Woman Sees Jesus in Her Cheese Toast

[matty8467]

Sorry lady but I am eating your jesus!

[JokerFan252]

She couldn't be anymore idiotic.

[JupiNetwork]

I guess jesus is osama? I swore I saw him blow something up in that crust XD

[juliorapfannatic]

LETS DO THIS

[domdexart]

You non believers may make fun, but if I lift my dog's tail, you see the perfect image of Jesus standing with his arms out to the side. The head is the asshole, the hair growth pattern is the robe and arms, and the empty ball sack looks like legs... True story!

[ec123456789able]

I saw a likeness to the Flying Spaghetti Monster in a cum stain.

This means the Flying Spaghetti Monster must exist!

No really -_-

[libalchris]

@ec123456789able I saw a likeness to the flying spaghetti monster in my spaghetti I had the other day!

[arr5612]

That cheese must be rancid by now.

[JohnHalladay1]

"When god's family is done showing up in food, maybe he can do something about actually feeding the starving"

[oliviaggg1000]

aply to me if you thingk thats not true that lady needs a thairapist becuse im pis@

[oliviaggg1000]

the man wanted to sell cheeseus on eby what the h @ll

[oliviaggg1000]

that is sooo fake god dose not put his fase on a fricken pice of skimy cheese toast

[xPrincessAzula]

now im hungry.

[happy51593]

Go is always with her................until he's gets the munches

[iMomochii]

grilled cheesus

[florenmage]

The face looks more like a skull.That is the Grim reaper not jesus.

[turbojacket123]

stop hating.. its JEsus and he shud be respected..

[jene7007]

Have you ever heard of a coincidence?

[nosajj12345]

I have a mole that looks like Jesus right on my ball bag, so what!!

Christians need to wake up to the fact that their god is a human contrivance, a myth! And if a supernatural power is responsible for our existence, it has not been encountered yet and therefore cannot be defined! One thing is for damned sure, it is not the mythical Christian god!!

[chronagyrl]

@nosajj12345 we dont need proof to believe in jesus. why watch this then? keep believing as you do if you want to go to hell!

[nosajj12345]

@chronagyrl You are absolutely right!

You, as an individual, do not need any proof whatsoever to believe in Jesus. If you and most other Christians simply kept your faith in your god to yourselves, then yes, you would be right. But the problem is that you believe your faith applies to all humanity whether they want it or not. Once you impose your beliefs on others who have no interest in entertaining your myth then you most certainly do need to show us proof as to why we should believe as you!!

[sadathusain]

watch?v=8T_jwq9ph8k a reasonable response

[08babymonster]

oh crap

thats cool

[alisonmason123]

LMAO XD ahahahahah

[MrsOliAbingdonTMB]

I don't see jack shit.

[cullyvan]

Oh for fucks sake.

[winterstellar]

Hey? Is this news? Just go to the nearest psych ward, mental asylum and you'll see that this happens ALL the time! Hey, some patients even se Jesus in the feces they have to look at before flushing the toilet! They see him EVERYWHERE! Just one slice of toast, that's not news! : (

[nosajj12345]

Ah I love it!!

It never stops being funny.

Makes you wonder why an all powerful supernatural being, capable of creating entire universes and stocking them with complex life is limited to contacting us through a piece of flippin toast!! Nuff said LOL

[Spartacus217]

If she ate it, would the turd that was produced look like Jesus also?

[mariosluigi]

Toast Owner?

[them000ch]

I only see Sloth from the Goonies.

[azzy314159]

They are that crazy ! I will run the other way

[LetReasonPrevail1]

God, I'm sad to hear that she successfully had children.

Now her retard genes will continue into the next generation.

[xXUAVenomXx]

Idiot news cast. It says at the start. a south carolina woman. Then it says North carolina. Fail.

[7ChickenFries]

EEEEEEW. EVEN IF IT IS JESUS JUST THROW THE DAMN PIECE OF MOLDY CHEESEY BREAD AWAY. Nastay.

[sptfgpn]

That's very moving.

[BillysCorner1]

CHEESE TOAST BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

[drdisks]

Looks like the Unabomber, to me.

[nilsen93]

And they call it news?

[seeaeytch]

"the toast makes her want to smile"

'b/c it reminds her that jesus is always w/ her'

why the fuck is that not considered creepy? you're being stalked by an omnipotent ghost that's putting pictures of himself in your food. Why do you not think yourself naive? Obviously, this pretentious bitch was bought out by heaven.

She'll die and go to a paradise, so fuck actually having to answer for your shallow belief system. Just do your worship ritual, smile at people, be nice.. and never question it.

[seinfeldfan7898]

What's next? Jesus shows up on a misprinted Dr. Pepper label?

[20robo09]

Can I eat that I'm starving.

[virginmaryspimp]

Jesus is always with her while she is banging her boyfriend too, huh?

[TehBuddah]

looks like a native american

[jeffsummstl]

How embarassing.

[AlexandriaElaine]

Can't wait till that piece o' holy toast gets nasty... Stupid bible thumping morons...

[Purple1Lady2Luv3]

oh my godness! that is so cool but they might have tried to carve jesus on there

[soadgrl555]

wat the hell are these people thinking wen they're saying that a piece of cheesy-toast is a sign from Jesus??? seriously..newsflash lady!, ITS JUST HALF A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH! XO

[NIBIRUXXX2012]

Drama Queen- learn English first, I can tell you like to hear yourself speak your swamp lingo. Jesus Christ? A name that white leaders(king james) from long ago made up to control society and they put some image on a cloth and said let's call this J.C.- do some research on your Roman SUN-GOD RA-AMEN- Read Genesis chapter 3 and you'll see they left us some clues of the truth- you obviously haven't taken a minute in your pathetic drama filled life to search the truth worship your SUN on SUNDAY

[PriincessNOT]

LOOOLAGE

[SpacemanSound]

Its Cheesus!!!!

[Lucariae]

It's Cheesus Christ.

[XboxCSR]

hahaha...so lame, but soo punny

[GothicTrioOfEdwards]

@Lucariae omg XD

[libalchris]

Cheesus Crust!

[augustnegative]

these are the people who voted for Bush

[kirmokin]

@augustnegative hahahahahaha so true

[Myrthmor]

They'll be seeing him in roadkill guts and bird crap next.

[xylin3]

It's not jesus it's CHEECH MARIN !!!

[VKRayne]

This person is sick.

[kklol7]

It's North Carolina, not South Carolina.

[jagalskaripod]

I thought it was dr.Phil talking

[DoctorKrunknstein]

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING! Cheese-us Christ! Hahahahaha!!!

[chris9086]

It's people like this that give Christians a bad name.

[argentaluna013]

can you say...Cheeses of Nazereth!

[dansemacabre17]

PRAISE THE LORD CHEESUS!

[stzach]

And the Lord said "Take, and eat of this Cheese Toast, for it is My Body . . ."

[Balthezaar405]

Um, can you say...GET A LIFE?

[TrikkerMan2]

Yet the news puts it on the air.

Religion is for weak minded people.

God is man created.

[ndvuncle]

Some damn pigeon left a big image of Jesus on my windsheild last week. Sorry, Jesus, I paid the neighbor kid $10 to wash you away.

[cdwwg]

ROFL, FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY! Thanks man, you just made my day! :)

[ndvuncle]

Thank you. Spread the word. Laugh at the shit.

[lornloxor]

You just have to wonder what the hell is going on in the minds of these crazy religious types. They really seem to think that this alleged CREATOR OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE has nothing better to do than appear on cheese toasts of special people. Facepalm.

[freedomsfart]

It's an image of Dennis Hopper from his Easy Rider days.

[antwanparis2]

so funny :)) at first sight I thought it was John Lennon. Funny but scarry to see how people can be crazy and believe so easily in any thing

[expatted]

Looks like toast to me.

[HerculesRockefellerr]

Stuff like this is why people make fun of hicks

[Balthezaar405]

Hey, Im southern and I think the bitch is f**ckin nuts! LOL Its not a southern thing, trust me, its a mental issue....

[chunkybutt420]

pulp fiction and this have 1 thing in comon.. they are both fiction

[Areyoufockingcrazy]

Why do you put this on tv?

[TwoLOUDsrEVIAL]

Stupid ass people. Having false hope is no way to live.

[palinmigrante]

a esta le pongo el pene en la boca y la callo,a ver si se deja de hablar estupideces.

[anewerme11]

She found it while having a late night snack with her boyfriend.....hmmm let's hope it was a "respectable" late night snack

[gkhelsinki]

and this makes it to the news???? all I can say is WTF is going on with this world??? where do they find these retarded people like her??? DAMN

[MetalHeadViking]

I can`t belive she`s not mexican!

[joes805]

hahaha I guess only mexicans see the virgen and christ on tortillas

[kombort]

I feel sorry for retards like this woman.

Even more so for her child/children.

[sem1conscious]

looks a lot more like Ron Jeremy to me..

She might have used the wrong kind of cheese there.... yah..

[wntoply6]

let's all be honest here. the woman is just another stupid southerner!

[samiles2008]

I don't know. That kind of looks like The Dude from The Big Lebowski to me.

[dirtyhotdog]

I have a rash on my ass that looks like the virgin Mary.

I'm working on another rash on the tip of my dick that will look like the lady who found Jesus on her cheese.

[johnkerry7]

people are FUCKING STUPID!!!

[DiggumSmack77]

looks like SATAN to me

[dsibley]

good grief. if good was real, why would he appear on toasted cheese sandwiches all over the world, come on people.

[senna006]

Amen! i don't understand either. with all the problems in the world why wouldn't god appear some where else where people would have some hope and stop killing each other... more people still die each day for religious reasons which is ironic.

[wntoply6]

in a fuckin peace of cheese you idiot? please if god wanted to make an impact, he wouldn't appear in a demented woman's slab of cheese.

please get hold of yourself you stupid idiot. god has better thing to do than appear in a piece of damned cheese!

[senna006]

you are a fucking idiot for not reading my comment clearly. i never said that God should appear on a peice of cheese toast. i said IF god was to appear to anyone or anywhere it should be somewhere useful. clearly your the fucking idiot for not understanding someone else's comment dumb ass...

[nlytend1]

psy 101 at work...if you've taken psy you know what i mean. oh yea...why is it always jesus that these people see? why not john the baptist or some other biblical figure? it could look like osama if you stare hard enough.

[DiggumSmack77]

exactly. For a religious group not to know what this dude ever looked like, they sure seem to know what he looked like..lol.

[marymactavish]

Cheezus is always with her.

[XJo2theanneX]

seriously people??

wow... *shakes head*

[gallyun1]

jesus and cheese toast.............a winning combination.

[acrobatsutr]

What? This is crap. Why should we believe in this "God" character anyway? I'm pretty pissed off

[mockingarab]

How to make Jesus appear on toast: watch?v=D3pdvOoQwGo

Looks like the kid played a game on mom, and why the fuck AP reporting it as news?!

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

Jesus doesn't have anything better to do than appear on a crazy lady's burnt cheese toast? I guess things settle down a little right before the rapture.

[alinvain1964]

HEY!! It's TOMMY CHONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[daltan787]

how old is that thing

[dariowortiz]

i see bin laden on the cheese

[snowfan]

Cheesus Crust Almighty

[KushKrashBOOM]

Christians are silly.. :)

[Hirnlego999]

Probably happens to people of other faiths too..

silly? yep

[abarzilai664]

Strange? There is going to be a feisty debate here between the God squad and the I don't believe in God squad. Keep it clean boys.

[drainoftheage369]

Jesus was just another man, just like you and me, he is nothing special...

[tatulover2120]

wow amazing! i DO believe

[xavierartorivs]

I'm amazed.....she's not Mexican and she found the image cheesus in a bread product.

[corymart1n3z]

Anthropomorphism is the attribution of uniquely human characteristics to non-human creatures and beings, natural and supernatural phenomena, material states and objects or abstract concepts. Subjects for anthropomorphism commonly include animals and plants depicted as creatures with human motivation

[rjanis123]

mmmmmm... cheesy Jesus toast .... heavenly

now at Piggly Wiggly .. only 2.99 a slice

remember w.w.j.d bracelets and all that..

I don't think he'd choose to endow someone as a "toast owner" on national TV .. just saying

..

this story is CCCHHHEEESSSYYY!!!

[Hirnlego999]

How can anyone live that long and still believe in things like this? At one point you'd have to stumble on reading on things like why humans are pattern seeking animals.

Here's a tip. Read Why do people believe in weird things by Michael Shermer and/or Carl Sagan's Demon Haunted World

[codyalaniz88]

What a loon.

[3star2nr]

cheesus?

but its going to get rotten and stink

[mq2311]

what if that cheese toast get rot? will she keep it for rest of her life?

[sean9820]

how does this get news coverage?

how!?!?

[kingofschnitzels]

this should be under comedy

[cochranexyz]

Southern accents and religion..... And then Jesus in cheese toast. We have no idea what Jesus really looked like. Perhaps we're been eating and throwing away his image for centuries. The image we think we see is based on old paintings....

[milmo5]

Cheesus..

THIS MAKES ME HUNGRY :|

[KaraStyler]

your kidding me, cheese toast. The All Might God, Lord Jesus is going to revile himself in toast! Haaa Haa!

[marshal1973]

Now its Jeez-Toast.

[77Aussie]

If that's the best Jesus can do, it explains why we still have wars and cancer!

[KirneH004]

I would be more amazed if I saw Jesus holding a piece of cheese toast, probably in a church window.

[ajjhelum]

If this makes her strong faith, let it be, nobody has the right to judge another person

[MrUnbeatable1]

I'm hungry.

[henrijs]

AP: unsubscribe

[Nilopollis]

newsflash! people continue to be stupid as all hell.

[Reedster99]

Crazy people!!!! Yep thats right, Jesus doesn't want to appear and stop all the fighting and religious hate. NOPE, he wants to come back in a piece of cheese. Oh and keep me in a tupperware container in your bedroom.

Gotta love the bible belt. This is the 21st century right???? Or am I taking crazy pills

[SkyDaddy7]

Is there any question religion rots the mind?

[SpiralOut11235]

Who reports this shit?

[DazedButterFly]

AP lol

[civver3]

Ugh, not this pareidolia crap again...

[HellsCowBoy666]

I've facepaled by self so many times my face is numb i mean really is this fucking news

[DCT0000]

That makes me so hungry. I'm fasting hahah XD. Jesus was born in Palestine, he was a Palestinian-Israeli. So no blond hair, or blue eyes.

Also, stop hating Palestinians. The first christians were Palestinians.

[civver3]

Eh, that cheese toast looks nasty...

[bubidu]

What a nutjob!

[skateatburners]

jesus is a joke

[stonedfishh]

well i am pretty sure the bible said that jesus would come back as cheese

[CardinalAqua]

oh yes because we all "know how jesus looks right? human race prove me wrong for I lose hope each passing day

[toniogrant]

lol i totally agree with u no one has ever seen jesus before so how does this nut job knows that is an image of jesus on the toast she is watching too many easter movies

[mockingarab]

How to make Jesus appear on toast: watch?v=D3pdvOoQwGo

[d3v07]

This is the stupidest, most ridiculous peice of shit news story I've ever had to witness in my entire life.

Jesus in CHEESE?

OUR GREAT SAVIOR DECIDES TO SHOW HIMSELF IN CHEESE?

CHEESE?

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

This woman is a joke. This story is a joke.

JESUS didn't even look like that, he was middleeastern and brown, not a white hippie with a beard.