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  • when Ronaldo and Bolt run, Ronaldo has no chance

  • u cant see the ball from this fucking "no comment thing"

    then why is it there?!!

  • Usain Bolt is a better at cricket than football since he managed to bowl the captain of the west indies out for a duck in a charity match.

  • hiya sesy girl with a nice personality kiss

  • ITS OBVIOUS THAT WHITE PEOPLE HAVE SMALL A TINY PENIS

  • @TheNZRugby Cuz ur black and got a smaller?

  • wing??

  • hahaha i love this man

  • DUDE! its obvious that bart was the one who crashed the plane, not ronald. dumbasses...

  • @phatblack59 you also can see dude both cardio and skill are needed for soccer is for blacks are you white?the only white foitball players are QB and there pansys dude and also 4 15 mins quarters haha try 2 45 mins quarters plus 30 minutes if extra time i as an american respect football but SOCCER MY MAN IS THE BETTER SPORT

  • why he didnt race with C.Ronaldo :P becouse he is afraid he gone lose :P hahahahaha

  • lol that was fucking awkward a runner shows up to soccer field, everyone is praising him, do couple of tricks with the ball, do a poser and leave ROFL

  • so I am sweet, charming and very young with a lot of energy

  • I respect him as an athlete but I DOUBT, if he can run fast with a ball on his feet

  • brrrappp!! brrap!! brrap!! Go BOLT!! People, to the world "Football" is soccer and NFL or AFL sport is considered as "American Football" which is almost Rugby...

  • 0:34 CHILEAN FLAG!!!!!!!

  • @todostemas O tambien de Texas USA no?

  • pshhh man i thought this was american football.

  • @phatblack59 no this is real football. You know, where the players actually use their feet.

  • @bababoum i'm pretty sure American football players use their feet. lol what, do you think they run around on their hands and knees. and kick field goals and punt footballs with their elbows.

  • @phatblack59 no but in REAL football the players primarily use their feet to kick the ball with. Your game's just a poor, slower version of rugby.

  • @phatblack59 As if he would play such a dumb sport. He used to play football as a youngster among other sports.

  • @rosyface2k i hate soccer. in football you actually have to be physically strong. and i grew up around football, so i love it. in soccer all i see is a bunch of fairy's skipping up and down a soccer field for 3 hours just so the score can end up to be 0 to 0. but i'm sure when you watch a football game, all you see is a bunch of brutes beating each other up.

  • @phatblack59 Listen im not gunna take anything away from your 'American football'...but answer this...what do they use more there hands or there feet???

  • @phatblack59 Men running around using only their feet to keep the ball, unlike ur 'football' friends who can easily keep the ball, by clutching it in their beefy palms and under their armpits is less impressive? And oh no... u don't need physical strength for agility to do tackles and to 'skip up and down a football field'. That part comes with the jersey right? If ur gonna put ur bias on ur tongue, ur gonna end up sounding like a dunce. P.S., I don't see these 'Fairies' wearing TIGHTS

  • @morganmorgy do you live in America? cuz if you don't then that would explain a lot.

  • @rosyface2k Bolt would make a sick runner...you know all Jamaican youth's played Stuck n pull (an extremely fast game of tag). It has geared one like Bolt to have not just speed but general agility and the ability to shake loose opponents

  • Ronaldo's like, "Fuck that guy" :D

  • hey usain get off the pitch (2 seconds later) hey where has he gone

  • 0.08 Ronaldo clearly unimpressed just thinking "I could beat that guy, i beat a car in a fixed commercial once..."

  • C.Ronaldo wouldn't dare trying to run the ball past Mr.Bolt. xD

  • @VenomAnarchy he would but u cant compare it

    running with the ball is way harder than running solo

    if ronaldo wants to run in his fastest .. he would be slightly slower than bolt

  • @CR9RM2009 "slightly slower" LOOOOOOOOOOL, the guy would be considerably slower. He wouldn't even make it into the world championships to even have the chance to compete against Bolt.

  • Madrid, SPAIN!

  • Ah, youtube. I watch a video of Usain Bolt at a soccer match, I scroll down, and people are going ape shit arguing about Pearl Harbor.  Love the madness.

  • numba #14 is clappin n evrythang n numba #15 is like can he hurry up shyt i got real madrid 2 loose 2

  • wow glad to see spain didnt get really racist on him

  • This is in Spain? I'm surprised they're not throwing banana peels at him.

  • it's soccer

  • if Usain bolt played football h would be the best stricker reasone: if you pass the ball up top and he got the ball, noone could catch him!

  • @kakarulz8 yeah, but if he had a horrible first touch, bad accuracy on his shots or no composure, then he would be awful despite his speed.

  • @777JayWright777 yea true but still i would love to see him be a stricker

  • He got a shitload of money for wearing that Puma shirt...

  • im suprised the madrid fans wernt singing racist chants or making monkey noises

  • hejsan svensk?

  • I'd Love to see him run from the police

  • That would be great to have him in fifa!

  • and he makin it look like thats his thing or smtin

  • 0:57 if im not mistaken, that pose is from wrestling. wwe. randy orton??? hulk hogan. i forgot but that shit aint original

  • wait wait wait Hold up Hold up Hold up .....

    Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the song playing @ 0:40 from "E.T"???

    Whats that supposed to mean?

    RACIST!!!!

  • its funny how a soccer clip has turned out to be a fight amongst War :P anyways go usa

  • bolt said he is good enough to play for man u..if gibson can play for man utd then so can bolt

  • KAKA's Blackboys cant kick lol :P 

  • why is the cameraman behind him filming his ass

  • real speed!!! ussain bolt is the man....watch out ronaldo!

  • why cant everyone just put the title as futball or soccer when they post a soccer video, everytime i click on a FOOTBALL vid it ends up searching soccer

  • @superjustus Because 90% of the world that plays this sport, calls it Football. Hence "FIFA". Americans started calling it soccer, and its a term used broadly in many countries today. However, the original name is Football.

  • he could feed his whole country with that puma endorsement deal.

  • I love how famous people react to seeing other famous people :)

  • A chinga ?? hizo la senial de cuauhtemoc blanco !!!!

  • show off

  • @az48101 Dont be a hater, you can't grudge, He's from a place like Jamaica do you understand the struggles we face? That's right I said we, I'm Jamaican and If I got famous like bolt I would be damn proud too.

  • after he went out the stadium. he got shot.

  • lol look at kaka laughing at the boss

  • Gosh, Bolt is left-footed striker

  • @jdris919 FUUUUCK YOU YOU DUMB FAGGOT !! ......

    @matecosic90 u right bro ,,, RESPECT MA NIGG

  • @jdris919 I can tell your a snart person and you know a lot but dont bash my spelling when clearly im using a phone to type and I have better things to do than spellcheck. Also dont make irrelevant little facts just to make yourself sound smarter when they dont even matter with what I was trying to say in the first place. But the rest I agree with you and nothing personal. Best of luck to you :)

  • @jdris919 I agree with you basketball is huge in america but also huge in eurooe and south america and other countries have won the world championship many tines besides the us. So again I was just makibg a ooint that u.s. Doesnt own basketball and other countries play it just as well. Second, why does it matter where baseball was invented or football..they are both refarded as the "great american sport" and u.s. Is tge only country that plays them.

  • @jdris919 the top spot changes every year basically so I was trying to make a point that the u.s. Doesnt own basketball as a sport al they have is baseball and football because no othe country plays those. The u.s. Is so far behind on other international sports its funny. Im not talking about basketball because they are up there with the best. The reason european players come here is preety much obvious. You think pedja(for example)would even come to theu.s.to play if he got payed same in serbia

  • @matecosic90 Own was a strong word that is true. And I must reiterate that I agree it is a shame the U.S. does not get on board with many other sports that have a much wider popularity than the boarders of the states. I have been a competitive runner for a while now and I pray for the day that Usain Bolt sets some new record because that means that ESPN may give it a headline. Once. Basketball is all we got internationally hence my intensity. Our best sport* was golf...til Tiger went downhill.

  • WTF. this is soccer lmao. not football

  • @yomommasson111 No, this is football not soccer

  • hes in jeans and still would still run faster then me

  • @bmendel95 If he were asleep, he'd still be faster than me.

  • @Jdris919 by the way what do you mean number one in mhltiple sports. Not in basketball its argentina amd they always whoop u.s. ...baseball wtf who else plays baseball besides u.s. So you technjcally you are first place out of 1 country congratufuckinglations what an achevement..and same with american football. So technically us isnt number one at any sport if you look at it internationally

  • @matecosic90 False. Do research. USA is number one. We have the NBA. We have the last Olympic Championship. We have all of the best players from around the globe wanting to come to the USA. Our joke players go to the Euro trash leagues because they are jokes compared to the US and the NBA which does house a lot of international players but still its the US. Do research. Go to Fiba's website. USA is on top. Olympics=USA; World Championships=USA

  • Jdris919 your retarded europeand and south americans are better at basketball. Argentina is number one by the way and hoe many tines has us lost in the finals to european countries. Like I said the two worst sports american football and baseball both fucking boring and stop every 10 seconds. No wonder they are american sports. No one else plays them because they suck. So all you have is football and baseball..THATS IT!!!

  • @matecosic90 No they are not the best. USA is ranked 1st. USA won the Olympics. USA won the World Championships. I'd say that puts us as the best. Secondly, I was agreeing with you. I hate baseball. It is not a sport and gets too much attention. And football, yes is an american sport and we like. What does it matter to you? I don't think american football is half as tough and skill-required than soccer. What country are you from anyways?

  • @matecosic90 It is spelled "you're" as a contraction for "you are". "Your" would be used when saying something like "your argument, while loud and alarming, is held up with ZERO facts and actually makes use of lies." Lies such as the USA not being ranked first. As the USA apparently not winning the last Olympics, crushing everyone. Like the USA winning the last World Championships.

  • @matecosic90 Does Kobe, while sitting on his million's think, "Gee, I really wish I was good enough to make it Latvia, or maybe Argentina." No, because he is in the best country for basketball. Trash football and baseball all you like, I couldn't care less about both of them. USA is basketball and we are the best. Oh, and that was invented in America.

    And actually BASEBALL and FOOTBALL were not American invented. BASEBALL in English. FOOTBALL is Canadian. Man can you talk out of your ass.

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  • @jetsfan3333 hahahahah ahahaha you retard only sports us is better at is american football and baseball and thats because they are american sports. Name one othet sport you guys are better at haha you retard dont know shit about anything. Name a sport us is better at

  • @matecosic90 BASKETBALL. We rock everyone in basketball and that is a sizable international sport. We had Tiger...til he started to suck. So um...ya all we got is basketball, american football, and baseball (which in my opinion is an insult to the word "sport"). But how many other countries out there are number 1 in multiple sports? England is a consistent country near the top 5 in soccer, rugby, and cricket.

  • @jdris919 actually argentina is ranked #1 in FIBA basketball

  • @marcelo1489 False.

  • they would never catch him if he was streaking...

  • @BurninNoobs4u its striker :D

  • @BurninNoobs4u Puyol catch evrerything!

  • @BurninNoobs4u streaking ????????????? 

  • @coolyboy1234 Running on the field naked

  • @yz1animz oh i did not kno dat there was a name for it lol thanks for the info

  • @coolyboy1234 yeah....

  • i'm here cause i heard on fifa that usain wants to be a football player when he retires

  • man, usain bolt is a cool guy,he's the best but he's not even cocky ....and you gotta love his pose

  • @UKOctane it is a lot better. Involves a lot more brain and skill all while being really strong and fast. And every player on the field has skill. Plus there is no stoping every 6 seconds. Bit try explaining that to the morons below its impossible haha

  • Johnthemon1 soccer way behind football??? Are you on drugs kid...tell me why the only country in the world that plays football is the united states, when the rest of the world plays rugby and soccer. Americans simply suck at them so they are always againsta it. Americans think the world revolves around their ignorant stupid asses, guess what name one country in the world that likes you guys?? Just one. My point is soccer and rugby are WORLD sports and football isnt. Thats that!

  • @ThucBoom I know its fucking football but since im trying to explaun to these americans I have to say soccer otherwise they wil think im talking about theyr steroid sport

  • @peanutbuterbals perhaps you should get a different username before you barge in on soneones argument, fucking faggot

  • discussing on youtube is like the paralympics.

    If you're win, you're stil a mongol.

  • He's just such a fucking lad haha. why are you pussies arguing about football and shit its a fucking youtube video ha!

  • @matecosic90 Soccer is way back behind basketball and football. Rugby tougher then american football nigga please we have the hardest hitting negros in the world and crackers well fuck you up so whos the pussie now

  • @johnthemon1 rugby is basically the same as american football but without all the padding

  • @weefeatures And there isn't a stoppage every 5 seconds.

  • @johnthemon1 Soccer is behind football in toughness, but it is not behind basketball.. But the skill required to be a top pro in soccer far exceeds that of a football player..

  • @whatwhat3432523 oh shut up your confusing me.

  • Calling american football "football", is like calling your "soccer" for handball...

  • @18baseballfreak18 its a sport that involves brains and not just catching the ball and running avoiding people anf hitting like huge refrigiratora takes no skill or brain. Soccer is tge most elefant sport plated botg physically and mebrally. As far as sports if you even compare ametican football to the real football yoy have screws loose in your head and just another american saying football is the best because americans are the best at it. Guess what soccer is a world sport, football isnt

  • @maniac337 ok when you compare ray lewis to anyone then theres no contest lol but the majority of rufby players arw huge, fast as hell, and sick in the head. Only players on the field that are faster on tge field are wide recievers or some runing backs..but every rugby player on the field has insane speed and if one rugby player contacts a football player with no pads it would not be preety :o

  • @jamrock170 thanks brotha..i love americans like you that arent afraid of admiting stuff..true american. The rest on here are fake

  • @dgreen4413 yoir retarded and will never understand because your american.

  • @matecosic90 Perhaps you should run a spell / grammar check before you call someone retarded.

  • I play soccer for 11 years , and I always wanted to play american football but there is no club , american football is much more tactictal than soccer and you can mash up players and you wont gett a cart

  • Pardon my fellow dumbass Americans they're too full of testosterone and steroids to know what a great game soccer is. Although as an American myself it is getting much more popular in the states which is very excting

  • FUCK

  • @speedster007 because it is the only sport where pace, skill, balance, strenght, toughness, and brilliance all combined while reuiring to have insane control of the ball while changing pace,direction, and thinking while doing so and knowing what to do ahead of time and your opponent. All while building a strong bond with you ream mates. This sport combines every attribute in a sport pssible and no other sport has that. I think its the hardest sport to go pro in.

  • is usain bolt left footed?

  • If you need pads... go to America!

  • @goodassname fine forget Canadian football, what about austrailian football then you prick?

  • @goodassname look it up dumbass, theres an austrailian football league aswell

  • i like to see who is faster, usain bolt or christiano ronaldo?

  • @ZaaG dude r u dum?

  • @ZaaG ARJEN ROBBEN!

  • @ZaaG bahahahahaha. Oh man...good stuff

  • why is it EVERY single time there is a video titled soccer or football there will be a stupid argument over which sport is better..GETOVERIT

  • la bandera de chile al fondo XD

  • @PayNedaking ay poohh

  • What the hell is everyone talking about. This is my perspective on the sport. Soccer is the most skillfull sport in the world. Americans hate it becausr it is not theirs and they are not good at it. Also tell me this who was the first country to make fun of others...thats right AMERICA..i will bet my left nut ig americans were actually good at soccer not one pathetic american would say shit about the sport..by the way rugby is 500 times tougher than american football..you pussies!!

  • @matecosic90 How is more skill required than snooker, golf, ice-hockey, athletics, martial arts, snow boarding, skiing and I could go on...

  • @matecosic90 not true. motorsport is.

  • @matecosic90 OK and commenting on youtube makes you feel better about whatever Godforsaken terrible country come from. And im a soccer player from America and probaly could reck your sorry ass in it.

  • @matecosic90 WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! talking about us ignorant americans..#1 Not all Americans make fun of Soccer..some of us love it. So piss off. #2 How can you diss Americans for hating soccer but then just go an say Rugby is tougher than american football..smh fuckin british.

  • @matecosic90 I play both rugby and american football. Yes rugby is more grit your teeth and get trampled. but american football is all about who can deliver the biggest blow. When I get hit in football really hard I get fucked up bad and almost unconscious. rugby almost the same but u can't do helmet to helmet in rugby and get away cuz there is no helmet. and u come play football in america here. guarantee you'll change ur mind.

  • @matecosic90 U mad

  • @matecosic90 lol You guys are funny. Soccer, im sure it takes skills to play but .. TO ME...watching people run around kicking a damn ball is fucking boring..... Sorry it just is... . American football is tougher than some damn Rugby. NFL players are bigger and stronger and faster. Rugby players would be killed trying to play against NFL football players. Let a younger Ray Lewis hit a rugby player with no pads, and no helmet people would be killed. lol

  • @matecosic90 you couldnt be more wrong dude. americans dont hate it because were not good at it. we hate it because pussys play it. soccer players get touched then 3 seconds later they fall down in agony. give me a break. if you want to act go to school for it dont play sports.

  • @18baseballfreak18 yes there are a lot of players who are pathetic and total pussies in football (soccer) but that doesn't make the sport shit... it makes the players shits. Don't hate the game, hate the player ;) Type in 'Messi rare runs' or 'ronaldinho skills' and see how the beautiful game should be played! :)

  • @matecosic90 In my school rugby is played and I don't live in USA.Even though I say american football is WAAAY tougher than rugby....Look at a rugby match and then an american football match

  • @matecosic90 your perspective is mediocre, football is overrated . qq 

  • @illfackyouup and for what reason..?

  • @matecosic90 i would really not say that soccer is the most skillfull sport in the world...

  • @K18Halo It seems unlikely that you're a soccer fan based on that. I'm not saying it IS the most skillful sport in the world, but you seem to think that the suggestion that it might be is absurd. Unless you actively follow soccer and know a fair amount about it, it's not really possible to know how much skill it involves - it definitely looks much easier than it is. The technique and pinpoint accuracy that top-flight players have is incredible. You have to understand that to appreciate it.

  • @Briteeesh im not a fan anymore, but i have playd soccer for 8 years :) so i know about it.. but i play hockey now instead. I dont really care about that soccer vs american fotball stuff.. but it just sounds a bit wrong to say its the most skillfull sport in the world. Maybe more skillfull than fotball? i dont know haha

  • @matecosic90 first off thats a huge sterotype! Im american and i played on a highly competitive soccer team for 11 years and won state! Not all americans hate it! Plus there are quite a few good american soccer players! and just so you know the Europeans introrduced slavery to this world! OH and America being pathetic? I guarnte my right nut that if were ever your are from that if you ever got in any kind of trobule that you would be begging America to help you out? so whos the Pussy now? ASS!!!

  • @amazingmen912 What a great speech! Now go get your daily cheeseburger.

  • @matecosic90 but rugbys also better than footbaal

  • @matecosic90 u mad bro?

  • @matecosic90 You said it all :")

  • @matecosic90 america will crush u in any other sport

  • @matecosic90 Whoa whoa. I would say basketball is right up there with soccer on toughness and skill required. Not American football and holy shit not baseball. Gah I can't stand baseball. But we are slowly taking to soccer more and more and we also are in the top 20 in rugby. My point is in the U.S. we play many many sports and some get more attention than others. NBA, MLB, and NFL have become such an influence in society it is like a parasite. Hopefully it dies down soon.

  • @jdris919 I love sport, every sport, but I must admit that english people go mad over some real crap sports,, such as snooker,cricket and darts. In my opinion tennis is the best sport to watch. Nothing can be better than watching a Federer_nadal final..

  • @matecosic90 actually americans hate soccer cause its fuckin stupid. and youre calling us pussies? last time i checked we could dominate your ass in anything especially war

  • @A7XfoREVer0031

    You couldn't beat Vietnamese farmers, what makes you think you could beat anyone?

  • @LutonIrish10 we lost to vietnam, big whoop, they knew the area better than we did. and we've beat everyone else weve been to war with

  • @A7XfoREVer0031

    You also lost to North Korea?

    America has never single handedly won a war. World Wars 1 and 2 were mainly the British French and Russians that won.

    the only war America would win is one with itself, the civil war lmao...

  • @LutonIrish10 The French? the french didnt do shit in the war

  • @A7XfoREVer0031

    Typical American, you don't even understand what happened in the war.

    The French lost a lot more people than America did. France was bombed to kingdom come, America has never been bombed in its history.

    Educate yourself please.

  • @LutonIrish10 loook im not tryin to make any enemies on here, if for some reason i offended you then im sorry

  • @A7XfoREVer0031 and just so you know the french lost more people because theyre rifle dropping pussies. plus if it wasnt for us, theyd be speaking German

  • @LutonIrish10 uhh Pearl Harbor...

  • @johnmike1792

    Pearl Harbour is in Hawaii. Hawaii only became a US state in 1959, after WW2. Good fuck you moron.

  • @LutonIrish10 Pearl Harbor

  • @thecarrotdude

    Pearl Harbour is in Hawaii. Hawaii only became a US state in 1959, after WW2. Good fight you moron.

  • @LutonIrish10 you dumb faggot, it was still a us base, it was us territory. that was a bombing on us soil. now im sure you are bitter cause you're from some shit country that probably relies on us aid to survive, so you can go fuck yourself you little dipshit. also learn to not start fights on youtube, cause you'll do that in real life one time and probably get yourself an ass whooping. now i know you read all of this, so im going to piss you off real bad because im not going to read your reply.

  • @thecarrotdude The USA, a country with $14.5T and $115T in credit debt. ok buddy.

  • @LutonIrish10 we didnt lose the korean war....we tied.....we also won the revolutionary war even though it really isn't considered a real revolution.....more of a secessionary war

  • @LutonIrish10 What kind of idiot are you? We actually helped the British win, so in a case we won also -_-

  • American football > Grassfairy football

  • @imcoolioz amen

  • Lol he makes the football players look like midgets...

  • Look, Americans who believe that Europe does not have a contact ball sport.

    Look at Rugby.

    Basically, American Football, WITHOUT the padding, and with a slightly different pitch, to be brief. In the 1950s iirc you would not play the Welsh Rugby Team because you believed they were mad. They even offered to play with you wearing the padding, them not. Look up Rugby, it's an awesome sport! :)

  • whoa whoa whoa bitch umm k in a kickoff wat do u do in FOOTBALL (american) U KICK THE BALL RIGHT SO FUCK OFF SAYING WE DONT KICK THE BALL U BITCH FUCK GET A LIFE,AND U KNOW WAT U CAN DO U CAN SUCK ON IT AND WATCH IT GROW U FAGET !

  • when will we have world peace when we cant even come together, watch a video and leave without arguing over stupidness? I am a Jamaican and i love every single one of you

  • @shooter1345 What does the economy have to do with anything? We can say the same fucken thing about your sport. You just run up and down the field hitting each other. You're so 'tough' cause you hit each other right? :) Besides last time I checked only the quarterback and Linebacker needs skill at all. Rest just hit what a skillful sport

  • I would like to apologize for my dumbass fellow American citizens for bitching about this being called footaball