Redneck Racist

[carlybug971]

I'm from Louisiana(: So I know how you feel!!

[OneChickWolfPack]

2:00 - 2:05 is the best!!!

[kmctop33]

oooohhhhhh im in trouble haha

[SkaterrCrazy]

Wait, you're an Alabamian?! :D Me too! I feel so proud now. Alabamians, FTW. kthxbai.

[12scenechick]

I Like.....Weed

[oviefofah]

Black guys ftw!!!!

[aryannacheyenne]

Actually that is a really good book<3 Lmao(:

[leedawson66]

I'll be your hooker<3lol

[narballs187]

finaly a white guy thats not calling black people niggers

[ThingsIShouldDo]

That don't look like no monkey dick, that looks like a big o' horse dick... LOL'ed so fucking hard

[SpiderFarts7]

THANK YOU! A fellow Alabamian that also gets accused of fricken' racism! /:<

[MHAKP]

I've been called a racist for not wanting to go out with the girlfriend of a dreadful black immigrant.Therefore there must be an expert in the language to express themselves without being racist.I love being a racist, liking and live my life as I please

[EmoLoverGirl84]

'wow what does this thing do 0.0 im in troubbllllllleeee' LMFAO

[azpa714]

Swifty! Papertowns by John Green?? Are you a nerdfighter?! Is anyone else on here a nerdfighter?

[NerdyDucky798]

when he drops the thingy he looks like a five year old who just broke something

[nicholefilipino]

yeah i wanna kill them old hags hahahaha

[lenachristoffersen]

Oh god, my friend Dillon looks like him.

Sometimes, it takes a lot of will power not to jump him like i'd jump Swifty.

:3

[Abercrombieand1Bitch]

@angieluvzwolves bcuz he's seen pornos with black people in them...

[bellarocks99]

SWIFTY!!(: I love you(: Your amazing(: UUUUU should like reply cuz that would soooo make my day wonder (PENIS) ful(: Oh and my friend (She loves you too) Wanted me to sound like a creeper and say i love you(: i love you(: i loveeeee you(: Did i say i love you?!(: Well i love you(: I love you lots(: I love u ubber much(: Your amazing(: I just, love you(:

[honorbethnaked]

"Paper Towns is the worst book I ever seen in my life!"....you've also seen the movie haven't you??

[TheJorwal]

You kinda look like Shane Dawson in the thumbnail!

[MeganNighte]

hahaha "redneck raisins"

[lilmisssparkleboo]

hahhahha press 8 then press 9 hahhahahha sooo funny



[ixamxlaxdreamin]

lol, pause it at 1:07

[souldust101]

323 people were black with small dicks

[TheAshfire911]

lol! what does this thing do? *drops cigar cutter* oh man.. im in trouble

[AmandaLionsRoawr]

If you press pause then play and hit 5 a few times it's like he's pressuring us to buy the book D:

[Hydroplup]

Redneck raisins.

[killerflyingmonkey]

As a proud Mississipian... SOUTHERN PRIDE!

[alwilk2oh1five]

I love that your not a typical Alabama boy. [: Don't take that the wrong way. Lol. I'm from Arkansas btw. ;]

[HekticcHolly]

Thats a bi o'l horse dick ;D

[monsterism9]

big ol' horse dieck :D

[DropDeadBrie]

I'm From Alabama, & I'm Going To Admit That Most, Not All, But Most People From Alabama Are Racist, That's Just How They Were Raised. That's How Alabama's Always Been & Probably Always Will Be.

[WheresThaHate]

i like the way rednecks talk.

[DeathtoyourzombieX]

XD I LOVE HIS VOICE my dad came in right when he said " thats a big ol horse dick!"

He was like WOAAH XDDD

[sw33ts3xii07]

Reminds me of jim carrey..so funny and hot

[SqueakyEggsAndBacon]

What If I LEft The Same Comment On A Bunch Of MAtts Viedos, Think He'd Reply?

[swiftkaratechop]

@SqueakyEggsAndBacon lol

[AngieLuvzWolves]

@swiftkaratechop uhmmm Matt...... how do you know that black guys have big ol horse dicks lol

[JohnJohnsonTV]

@swiftkaratechop Hi :D

[squeeky95]

@SqueakyEggsAndBacon Hey, he replied! :D I'm jealous. What if I copied your comment and left it on a bunch of Matt's videos. Maybe he wouldn't reply because I copied it and he already replied on yours and he's reading this, thinking I'm a retard? O_o HEY! Your name is Squeaky, and mine is Squeeky. :D

[carley5k]

@SqueakyEggsAndBacon no.

[WallsNoSpace]

@carley5k He obviously did. Lol

[carley5k]

@WallsNoSpace i was joking

[faith467]

i want to know what the mental silver thingy is...

[TheSh4adow]

@faith467 its a cigar cutter it basically like chops off the tip of a cigar to get better falvor 

[kiara5love1]

his face when he drops the thing is so priceless

[MuffinAtTheDisco]

I JUST TEABAGGED YOUR BOOK!

[lexieb123]

Those blue balls looked disgusting!

[zatanzilla]

That "thing" is a cigar cutter. It's for cutting of the tip of the cigar before you light it.

[skilletchick666]

i like your shirt xD

[laramiet011]

did you know that black people were here first and that white skin comes from a mutated gene. I always knew I was a mutant. COOL

[rawrlilyful]

@laramiet011 what about the difference in hair?

[laramiet011]

@rawrlilyful same thing

[SpeakMyMind500]

those blue balls look nasty.

[NinjaBunnyPro]

thumb-cuffs! :D

[aarontaylor15]

thats because they are i live in alabama ang i hear racist crap everyday when i go to school. =(

[L00kATthisxD]

Im gonna go now...

BLululululululu :D

[LollipopLuv798]

@Skullwannabe yah he does but he can mostly control it he just acts super hyper too.

[Skullwannabe]

does he have tyrrettes? i just wanna know!

[XxXROCKANDROLL4EVEXx]

lol god u are fucking funning

[CDNmuslimkiller]

rednecks are racists though.

[BobbieandSteveDooley]

I'll never use Allstate Insurance because of the ads on here, NEVER!

[laviniawantspeace]

It's not that people think all alabamians are racist it's that most racists come from down south. Don't worry we still all love you

[dvdwmplr]

nice Beiber doo....

[Nigganechi]

@Dualshock21 Horse cum eh? You need some new material you fuckin' loser!!!

[Nigganechi]

@Dualshock21 At least I have better things to do than to go starting arguments with random people on the internet (and using the same material every time). " Nobody likes you because you are so fucking ugly". Wtf? To me all guys are ugly, and if they ain't to you, you're obviously a fuckin' fag! So go jerk off your horse and crash your faggy little piece of shit mazda into a fuckin' tree you fuckin' little goof!!!

[Nigganechi]

@Dualshock21 Hey, it's all good kid! It gave me a few cheap laughs, haha! You're a pretty shitty guy too! I guess I'll see you in the next life :)

[StrangeWhiteness]

@Dualshock21 Lol, sorry to jump in on this, but this comment was...wow! 'Take a shit on her grave' ??? lol, you seamed quite pissed off...XD I wonder what that guy said to piss you off so much..(off to find the comment!) The ones above made me laugh pretty hard XD Sorry...i don't mean to insult, i just found it funny <3 Good luck with YouTube fighting XD

[BeKoBiH]

homo

[WillieG1990]

Allahu Akbar!!!

[MasterMaxD]

@stealthknifekiller so he looks like shane dawson?

[MrLandrover21]

Shane Dawson???

[tapdancinrabbits]

lol yeah i live in georgia n ppl r like RACIST!!! n im the least racist person i know// theyres more reverse racism than anything :P

[SpectacularShayy]

Yeah my dick is huge thanks very much. [:<

[MeenaLovesU97]

ur eyes r soo pretty:)

[shelbyrox15vc]

yea im white!!! everyone at school calms me racist!!

[megapunch001]

That's a big ol' horse D1ck

[cnc5624]

"Hey, John Green, I just Tbagged your book!" XD ^^

[ExplodingBarbies]

Hilarious

[Nigarific]

hahaha, of course you would know what size a ..african american's penis size is :))

[MegaBacktalk]

Nerdfighter

[bowiewondergirl]

ahhh ya went a little too far with the monkey part ...little too far and im a pretty open minded person but the monkey thing kinda hits you in the deep abyss of your Heart and soul

[xXLoveXRoseXx]

You look like Shane Dawsonnnnn

LF>Collab

[mayadoodle]

Yes I love Swifty like anyone else he is my idol

Penis nose  this looks a boner 

[mayadoodle]

2:19 his blue balls are on the book

[JinxxGal56]

Hey John green I just t bagged ur book

[MegaBacktalk]

At least ur not a Michiganian or a DeWittiot

[omjpurple1]

What does that thing do?

[NeonRainbowYawn]

LoL im an Alabamian . And yes we are Alabamians :) Hehe we now its stupid

[ShaneDawsonFanGurl]

Omg ur redneck too

"paper towns was stupid i didn't even buy the book *holds up book looks at it* where did this come from?" LMAO

[TheAshergail]

"Hey John Green, look at this *thump* I just tea-bagged your book Heh heh, heh!"

[triplethreat614]

Alabamians lawlz.

[DianeDisgrace]

Hey john green i just teabaged your book lol :D

that was so funny xD

[3NOMNinjas]

Wow. What does this thing do? *drops* :O

[10stormie]

I THINK YOU HAVE BLUE PUBES IN UR MOUTH

[g00dguyforyou]

i gotta admit but the girls in alabama are babes

[socerfreak12]

I'm from Alabama



[laccrosseplaya07]

@socerfreak12 i already knew that u spelled soccer wrong

[AlwaysInYourHead123]

@socerfreak12 me too! :D

[The2ndWelcome]

@socerfreak12 hehe i am too.....ok im bored



[tch1003]

shane dawson total poser

[LoveBam14]

-drops whatever that thing is- Ooooooh i'm in trouble, lmao (;

[ozviemom1]

@LoveBam14 it's a cigar cutter...cuts the tip off a cigar.

[IDOG321]

@LoveBam14 it's used to cut cigars

[maddykatiejonas]

@LoveBam14 it scared him hahaaa

[ErikaKnowstheBest]

@LoveBam14 I know!! I love the way he says that

[XxTY5697xX]

@LoveBam14 i think it was a bottle opener,but he made it look like it cut of his dick

[TheCaitygirl99]

@LoveBam14 cigarette cutter,

[benjaminbanning]

wow

[shannoncupcake]

LOL "Dat don't look like no monkey dick, dats a big old horse dick"

[LeslieOtisLempton]

your eyes are the same color as mine :) win

[LeslieOtisLempton]

im from alabama too!!!!!!!!!

[lovablerocker]

I'm a redneck and so is my entire family, well the ones alive atlest. <w<

[luvmiley95]

AH im from Alabama tooo!!! 

[0x0FamousGirl0x0]

my birthdays october 3rd!!!!!!!!

[omjpurple1]

What did that thing do?

[SuperRabbleRabble]

super dumb

[2killdeath]

swifty heres the short list..... whats not wrong with you ..... normality

[magicdevil97]

redneck r racist as much as yall yankess re the reason cuz yall do all these sterotypes just because the fucking kkk use r damn flag and it pisses me and a lt other rednecks of im a redneck i lived in the stick most of my life and ive dated black girls so im not no fucking racist GIT ER DONE

[saogurl101]

That shirt and vest look really good on you.

[MarquisLeigh]

ok if you want to see raceist rednecks come to wytheville va u will see the south will rise again everywere i live there and i hate it but i do like the flag

[redSchrei]

redneck raisins :))

[artpeacelove]

I live in Alabama. I'm not racist.... I'm not considered a red neck though......

[xtora18]

I like your blue ballsacks, can i make them red?

[oOdarkdoughterOo]

everytime im sad i go to the pipe part and it always makes me laugh

[cutie9860]

i only watch you cause your hot:)

[ShaneFTW66]

That dont look like a monkey dick XDDD

[thatonechick4444]

Omg he licked the "blue balls" lmao

[SpaceSpartanZ]

why do you have those??

[SnowyFoxi]

i love what your wearing!

Red suits chu ^.^

PIPE X3 *claps* dunt kill hookers D= their people too .....*cough*=X

[deadvampireprincess]

Lol swifty ftw!!!

[hellosaydee]

REDNECK REDEMPTION.

should be the game you invent :D

[TaylorSwiftAddict8]

OMG U SMOKE CIGARS?

[TheIguanaDude]

@TaylorSwiftAddict8 why?

[uniforchrist]

u look excatly like shane dawson in this vid

[ashnoel1]

you have fake boobs and balls!? geez lol

[oXShanerocksXo]

lol redneck racism....

[KomputerGeek35]

Horse dick!!!! YEAH! Big blue balls!!!!

[ufcmma321]

at 1:43 u look like jim carrey

[FreddyKruegerFlippy]

why do u have hairy blue balls?

[therebutnothere]

@FreddyKruegerFlippy because he was horny after watching all that black people porn.

[JaXtEr16KoRn]

@FreddyKruegerFlippy Hes actually from Pandora XD

[CullenGirl1997Xo]

@FreddyKruegerFlippy The correct question would be:

Why WOULDN'T Swifty have hairy blue balls?

[countryrockpunkgirl]

i from redneck florida, yes, the place in the middle of the state that no one cares about us because there aren't beaches or disney worlds, theres cows and phosphate and oranges and strawberries and no oil spills :P. We aren't racist here

[chsgrlrox]

oh my god. you skipped posting on my birthday again! last time it was a day early, now it's a day late

[jenna756]

black ppl ARE monkeys... I honestly think that they didnt fully evolve or w/e. XD and im 11 and a half.

[GothicPrincess7109]

<3 ha ha that heart kind looks like your big blue balls!!!! but without the string!!!

[xfuzzybluelightsx]

2:00 = the reason i love you<3 :D

[lxCowGoMooxl]

I'm a Kansan (Person from Kansas? Yes, Its a word now, I declare its a word)

and alot of people think we're raciest also.. because 80% of Kansas is white people...

WE ARE NOT RACIEST PEOPLE >:O

[13crissy]

im alabamian and floridian but we aint racist

[dozeyfreak14]

yeah matt wot is wrong with u haha oh well ur a legend to be honest :')

[dracowulf2]

I just tbaged your book lmfao

[XxjacklynxXxmariexX]

You guys I LIVE IN ALABAMA. I mean not all of us are racist some are but not all.

[Luna13Cullen]

wow.. i was listening to 'my world' by sick puppies and it totally worked for it o.o like.. silently in the background..

[FullMetalAlcohol]

I'm john.... this was......did you....really like it because if you didn't you upset me.

[gabicaitiwilli101]

im from alabama too and i moved to florida and thats how everyone thinks i am ( you know racist) but im not it totally blows!!! and everyone here is too damn preppy!!

[MariMassacr]

BLAHBLAH,IF U SAID, If ur black u have a big dick, what if ur a female, x[

[MsTalkshitgethit]

My moms racist and a redneck..But not all rednecks are racist! :O i love you Matt!!!! you sexyy beast lol

[fl4v0rfu11]

october 3rd is my birthday!!

[nainaprakash2009]

such a cute face at 2:07! aww :)

[CrazyRedhead909]

"I totally just t-bagged your book!" hahahaha funny! Ily

[powermadmonkey]

fuck fuck fuck a duck

screw a kangaroo

finger-bang an orangatan

at the local zoo :)

[lizboo411]

Big ol' Horse dick :D

[bmc241]

i come from ohio and im most likely im the most redneck person in my real family

[Smil3ItsAnna]

Lol not ask swifty dude lol

[AmaraScreamsRawr]

Thaaat don't Look Like no monkey dick.!!!

Haha . My favorite vid on YouTube !!

[ronnybrandt]

well, weird video ... hitler was funnier

[Bandchick893]

I have an uncle that lives in Alabama! And I'm from Kentucky. I have real redneck relatives lol I'm a bit redneck myself ;P And you are not racist, you sir are awesome! <3

[Nimosayshi]

you are the only guy that looks hot with a beard and mustache well in my opinion

[napoliman99]

@Nimosayshi Ya the only guy in the world?  Whatever.

[xWHATTHAHEKx]

its my fault you have those big blue balls.

[carley256]

i live in demoplis alabama and im not a redneck im a like i guess u would call it scene but funny oh and where in alabama do u live?

[rachelannen]

his shirt sorta matches the backround but its like a little different