Hal Sparks - Pussy is Tougher

[cjcthegr81]

the whole time I watched this I tried visualizing another comedian doing this skit, this guy is just lame

[Smischmal]

As a person who happens to possess one of those sets of genitalia, I was deeply moved by this plea to reason in a world gone mad.

[lilzephyrjohnson]

laugh out loud

[TheSpiceRoad]

So the thumpa thumpa continues. It always will

[rimisacrednaxela]

Why do people say 'grow some balls?' "Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina! Those things can take a pounding!"

[LittlezombieRocker]

"that guys so tough he probably has to carry his balls in a wheel barrel" XDDDDDDDDD lmfao

[LittlezombieRocker]

"if u had twins ur dick will like one of those things outside a car dealer ship" ROFLLL god that was hilarious

[l33tpwnzord]

Hal: "I got kicked out of the south for thinking too much."

Nah bro you got kicked out because you're not very funny and the bits you have you stole.

[WOW9521]

"GET TO DA CHAPPA!!!!" LMAO! :D

[qmlong01]

Really people quit analyzing it so much. Its just a freakin joke.

[bcjammer]

Lol yeah Marvo...not like this is a comedy act or anything.

And you're so right, nothing more feminine than a woman mowing down folks with a machine gun...very "lady" like.

Were you born in the 30's or something...you're a little outdated lol

[Rhapthorne3]

i love his comedy. It's all true what he says. It takes quite an imagination to do comedy like he does. Best comedian in a long time!

[pressure609]

is he gay? i'm straight and i love this shit.

[greasemonkey1228]

@pressure609

dude is not gay - has a kid with his girlfriend

[pressure609]

@greasemonkey1228

Just thought for a sec cuz he's on Queer as folk.. SKITTLE POWER! :D

[Mootaku]

@pressure609 He is not gay. He talks for like 45 minutes about banging girls in this very stand up special.

[pressure609]

@pressure609 ...ya i kinda knew that now.

[lionmml]

This is totally AWESOME! I've been thinking this for years. Thanks Hal.

[heckman87]

RETARDED



[marvothegreat]

do not try to reverse justify this. people call people pussies for both genital related reasons and for....

feline related. LOL. tell my why women are equated to "cats in heat" HUH!

DONT FRONT

[kell1reilly2]

that vaginal cackle was fuckin hysterical xD

[fivebyfivewhat]

Just saw him in Edinburgh. Brilliant.

[TheMexicanMuffinMan]

The connotation for ‘pussy’, as in cowardly, derives from ‘scaredy cat’ and ‘pussy cat’. It has nothing to do with vagina. You don’t call someone a vagina.

[cyclone258]

@TheMexicanMuffinMan Lol, yes you do. "Don't be a vagina." "Don't be a vagine" (For short)

[RabidNozomi]

@TheMexicanMuffinMan Uh, yeah you do. "Don't be such a fucking vagina."

[sanjurodog]

@TheMexicanMuffinMan yeah, "don't be such a vadge." (derived from vagina)

[jernox]

It bleeds every month and it WONT die!

[maximusdecimus888]

Wow, he really hates woman. I had to see it for myself.

[legnd300]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[lunagoddess1972]

Hilarious!



[marcoccerise]

this guys too fukin funny

[likayouful]

5 Stars short Movie

[maxnullifidian]

I concur wholeheartedly with Hal! I use the word "woos" or "woosy" to describe weak people.

[drock272]

@maxnullifidian I don't think anyon is weak only unmotivated!

[drock272]

@maxnullifidian I don't think anyone is weak only unmotivated!

[Cydzette]

Love this guy! Best comdian I've seen in years, great show in Las Vegas at the Hilton. I haven't laughed so hard in a very long time. : D

[ashleybell1718]

Fuck....Yea!!!!



[TBAKC]

rotfl and lmfao at 2:09 -2:22

[johniceknockout]

dose anyone have the part at the ending when he was like umm his father was from the south

[Sulizon]

What's he talking about pussy for? Since he's never even seen one.

[Fehnrique]

@Sulizon It's Hal Sparks.... I'm pretty sure he's seen more than you and me combined.

[Sulizon]

@Fehnrique No, I've never seen another woman's pussy and I don't want to. The dude is not funny , especially making fun of women and he's a typical Queer! Any Man that can kiss another man and look like he's enjoying doing it, is Gay or Bisexual in my books! And I don't have anything against Gays, but I hate when they talk shit about women and pretend to be straight when they're not.

[Fehnrique]

@Sulizon So when college girls get smashed in a bar and mouth kiss because they're drunk, that makes them lesbians? And let me guess, you're not homophobic because a lot of your friends are gay? And how do you even figure that he's making fun of women? If anything he's complimenting their lady parts. I guess you think guys are gay because they don't drink or smoke. Only manly men drink and smoke right? Get over yourself.

[alittlebitofperil]

@Sulizon you ACTUALLY think this man is talking shit about women? He is WORSHIPPING them with this skit. OPEN YOUR EARS!! Pussies are invincible!!

[kcl8779]

@Sulizon LOL your pretty clueless aint you?? just cos he kissed guys doesn't make him gay.... ITS ACTIN!!! out of all the actors in that show only 3 of them were gay... so get your facts right, and i recommend watchin it again, i'm a woman and i found it highly amusin!!! what he was sayin is true... and yes he was stickin up for women rather than slaggin them off!!! and another thing... so fuckin what if he dont drink or smoke... who the hell are you to judge hom for that?? get a clue!!

[PatMcRotch88]

@kcl8779 preach it, sistah!

[Sulizon]

@kcl8779 Such the pathetic Loser for you to make a comment like that to me. He's a Bitch Boy who hates women and has a nerve to call himself a Comedian. And i find it really hard to believe that you are a Woman, when did you get your sex-chamge?

[kcl8779]

@Sulizon lol at you luv, slag me off and you call me pathetic?? you need to think things through before typin.... your one of those people who dont have a clue what they're talkin bout but give shit cos they like windin people up... try again cos you wont wind me up lol XD

[ChinoMr509]

THIS DUDE IS HI LARIOUS . HE WAS AT 99301 CBC COLUMBIA BASIN COLLEGE HAHA WOOT WOOT I WENT ALMOST PISS MY PANTS THATS HOW FUNNY HE IS IN PERSON

[blackalchemistdean]

@ChinoMr509 I was there, I love him! Sad there wasn't a lot of people, but oh well, their loss.

[ChinoMr509]

@blackalchemistdean I KNOW I WAS LIKE DUDES REALLY WHERES THE CROWD AT MAN THIS GUYS WAS FREGGIN HILARIOUS

[blackalchemistdean]

@ChinoMr509 I had to beg one of my friends to go with me, no one else was interested it really annoyed me.

[ChinoMr509]

@blackalchemistdean hah they begged me 2 go with  them

[zarkbot88]

Hal Sparks had a comedy special and i missed it??? DAMN!

[alvarado509]

Lol...he is so cool...got to take a picture tonight!!! How awesome is that!!! And I got his autograph!!!

[cuttertampa]

OMG, he is sooooo cute!!!!

[OldHickory7]

It's good he says a few obvious truths about 9/11. Too little too late at this point anyways. But more importantly he's a horrible comedian. His stand-up is very hateful which is UNfunny. Then he just states opinions on things in a serious manner. It's predictable and in no way creative. As if he's not even trying to tell it like a joke. Most comedians shouldn't be in the business and this is one of them. He needs to smoke a ton of his hated pot so he can get over himself and his high horse.

[jlq74]

I'm scared. LOL. The pool is cold. LMFAO

[SemeLoverGC]

Hal Sparks reminds me of a mix between Jeff Dunham (as a comic, not a ventriloquist) and Lewis Black. His unsweetened tea segment really had me laughing.

[Just1DNR]

Hope I get to see his entire standup special!

[wolfofthefayth]

So true

[loqupol]

A windsock, huh? That's an image you don't forget....

[Candy19870910]

I start admiring him for being able to show quite a few sides in different shows/dramas/movies. And in here, he's so different from that in QaF~

[colleen71286]

I saw his stand up act live in Milwaukee last year and almost peed my pants from laughing so hard. And yeah he is sooo hot too!

[dexwiggle]

LOL! love the predator reference!!

[zarkbot88]

Hal had a stand-up special, and i missed it???? DAMN!!!!

[amberglow4ever]

funny...HOT...what else could ya ask for??? hmmm maybe more Hal Sparks on TV!

[Intesivecarebear]

I never thought of that analogy. And he's right. But I'm not calling tougher guys or girls pussies.

[Fehnrique]

The first comic I saw live. Guy is a riot and is quite nice in person.

[padackles16]

I was choking I was laughing so hard. I love hal sparks, vh1 stuff, qaf, comedy, you name it

[Libra100516]

"...it bleeds every month and won't die..." LMAO

[honeyjv]

God I love this man! He's awesome in persona

[Unn4tur4lCauses]

hahahahhahahahahahha

[GalesSunshine]

omg, i laughet so hard i can hardly breathe :P

[cosmopolita99]

I fall in love with Hal in Queer as folk!! hes so cute... Love you Hal Forever...

Willie From Costa Rica.

[FlowerGirll16000]

@cosmopolita99 i fell in love with him there too :D and since I'm so used to him talking about dick it's weird to see him talk about vagina, ya?

[JayeLucas]

How the fuck is Dane Cook able to sell out entire arenas and I've never seen any Hal Sparks stuff on Comedy Central?

Jesus Christ.

[CanItAlready]

@JayeLucas

THANK you! Exactly! Bet Hal Sparks is funnier in his sleep than Dane Cook is any minute of the day.

[poopman22321]

@JayeLucas Because Dane Cook has a bigger fan-base. Therefore, more ratings, thus more sales.

[l33tpwnzord]

@JayeLucas

Because he's not funny at all

[FriendlySniper]

Hmmm, so to kill a vagina I have to drop a tree trunk on it?

[KAJAJASI]

Soooo funny. Love the predator talking pussy!

[sportzlover101]

i fuckin love him!

[lbwhite89]

"It bleeds every month and it won't die!" hahahaha.

[CLjuc87]

hahahah!!! 

[TheJude002]

@Hal - You're one beautiful human being!!!! I love your brain.. I can only wish more people were that educated!! Love this and love you!!!! :D

[maarakailet1]

Faved!

[Talonknife]

Saw this when it first aired I passed out laughing.

[SuperRondalee]

I saw this on Shotime the other night and almost wet the bed, I was laughing so hard! I loved him on Talk Soup but had never seen his stand up... man, I am glad I watched this!!!

[wwwtopgunsuckscom]

Boo...

[Sharaya26]

His stand-up is so much funnier than I thought it would be. Shoutouts 2 Hal Sparks keepin it real with this one!! Lmao watchin it now on Showtime.

[smilintim]

Pee before you watch this!

[StormyGoddess]

This is the first time I've laughed in two days. My bf broke up with me and this just goes to show how strong I can be. Thanks for posting this!

[Hatari151]

haha xD dude is funny

[buddah3360]

GET TO THE CHOPPER! Gotta love arnold

[NonaBear10]

hes so cute:)

[SabrinaBeena]

omg the predator part is so funny!!!! adorable hal :)

[ziroinian]

"It's like a game of Vagina says. Vagina says: take me to dinner... ~Okay...~ Vagina says: take me to the movies... ~Okay...~ Touch my boobs... ~OK!!!~ You're out. ~What?!~ Vagina didn't say... ~Aw fuck!!!~"

[Mimiheart9]

Amazing, as always. Just for kicks, I turned on the CC. BTW, Pelosi's invincible.

[shak15ti]

Not Everyone is going to enjoy any joke. Sense of humor is very subjective. I enjoyed it. Everyone else, just enjoy whatever you enjoy.

[Demithehunter]

quite interesting

[11CAKES11]

his not pablo francisco so he should be doing the arnold voice

[Supermario678]

TROLL

[BaneOfFreeSpeech]

overeacting guys arent that funny anymore. high energy low comedic value. a penis maybe sensitive but guys can pee without toilet paper and hiking a leg. guys dont need tampons, or get urinal infections near as often as women. recap..

dude isnt that funny topic was retarded we have all heard this before.

[Supermario678]

He's intelligent, intelligent people find him funny

[BaneOfFreeSpeech]

@Supermario678 uh huh.....intelligent. yet he is talking about how tough a pussy is? I bet that sounds intelligent to a group of retards who thing they are intelligent. Intelligent is Richard Dawkins, stephen hawking, albert einstein. this is toilet humor that isnt funny anymore. hear this crap in 8th grade science class/

[Supermario678]

Maybe not here exactly, but if you watch the whole special (which I'm sure you won't) he's generally intelligent. And you're talking about geniuses, not intelligent people.

[BaneOfFreeSpeech]

@Supermario678 they are only defined a genius by their discoveries/research. outside of their fields they were very intelligent people. Dave chappele is pretty intelligent and he isnt jumping up and down talking super loud and mimicking dane cook.

[Supermario678]

xD Dane Cook. Dave is intelligent. But he is also pretty crazy. Especially the show. And you act like this was the only part of Hal's set, watch Medium (which is in the [3 videos] thing) Or the whole thing on showtime

[BaneOfFreeSpeech]

@Supermario678 but its not funny. nor is dane cook I should add. You act like this is the ONLY video of him I have seen. Its just not funny compared to good comedians like dave chapelle, lewis black, mike loftus, and others.

[MrSFblack]

@BaneOfFreeSpeech he may not be a dave chappelle or a lewis black or a george carlin,but u would be a damn fool to deny that hal sparks is funny...

[zaviadawn]

your so crazy chicken wing

[x1cheerchick]

like what the hell are you hahahaha

[SlashesAreBeast]

It bleeds every month and WONT DIE!!! lol!!!

[GalryZ]

Oh man! Thumbs up for Predator lines!

[Jbruggs]

@GalryZ haha agreed!!! I dont get why the audience didnt laugh at that a bit more, when he uses his hands, haha I about hit the floor laughing. that was histerical!!!

[GalryZ]

Oh man! Thumbs up for Predator lines!

[acorbey]

fricken hilarious! hopefully this will be showing in australia!!

[dhrdan]

i wasted 2:59 minutes for this to get funny. I could have cooked top ramen during this time, i want my ramen back.

[tubechaed]

@dhrdan well get your ass up and cook the damn ramen bitch -.- lol

[BoysLovingBoys]

The Best. That Is All.

[notquiteafembot]

LOL, this is great.

[diissim]

haha, the lady who sais "thank youu"!!! Hal, you're extremely funny :)))))) I love it, keep up the good work!!

[ryalves]

Hal, you rock! I agree with you! LOL

[tigerlady1989]

"I'm scared. The pool is cold."

LMAO!