Negro Ted vs Jesus

[MartyrLoserKing]

I lol'd harder than I should have.

[MyHeadAsplodes]

This is better than WWE! LMAO at Jesus " Touch me again and I'll kill you! " Well this wasn't in MY version of the Bible!

[TheJayLeHol]

SUPLEX, DO A SUPLEX!

[BrimstoneLandscapes]

Turn da otha cheek, nigga!

[PSOVoyevoda]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRTTAAAA

[MrCadefulp]

jesus was black

[lb8068]

*I wouldn't use force"

Threatens to kill you.

[werebee]

2:14 Wow Jesus, getting a little violent there.

[jjcoree]

Not quite how I thought Negro Ted would die on the cross, but technically he still died on the cross.

[mootybog]

Religion makes billions of money a year and this is what they come up with?

I bet if us Atheists bought out a game it would rape this game

Literally

[Gigaspine7]

negrotedbansabitch.mov

[marcoantonio93]

You can actually kill people in this game, but some NPC characters like Jesus cannot die because they are important for the game story.

[Dillrod90]

Remember that one book of the New Testament that spent 60 pages talking about a 11 foot black man hitting Jesus over and over with a metal pipe?

I do

[eternalgracenote]

STOP KILLING HIM FOR CHRIST SAKE!!

[guysafari]

Jesus was a mistake.

[Chombijou]

best vid on youtube

[eggbertsmith]

The music makes this game very exciting indeed. That negro sure isnt very good with a sword, is he?

[d2freak05]

Touch Jesus again and he'll KILL YOU.

[cavalcadeoffun]

GOTY

[OnFrontStreet]

You CAN kill in this game, Just not story characters (Jesus, Satan, Mary, etc)

[karkyco]

Go Negro Ted! Black power! He's the ancient ancestor to the modern day Black Panthers!

[ImperialGuard9001]

"Why dont you just die JESUS?!"

[HeavenHorizon1]

So Jesus snaps when hit in the face with a metal pipe? No wonder.

[nomedeusuarionaodisp]

NO THIS IS MY CROSS

[Raynelm]

Omg they talk more then a 5 episode long chat in Dragonball z

[Easyflux]

what happened when jesus' health reached zero? (never thought i wud ever ask that question). Did negro ted get into the bible? :P

[MAZZ0Murder]

Jesus cheated and used infinite health

[Snoofalah]

It's like Runescape, but better.

[POOPTURTLE]

What is this?

[7sephy7]

lolwut????!! ahaha

[Yenehckcid]

Wait, if you can't kill people, why do you have stats?

[Eutinbon]

@Yenehckcid You can't kill them but they can kill you.

I'm trying not to think to hard about this game, whenever I do I almost always get a migraine.

[Yenehckcid]

Why bother having a combat engine at all then?

Well, at least you can beat up Jesus indefinitely.

[GobHobblin]

The game was built on a wrestling game engine, apparently.

[Ribnobs]

@Eutinbon I think you can kill (or at least incapacitate) them, so long as they are not plot-related characters such as Jesus, Pontius Pilate, etc

[TwoCows23]

@Yenehckcid You can kill people.

[LessthanJake14]

@Yenehckcid You can kill people, just not Jesus.

Trouble is, even with max stats and a boost in strength, IT TAKES TEN MINUTES (no joke).

The only way around that is to fireball them.

[DaLandmasta]

What happened to jesus during the transition? Also why is Negroted bigger

[Eutinbon]

1) Jesus sat down.

You can't actually kill people in this game, any brawl you get into you are pretty much guaranteed to lose unless you run away or something.

2) You can make characters up to 11 feet tall.

[Dillrod90]

Plus when your black and 11 feet tall when you get hit you sound like an ogre.

[Dillrod90]

@Eutinbon

Actually you can kill in the game, you just have to learn how to meditate first. Then get your spirit meter really low and after praying for a while you'll get the power of blowing people up. Like limbs and stuff.

[pinkorpurple432]

@Eutinbon

1) You actually can but it's less interesting. Most characters keep coming back.

It also counts as a murder if you try to bring someone back to life and they die again. :/

[88Meters]

@Eutinbon You actually can kill people, but it's ridiculous how you have to do it. It once took me about half an hour to kill a single person. This game is stupid as shit, but strangely addictive.

[ricuw11]

Really? Well, it seems like it would be more entertaining then 'Limbo of the Lost'... at least, in my opinion.

[TheCoolPainguin]

why is ted much larger than jesus himself

[Dillrod90]

0:59

mah boi

[Zounah]

four

[Dasten]

haha! too right!

[ssbmmasterxyz]

A one way ticket to hell has never been more funny.

[Mezurya]

...I'd buy it.

[skikkiks]

gasp

[NegroTed]

I won!

[Snoofalah]

@NegroTed You, NegroTed, are the hero of Bethlehem!

[MSTRadock]

oh my god this video game looks amazing

[Maund001]

this has enlightend me! XD

[mmb101]

hey negro ted, what's your problem?

touch me again and i'll kill you!

[caclsman]

Ted died like a true hero.

[TapedOnALT]

frITS