Skyrim physics in a nutshell

[chuggaavsme]

just like nintendo logic

[Tietokone102]

Better one is: I used unrelenting force on a dragon sceleton, didn't move at all. Used one ice spike. I flew from the college of winterhold to the border of the city of winterhold.

[iDzROFLPIZZA]

That's what you get for trying to go up against a level 99 Kettle.

[xxFrEsHxJCxILLxx]

trying to put the pot on your head i see. i prefer the riverwood trader. put it on his head and steal all his goods he cant see anything :P

[tantonbo1]

Why would you sit there and find out things like that haha :L

[rebuiltful]

i don't give a shit about physics this is one of the greatest games ever... maybe best rpg

[Pizzabagaren97]

you suck

[Yumigachipapa]

Two things are wrong here... First, you can't cook things with a wall, it doesn't produce heat. Second, you shouldn't try to cook your head, it's not healthy.

[K1ngo64]

@Yumigachipapa I think the amount of potential energy and friction exhibited would be more than enough to produce heat.

[LeMontagnardMC]

You can also use charette.

[ninjainthebasement]

I think I'll just smash my head through here. What could possibly go wrong?

[Uldamoc]

omfg.. i jumped on a bowl one time and nearly died... so dumb... lmao

[dragonridley]

Does this make you a pothead

[egregiousBass]

pot, meet kettle

[Uocjat]

wait skyrim has physics? and here i was thinking stuff just randomly rearranged it self based purely on the chaotic whim of the gods

[DevilCry2]

lol

[EmofacePS3]

u pushed too hard

[WildBuck007]

I told you time and time an again. POT can kill you ! XD

[jamster48]

Skyrim in a nutshell - Pots on NPC's heads and arrows in knees EVERYWHERE

[Cb138inRs]

My question is why were you attempting this in the first place

[xHAZARD78x]

this isnt funny my cousin died like that

[TheSouleater66]

@xHAZARD78x bitch, stop copying youtube comments, especially when there is one EXACTLY LIKE YOURS on the first comment page

[BlackbeardC4ptain]

XD WTF!?!

[DaDude9211]

You pushed your head through the bottom of a cast-iron pot, you were expecting to survive?

[SinperTheFox]

-Break the law of physics

-Game hates you

[TheMightyAyegor]

There is no bug here.

You can't force your head into a pot without dying!

[SwedishEpicTime]

It was better than in ATDD (Amesia the dark decent) where the monsters can walk right throug stuff like a ghost polygon glitch

[superchairbed]

I USE TO WONDER WHERE ARE ALL THSES ARROWS COMEING FROM but then i took a mace in the knee

[taskforcefuckyou]

i used to pick up pots then... then i took an arrow to the knee

[scottw871]

i used to take an arrow to the knee then i took a pot to the face

[ReggaeReggaePyjamas]

i used to be able to with stand that..... until i took an arrow in the knee

[redmu1e123]

@ReggaeReggaePyjamas I was gonna reply, then i took an arrow to the knee

[TheZorseWhisperer]

I used to be an adventurerer like you...then I took a pot to the face.

[DannyEastes]

This is actually pretty accurate.

My dad died this way.

[redmu1e123]

@DannyEastes after he took an arrow to the knee?

[dirkbikeman1001]

How do you pick up items like you did? Can you please explain.. I use ps3

[DannyEastes]

@dirkbikeman1001 Hold down X

[MrCheney12]

The person in the chair must have been very confused...

[ShePlaysIt]

DEATH BY KETTLE! Apparently anything and everything can kill you in this game! XD Love it!

[IronicAtheist]

Repeatedly press 6 to make him hump the wall vigorously...

[MrSyntheticDesign]

i use to play with caldrens then i took an arrow to the knee

[blacklabel67k]

lol i remember bumping into a skull while exploring and the thing went flying like 6 football fields

[olmc90WhoAreYou]

press 7

[R0cksY0urS0cks]

it exploded in your face

[marcelluiz96]

@TheGarcia350 lol

[B0oR4dl3y]

I used to play around with kettles just like you... then i took an arrow to the knee

[cheesedawg9]

I used to be able to be killed by a kettle, then i took an arrow to the knee

[TheCampfiregang]

I NEED YOU TO STOP THAT PHYSICS... ITS MAKING PEOPLE NERVOUS!

[EnjyuDaWhoop]

Note to self: When head forced through metal bottom of kettle, body goes kaput.

[onlinetag]

its oblivian if not how do you pick stuff up

[CharnelLord666]

@onlinetag On ps3 you just hold down the X button instead of just tapping it. I dont know what it is on 360 and pc

[EnjyuDaWhoop]

@onlinetag

Just hold "e" in the PC version, it will allow you to drag most phys boxes

[Minecraftjake]

@taklg8 You mad, bro?

[Lyvcan]

to me it's quite natural, that you die, when your neck ist divided by solid iron..

[LargestCactus]

It's fake. I can tell by the pixels.

[agentlsk]

lol ive taken damage from running over random stuff on the floor

[Deflationism]

when you hit yourself in the head with a peice of iron you might DIE?

[CorRomeister]

@Deflationism well of course... If you were to ram your head into a brick wall in the real world it wouldn't exactly tickle...

[xAfterDawnx]

Yeah I managed to kill myself while running into a wheel barrel the other day

[Frostbite864]

@xAfterDawnx I managed to kill an old woman by running into a wheelbarrel. D:

[tstanator]

Gotta love that Havoc engine...

[DjFailtastic]

pot does that to you man

[xXxDigitalRocxXx]

@DjFailtastic Not when you smoke it, only when you beat someone with a few pounds of it lol..

[thebestman29]

@xXxDigitalRocxXx you fucked the joke.

[xXxDigitalRocxXx]

@thebestman29 sorry :(

[KirbyAndLink]

@DjFailtastic Hilarious... too bad it doesn't :s

[TheNinjabassist]

whats the button to click to move objects for xbox?



[Rockshey]

@TheNinjabassist Hold down the pick up button, same on PC.

[WhatssSoFunny]

@TheNinjabassist Hold down the search body button. On xbox it is A. On PS3 it is X

[JohnForester15]

This is called suffocation. It happens when you place something over your head and are unable to breathe.

[MrChickGamer]

*Coughs* SyndicateProject... 

[Upuroade]

Skyrim physics in a cauldron.

[TheDarkHaji]

This is syndicate's....

[gotM3T4L]

So glad I clicked this fucking video...thank you Mazzolli

[cuppajango]

Anyone else remember that one shop in oblivion where you walk up to the counter and all the items on it went flying?

[satochi08]

That awesome moment when the top comment is funnier than the video

[gfitide]

Skyrim physics in a kettle

[111Kpfw111]

Boom, headshot

[Kurtis138]

This is Syndicate's video

[J88Wolf]

Woot! Argonians ftw! :3

[HiLiLjit]

Shit happens to me all the time I go to search someone or something that I just killed, and it picks the son of bitch up and makes him hover infront of my face, shit rediculous.

[Kurtis138]

You little douche bag this is TheSyndicateProject's video

[Duckanator22]

@Kurtis138 Hey, dumbfuck, check the dates. This was first. Nov 10 to 11th.

[Kurtis138]

@Duckanator22 Explain why this is exactly like Syndicates video then asshole

[Duckanator22]

@Kurtis138 Get this through your thick skull. THIS VIDEO WAS POSTED ON NOVEMBER 10TH. "Syndicates" WAS NOVEMBER 11TH.

[Kurtis138]

EVERYONE dislike this video he copied "thesyndicateproject's" vido completely...same name same place same thing, but syndicate made it first!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheEzioAuditorie]

its not in a nutshell its in a kettle XD

[Sjoerdd93]

You know, Quantum mechanics teaches this can actually happen. (It's highly improbable, but strictly speaking, not impossible)

[trapperd275]

had the same problem with the gravity gun

[marcelluiz96]

Tip: if you didn't like what happened here, never, NEVER step on bones while running.

[MrGlassOfficial]

@marcelluiz96 hahaha i hear that they suck

[toukimumu]

@marcelluiz96 it stills happen in skyrim? In fallout it was happening to me all the time already... Bethesday really...

[TheGarcia350]

@marcelluiz96 now someone tells me....that just happened to me right now in a cave full of trolls. step on one and it smack you, if your lucky, it will glitch out and bounce on cave walls and kill u if u are hit. this is my skyrim experience in a nutshell :(

[ScopeTCR]

No no they got this 100% correct

no physics glitch or anything trust me im a doctor

[SLIMEdotNET]

@ScopeTCR Well my tardis needs some repairing.... I broke the timey wimey thing Trust me i'm The Doctor

[Fisofbrick]

Not to mention the fact that bumping objects sends them flying. one of those hand carts damn near killed me from bouncing around a room

[hillaryclintock]

I think if force your head through the bottom of an iron pot in real life you would die just like that.

[Minecraftjake]

All of you are idiots. This came out BEFORE Syndicate's video. Get told, broskis.

[taklg8]

@Minecraftjake I was about to thumbs this up except you insulted everyone , said "Broskis", and your username is minecraftjake -.-

[killer26x]

Pretty sure this is from TheSyndicateProject.

[psuedocreatura]

When you have skyrim to explore , dragons to kill , trolls , a rebellion , giants and your in a dark room banging a pot against a wall ! You deserve to die.

[HuntyHizzle]

The date says November 10th... mindfuck

[TheRaellz]

@HuntyHizzle people had it weeks before the release date. all about connections.

[Southerly93]

key to surviving in skyrim, when stuff starts violently fidgiting just run away because the engine doesnt like being confused, and bad things happen when the engine gets confused

[MrJemtro]

Well,you just ASKED for it.

[dragonifyify]

yawn!

[vazzer18]

I like nuts!

[ctarshis01]

Were you raping a cauldron?!?!

[ToFjae73]

Haha

[MarvelVulcan]

hahahaha

[Haaku986]

If you put youre head in a kettle you deserve to die...

[Melanocentris]

word of power: deadly cauldron ko

[kiryu2000]

Death by cauldron lol.

[102carrie]

fuk u , You copied thesydicate i will report u

[VliRooHD]

@102carrie Look at the date of this and syndicates... syndicate posted his one day later lolz

[Shuamann1]

Skyrim physics in a kettle to be exact, try it with a sword..... in real life... i dare you

[petecabrina]

Don't you mean Skyrim physics inside an iron kettle shell?

[SteamMonkey115]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Pyramidhead1337]

A pot head in action.

I play these games for their physics engines - endless hilarity

[Nightweaver1]

why does that even... how does that...

EXTENSIVELY PLAY TESTED

[applexxcore]

false. pot shouldn't kill people.

[lemonadeisqueer]

hahahahahah Pwned by a kettle, never thought i'd see the day

[TheBlackBritt]

i cant pick up items on xbos help!

[ACED11111]

@TheBlackBritt Hold down A for like 2-3 seconds

[floganhall132]

fail: your not playing a nord

[ShitHappensToThisGuy]

@floganhall132 Fail: We are allowed to choose classes because we don't HAVE to be a nord. No-one cares about who plays as a nord or not.

[hironeden]

That was one determined Argonian.

[Evangeder]

How do you grab items like that in PC?

Also, how do you rotate items in inventory (also in PC)

[jechet10]

@Evangeder to grab items just hold E, then E again to drop em, and to rotate items in invontory, just move mouse over item u wanna look at, then move mouse directly to the right, not going up or down at all, untill ur mouse is right on/below the item, then move mouse striaght up, to the item, then just click+drag to look at it. If that doesnt work, try hitting C, ive heared that does somthing of the sort, but i find doing waht i just said works fine.

[Evangeder]

@jechet10 C makes it zoom in/out.

[Load0Sheep]

i can't believe a person that can kill dragons, use dragon shout and ultimate power die because of a fucking kettle !!

[Abedeuss]

Good job, idiot. You created so much force inside of a kettle, the vibrations exploded your brain from inside.

[SunderedMoon]

You know, if you put your head through a cauldron in real life, you pretty much die as well.

[MetroidJunkie2007]

@SunderedMoon You know, if you can put that much force into it that you shatter your own skull. Kind of.

[slavj]

@SunderedMoon that only applies if you are boiling something... or with you ran out of air :)

[Crunchsnap]

Its realistic... He crushed his face against the kettle...

[antonandreev281993]

 Guf die? For real?

[R2rGangstaFC]

thats the way my Guf died

[MrSiiKez]

Your fault for messing with nature.

[ShankYouKindly]

@Mazzolli

Hahahaha fuckin funny.

[Mazzolli]

It's not funny, thats how my cousin died.

[TheRealGaldhon]

@Mazzolli No wonder, he stuck his head inside a kettle on the wrong side.

[BaconBitsMcJay]

@Mazzolli Obvious troll is obvious.

[mattydog097]

@BaconBitsMcJay he was obviously kidding around...jesus take a joke...

[TheRabbitZombie]

@Mazzolli Actually LOL'd.

[Harresd]

@Mazzolli My cousin's out there fighting dragons.

[AhzekAhriman1]

I'm sorry to hear. :(

[TheRagnarTheBrave]

that wasnt syndicate's video at all <.<

[und33ddonkey]

@TheRagnarTheBrave Syndicate even put in the description that this is this guys video he sent it to Syndicate. Seriously read descriptions and Syndicate uploaded this an hour ago? This guy uploaded this nearly a day ago hard to steal someones video before it's up isn't it.

[gudavepave]

BANNANAS thats syndicates video



[FlowensSoul]

dude I just saw someone stick a pot on thier own head like that... pretty cool