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  • If there wasn't an element of truth in what george says, it would not be funny.

    George what a real comedic thinker. Genius.

  • Banana Republic ran out of khakis! Roflll <3 I love him..

  • i cant believe how much ignorant racism goes down on these comments

  • Thank fuck he didn't mention religion in the same video, youtube would have exploded by now lol

  • He should have been shot for bashing his own race and kissing the black culture's ass.

  • I'm impressed, wanting someone dead for having a sense of humour..

  • Yes, people are quite amazing in that way.

  • FINALLY! Someone believes in my extreme tactics. I'm glad you appreciated it, take care.

  • all I have to say is one of the best blues guitarists ever was white. Even Bebe King said that Stevie Ray Vaghn was the best guitar player he had ever play with.

  • Haha this is funny.

    "Colin Powell is openly white, he just happens to be black."

  • Agreed,, :-D

  • I'm white........I suck. I want to kill all blacks because both of my parents were white, so it's in my blood to kill all other races. I also want to take over every country and I'm fat and ignorant because I'm American.

  • amen

  • poor you :(

  • "white people give people the blues"

    lmao

  • black, white. i dont care. this guys bin in a few kevin smith movies, so hes okay in my books =]

  • LOL

  • but ofcourse it's all joke, chill people.

    He has facts though

  • This guy is waaaaay whiter than me and i white, i dont get it, where is they pale cunt from??

  • I would like him to do one of Black people...o wait he cant because it racist, bad luck.

  • Uhmm....hes dead so I think that would be difficult.

  • all well proberlly someone else will do it and be labbelled racist instead.

  • Are you kidding? Look up "George Carlin - Nigger." Dumbass.

  • and this relates to me?.........oh yeah, dumbass.

  • Are you not the one that said he couldn't do this about black people?

  • O yes i get you know, forget i said anything.

  • I hear one thousand black joke vs 1 white.

    So chill.

  • im not offended or anything im jsut curious about this guy, because he looks very very white.

  • FUCK the N.W.O.

  • this man was a fucking genius

  • amen to that brotha..lmao at ebonics!

  • Amen

  • zoh24 americans suck idiot!shitheads

  • hahahaha white people suck

  • We all kinda funny.Now you kinda funny too.lol

  • White people suck.

  • Ok nigger

  • ia that directed at me, or the video poster?

  • it was to whoever said "white people suck"

  • ok, well then that definately was NOT me.

  • try reading race evolution and behavior it explains the evolution of the races its bullshit that everytime a white person talks about race hes automticly a racist

  • Emo is the new age Blues for whites.

  • Lame white motherfuckers, like Bruce Willis, or Jim Belushi, John Goodman, Dan Akroyd.

  • a lame white man argues, blacks contribute to crime. it was a crime to enslave black people for 4 hundred years and change the constitution to avoid reparations. madoff stealing 50 billion $ and walks?.shrenker just stole 100 million. how many black people raped wall st.?.a white cop just shot a black man in the back as he was held down. bush sent 4,000 men to die,for the ideas of white men.only lame whites blame blacks for americas troubles. dont be offended by the truth.

  • Ye ill agree with that White people cause the countrys BIG problems but black people rape and kill children in the states

  • People need to understand skin colour is not indicative of a good or bad person, bad deeds/crimes can be commited by either black white, blue or grey. You have white supremacists and black supremacists, I'm surprised people still talk about skin colour these days. I had the impression we would all move out of this colour discrimination - positive or negative but it seems like its not :S

  • black skin color was an evolution in certain cultures,such was the slightly wider eye in parts of Asia, these cultures all developed differently. this makes all cultures different. and as cultures can be associated with color or change in physical appearance, there is a logical connection. this is not to say that anyone is inferior or vise versa,but it does mean that the association should be able to be made without worrying about the risk of being called a racist. Thats exactly what George does

  • Most people don't talk about skin color anymore, it's about hair and eye color. There's the whole thing about blue eyed blondes becoming extinct within the next 200 years due to racial intermixing with dominant gened people (African, Middle Eastern, Asian, North and South American origin, everywhere but Europe). They needn't worry about me though, I'm hispanic/native south american my hair is black with a reddish hue but the blonde thing makes me uncomfortable for some reason.

  • So do white people, are you kidding me?

  • The statistics arent even close though

  • Forget the arguring and debating, and ENJOY THE FUCKING JOKE.

    If you don't really like it, watch another comedian. :D

    "Waltz and polkas" XD

  • It's sad that he died but he just promotes racial segregation and homophobia...I just think his IQ was too low to comprehend and grasp certain terms and ideas...yes, many white people CAN dance and CAN lay blues, for I've seen it. Not any more or less than black, yellow, red, or brown people, just equal. And FYI, "openly gay" means not in the closet or hiding homosexual orientation. It would not make sense when talking about skin color because you cannot hide the tone of your skin. Very ignorant

  • stevie ray vaughan played the blues as well as anyone else-no question about it

  • i love George!!.. I think he is the best comedian who ever lived!!

  • this guy is HIL arious!

  • 1 there just jokes.

    2 Hes not being racist, he is just telling the truth.

    3 Whites are just stupid.

    p.s. I am white.

  • they are just "jokes". if you dig that kind of humor, which usually he is really funny, #3 is self hating, if they're so stupid, why do they dominate the entire world?

  • wow. your stupid. Whites dont rule the world, you kidding me? It just happens that most of the super power countries are controled by white people. There are deffinitly more asian and arab people on this planet, probobly more blacks too.

    and a lot of whites do suck. But some blacks suck, Arabs suck. Im not being racist, its just a lot of people are the same. We take stuff for granite, and most of us are arrogant.

    but there are good people in this world, dont get me wrong.

  • about the black/arab thing. Im not rasict, it was just examples.

  • Barack Obama isnt a black president. He is just a president "who happens to be" black

  • George just tellin' the truth .......

  • He's right, I'm white and I agree, I use to be like that, where to a certain extent I thought I was superior, I can't stand how I use to be and many other white people are today.

  • he is not dissing or being racist to his own race. He is just tellin the truth. black people got big lips, thats true. white people cant dance, thats true too.

  • fu son I can move.

  • Hey man, I can dance pretty damn good and I'm White! Enough of the ridiculous stereotypes

  • shut the fuck up..seriously

  • you called me a pile of twigs lol, nice use a words, dont reply back

  • nice...

  • it's cool to hate on white people because I'm white and it's so damn funny, lawl, great comedy. /sarcasm

  • lol get the fk off the dance floor

  • What a legend.

  • How so?

  • agreed MissBellaGreen

  • oh fuck off.....

  • how is he full of shit?

  • even as i am white, it sickens me to see all the KKK racist ass remarks on here against another ethnicity. fellow white people: get off your high horse and unearth your head from your ass. you are no better than anyone else JUST BY skin color.

    other people: you are no less racist than the ' white power ' bastards if you have the audacity to judge a race entirely by the stupid fuckers who also happen to be insistent.

    thank you and good night.

  • AGREED.

    But dont forget though. Race isnt skin color. Its facial features.

  • I guess the moral of my story is:

    LIGHTEN UP AND SHUT UP.

    xD [ Seriously people, theyre jokes. Take them for what they are & get over it. ]

  • Oh my god I miss him. George Carlin is the man.

  • i no people who r openly straight

  • You are so right!I am white and I have just spent an hour in Walmart with about 200 members of that superior race of ,stupid ,fat fucked up master race.Also,whites are so wonderful that Asians all over the World whip their collective ass in IQ tests,math,science,writing,mus­ic,et al.Sure feels good to be superior,yes sir!.

  • White people are stupid, on average. But every other race is even more stupid, on average. You are an example of that very fact.

    Also, Asians do not whip White people's butt in intelligence. The IQ test is imperfect, and it measures Asians that have come to this country, who are generally smarter than Asians who stay in their inferior countries.

    And no, they do not beat white people in science, writing, music, etc. The last time I listen to a song written by an Asian was, well....

  • I will remember what you have said when I take my master race ,white ass, and go goose stepping through the Halls of The University of California Irvine,where 85 percent of the students in the Science and technology classes are Asian(if you include Indians sub-continent students).

  • I know that UC Irvine is full of Asians. I've lived in Orange County for half of my life. They do well in school because they're good at remembering information for tests, but copying other people's ideas and regurgitating them is not intelligence; originality is intelligence.

    Next?

  • thank you, the ability to conceptualise and think critically also. any parrot can regurgitate info.

  • Good for you. Troll.

  • All races suck.

  • ah, southpark style, insult everybody, i like it

  • i think george could've agreed with me on this: soulja boy is just an excuse so lame white kids can dance like blacks. that sumbitch dances like a half retarded giraffe with a couple teaspoons of heroin in his body. my eighty year old grandma in a body cast could do that shit.

  • that was hysreical!

  • And I'll tell ya another thing...

    White people ought not to be complaining about shit. White people should be the target of complaints, not the ones doing the complaining about other people.

    wait.

  • george rules

  • colin powell is openly white, he just happens to be black, XD george you will be missed :/. joe bless you!

  • Wow, how true.

  • haha blacks taking over the world? Yeah right.

    I do agree though that white people shouldn't be playing blues.

  • Yeah, George Carlin was a comedian

    C O M E D I A N

    I think you missed the point.

  • riiiiiite...

  • We are all one man. plus with your intelligence, it would never happen. 12 percent of america are black by the way. You're an idiot.

  • "US blacks will take over the world" hahahahahahahahahaha.....

    It should be you on that stage not George....

  • yea

    were scum

    why?

  • blacks take over the world? youve got to be fuckin kidding me man thats hilarious, black people couldnt (and still cant) hold africa down and your going to take over the world and kill white people. good luck cause your gonna need it

  • ~*Comment of the Day Award, for Lulzy Racism*~

  • What are you gonna do? Throw bananas at us? hahaha. Don't be surprised if your "people" start running when they see the Reich coming right at them.

  • blacks dont want to take over the world,only the white-devil think like that, blacks want the world to be free

  • So is that why they're always killing, robbing, raping, and selling drugs? Just recently, a couple of niggers raped a 15 yr old girl in a high school stairwell. I for one refuse to live in a world like that you communist swine.

  • i wish i had the capitol to go back to europe!

  • And white people don't do that shit too? You're exactly what Carlin is talking about...

  • whites rob,kill,rape and sell to,exept we do it to whole continents dumb ass.we stole this land,raped the native girls,killed pregnant ones,put them on reservations and gave them drugs and alchohol.we took(niggers)from there land sold them like cattle worked em raped them outlawed educating them for bout 400 yrs,gave them a poor mans version of freedom,and then complain that there so angry and out of control.we bomb countries who dont let us pillage thier natural resources,yeah we're much better

  • what the fuck does your inbred, red neck, racist ass know about communism?? you don't know shit, punk ass piece of shit.

  • Easy. All I had to do was look at Stalin. Communism is the destroyer of culture while National Socialism is the savior of culture you jewish swine. I hope you get incinerated.

  • haha wow your ignorant, first off im not jewish. i have no religion, but i respect all religions. second i dont look up communism, i lived through it. i was born in cuba, i seen my people suffer because of assholes like you. people who misinterpret communism. you keep looking at your hitler speech videos and live in your fantasy world. communism destroyed what once was my beautiful paradise...

    i would wish worse things on you, but you aint worth it...piece of shit.

  • oh and by the way, socialism is a destroyer, just like communsim...i pitty you...retarded fuck.

  • If socialism is a destroyer, then explain to me why everyone was so damn happy during Hitler's reign over Germany. Diversity is the real destroyer of culture you conformist swine. Black people only contribute crime to our society. The Mexicans steal our jobs. And the fags make marriage meaningless. So excuse me if I hate them all for those reasons.

  • You think obama won by robbing banks? You are a racist arrogant idiot.

  • And you're the dumb ass who relies on the media as your sole educator. I'm gonna laugh when Obama fails to fix this hypocracy infested country.

  • i would seek help friend.

  • And I would seek education if I were you. And I don't mean the media.

  • who the fuck would get education or knowledge for that matter though the media besides arrogant dumbfuck rednecks and stubborn shitheads who are fucking blind to this reality and are more asleep in there waking consciousness then they actually are in there fucking dream state, im willing to bet on every single one of my fucking subatomic particles in my body that you belong in this category and don't even bother replying because your words cant possible be anymore worthless then you fucking life

  • sad comment there frenzied, low achiever??.

  • white scum? take over the world? lol u guna "pop a cap in our ass?"

  • i'm a white 17 year old kid that loves to try to play like BB King as much as the next guy, but i still laughed my ass off

  • YOUR WHITE BE proud AND GTFO OF THE DANCEFLOOR HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Geroge is in Heaven for sure.

  • He is SO right...

  • I'm white and I agree with him

  • lol this is funny..i happen to be black by the way..i never seen his stand up till now

  • it'll come back at you.

  • you mother? learn some grammer

  • "He should do one on Niggers"

    He's dead...otherwise, he just might have

  • "He should do one on Niggers"

    There would be too much content for any one video. He'd have to make a 2hr movie.

  • Search for "George Carlin Euphemisms".

  • house of lame motherfuckers

    lmfao!

  • I love this guy, rip man. :)

  • Sorry George Carlin. As much as I love your work, I have to disagree with you here.

    Eric Clapton

    Stevie Ray Vaughan

  • two lame white motherfuckers

  • holy shit 10 stars (if i could)

  • His lips don't match the words...

  • audio comes a little bit late

  • Carlin speaks the truth! LMFAO PUKE IN YOUR SOUP!

  • HOLY FUCKIN SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    thats right white fuckers u hav nothin to blu about now go do your faggoty waltzes

  • oh come on,really?

  • -.-'

    You missed the point.

  • HAHA I LOVE THIS!

    The best part is I'm a half british half asian guitarist that plays blues and rock and this makes me laugh so hard xD

  • hey no khakis is a big problem.

  • People come on here and talk massive shit when black comedians say stuff like this, but when Carlin does it, it's like their brains implode spontaneously.

  • I happen to be black xD

  • Stick to your faggoty polkas and waltzes!

    LOL!

    Pure Genius.

    Rest in piece, you old fuck!

  • Stick to your faggoty dAnces! HA!!!!!!

  • "white people are to understand they're suppossed to give people the blues, not to have them"

    ROFLMAO props to george on that

  • "The house of lame white mother fudders"

  • 2009 is the year to cheer

    POLITICAL INCORRECTNESS!

    George Carlin may have passed

    but his "spirit," is alive and well.

  • the world has lost the funniest guy in comedy. he said what he felt like saying and he didn't care what people thought. And did it when most people were afraid. In the 60's. George you rock in my book!!!

  • or rock period look at killswitch engage they have a black lead singer. whats he have to rock out for?

  • I'm White, live in a project in the Bronx

    and lived exactly like my community. But I

    can't feel the same way as them because I'm

    White. =\ To bad.

  • why cant you feel like them and this guy is the stupidest white person ive ever heard speak. he has no right living this stupid scumbag

  • I can't feel like them because I'm White. So

    says George Carlin. I have nothing to feel blue

    about because for some reason, maybe when I'm

    sleeping, I drink mocolates and play golf am

    filthy fucking rich.

  • YOUR a DUMB Fag Killswitch Sucks

  • Hey fuck you pal

  • Damn I miss this guy

  • james brown is openly black

    louis farrakhan is openly black

    colin powell is openly WHITE he just HAPPENS to be black

    LMAOOOO nice

  • Non-conformist first and a free thinker.

  • How can one be a non-conformist, yet make money as an "entertainer"? I respect that he was a free thinkerr, but a non-conformist? I don't see how.

  • You can. HBO gave him creative freedom, not many other corporations would allow that.

    Same with Maher, got fired from ABC got a job at HBO...

    And if you're non-conformist it does not mean that you do everything differently than everybody else, that is not possible.

    But he had a strong inner voice and took his own paths pretty much..at least that's my impression.

  • Not meaning to stray far from the subject, but why was Maher employed by HBO? Very few people watch HBO, let alone tune into HBO for their politcal updates.

  • Well, I don't know exactly.. how many channels truly allows that much freedom of speech which seems to have been under fire a lot since 9/11 for no good reason. Donahue was fired as well because he didn't sound like a crazed nationalist looking for blood.

  • DUDE! My favorite Classical musicians are BLACK! Just kidding.

  • White people have as much right to play & sing the blues as anyone else, why? Because some people of all races have the blues. Though there are many black people who have no right to the blues, there are some blacks who do & some whites too. It's relative.