MST3K 0701 - Night of the Blood Beast (2/10)

[AssHat014]

Ohhh thats it my song should have a tempo!

[hebahabahobaheben]

Mary is Hot!!

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

Now rustle your skirt, flap your arms and run the vacuum!

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

Poppies...

[rumbler227]

"It's all part of my KITCHEN FANTASY!" omg that's hilarious xD

[raineandrews]

"Every-body...was..Kung-Fu...f­igh-ting..yeah!"

"Really love your peaches...wanna shake your treeeeee!"

[Yapshire]

Wow. They went through a lot of trouble to sell stuff. Geez.

[SpiderxBlue]

I wish feminism wud just complete itself. can a fruity little angle hand that over? Xo

[akje93]

I actually kind of enjoyed this song, sometimes I'll play this part just to hear it :P

[PhyscoZombieChickie]

its hilarious to me that to sell kitchen wear they made this elaborate short about a honeymooner a broadway composer and a angel?????

[HolyHogShit]

so he made her place an international call, and then just stole the song she was singing in the other room.

[shadeshiest22]

lololol pills pills pills pills!!!!!

[haleymist09]

I try to not write riffs here, but oh-my-gosh!

"Wish in one hand and crap in the other and she which piles up first!"

So funny, and we so rarely here Mike so gruff! I had to stop the movie, I was laughing so hard!

[docdoom719]

LOL MONEY!!!!!!!!

[ChaoticYak]

We've gotta get out of here. I smell GAS!

[jackbomberdp]

The angel oddly resembles Arnie- the strongest man... IN THE WORLD... See Pete N Pete.

[ProjectH1980]

@jackbomberdp You mean "ARTIE!!! THE STRONGEST MANNNN!!!! IN THE WORLD"

[SchedeenIndeed]

So this short was created to sell... Stuff?

The message I'm getting is "Get new things!" I mean, I suppose there's some added emphasis on phones, but they were really more of a nuisance than anything else.

[takerfan333]

GASP, Elton John was here!

[MrBuch169169]

An here I thought that song was about corn.

[indifilmsmakenosense]

I think it was trying to sell telephones?

[TheLoverboyz901]

Is it wrong to pretend i am on the Satelite of Love?

[TheJohnmegu]

"Honey, I'm trying to compose in here, could you keep it down?"

[tombomp23]

"Wait a minute, I work for Otis elevators, I don't write music!"

[Unwyze]

All that wishing will never make you happy. Just take that honeymoon damnit!

[Chipmunklin]

"I wish the faucet wouldn't drip all day!"

"Aim high, sister!"

[Prime3709]

"We've gotta get outta here, I smell gas!" *runs into the other room* "Here's how far I've gotten... 'la'." LMFAO I love Crow!

[mejasond]

Ahh, let's see, what rhymes with blue balls?

[HoserSaysWhat]

Did that short make anyone else want to puke? In projectile fashion?

[requiem4ameme]

"I'm not hungry"

No shit Sherlock, you just smoked 40 cigarettes between scenes! Seriously, I get that they're trying to make the amount exaggerated for comedic effect, but I still did a double take when I saw that.

Great ep, by the way. Thanks for uploading it!

[Apan07]

MONEY!

[DickieAnginson]

"Every...body...was...kung...f­u...fighting -- yeah!" "I really love your peaches, wanna shake your treeeeee!" OMG this short is funny. It's the first time I've seen this one.

[pretorious700]

Everything this clown writes sounds like a nursery rhyme.

[LliamSantino]

Lol, if only they could see cell phones now.

[HackneySack]

Am I the only one who actually really likes the Once Upon a Honeymoon short? I don't know why, there's just something very pleasing about it.

[jekblom123]

Who do they keep imitating when the angel guy is on? Some old tv star who said quirky one-liners then laughed?

[PhilthySpectre]

@jekblom123 Charles Nelson Reilly

[captainhowdy01]

This short is proof that acid was around in th 1950's

[laws2218]

I wish I could have sex with Louie Nye

[melodyssong4916]

I've never smoked, but... taking a single drag and then stubbing it out? Seriously?

[LordManda2]

So... that WASENT Night of the Blood Beast? O_O

[ChaoticYak]

Walter Kronkite approves!

[SoundsmithOne]

Well don't look for it now, it's only available in the year 2000.

[tokyopanda13]

The "BANG! BANG! BANG!" noises they made when he was playing the piano cracked me up, lol

[norsef]

Honey, can we get a gay man for our roof?

[Sekiath]

Elton John is here!

[Theburn77]

"What rhyme's with blueballs?"

[valentinegirl13]

I want a gay man for my roof...

[fireoutlaw23]

"It's all part, of my Kitchen Fantasy" oh man i was laughing so hard at that part.

[ChaoticYak]

Honey, what have you done to our lives?!

Here's how far I've gotten: La.

[felineshadow0221]

"here's how far i've gotten ... la...-.-"

[SubmarinerAndroid]

What IS this about anyway? Colorful phones for every room?

[SVTcoolguy]

This scene was riffed on Whose Line is it Anyway.

[joaquindemancha]

at 0:36 he starts playing the opening to "Salute your Shorts"

[ilikethecoke]

~I wish the faucet wouldn't drip all day!~

Aim high, Sister!

[nagaking07]

"Everybody was kung...fu...fighting!"

[Equilibrium2037]

Wilbur-The father of Mr. B Natural

[AlanSessler]

3:09 listen close to the "phone call" I think Tom Servo is making.

[HappyGoLumpy]

"I wish I had a castle in the sky..."

"Well, wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which piles up first!"

I cant stop laughing XD

[HappyGoLumpy]

"I wish I had a castle in the sky..."

"Well, wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which piles up first!"

I cant stop laughing XD

[SeanGoesP0P]

4:04 is possibly the best MST3K moment ever.

[sinkingswamp]

"really love your peaches wanna shake your tree"

[crossacadamy]

what is he saying @ 4:12 ??

[Yingfighter]

"My god honey, what have you done to our lives?!" I choked on my food when he yelled that. XD

[sweetmother2406]

So, why did the angel have to get down there so fast when the guy's now been working on the song the whole day and the angel has done zip?

[Gjeorje]

@sweetmother2406 -Well, dUuurrr! -the gay angel had to sprinkle "inspiration dust" on them from the roof to fulfil god`s holy plan to make his boss allow them to go on honeymoon. The REAL question is what was this short trying to sell us, or warn us about....

[spleonar]

@Gjeorje Easy: You can only be truly happy and fullfilled in your life if you own the right stuff, like stoves and wallpaper and such. It's the same life lesson you learn from playing The Sims.

[AMisplacedBoy]

"I also wish my house didn't smell like stale cigarettes and desperation."

[belladonna4577]

"if i pull hard enough i can snap my head off."

"wish in one hand & crap in the other & see which piles up first!"

"BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG!!"

"pills, pills, pills where are the pills?"

"here's how far i've got...la"

LMFAO@8:04-8:28 XD

i love these guys :).

[rowsdowr2]

Here's how far I've gotten... La!

[asalingerreference]

Tom's little yelp when she pops back up is perfect.

"Sort of a Westerny ginghamy Oriental Danish Modernesque Prairie School sort of thing, huh?"

[EternalGuardian07]

Mike is playing Joel's Pork-arina invention at 2:57! lol

[Hrothulf19]

What was that about? 50's Remodeling industry?

[DrWhiggs]

@Hrothulf19 Mostly phones.

[akje93]

i actually liked that song, kinda catchy

[funkybranca]

possibly my favourite mst3k episode!

[murphdog2000]

"That's about as sexy as a garage!"

[DrKaiju2000]

"Meanwhile soldiers are dying in the mud in North Korea.Ehh who cares?"lmao

[ChaoticYak]

Elton John was here!

[nolaughingmatter]

"I wish the faucets wouldn't drip all day!"

"Aim high, sister!"

[Flababo]

I love the "Green Acres" oinking during the part where the phone appears.

[Feckinpaddy29]

Well wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which piles up first!!

[JTMARKSBERRY]

what rhymes with blue balls?

[whoisdickieschnabel]

"That "bang bang bang" is too much...omg LOL LOL LOL I love Mike's laughter afterward. :D

[BlueEyes7452]

Everybody was kung fu fighting...

[bhdunn]

ha ha, money!

[vlcupper]

God I love everything about this episode.

[SeagalismyHero]

"I'm losing his pattern captain."

[Capng123]

@SeagalismyHero That line makes me laugh every time. Partly because I'm a huge nerd but mostly because I want that angelic twit to die a horribly traumatic death.

[SinnFein4ever]

4:30

Twin beds.

I gues married couples didn't have sex in the 50s. ;)

[thedrizzle16]

no, back then they still relied on the Stork and buns in the oven.

[SinnFein4ever]

Hence the "Baby Boom".  ;)

[krows31]

4:05 "BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!"

4:14 "ah, bobby and sisi aren't they wonderfulana..."

4:17 "hey this might actually be sex right here...!"

"pills...pills pills pills... where are the pills..."

"everybody was kung foo fighting... yeah!"

"really love your peaches, wanna shake your treeee!"

"elton john was here!!!"

"jackets....condoms.......let'­s go to your mothers!"

[ChaoticYak]

PIlls, pills, pills, pills. Where did I put the pills?

[abombinreverse]

I like theCitizen Kane Riff out of nowhere -->  "I think owning a newspaper would be fun"

[BlueEyes7452]

Sort of a Western-y, gingham-y, Oriental, Danish, modernesque, prairie school sort of thing, huh?

[Ayria]

My friend and I cannot for our lives figure out just who these shorts are marketed towards

[KaterzTheMSTie]

Aim high, sister!

[lonelysith66]

"My God, honey, what have you done to our lives?!"

[numberfourtytwo]

I love it when Mike and the Bots have fun with people on the phone.

[SpockAndLoad]

The sound Mike makes at 2:57 is a riot!

[CaptRodgers]

"Hunny your cocaine is all over the phone"

[bLuDcLoT06]

"lets see.....what rhymes with blue balls?"

[SammySam5]

That riff withe the piano - "BANG BANG BANG BANG!" had me laughing for a good ten minutes XD

[belladonna4577]

@SammySam5 lol, me too. i think i watched that part at least 15 times :).

[turb05]

@SammySam5 I watched just that part about 5 times...

[joemomma46]

"Copper bottom bitch - another sandwich, dear?"

"Here's how far I've gotten: LA!"

"Ok Jeff, we're all set on this end, go ahead"

Servo doing the sounds of the phone breaking up is classic

[saggenbendavis]

So it's a sort of westerny-ginghamy-oriental-mod­ernesque-prairie-school-type thing, eh?

[brooksmc]

here's how far i've gotten...laa

[WoundedWolfgirl]

I'm drinking apple juice right now. I think I'm in serious danger of ruining my keyboard.

[seanThree16]

"Meanwhile, soldiers are dying in the mud in North Korea."

[pallokko]

lol @02:57

[ManaAdvent]

"Wait a minute! I work for Otis elevators, I don't write music!"

"Oh I wish Hardware Hank hadn't done my kitchen!"

"I wish my living room were all redone."

"I think owning a newspaper would be fun."

"Pills, pills, pills, pills, where are the pills?"

"I'll call someone to write this song!"

"Elton John was here!"

"The baby will lock up."

[jekblom123]

"The following scene contains graphic sexual content."

[ingeniouskoala]

Srsly, I've NEVER been able to figure out what the hell that short was supposed to be about. o_O

[BryonYoungblood]

Agreed, and Servo had a good reaction in the end with "Waitaminute! What the hell was that about anyway?!"

Bryon

[s1lverfalcon]

And she's so excited about the KITCHEN PHONE! A KITCHEN PHONE!1 zOMG, a KITCHEN PHONE!!!

[tonimusher]

"Honey your cocaine is all over the phone" xxx

[holycrapyousuck]

Ok Jeff, we're all set on this end. Go right ahead...

[ggmcnall]

Aim high sister!!

[PorcelainRequiem]

MONEY!!

XD Love the Pink Floyd reference.

[lucifer42781]

hahaha "thats her "come wither" look

[buffypython]

"Copper-bottom bitch - you want a sandwich dear?"

"There was a horrible accident-"

"Honey, I can't stop smiling! Help!"

"Elton John was here!"

"Jacket. Condoms."

[animegrrl5k]

"pills. pills, where are the pills?"

[sleepyhollow783]

The sad consequences of massive intakes of Angel Dust.

[Mandi7882]

ROFLOL Mike: "Well wish in one hand and crap in the other- and see which piles up first!"

[johnnui]

the following scene contains graphic sexual content. XD

[watda74]

"Don't say rub, or grind or moist or hard or gristle!" X-D

[jrmarrero96]

"I vant more vishing in de vishing song!"

[Priest84]

Servo: "Mickey Rourke came over to help."

LMFAO!!! That line always gets me. Thank you so very much for uploading this episode again.

[MagicalTrumpy]

"i'll just order the hit..."

[ArielannaDragonBlood]

"Honey, your cocaine is all over the phone" XD hilarious

[TomMSTie]

"Ah let's see, what rhymes with Blue Balls?"

[GoblinXXX]

Yay! Thanks for uploading this one- And glad it's the non-Turkey day version, for some reason, this is much rarer.

[nut126]

finally able to see the non-blooper of Trace's infamous trombone playing