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  • Quite Clone is freakin' awesome.

  • Why do the clones always have different personalities?

  • wow... i just learned about juliette gordon low (aka daisy) a couple weeks ago xD

    (i live in GA so we basically have to learn EVERYTHING about georgia)

  • It's like throwing up volume chunks!! haha :D

  • i always wondered wheezywaiter always quoted until i realised his name was actually Craig ten i was like ohhh

  • Press 7 and then 4 repeatedly.

  • "It's like throwing up volume chunks." ............... I am extremely grossed out.

  • like if your watching this in 2012 <333

  • I'm in Australia, we're south. Why you no visit here wheezywaiter?! Please?

  • can we kill sexy clone

  • Savannah, Georgia!!! That's where I used to live and I would walk around in the square after church. the big Cathedral is by there, too. Sorry :) just a little connection haha!

  • "It's like throwing up volume chunks."

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLL

  • I'm a girl scout...... WANT SOME COOKIES?! 0.o

  • Robert Downey Jr! <3

  • Be prepared.

    

  • im not gonna thumbs up the top comment, just so it stays at 69.

  • haha that would be an awesome present. But it'll be weird having an adoptive parent be 14 years older than you (me)...

    I'm referring to the comment below (vvvv(arrows)vvvv)

  • OMG. i've been so busy watching wheezywaiter for so long that i almost forgot to write my letter to santa! D: time to get started :D

    dear, santa

    please get wheezywaiter to adopt me.

    (ps, i also want an iphone.)

    (pss, can u stop by mcdonalds and get me some fries on the way to my house, pls&ty :] )

    all done :3

  • Oh, what a summer tour that was!!

  • @JimGabeMomo Whoa.... I was just about to say that again. Thanks me from the past!

  • When you call the girl scouts "little demon girls", I look at the picture of the innocent looking little girl and laugh because fitting your descriptive words with that face is a little funny.

  • I googled it.

    Why did you lie to me???

  • i'm wondering what a mixture of quiet clone and sexy clone would be like...

  • im a girl scout. im a junior!

  • i cant go i live in australia :(

  • You didn't tell me if I got my my boogie... :\ I feel so exposed...

  • because our cookies are awesome! :) and there is no watering can award :)

  • wat does blasphamy mean

  • england PLZZZZZ

  • Thumbs up if you actually looked for that bugger!

  • is craig with a wig a clone?

  • whos going to google cookies

  • Thumbs up if you searched america no matter what wheezy sais!

  • kill sexy clone we can live without him

  • I agree with Pruechelan......Vancouver, Canada isn't too far!!!

  • Mabey quite clone shoud use a mega pho-Forget it

  • But quiet clone IS sexy! He makes you feel inadiquate!

  • i accidently watched all 3 episodes where the 3 main clones are, quiet clone revenge clone and sexy clone. what a coincidence

  • “To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance” -Oscar Wilde

  • XD

    love Quiet Clone

    im ok with Sexy Clone it just he scares me sometimes -shudder-

  • Press 2 over and oveer....to get"Sodomy Forced" haha

  • @Adrieth41 *quiet clone swoon* XD

  • I'm a girl scout. :(

  • im just like Quiet Clone

  • YEAH, QUIET CLONE JUST PWNED SEXY CLONE!!!! GO QUIET CLONE!!!!! ~~<3

  • @jwebb232 i am quiet clone moo ha ha

  • @yellowreed12 .. I don't get it

  • @jwebb232 srry that was my sis :P

  • i love quiet clone!!!!!!

  • PRESS 7 THEN 2 THEN 3

  • press 7 and quickly after that press 4 xD

  • It's not farther to come to vancouver Canada we're like 20 miles from the border.

  • I

    LOVE

    QUIET CLONE

  • Use your outside voice!

  • at the beginning of this video

    i was balancing a penny on my nose

    hehe i thought you were talking about the penny for a minZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    sorry im lazy

  • I sneezed right before the video started....

  • quiet clone needs subtitles!

  • ya being alive helps in getting to shows.

  • I'm surprised you know all the levels of girl scouts. But they do it by grade not by achievements.

  • hahahahaha press 4 in rhythm!

  • "I think it's actually quieter in here when you're talking" hhaha:D

  • wow, I had actually started picking at my forehead when he said, "no, not on ur forehead." lol

  • 2:38 pretty much sums up my feelings for sexy clone.

  • did i actually check if i had a "boog" on my nose?

  • 8 - aids :)

  • ok, I have to ask... what's with the winks? I know there has to be something behind them :)

  • DUDE. You'd look good with a mullet.

  • I live Oglethorpe! and a block away from Bull! I love Savannah, but not when the Girl Scouts are swarming the streets!

  • Toronto CANADA.

  • Can you please do a Britain tour sometime?

  • 33 people dont appreciate the art of randomness becoming histerical

  • so hard to choose, sexy clone or quiet clone...

  • 1) Pause the video

    2) Play the video

    3) Repeatedly press 7

    4) Enjoy!

  • @laughingatourselves I did that. Then i accidentally hit 8. I was slightly confused.

  • @laughingatourselves Your awesome

  • @laughingatourselves What just happened?

  • @laughingatourselves press 5 and he says "i am chunks"

  • did wheezy just say boobs in a video?!?!?!? :)

  • Someone's probably mentioned this already... but the Girl Scout thing is in Savannah, GA not Atlanta. Just sayin'. :)

  • Hey, so....don't google image search cookies. You may drool all over your keyboard.

  • Just you talking about a Google image search of cookies is making me hungry...

    Yeah Quiet Clone, show that Sexy bastard who's boss!!

  • when you showed the picture of girl scouts and under it it said "be prepared." that's the boy scouts motto. ha ha ha

  • "Make sure you're alive!"

  • Like if you wiped your nose when he said that you had a boogger, LOL

  • you and your band should come to Australia next *nods*

  • I KEEP GETTING A STUPID BOOGER WHENEVER I WATCH THIS,YOU ALWAYS SPOT IT.

  • *wink*

  • I googled "American" and got nothing but women with silicone breasts and some random guy with a Swasticka tattoo...

    Seems about right...

  • Sexy Clone makes me question my sexuality.

    .... No homo?

  • The second before you said CT i was wondering to myself, "itd be funny if he came to CT haha....he wouldnt though" i was very sadened by your next sentence.

  • Sexy clone!!

  • go quiet clone! <3

    you need a shirt of your own, quiet clone. ask craig.

  • i found a guy with pink underpants.

  • I still want to staple your skin to my face.

  • @MargoooGirl Okay, you're right... Funny thing is, that I'm actually an exchange student in Belgium at the moment and I'm kinda loving the Chimay Beer!

  • thumbs up if you searched American before he even said don't! And were disappinted not to see cookie monster!!!

  • you have some of the most amazing editing skillz ever

    *Hug*

    <3 Candace

  • "I think it's quieter in here when you are talking"

  • I'M GOING TO SEE YOU ON THURSDAY I'M SO EXCITED. CAN I TOUCH YOUR BEARD WHEN I MEET YOU?!

  • i couldn't help it, i had to scratch my nose while watching the intro

  • press 7 :D

  • i cant stop pressing 7

  • @danXtheXgoon you spelled eagle wrong

  • @danXtheXgoon do you mean eagle?

  • OMG, the crazy thing is, i actually had a booger

  • This video was uploaded on my birthday.. Hurray for me:D

  • 1 : 45 michael from vsauce??

  • Sexy Clone!! :D

  • wait a sec....isnt that in Savannah?

  • hahahaha my lil sister is a girl scout shes an enemy im gonna go kill her and take her cookies

  • Is it bad that I never want Sexy Clone to leave? Ever?

  • Put into youtube search:  EMjmbvD4QZ8

  • Wheezy, You are the reason I like guys with scruff. Well, you and Han Solo.

  • When I pause the beginning, it looks like your picking your nose. ^^

  • I actually had one, and when I got to the intro i got so embarassed!

  • press 5. sooooo random.

  • Please let sexy clone stay...

  • Lol. Press 4 a lot. Oh the irony.

  • I love quiet clone!!!!!!

  • i searched american and a picture of simon cowell tied to a chair with duct tape on his mouth being hugged by randy and that other judge came up....

    thats american all right

  • I love sexy clone!

  • Come to mexico, guadalajara Jalisco Or i´ll punch you in the face wheezy, well not really but really really  come please!

  • Press 7. DO IT.

  • Weeeeezzzzyyyy, Juliette Gordon Lowe's house in in SAVANNAH. get your facts rigggghhht. :)

  • johansen it hot

  • i have a speech impediment craig. you de-de-deeply hurt my feelings. there is a b-b-big deall.

  • i googled american and i found a woman in an american flag bra.

  • come to amsterdam (with your band) ... we can maaake your clooones reaaaal ... wh00000!

  • clicked thumbs up because i like sexy clone. ^_^

  • i searched american and found 'american pie'. that's close enough, right?

  • Sexy clone's my favorite

  • Thumbs up if you scratched your nose during the intro.

  • i am so glad i checked the dates because Jerry's Bait Shop is right down the street from me!!!! See you there!

  • March 18th is my birthday! :D

  • Does sexy clone even have his own music?

    I just noticed Craig with a wig's wig is kind of... Weird.

    I think my brain really sees the clones as different people.

  • "It's like throwing up volume chunks." Hahaha. You're so funny, Craig. xD

  • So, I was laughing at your video for like five minutes straight, repeating it...and my dad asked why. I said "It's Wheezy Waiter." "Sounds like a druggie." I did'nt laugh and said in my most serious tone, "Hey. I would marry this man." "You would..." I just wanted you to know that...

  • Press 4 repeatedly for a bunch of Quiet Clone adorableness!

  • i <3 quiet clone

  • Ah the north east never gets any love :(

  • Sexy clone is sexy.

  • Yes, I did Google American. The second result was a girl in a stars and stripes bikini. Totally worth it.

  • I just had a girl scout cookie the other day. The chair of my department left them on the front desk and I was like "AWESOME," and I popped one into my mouth as I walked out the door, and actually made "mmm" noises out loud as I ate it.

  • Craig, pretty damn sure you meant SAVANNAH, GA.  I live there. I'm sure I'm not the first person to point this out.

  • I actually DID have a booger. Uncanny.

  • lol

  • hey thats ''Cam4Yeah''

  • 2:39 punch fail

  • Oh, why my city isn't on your list!! :/ Damn! ... oh.. wait... it's outside USA :/ Damn^2! You need to sell more wizzy-shoes and earn more money for world-wide tournee!

  • Did I get the boog?

  • ST LOUIS!!!!!

  • when i googled "american", i got: minimally dressed women, flags, american idol, and family guy.

  • I love sexy clone. And quiet clone. And angsty clone.

    Hell, I just love you.

  • YAY YOUR COMING TO CT!!

    WOOOOOO!

  • I <3 girl scout jokes, being a girl scout.

  • GAHHHH SEX CLONEEEE *something beings to grow in masons trousers* >_> <_<

  • Ok, it's hilarious that you said cookies are part of the American infrastructure and that we need them...because right when you said that, I was considering pausing the video to go get an Oreo from the pantry.

  • I realy admire ..looking at them

  • 00:04 to 00:23 : Danks Wheezy Waito :D

  • the girls scouts must have gained up and made 31 accounts to dislike this video......

  • Cookie Monster was not found. :(

  • thumbs up if u paused the video at 1:16, googled "american" and didnt find anything, then went back to the video and heard him say "dont" haha.

  • I'm watching this at school and when sexy clone came on I got some weird looks xD

  • I have a cold so I know I have a booger, you don't have to be so mean about it jeeze!!!

  • I actually had a booger, Thanks Weezy Weido!

  • Real hair, face and boobs are so mainstream.

  • wheezy, get DPC to Scotland!!!!

  • quiet clone its a serial killer

  • I'd sleep with Craig, but not sexy clone.

  • I thought original craig was sexy clone?!

  • Yay, Sexy Clone & Quiet Clone! ...But I never expected such violence from Q.C.!

  • all that did was make my nose itch