Jack Whitehall - Live At The Apollo

[birjis03]

effing awesome!!!!

[Lyricalmiraclexox]

Drama students made 70 accounts just to dislike this...

[Larspit]

"You sir, are a fool. When Jack Whitehall is on stage, he doesn't walk, he GLIDES."

Brilliant.

[milliemoo111]

70 dislikes?!

[beckythecowgirl]

poof screw paterson, Jack has such a sexy ascent

[WispyHauntySpirit]

I like Twilight.... Twilight Sparkle... fuck vampires.

[ScottishBrat4Eva]

Trolololololol!!!this guy is just my kind of comedy!!!!when he did his whole gliding across the stage thing I replayed it 5 times and every time I pissed myself laughing!!!

[Montagoneable]

Just a rant about Robert Pattinson - the worst person pretending to be an actor the world has ever known - and you know what, I rather liked it

[TheSaulissimo]

@Montagoneable i fully agree

[FEARxMaGiiK]

First time i have seen this comedian and im sorry but i dont not enjoy his matrial (at least im nice about it )

[Scribbles446]

@FEARxMaGiiK do we need to know? ahahah

[FEARxMaGiiK]

@Scribbles446 Well when most people dislike they dont say why and i find that sort of rude so when i dislike something i give a reason for why i did so if you follow my drift.

[bb3840]

jack whitehall is great but every single time i seen about 4 videos where he's talked bout robert pattinson, needs new material...but still really funny

[telephone7300]

he is so fit!! "Bite Me Vampire Boy Bite Me Bite Me!!" :D

[kashaslave]

Robert Pattinsons really cant act !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ElectronicWuss]

Who searched Robbie Westlake On Facebook ? :)

[1234atful]

he is so cute

[FelixsFelicis]

This is perfect.

[mrstakos]

OMG! So fucking funny! I'm a twilight fan and damn was this funny! Jack is way hotter then Rob and it's true about his acting, it suck. :)

[JoeyJarrett28]

66 people are twilight fans.

[tinkerbell8609]

Robert Pattinson made 66 accounts to dislike this 66 times :/

[flaze3]

@tinkerbell8609 I actually wish that were true, I would LOL my ass off :D

[BananahGirl6]

"Robert Pattinson is not a good actor!" NO TRUER WORDS HAVE BEEN SPOKEN!!!

[e7l13]

Whats the bleep test?

[BananahGirl6]

@e7l13 it's where you have to run across the gym and get to the other side before there's a beep and each time the beep get closer and closer together.

[MissLittleear]

I'm a drama student... :P

[FalconsPOWN2]

@MissLittleear make an angry tree



[MissLittleear]

@FalconsPOWN2 lol yeah I do agree with this guy...

[Howlofthewolves]

Oh well, Jack is hotter, better looking, cooler and funnier than robert pattinson ever was.

[mrfmp2000]

@Sladieslade and Emma watson (apparently)

[Lekkerpuhding]

We still have to do the bleep test a lot in gym class!

[Sladieslade]

Whoa. He wasn't lying about going to school with Robert Pattinson.

[LegalVampire]

We had to do the bleep test all the time D-:

[TheSeargentJackson]

the gliding was hilarious!

[nappmeister]

'sticks and stones may break my bones, but pfft im with bupa'

[MissMila128]

Lol, we had to do a bleep test the other week. Ugh :/

He's so funny <3 x

[LETTSJaM]

Epic! This guy is so funny, mainly because he tells the truth. Also he is soo cute with his public school accent *love*! ;D

<3 x

[meltl9]

no Jack Whitehall, YOU are the sexiest man alive. ♥

[TheCaciaTree]

Does this mean he's done THE REVENGE WANK to Robert Pattinson?

[FalconsPOWN2]

@TheCaciaTree no to Robbie westlake

[StarcoGAMES]

jack whitehall sooooooo funny

[biebercrazy28]

"When Jack Whitehall is on stage, he does not walk, he GLIDES!" legend.

[annaoliviacirillo]

Oh Jack Whitehall, you are a legend.

[tojaMT]

princessskullz i agree

[tojaMT]

robert pattinson sucks talk is gr8!

[tojaMT]

he is amazing xxx hahaha

'the revenge wank'

[graciegrockle]

i feel your pain jack i have to do bleep tests......... though its our history teacher thats called mr walton,,,,,

[x1LastSoulx]

But i'm not bitter, i'm very happy! lol

[x2xWhaaax7x]

Dear God Arse Raptor I love You!

[loopsohyh]

i would love to see Jack Whitehall in Twi-shite!!

[JannaLii]

what is he saying at: 0:27 ? :)

[mollyyyxxx7]

Robert Pattinsons making an angry tree right now.....

[DavidofGondor]

@mollyyyxxx7 got a laugh outta me. cheers!

[musicneedsmeaning]

Well, if THAT'S not going to be an awkward school reunion.....

[MrGmoon2]

its weird how nobody has realised that the guy who put up this video is called ArseRaptor lol

[FalconsPOWN2]

Robert Pattinson... huh i hated that shit before i knew about jack whitehall. Twilight.... i HATED that shit, and i was like one out of 300 that didn't like the saga! this was my intermediate... so now at college im one of three out of 800-900 that don't like it! ROBERT PATTINSON IS A SHIT ACTOR! Jack was not the only one who laughed when cedric diggory died!

[sethandembry]

You are far better than that wanna be pattinson !

[FenixFireborn]

Oh wow, so many butthurt Twilight fans.

[DiannaColfer]

Jack Whitehall- Emu ;)

[DiannaColfer]

Jack Whitehall is SOO much more sexy than Robert Pattinson!!

[PacMann303]

this guy is fukin GENIUS

[EllieeeSmith13]

YOU are a good actor AND comedian. Beat that Robert Pattinson

[crotchphesant2007]

Been a very long time since I laughed at YouTube, but the glide did it. Amazing.

[pippa21336]

I knew the Robert Pattinson joke was coming before I even clicked the video... :P To be honest, I love them both :)

[PlushBuddie]

I Love Jack Whitehall

[EmmaSElisabet]

60 people are in love with Robert Pattinson

[absolution12321]

if u dont look at the screen he sounds lyk michael mcintyre at some bits!

[RockluvRock]

so funny =D i loved his 'gliding' across the stage

[JustGleekin]

60 people hate comedy.

[mikeyo1234]

@JustGleekin This isn't comedy. He's a complete and utter dickhead. He is so false and unfunny. I love a lot of comedians, but he just isn't a comedian.

[Pielovesonedirection]

@mikeyo1234 just leave. now.

[Fattykay86]

Fucking legend.

[shcnoozlebop]

It's true though, I found all those girls I hung out with in high school on Facebook, I used to be the loner, and these girls always gave me shit and they had such perfect bodies and faces when I left. I tell you, five years does a lot to a face and body. Lol but I'm still skinny and my skin's good because I don't drink or smoke. Win :D

[FalconsPOWN2]

@shcnoozlebop you do "Revenge Wank"? i can't to that to my ex because its now that i realise that she's ugly!

[1878EFC2008]

This isn't funny. This is for comedy retards who don't have the wit to realise just how dreadful it is.

[joking999]

@1878EFC2008 Well done sir you have stated an opinion. Maybe millions of people have an opinion of the comedy you like and they think it's shit but in no extravagant moment will they brand you a retard for liking a specific comedy. Grow up

[1878EFC2008]

@joking999

but seriously though, this guy is for idiots. I dont know anyone who's opinion i respect who thinks he's funny.

He's for people who think russel howard is edgy.

[asdfghjertklfuuygd]

Awww I love him so much :)))

[asta0367]

keeps being funny!XD

[popazz1]

I wanna lick his navel.

[Moneiy100]

pissed myself at 3:07

[dcshoecousa101]

When Jack Whitehall is on stage, he does not walk, he glides!

[piperrox13]

Taylor Launter liked this. ;)

[wowthisisfun127]

this is the comedy set that gives me hope its so funny and clever i can't even understand it.

[cooleymovies]

he can be reassured that he now looks like a nob head 

[falloutboysbigfan11]

I love you jack whitehall, you are so sexy, because when you are jack Whitehall you do not walk you glide xxx XD xx

[0PrettyReckless]

i fucking love this guy hes brilliant on Fresh Meat and im sorry im a HUGE robert pattinson fan so the fact that he sat next to him in school made me squeal. lol

[florriefgs]

i love this sosososo much :')

[CarBoreBoy]

Worse than Mrs Brown's Boys.

[thatguyfromyork]

'...everytime I was the only one laughing when his character dies' Jack Whitehall....you ledgend!

[JamesMulvale]

I really am trying to find something funny here

[ScooterJagger67]

haha saw this on telly ages ago then suddenly came back and watched this, and it still makes me laugh

[pvervloedquicknet]

I don't find him funny at all :/

[alexmcgrotty]

probably the best sketch ive seen him do. The Robert Pattinson bit lmfao. Man, I feel his pain I really do, I was at school with Tom Felton... GRRRRR!!!! Except girls don't swoon over him (except in Japan) because Tom is genuinely FUGLY haha.

[princessskullz]

"Oh sir, you are a fool. When Jack Whitehall is on stage, he does not walk- HE GLIDES!!"

[iiitsLizzie]

his glide is fucking sexy ;D

[ClinicallyObeseMule]

Now he's an actor in several successful films and tv shows!! :)

[iamlovingthemusic]

Team Jack!! ;)

[animenagai]

Did he really go to the same school as Robert Pattinson?

[CraigMorton92]

@animenagai yeah

[lizziedavidson1987]

@animenagai I think he did cause he's talked about it several times now!

[dec5952]

@animenagai Yeah he did =P

[armedchalko]

:D best comedian ever

[LAURAISUNDERYOURBED1]

I love his run at 8:02<3

[StrangeEmily88]

Ahahaha I love the whole "Robert Pattinson can't act" bit. It's funny cus it's true.

[alt3etf]

Also, Rob is a shit actor, so is Kristen. My dog acts better than her...

[alt3etf]

Some of his best work this is

[mrsbenmckenzie]

Haha he is SO public school! Love it!

[Adelvice11]

"OHMYGODSIR You are a FOOL! When JackWhitehall is on stage he does not walk, he GLIDES!!!"

Best thing EVER!

[JellyMonkey18]

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!<3

And robert pattinson is an awful actor, just for the record.

[HeatherLaraRose]

Does anyone else still do the bleep/beep test in P.E?

My school does it,

its Fucking Awful :(

[ultimategamer8499]

@HeatherLaraRose mine does

[jonohutton89]

Posh? i met him in a pub in camdem, looked well scummy.

[ChimbaDoll]

Jack Whitehall over Robert Pattinson anyday thank you very much :)

[LAURAISUNDERYOURBED1]

He's really hot,

[MegaLovelybones123]

I LOVE this man soooo much!!!! He is one of my favourite comics EVER!!!

[03aparker]

Did he actually go to school with robert pattinson??

[Berlinermark]

@03aparker Same school, but not the same class as they are different ages.

[igeto12]

JACK WHITEHALL LEGEND

[TaylorYoungTY]

i love when he announces who he sat next to!!!

[TheLilmisssunshinexx]

marry me jack whiehell <3

[XboxArcher]

i think twilight would have been a whole lot better if jack was edward!

[cerberus3838]

I'm not a fan of Jack Whitehall but that was one of the best stand-up performances I've seen :)

[TheCrazyVideoMan]

THE REVENGE WANK

[JamhotEm]

Oh, Jack! Where have you been all my life?! No homo!

[farcry2isthebest]

Drama Student: Look at me jack im making an angry tree

Jack: Piss off

HAHHAHAHAHAH

[mist45gameplay]

one does not simply walking to mordor, one glides!

[lollipopgirl06]

I would pick Jack over Robert Pattinson anyday! What the hell were the girls in his class thinking?

[anaprevisic]

No, he's not bitter at all xD lmfao.

[callingpetrajones]

I'd have Jack Whitehall over Robert Twatinson any day.

[henryessex]

Just another "observationalist comedian" with the hilarious added twist of being posh instead of black or working class. ahahahaha >.>

[TheKrystalKitty]

Bleep tests are horrible :(

[ultravish]

the funny the thing is, he actually did sit next to robert pattinson in school

[garciarivero1]

as a guy and i'm sorry but it's true..i have a very musculaar body with a 6 pack...I want Jack soooo bad. I think he is so HOT!

[ash97ify]

he's WAY hotter than rob pattinson

[Silivrin1]

but wow, that sexy growly angry voice xD

[Silivrin1]

gah stop pacing!

[BurntFossil]

HAHAHAHA the revenge wank!

[DJofLuv]

it's funny cos jack whitehall looks like the type of guy you'd expect to be good as a stage actor...

[greendayroker]

803-8:20...Highlight of my day

[irishdan2007]

we all know someone living our dreams :(

[premheer11]

FUCKING LOVE THIS DUDE!

[BluegirlH2O]

Jack-Funny and cute and love the bracelets his fecking gas

[greenday182s]

Yeah they genuinely went to the same school

[becky25irish]

Jaaaaack! -3

Did they really go to the same school though? Lol

[ApplesTM]

Seriously. Have you seen Robert Pattinson's eyebrows? It's like caterpillars on his face. Hrr.

[Simsplayer5]

He is so hyper and angry..I love it.

[ApplesTM]

I don't think Robert Pattinson is sexy. At all. Jack's much better ^_^

[06kaineV]

@ApplesTM I agree, Jack's much cuter

[NIETZSCHENCINA]

He's a great comedian. And very funny. :)

(but that won't make me click the like button)

[Hollylollyification]

48 people like Robert Pattinson...

[TheLilmisssunshinexx]

i love his angry face at the end <3

[1Dlover28]

He's hilarious and sooooo sooooo fit! :D xx

[07WyattVer]

I'd camp out overnight just to see jack whitehall's face ;)

[Andreea0302]

hahaha my new favourite comedian :)

[leximacd]

whats the one where he does the rap about him being posh?

[NikolajMollerHansen]

What is the name of the song that plays when he enters the stage?

[Szabmeister]

@NikolajMollerHansen Bonkers by Dizzee Rascal

[peggyfranklin]

love jack whitehall <3 xxx

[littelrandomme]

Wach "Buffy vs Edward: Twilight Remixed -- [original version] " it totaly shows up robert pattinsons crap acting

[BossManAl]

I'm a girl and I love Jack Whitehall, I wanna marry him, but is it true he's gay? :'(

[imnotokeither]

@BossManAl no, why does every one think that? he has a girlfriend and on a lot of shows he talks about his ex girlfriends

[LadyVenomWay]

Oh my god Sir, you are a Fool! When Jack Whitehall is on stage he does not walk, he Glides!

[bbmonkey14]

One day I will go to a Jack Whitehall gig. I will camp outside for three days wearing a t-shirt with his face on it.

[izzyGO52]

@bbmonkey14 And little Whitehall fan, you'll run around screaming "Humour me, comedy boy, humour me!" and when he does humour you, i hope you get 'the giggles'!!! ... ;)

[bbmonkey14]

@izzyGO52 Oh Gosh yes! And I would have 'the giggles' to prove to everyone that he did in fact humour me. Oh how jealous they would be...

[izzyGO52]

@bbmonkey14 lol good times good times :L

[JDLupus]

@bbmonkey14 "Oh, bite me, Jack Whitehall!" *Swooooon...*

[Tallyloolah]

Oh my god, sir, you are a fool. When Jack Whitehall is on stage, he does not walk, he glides!