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  • 15 banker wankers disliked this :3

  • @Treblaine yh but I think it's more a comment on the strange materialness of it all: like paper money isnt actually worth anything so it's just a bit fun

  • The problem is those aren't numbers, they are promises. A trillion little promises to each other.

    When you start breaking promises, then suddenly even if you have all the resources you can't see them as you can't be trusted to deliver.

  • "type some extra zeros' ... this is exactly what they DO do, this is where inflation starts. essentially.

    fractional reserve banking, on steroids.

    sick really. and yet we are all soo fucking tied into it, we could never fight it.

    love david mitchell though!, he should totally get into politics at least then i would give a fuck about what they do and i would even give a vote for the first time in my life :)

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  • there's absolutely NO FUCKING way the head owners of each bank don't just type several zeros on the end of whatever numbers in THEIR account behind closed doors whenever they feel like it - GUARANTEED.

  • @jayrockwell33 I'm sorry but the bankers in this country are cunts. I am not on about the average employee the customer interfces with, they are alright, helpful seemingly decent people, I mean the bank directors. they are all cunts to a T and their bonuses are just bloody stupid, you should not get paid a bonus for fucking up then say "oh, we have to lay off hard working bottom level staff because we need to cut costs" when it is all in their fucking back pockets. OUR money!

  • @F12Y14N25 your right. but until they actually come to your doorstep and piss on peoples faces, people just don't care. moan moan moan - so fucking what? what are you going to do about it anyway, what is ANYONE going to do? fuck all. exactly.

  • @jayrockwell33 well what I do is I don't trust the fuckers with my money, basicly I do all I can do at this time and say "no fuck you, you are not getting my money" infact a bank called me up giving some spiel and I said exactly that.

  • @jayrockwell33 (part 2) they are taking our money! entire bank accounts lost due to this collapse and fucking cunts like fred goodwin just took money out of his bank and ran, not his accounts, other people's and yet this is legal? it is theft simple as, but is obscured by red tape and regulations so "it isn't as simple as that" it is as simple as that! They are all theives and we should burn them

  • @jayrockwell33 rant over

  • I love how I'm watching this 3 years after David said it and we're still in the same bloody recession! >:/

  • At some point in one's life, you have to realise money isn't even real.

    And consequently, question what the hell are we doing...

  • @SexyMelon It's a religion! Masked as a science called "economy". I've never been a believer.

  • 0:18 Frankie's laugh

    Love how they all find each other funny.

    :)

  • "Wanker bankers."

  • Frankie Boye's automatic transcriptions: "Well this is precious".

    Excellent.

  • This is what gets me. The economy is a fictional system that mostly exists in cyberspace and only continues to function the way it does because of the collective belief of the people who continually stand to loose something while some other cunts keep the game runing for their own benefit. Why can't we just say "actually, everyone, we've all agreed that everyone's money is worth more now, we're adjusting the way we work this stuff out since it's all pretty much arbitrary to begin with anyway."

  • when my dad was explaining how the economy worked to me when i asked back in primary that was the first thing I said!! minus all the stuff about south american pigs dying of blight etc. of course

  • Who is the blonde guy next to David Mitchell?

  • @ScrewNamesBeingTaken russell howard

  • 0:43 - 1:16 with captions on says

    "... and i think its just a load of wind turbine kept running mate cv back to the taliban that drunk to anyone bad things happen is like all the pigs in south america suddenly died of blacks"

  • mitchell for PM! :P

  • I bet the 13 dislikes are from "wanker bankers" !!!

  • From what I know about economics, this isn't way off. It's a really depressing field in some ways.

  • Frankie Boyle with a compliment, nice to see.

  • I wish the truth was as funny and entertaining as this. Then people would have listened to it more.

  • It seems like what he's saying is true, unfortunately it's not. Though the "numbers" that he's talking about are not something you can touch, it's not imagined that the average person has less to spend, and if there is no money to spend, there is nothing to drive business. It's not as simple as realizing that it's all just numbers, the numbers are owed debts, they are supply and demand, they are unemployment and they are GDP. I like David Mitchell, but he's not sufficiently trained in economics.

  • @rmwhite13691 And you are apparently not sufficiently trained in humour...

  • @Binkophile

    David Mitchell is a funny man, and if I had thought that everyone thought he was just joking around, then I would have said nothing. But this is clearly his personal opinion on the economic crisis and a lot of people seem to agree with his ramblings and are taking it to heart. I just want people to realize that modern economic theory holds quite a large bit of legitimacy, and economists are not the fools that comedians often make them out to be.

  • @rmwhite13691 Yes they are fools, because they pretend to be able to predict the future. Along with weather forecasters they should be locked up.

  • @aTruster

    They do no such thing. One of the first things you learn in Economics 101 is ceteris paribus. We can only make predictions based on what is true right now and we can only account for variables that currently exist. Any real economist will tell you that they cannot predict what new variables will arise or how certain variables may change. Even if it may not be 100% accurate, but just like in the case of weather, it's useful to try to prepare for the future, so why not try?

  • @rmwhite13691

    Because studying school A or school B of economics would magically resolve the point he's raising? Going to seminary doesn't make god more real.

    His point is still valid, NOTHING bad has happened, NO resources have been destroyed, only theoretical value that didn't really exist. That's the point.

  • Click on 'CC' along the bottom then click 'transcribe audio' :)

  • amen, frankie!!!

  • he is so right. We didn't loose any stock here in the west. It's just our money is becoming less ever so worthless as other countries in the east are progressing with actual wealth while we a slowliy loosing what we have backed up our money with; technology. Other countries can produce what we produce now, not as good but they are getting there, at the same time they are independent as they grow near as much as they eat. In effect what we base our curency on is becomig worthless.

  • 0_0 Just noticed you can drag the captions

  • David Mitchell is a hero

  • LOL "wanker bankers"!!

  • Does anyone else want to see David Mitchell as Prime Minister?

  • @101Tonia101 yup

  • @101Tonia101 No. I suspect he would be unhappy.

  • @101Tonia101 Oh my god, no David Mitchell for Supreme Emperor of the Galaxy.

  • @101Tonia101 No! He's a comedian

  • @101Tonia101 i want to see him in a political debate. just ripping into his opponents

  • @101Tonia101 I want to see him as a god!

  • Love this bloke overeher in America.

  • People were allowed to "buy" houses in America that they couldn't afford, because the people who loaned them the money knew that they wouldn't be on the hook if they had to default. Unfortunately, banks around the world and huge insurance companies decided they WOULD be on the hook.

    So there are lots of people in houses that they committed to pay for at a much higher price than they can actually pay. That's the only semi-real part.

  • Hey what season/episode was this on?

  • what! mine says that captions arent available :(

  • That was precious ;)

  • Herbert hoover is how much million pounds of the royal bank of Scotland?

    And I think it's just a load of wind turbine kept running, mate.

    CV back to the taliban that drunk to anyone.

  • "Natural stop fundinf of these caught fire or exploded some korean I think it's just"

    Youtube, please leave the captions as they are!

  • "ALL THE PIGS IN SOUTH AMERICA SUDDENLY DIED OF BLACKS" ahhh closed captions, I love you.

  • what recession? It's a depression now. It has been for a while. Look at the numbers.

  • @Cbr0Rider when this was made it was still a rcession, smartarse.

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  • @jonny31312345 um no, look at the figures from back then, it was a depression,

  • Dead of blight...

  • I know bankers are wankers.

    In my class, the biggest wanker, who was intelligent, but a wanker, became a banker.

    True story.

  • @superhamzah85

    I.. wow! That's an amazing story! Can you tell it again? Have you got time?

  • @MikeGasm

    I can't I'm busy this week.

  • The only problem is there are still no jobs.

  • All te

  • is it a genuine compliment though? It sounded a bit sarcastic to me...

  • @viridismonasteriense im a scott an he didnt call him a saxsonach cunt [racal slur] so its good ortho i think mitchell mite b walsh lol

  • @kingpharaohtsar He's apparently descended from Scottish sheep farmers. According to Who Do You Think You are...

  • he not wrong also

  • That also!

  • PAUSE AT 0:54

  • Even though this clip is really funny, the best part is that there's more truth in the words of David Mitchell than all politicians combined. Go figure.

  • @sbeast64

    True! He nailed it!

    All modern money is fiction. Now, it isn't even paper! There is not enough paper in the world to print fiat currency to cover the fictional "debt" we supposedly "owe."

    Modern money is an illusion created from thin air; a series of 1's & 0's in electronic machines.

  • @OldSchoolSkill well reallly it's cottonish stuff really, not paper...

  • @sbeast64

    “Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.”

    - Will Rogers

  • @sbeast64 Except that what's he saying is basically on the same field as saying, "Let's give everyone a million dollar bill so everyone can be rich."

  • Screw newsnight, I want him as prime minister!

  • Telomere drugs.

  • all the pigs in south America suddenly died of blacks........ u have to see these fuckin captions

  • @simon199418 says Blocked for me not blacks.

  • @TweekDash He said Blight

  • @simon199418 he says 'blight' it's something that impairs or destroys or deteriorates living conditions.

    

  • @170489laura I think you should re-read his comment.

  • @170489laura i am talking about the SUBS not what he said

  • @simon199418 he said 'died of blight'

  • @rimskidog how smart do you think you are? cause i don't feel like you are very

  • @rimskidog u fail

  • @simon199418 "actually sunk or anything, it's just a load of wanker bankers" becomes "And i think it's just a load of wind turbine kept running mate"

  • @simon199418blight is an animal disease mate, he never said blacks

  • @simon199418 He said Blight

  • @camtheman3x6 He's referring to the captions, not the audio.

  • @Kulgur oh i see my annotations are off, my appologies

  • David Michell for Prime Minister.

  • LOL Frankie Boyles laugh after Dara says "toxic futures" :D:D

  • David Mitchell should be an economics teacher

  • I've just spent over an hour listening to DM rant on Youtube

  • @slightlyinsaneFTW ... So have I.

  • "black thing it happens like all the pigs in south america suddenly died of blacks" turn on "CC" go to 0:49

  • I love how Frankie just laughs after Dara says that Scotland is investing in toxic futures XD

  • @Girlycard33 it was the Royal bank of Scotland he said, Not the whole of Scotland. We're not just one central bank.

    And I really dislike how you're implying that the nation of Scotland is the subject there. When it could easily just be, for comic effect, "I love how Frankie just laughs after Dara says that the Royals were investing in toxic futures"

    So lets not try an imply something that wasn't there to begin with shall we.

  • @TheDragonOfWhi

    Calm down, I meant no offense. I was more meaning to comment on how I love Frankie's laughter that always seems to be there in the background at the most inappropriate moments in the show, not on the joke itself. Truthfully I have absolutely no idea what that joke was even about.

  • @Girlycard33 wel no matter what you ment. Offence was taken. So how about you think before the next time you try and fail to be funny.

  • @TheDragonOfWhi jeepers... you scots take offence at everything.... and an apology was made. why not crawl back under your deep fried mars bar and drink some carlsberg export

  • @tarapinkerton Since I've never eaten or drank either of those things, I'd thank you if you could use better stereotypes. The former is something we only hawk out to English tourists, and the later we wouldn't drink because we have this thing called Tennents which is usually cheaper.

    And if we're using stereotypes should I then at this point mention how you're probably rich off ill gotten gold gains?

    I thought not.

    So could we leave stereotyping where it belongs. I.E. left behind.

  • @TheDragonOfWhi sure you can say what you want... i won't take offence... I would dispute the gold reference though, just not take offence.

    Sure, Scots do not eat deep fried food or drink too much, although the very high levels of liver and heart disease would paint a different story. Take offence of you like, I think its probably better to take some remedial action.

  • @tarapinkerton Hey, Adam Smith was a Scot. If it weren't for him you wouldn't have anything to eat or wear today haha.

  • @TheDragonOfWhi

    How about you just stop being so easily offended?

    I already explained that this WASN'T a diss to Scotland, or anything to do with Scotland, so there is nothing to maintain being angry about. Also, this wasn't even meant to be funny, it was really just a comment.

  • @Girlycard33 I'm not easily offended. If I was I wouldn't watch mock the week. And I'm not angry. I'm just pointing out to you, what clearly has never been pointed out to you before, in that you should always be mindful of what you say. Even if it is just in a YouTube comment. Just because you're typing doesn’t mean you can turn off your brain and just bash away at the keyboard. Think before you speak, or in this case, type.

  • @TheDragonOfWhi

    I assure you, I did not "turn off my brain and bash at the keyboard". I agree that I could have phrased what I said differently and I can understand how you could have misinterpreted it, but I did leave the comment I meant to leave. I'm sorry that it was misinterpreted and I was happy to clear up the confusion, but I won't apologize for leaving a comment that truthfully had no intent of offense or insult.

  • the crazy thing is he is right

  • wat season is this in?

  • With the CC on here's a little snippet "natural stop funding of these caught fire for exploded or some korean I thing it's just a note of one cab uncontaminated stupid back to the telomeres drug to anyone"

  • God, people like this who blame bankers or politicians rather than the global economic system really do sound like narrow-minded asshats.

  • @Goontron suck a nigger dick you insufferable cunt

  • @Goontron

    you need anger management therapy.

  • @Goontron And if it wasn't for consumerism, the world economy would be even worse off because to make money, you have to spend money. First rule of any business.

  • They have just beern typing extra numbers into the banks computer for many years.

    They could only do that for so many years until someone noticed and then the s**t hit the fan.

    But in the meantime, they had all received their million pound bonuses for the fake profits they had declared.

  • Black thing it happens like all the pigs in south america suddenly died of blacks????

  • @Whiteisrightful What an incredible racially-charged point, you have given me a lot to think about; excuse me whilst i go and rethink my whole moral philosophy.

  • @whowantsabighug watch the video with the closed captioned beta option and you'll understand what they are talking about, mate.

  • the man speaks the truth.

  • closed caption beta does not speak proper english XD

  • David-

    Jim Lehrer retired from the PBS Newshour over here in the states. So there is an job opening, and you would be a most welcome addition to the news media in the USA.

    Please consider. We will pay you one million bazillion dollars for a salary.

  • @mojocatt david in america would be awsome. i think he would be the suprem ruler of america single handed after a week just by shouting at every thing

  • LOL!

  • Funny, i admit but what happens is inflation,job losses,repossesions- so you cant make light of it really. and its coming to a town near you once america collapses!

  • Closed Captions are racist!

    I quote - "Black thing it happens like all the pigs in south america suddenly died of blacks".

    haha

  • 0:17 Frankie cracking up lol love how Dara and Frankie find each other so funny

  • I love how Frankie and David, the oddest of odd pairings work really well and seem to "get" each other.

  • lol @ Frankie, David should be on Newsnight!

  • What do you tihnk Russell wants to say at 1:00?

  • 8 people are wanker bankers.

  • If RBS was the second biggest what was the first?

  • @blasphemator Fred Goodwin, I'm pretty sure this is common knowledge :/ what did you want me to say? 'It was the man, man' I don't get what you learned from this. It doesn't say anything about me or my opinion. How is all the bankers fault when he was the one who fucking ruined the bank, with his oversized salary. You're a nobhead.

  • "Money's", haha.

  • frankie's right, why isn't david on newsnight?!

  • 'all the pigs in south america suddenly died of blacks'

  • @bibhuna ...blight.

  • @physicalcult That's what the captions say!

  • Wanker bankers xD

  • Correction, "All the pigs in South America suddenly died of blight" to "All the pigs in South America suddenly died of blacks".

    Oh you, racist Google audio transcriber!

  • Best part of the transcribing is "Sunk or anything" being translated to "or some Korean".

  • rubbish, its bankers robbing us

  • I want to join his dia tribe.

  • Watch this with Closed Caption beta (the little red button on the player with "CC" on it) for another level of humour.

  • @dubdesignnet It is my favorite thing EVER. And weirdly, it gets what Frankie says right more than the rest of them.

  • @dubdesignnet I love you for introducing this!!

  • @dubdesignnet I was watching episodes of Lovejoy on YouTube and accidentally turned that on. Nearly died laughing at the weird stuff it managed to produce.

  • @dubdesignnet But also! Experimental indeed!

  • @dubdesignnet what's the difference?

  • @dubdesignnet OMG... can't breathe.... you... I... love... you XD

  • this is from S6E06 btw:)

  • Marc from Peep Show would have said exactly the same.

  • @GeorgeW88 I don't think so...I think that Mark has pretty well bought into the capitalist system, even if he acknowledges its ridiculousness. Peep Show never makes it clear, but I'm pretty sure that Mark is a 'Tony in 97, Cameron in 10' type of person, whereas David Mitchell is more of an uncomfortable lefty.

  • You know you've done well when Frankie Boyle gives you a sincere compliment.

  • @Nyoggzathulhu It might just be me but I think FB was taking the piss on this occasion..

  • The sad thing is, he's right.

  • i bet if my econ professor saw this he would have a fit....and then agree and have a laugh.

  • Just type it back in...

  • I swear sometimes David Mitchell reminds me of a British Jon Stewart...LOVE BOTH OF THEM

  • I dont think there is anything David Mitchell has ever said which isnt absolutely spot on, or hilarious, or usually both.

  • The ratio of likes to dislikes proves the pure brilliance of David Mitchell.

  • I love his rants.

  • i liked it when frankie backed him up

    i wouldnt think those 2 would get on but the fact they do is orgasmic

    i had to change my pants twice first time was for shiting the seconed time was for cumming

  • @MINIHermanator hahaha! Excellent stuff.

  • David Mitchell for News Night!!!!

  • 7 dislikers are ARSEHOLES! 

  • it ended just before frankie boyle starts ranting on about how shit glasgow is bla bla bla

  • Quantitative easing... IS making up money by just typing in extra numbers. Poof! See.... no worries.

  • Telling it like it is...

  • David Mitchell should run for PM

  • @RitchyBGone He did want to get into politics but he couldn't handle working with a load of arseholes s