Turd Rocket Reviews: Army of Two

[kathrinebarkleybk]

Excellent game I like 2:15 I managed to get it free here 115 games (.) com There are thousands of playstation 3 games available best thing about it is that they are all totally free rad game

[rnldwhtn806]

I think this is stunning I always tend to play it during the break with my brother he is brilliant at it. I was lucky and downloaded the game utterly free for my ps3 from - one blow (.) com they have literally thousands and they are all totally free oh btw 2:22 to 2:42 was fine

[dadman1988]

"Ladies lift your shirts".LOL

[suckathalo25]

what does he mean by cliche space marines

[ThemindofWigglez]

This was a well made review. Good job.

-wigglez-

[ihateracistz]

fuck, how are you so good at making reviews? five stars!!!!!!

[shamansista]

I love your review! You mixed the scenes in so well, and you truly gave out points worth listening to. ^_^

[vladMKD]

This has to be the best review ive seen, better than GT's nice

[FinishTheFightChick]

i loved this game, i thought it was great. but the online wasnt good in my opinion

[shonenjumpfan12]

what the online should have been was you could make a team with 1 other friend and go up against other teams and so on and so forth, that would have made the game better!

[FinishTheFightChick]

yeah!

[iamturdrocket87]

I know what you mean.

[GasMask187]

i want to sell this game to gamestop it sucked

[shonenjumpfan12]

I beat this game on all difficulties on campaign, I was disappointed with the game's online experience tho because first of all I don't think you can change weapons without giving up money and The searching for new players thing is just plain weirdly done.

[FlameAlchemist10]

His reviews are awesome!

[iamturdrocket87]

Thanx.

[TheTau1]

dude your reviews are great. Your not all high and mighty criticizing every ascepect of the game but you do point out it's flaws while still respecting the game, your a true gamer.

[iamturdrocket87]

Well thanx.

[SirCheezey]

Love your last comments. I thought this game was amazing, but simply left as a "rent game". It was just too short, and replaying it got pretty tiresome. Still, I give this game a 4 out of 5 in my opinion.

[iamturdrocket87]

Yep. It is certainy worth playing, I'm hoping the sequel will iron out all of the wrinkles in the design, because its a fun game and a good concept.

[FredtheKlayDude]

this is the kind of reviews i like to listen to, because your honest about what your saying, and again saying good and bad sides to it, after this review, i still want to try this game out.

[iamturdrocket87]

Thanx, I'm glad it was helpful.

[iamturdrocket87]

Thanx, and yes, I agree.

[Gooshnads]

i love your review...

it actually shows the positive sides of the games and not just the bad sides

this game isnt GREAT but definitely a game worth trying out (as in renting even)

[thecoolguy0024]

dang man that was hella good of a review. better then all those gametrailers, gamespot, or ign crap. had good humor to =)

[iamturdrocket87]

Lol, thanx, I tried to show some of the ufnny parts. Thanx for watching.

[CBcinema]

Great review mate.

[iamturdrocket87]

Thanx dude.

[ANewFlame]

This is the type of game that I just go over my friends house to play.

Game is awesome though.

[iamturdrocket87]

Yeah it's good, like I said, not sure if everyone will want to buy it, but it's good nonetheless.

[PreDator090]

Soz im late Turdrocket:) been busy.

Thank you for finaly doing this review matey:) much abliged.

Sorry for the late thanks,im working on a guide for Hitman:Blood Money. ill be busy;)

Youre Dark Sector review was also pretty neat:)

[iamturdrocket87]

Thanx for watching, glad you liked it.

[JASwarty]

good review man

[iamturdrocket87]

Thanx dude, thanx for watching.

[dom1215]

I totally agree with you, It is actually a very good game, I've only ever played it on co-op, and so i guess the sp could deduct from it, but playing with a friend I absolutely loved this game.

[iamturdrocket87]

That is EXACTLY what I was trying to say, thank you. And thanx for watching, glad you liked the review and the game.

[dom1215]

also they have games which focus on mp, some that focus on sp, yet this is one of the only game which focuses(?) on co-op, I really want to see more, and some with 4 player co-op. I loved that in Halo 3.

[TeenageAznBoy]

Awesome Review! Your review was a lot nicer than the other reviews and more open-minded. Which is a great thing. :)

[iamturdrocket87]

Thanx dude, I'm always open for feedback, even the negative kind, that kind can make me realize what I could explain better next time around so I don't offend anyone. And I try to make the review as unbiased as possible, because frankly I love this game to death, but I make reviews to help others decide for themselves, not throw my opinion in their face.