badtimesallthetime 9 months ago
God people are stupid the only ones willing to stand up and say that queers are some dumb mother fuckers got to be people like this that put their kid up there yes faggots are retarded but why do you say things like "it doesn't make sense" over and over talk about the medical problems that go on with them talk about the fact that their reeking fucking cesspool breeding grounds for aids to the immediate dangers of anal sex like anal fissures talk about the facts that make them fucking stupid
Kazo1911 9 months ago
@Kazo1911
YEAH. because only gay people get and/or pass on aids. its not like a straight person ever got an STI. thats why sti medication is only available to gay people, right?
and its not like straight couples ever have anal sex, right?
ohhh no, thats right! silly me_you're just ignorant and intolerant :(
GirlInColour 9 months ago
@GirlInColour aids came from the gay community sally and as for straight ppl having anal sex i never said they were smart ive had it with this oh their stupid too so you cant say where im stupid let me ask you a question if some1 chopped their balls off with a dull axe would it make it smart to do so yourself? and most of these std's that people get originated from some dumbass doing something stupid with his dick like fucking goats and shit, likewise with aids
Kazo1911 9 months ago
@Kazo1911
......................................care to explain the link between bestiality and homosexuality? one minute you're ranting against gays, the next you're talking about fucking a goat.... you seem confused. sex with a person is different to sex with an animal, just fyi. ditto, what is the link between self mutilation and sex? heres a tip: you dont like gay sex? THEN DON'T HAVE IT, OK? no ones going to make you.
GirlInColour 9 months ago
@GirlInColour apparently your too fuckin stupid to get the point of both analogies. analogy one is the basic if every1 is jumpin off a bridge would you too, just more brutal. analogy two talking about how abnormal sexual stupidity is usualy the reason and origin of these stds like goat fuck, gay sex has its problems and shit that comes with it, and when one of these dumb mother fuckers do this shit and pass it on to normal society (usually though bisexuals) fucks ever1 else over too Understand?
Kazo1911 9 months ago
@Kazo1911
what, you think people are having sex BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT? you fucktard, they're doing it FOR ENJOYMENT AND LOVE, not because its "popular" or whatever.look it up, its called an orgasm.
you still havent made clear the link between how consesual sex between two adults is the same as fucking an animal. it doesnt matter if a person is gay or straight: have unprotected sex and you will spread STIs. you should blame people who have unprotected sex, gay or straight.
GirlInColour 9 months ago
@GirlInColour shit-pumping is not orgasmic fag-lover i believe i speak for everyone who has walked out of a prostate exam stiff legged that anything in the ass don't feel good and you still have yet to wire your brain to your mouth instead of your ass i said gay sex is the reason we got aids because its someone sticking their dick where its not meant to be the same way idiots fucking animals have brought in disease different acts but similiar in the fact their both mind boggling stupid retard
Kazo1911 9 months ago
@Kazo1911 i <3 that you seem to be under the delusion that you alone can judge exactly what is right and what is wrong, that you somehow know what is pleasurable and what isnt.....so you dont like gay sex? then dont HAVE gay sex. you dont want aids? then dont have unprotected sex with someone who has got it, you fucktard.
and you say im a fag lover as an INSULT? you think id be INSULTED by that? bring it. (being called hate-filled and ignorant and homophobis, now that would sting......)
GirlInColour 9 months ago
@GirlInColour haha the ol who are you to judge alright then who are you to judge how do you have a right to an opinion to agree with em? if i cant alone judge anything then how do you alone have the right to say their right what makes you special that you can say things but i cant? and dumbass you must be like five years old with this protection bullshit fyi doesn't always work its even written on the side of box "fucktard" not exactly a bullet proof argument princess
Kazo1911 9 months ago
@Kazo1911
there is a difference between "i disagree but i respect your right to be gay" and "lets just hurl abuse and propaganda".
and maturity? i'm not even going to get into that with you. you can't spell, your grammar is horrendous and you obviously never learnt to punctuate: i dont understand half of what you write. bullet proof argument? coming from a person who can't explain exactly what is wrong with being gay, yet thinks using words like cesspool somehow validates his argument?
GirlInColour 9 months ago
@GirlInColour whats wrong with gay ppl hmm? anal fissures rips in your asshole that aren't exactly pretty (its where jokes like chopped & sliced come from) aids which come with them like stink on shit (theres more but that should be enough to prove it unnatural) and as for my grammar I cut letters off certain words so i can fit what i got to say in the comment box retard and that doesn't change the fact you still don't know what your fucking talking about miss condoms are cure for all dumb bitch
Kazo1911 9 months ago
@Kazo1911
What on earth is wrong with you?
ObsOfAnEarthCitizen 8 months ago
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen lol you cut in on a week old conversation to say something as lame as that? read the conversation the question isn't whats wrong with me there's nothing wrong with me pal its whats wrong with faggots. if theres something wrong with what I'm saying then shouldn't it be easy to prove me wrong, it should right? but every fag i argue with cannot argue the direct facts im saying they got to advert and make it about pity instead of logic. Say things like "whats wrong with you"
Kazo1911 8 months ago
@Kazo1911
Who cares how old the conversation is? Hate is hate and I'll step in to stand up to trolls however long ago a comment was made. What facts? How is what grown adults do any business of yours? Oh... that's right... it's not! Go live your own life and stop fucking around with others. Have a fanfuckingtastic day!
ObsOfAnEarthCitizen 8 months ago
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen Aw the savior of youtube how touching they should give you an award. and as for facts how many times do i got to say it A-N-A-L F-I-S-S-U-R-E-S which are the immediate problems that come with their way of doing shit then theres long term problems like gastrointental issues like irregularity and the inability to control the passing of stool or on the other side of the spectrum the inability to pass due to lack of muscle control without an epic struggle lol
Kazo1911 8 months ago
@Kazo1911
Again...how is this any of YOUR concern? You still evade my question.
ObsOfAnEarthCitizen 8 months ago
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen Well lets start on that ive seen your profile you think of yourself as a psychologist in the making? Let me ask you a question Miss Shrink whats your take on these pyromaniac fetish freaks these ones that like to sear themselves into the ER every other weekend you know obtain for themselves beautiful third degree burns but instead of learning their lesson they continue to burn themselves onto the arson list and a lot of times into their graves (answer this it does relate)
Kazo1911 8 months ago
@Kazo1911 ok, time for education
1.) AIDS came from a monkey BITTING a person, proven fact, it was 10x stronger then and has weakened to an STI, homosexuality did NOT start it
2.) man/woman unprotected intercourse is the #1 spread of all STD's
3.) ANY couple wether it be man/man, man/woman, or woman/woman has the same risk to catch ANY STI, not just AIDS if they have unprotected sex
4.) gays are still human, im gay, but i also love to read, write, and hang with my friends, is that so bad??
jacobrulestheschool 8 months ago
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@Kazo1911 ok, time for education
1.) AIDS came from a monkey BITTING a person, proven fact, it was 10x stronger then and has weakened to an STI, homosexuality did NOT start it
2.) man/woman unprotected intercourse is the #1 spread of all STD's
3.) ANY couple wether it be man/man, man/woman, or woman/woman has the same risk to catch ANY STI, not just AIDS if they have unprotected sex
4.) gays are still human, im gay, but i also love to read, write, and hang with my friends, is that so bad??
jacobrulestheschool 8 months ago
@Kazo1911
Not sure where you got the psychologist thing; I have little interest in psychology - I'm a hydrogeologist for starters - that's also none of your business and has nothing to do with the topic at hand. Second - you still evade my question... I'm starting to think you're just a troll. ;P
ObsOfAnEarthCitizen 8 months ago
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen well you think to much and uh no youve just like the chick i was arguing with first are the ones evading. The pyromaniac relates because it actually for a lot of these individuals a sexual obsession one much like the gays have an obsession both retarded and self destructive and not even close to normal and theyll both tell you the same thing "its who they are" "its what they do" my question is should i allow pyromaniacs to marry fire now? Should I give em rights and a match?
Kazo1911 8 months ago
@Kazo1911
YOU STILL EVADE MY FIRST QUESTION... but because you're such a moron and fun to "argue" with... I'll feed you! ^^
You're comparing consensual adults loving one another to someone burning property and getting a boner from it? Not seeing any connection at all... People in love do not hurt anyone... Some pyscho burning down someone's house and all their treasures inside does hurt someone. See the difference? And don't feed me more shit about anal fissures... That's not >>>
ObsOfAnEarthCitizen 8 months ago
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen stupid little girl you think your so smart dont you? You know exactly how it compares your "dont feed me shit about anal fissures" is your way of trying to dismiss facts. My buiseness? everything ppl do effect each other and when opinions clash ppl argue and are either wrong or right in the end so get off your horse princess. Who am i to say whats wrong then who are you? you cant tell me im wrong if i cant say your wrong this works both ways unlike some1s asshole sweetheart
Kazo1911 8 months ago
@Kazo1911
I once heard you can't argue with an idiot... You have shown this to be true. I don't claim to be smart. I'm a woman, not a "little girl". And yes I am correct to call you out on fucking around in someone's business when it does not pertain to you. When determining whether something is right or wrong I usually ask myself if the behavior hurts anyone other than the person engaging in said behavior. If it doesn't - who cares? It's none of my business and therefore none of yours
ObsOfAnEarthCitizen 8 months ago
@Kazo1911
And your "facts" don't show anything... turns out - they're not truly facts at all actually... Anal sex does not lead to any of the medical conditions you listed - I've asked my doctor (So long as both people are not going beyond their limits). You seem to be awfully fixated on the ass... I'm now nearly certain you are ashamed of liking your ass stimulated. You have no right to tell people they're weird for finding pleasure from stimulating whatever part of THEIR body. Weirdo.
ObsOfAnEarthCitizen 8 months ago
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen keep trying to get to me lady its not working. and i believe my dear little miss your bullshitting me on the doc thing nice try i have a cousin that almost died from it when she let her boyfriend convince her. You keep saying what they do with their bodies is their choice and i get that. I drink woman and a lot of ppl would say thats wrong but its my choice. BUT that doesn't mean they get to go around and bullshit ppl saying their "natural" that their ok. No they should stfu
Kazo1911 8 months ago
@Kazo1911
What isn't natural about homosexuality? It goes against the norm ( only a social aspect, not something of nature), but that doesn't mean it's not normal. I'm sure you're aware homosexuality isn't only found in humans, but many many many other species - it's part of nature. Having a different sexual preference doesn't make a person mentally ill - as you suggest. We all have different preferences on different things - that's fine! as long as that preference doesn't harm anyone!
ObsOfAnEarthCitizen 8 months ago
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen and as for animals horses will eat oats till their stomach pops open and they die, lemmings follow each other off cliffs, domestic turkeys die in the rain, goldfish like horses will eat fishfood till they die, monkeys eat shit and piss their own mouths nature runs on a balance of interspecial rules to run itself when humans interfere with it animals do stupid shit animals shouldn't be what you solely base human intelligence off of if you know what i mean it does harm them
Kazo1911 8 months ago
@Kazo1911
As for asking my doctor - yes I did ask, and that's the answer I got. I'm sorry about your cousin, but it sounds like the boyfriend didn't respect her limits and hurt her - he sounds like a complete asshole - no pun intended. It's all about choice and respecting other's choices. I may / may not agree with your choice to drink - but I have no right to tell you what to do. Whatever makes you happy. We're only here once, enjoy it - don't worry about what others are doing.
ObsOfAnEarthCitizen 8 months ago
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen Yeah he was an ass i fucked him up thx for sympathy. My problem is that they push it on ppl when in fact if it came down to it they are the ones that are wrong if anyone is wrong. I believe entirely in the live and let live philosophy as long as they respect it themselves and lately the gay community as a whole have not they get on stages and scream call us homophobes as if were mentally challenged you see my point.All i ask is that they shut up and I quit having to hear it
Kazo1911 8 months ago
@Kazo1911
Well... ofcoarse they're loud about wanting equal rights... So were women and african-americans. They'd shut up if they were given the same rights as heterosexual couples. You're loud - the same as me, even a little hot-headed - and if someone told me(or you!) I wasn't equal for whatever reason I would be infuriated and would never let go of the issue until I got equality - I know you'd do the same.
ObsOfAnEarthCitizen 8 months ago
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen i understand standing for what you want but womens and black rights are entirely different both of which were oppressed due to bullshit reasons women for an idea of male superiority although being true in the physical aspect it was untrue for everything else women can contribute to anything other than fighting. than blacks for multiple bullshit ideals of them being more of animals than humans which they proved wrong. thats my point both proved themselves not just yell abunch
Kazo1911 8 months ago
@Kazo1911 It's no different. Marriage is about loving one another and making a commitment. It cannot be tainted by anyone but yourself for screwing up your own marriage. As for women not being able to fight... I can fight better than most men I know and shoot more accurately. LOL. Comparing a self-destructive alcoholic to two people in love... that's like trying to make a square fit through a circle. "they dont deserve rights to what they do" ??? What do they do other than love each other?
ObsOfAnEarthCitizen 8 months ago
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen well whether they love it or not the comparison still fits i used alchohol because i know gay sex is unhealthy regardless of what you said before ive heard it come from their own mouths when i argued with em in speech in debate in high school along with a bunch of other crap about lube and condom usage as the way to make it safer. I understand the cry of a republic is to protect all ppls rights regardless of majority but like i said no need to endorse an marriage does that
Kazo1911 8 months ago
@Kazo1911
Any sex can be unhealthy if limits are not respected. I see this conversation going in loops from now on, so I will wrap this up. It's none of my or your business what they do behind closed doors as yours or my own private life is none of the public's business. They're in love and are highly commited to one another and want the right for their significant other to be able to make decisions when they're in the hospital.... etc. There's absolutely no reason to not let them.
ObsOfAnEarthCitizen 8 months ago
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen I dont see no loops but if your cutting it off I wont harass you but you ain't convinced me really (not that you didn't say some interesting things once we got past insulting each other lol) thx for helping me spam the comment list obs cya round lol
Kazo1911 8 months ago
@Kazo1911
Yes... it was "fun"!... O.o I just can't understand what happened to the true American spirit of "I may not agree with you, but I'll defend your rights til death!" ... Our forefathers would be ashamed. I absolutely enjoy a good debate even now and then, but not when it comes to human rights - there is no debate for me in that area. It's not about what gays do, it's the fact that they are excluded from legal rights that everyone else has access to. It's un-American. Sayonara!
ObsOfAnEarthCitizen 8 months ago
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen Legal rights and marriage are two diff things but yeah it was fun bye bye
Kazo1911 8 months ago
@Kazo1911
Just so you know - marriage is a legal status in this country! One in the same!
ObsOfAnEarthCitizen 8 months ago
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen theirs a lot that can be said on how to go about it without tainting the meaning of marriage as a perfect union but I thought we were wrapping this up obs
Kazo1911 8 months ago
@Kazo1911
The meaning of marriage is everlasting love and commitment? (I really don't want to bring religion into this, buuut...) The ceremony and concept of the union of two people existed long before the christian religion and what was written in the bible. We are wrapping it up! ^^ But education is an on-going process... so I suppose we'll never be done... O.o And like I said before - a concept cannot be tainted - in this case marriage, unless you yourself taint your own marriage.
ObsOfAnEarthCitizen 8 months ago
@ObsOfAnEarthCitizen Opinions differ girl and I don't base my ideas off the christian religion marriage to me means a lot but not because of jesus
Kazo1911 8 months ago