The mosquito

[Poodleinacan]

Once in camping, I went to take a piss and a mosquito went to suck blood from the tip of my penis...but I chased it...

Didn't want to scratch my penis all day.

[Llipofpul]

coño k aasci

[cybermunkey13]

lol u should have smacked it at the end

[0carou]

wow thats smart they also feed on disease carrying rats, birds and other animals i don't care where u are thats really a bad judgment call... :P

[DonutsNeedSprinkles]

if mosquitos didnt exist absolutely nothing would happen. They are hardly part of any food chain.

[LoZLinkMaster101]

Something would happen...it would be a better place in the woods and noone would have to put bug spray on themselves. God I hate the smell of it.

[TheChainsOFMisery]

@DonutsNeedSprinkles

thats not true...every spieces in nature has its purpose..if all mosquitos would suddenlly dissapear from the face of the earth there would be consequences...since most people see humans as the center of the universe and everything revolves around us all parasites are percieved as enemies...but they act as natures population control...im sure i'd be singin a different tune if i got malaria from a mosquito but...in the long run..they're helpin the human races survival

[wrestlingjunkie2]

that's gonna itch in the morning!!!

[rammenmaster96]

even If they didn't carry viruses and parasites, i would still kill the thing if it landed on my arm. i hate bugs, especially ones that fly.

[SaSUkeUcHiHe]

Bugs are classified as creatures with 2 antenaes, 2 wings, and 6 legs. All bugs fly Cept Spiders and Scorpions. You're screwed :D!

[rammenmaster96]

bugs are a good reason not to believe in God. why would He create something so annoying?

[Davidman101]

because mesquitos are a part of the food chain. without them animals go extinct

[boooz3]

"mesquitos" are not a major part of the food chain. They are just an addon. I mean we have a good amount of realy annoying flys that are a good deal more common then the "mesquitos" and are a lot less of a hinderance to us. One reason. They dont bite.

[SuperAstrolulu]

@rammenmaster96 That is a good question, but then again He also created you!!, so why not a poor mosquito???

[Poodleinacan]

@rammenmaster96 I should tell that to extremist muslims on Youtube.

[SiL588]

ma che schifo!!

[imnotoldgreg]

squeeze your skin so it pops

[ancientkiki]

west nile virus pl0x

[bradthebk]

does it hurt

[1Elbandito]

grow your hair so mosquito got stuck ;)

[GraciaKowi]

are you a positive or negative type? Because I'm O positive and I get bitten by mozzies like nearly everyday!!

[chamath1985]

Die!!!! DIE!!!!!!!

[tstalsby509]

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[mileyrocks57]

i find when they bite it actually tickles not pinch

[bebopalula2006]

thats because of the anesthetic they spit on you before they bite

[darkdragon2141]

flick it

[kreide7]

Ist das der Tiger Mosquito ???

[TAUN170]

1:01 - 1:10 Looks like its drunk

[archuletarox321]

lulz too much blood in its system.

[metron98]

my nurse cab get blood out of my at the FIRST try... maybe your bug should take lessons from nurse

[AthenaPallas]

nasty

[tripstahz]

what a greedy little asshole

[MrsBourdeau]

oww why would u videotape that

[metron98]

to let us learn something

[ReaperTwo2]

My alertness to my surroundings helps me prevent mosquito bites. I have a Tiger Mosquito nest in my back yard (Tiger mosquitoes are the little f***ers that breed where people go. Look them up on Wikipedia, if you'd like) and they cannot bite me without being noticed (mostly because, unlike ordinary mosquitoes, they don't care if they're noticed; they bite quick, get away, bite again, and again, and so forth). All mosquitoes suck (no pun intended)!

[SilkenWinds]

Looks like she couldn't get any blood. Not only that but she was spazzing out at the end? LOL Were you drinking alcohol? XD

[bluedaisy112]

lmao love how one of the tags is hairy arm

[sasukeuchiha224]

i fucking hate them they be biteing me evey night and i live right next to trees and that means there coming in my room and my mom won't let me close my damn windows!

[angelbecstar]

omg if that was me i couldnt stand it id squish it straight away

[le99ate]

evil lil sonofa bitch!

[UnNameFukc]

so cute =)

[mrcheesenips]

Eww..he puts the needle in two times! lol..thanks for this video, know I know what happens to me when I sleep. lol

[mattyl46]

i got the west nile virus and i died lol

[75touch]

thats pretty cool but only problem is they carry west-nile virus and malaria

[faustyna8]

I got bit 10 times!(Heres a trick when u find a mosquito bite and look at it youll get another 1)!!!!

[demitri1011]

This one works so hard LOL

[rs4s111]

whack the stupid thing

[r2y7h]

Actually, all animals are part of the food chain. If an animal were not eaten by something it would not exist. Mosquitoes and flies are eaten by certain species of birds.

[wearejusthumanbeing]

i'll slap the shit out if it before it reaches me, do you know that they carry diseases O.O ??

and mosquitos are not part of the food chain just like flies, you can exterminate them and nothing will change in the world

[Federxs94]

Yoy fuck!ng pziccko! i watch out for thems and you just let bited!

[bren09bren]

three bites !?!? i got three words "west nile virus"

[silverunicorns777]

his asking for troubel. that girl talking in the background ssem to be on a date with the fly

[SpecialJ177]

his arm is fucken dry dude that mosquito aint gettin shit

[SgtFury87]

Ever heard of West Nile or Malaria, ya tard?

[Westile]

That bitch's gonna itch.

[salukipimpin]

That's gonna itch like hell

[itschinyo]

wow that mosquito really likes you. haha

[bloodyfox]

Well if you tensed your hand while it's biting you, it's trapped there, your muscles will squish it's err needle in place, so you can take yer time to squash it... or just add more tensing to make it explode.

[medcardman]

tensing does not make a mosquito explode...look it up

[cottonwhiskersuk]

When I find a mosquito in my home, I grab it by one wing, bite its tongue off (with the aid of a mirror) and then throw it out the window as a warning to all the others! ;-)

[jimbean99]

that'll learn the rapscallions!

[stephenharperbest2]

shake it off

[nrod1984]

You just sit there and film it? XD

[EmmaW5]

I did XD

[oconnell999]

Kill it the fucking things

[arturvanbax]

zanzare del cazzo!!!vi sterminerei tutte!!

[stillballin2007]

idk how u did it man, i hate mostuitos with a damn passion it wud have been a gr8 pleasure to kill it off =)

[KubrickClockwork]

Fuck man, props for doing it. I couldn't.

[cbsteffen]

I think a mosquito bite itches worse than a horse fly bite.

[dyingxmonkey]

i think the mosquito is getting horney?

[stackagucci]

Sweet Nietzsche, you people are brainless. Malaria's a completely negligible threat in developed countries; there aren't any horrible worms that'll bore holes in your brain; heartworm's spread by- well, actually, that's true.  Vaccinate your pet, and don't be an idiot.

[sorrellindustries]

reply to lala - Yes, Maybe, No. It all depends what the masquito is carying. Mosquitos can carry Millaria or even implant parasite eggs under your skin or injet heart worm eggs in your dog or cat that will live in the heart and one day kill them instantly. If you ask me we should kill every last mosquito on earth, who needs them.

[sorrellindustries]

We used to do that as kids but the masquto passes on parasite eggs that hatch under your skin and get into your lungs and intestines. Masquitos can spread diseases that can kill you, some parasites can kill you as well

[lala222333111]

Excuse me, but can just a few hours of playing in the yard and alot of mosquito bites give you a disease?

[sorrellindustries]

2nd reply to lala- Type in mosquito parasite on youtube, you'll learn more. but you can be just fine for months then illness sets in from a virus or parasite invasion and some can even get in your brain and bore holes.

[lala222333111]

thank you so much! :)

[mortodifomi]

hyahYA

[Kaiserphysikant]

hey sfanbark.. you seem to be very dry ;)

how old r you ? :D, very intersting, nice to see

[Sfanbark]

I'm old enough to buy alcohol.....

We'll I wasn't wet as you can see.

[Mamba205]

if i see a mosquito biting me i dont do anything. bites dont bother me. but if its one of those really large (6 inch diameter) ones i panic!

[ilovetamar]

did u get 3 lumps there?

[jaysondowell]

That's a big mosquito

[SezDogg]

Hairy.

[Mastergames22]

It Kida looks like a bee

[zwielback]

That was cool, but it looks like she went away hungry:-)