Good Eats S4E3P1: Fry Hard II - The Chicken

[cudkm3pen]

This guy is weird the science guy lame food addition

[EarlyMusicDiva]

My favorite Good Eats episode... lol

[jweezyf0sheezy1]

Oh man a chicken rendition of Raven? You just made my morning.

[wackywankavator]

Wishbone. Chicken Vagina.

O_O

[mashedpotatoish]

i tried this and my chicken was undercooked in the inside but already overcooking outside

[ionfalcom]

@mashedpotatoish then you had the wrong kind of chicken.

[SimuLord]

One of my favorite episodes, second only to "Three Chips for Sister Marsha" on the all-time best list.

[princesssookeh]

Neck cavity looks like a vagina.

[mcenn]

@princesssookeh I was thinkin' it but I didn't want to say it.

[ionfalcom]

@princesssookeh so basicaly your saying you'd fuck a dead chicken's neck?

[princesssookeh]

@ionfalcom How does one go from saying something looks like something else...to automatically wanting to fuck it? I'm a girl btw

[hinatahyuuga120]

i like the it cuz in "The Raven" the raven says never more while here the chiken says fry some more

[LudicrousPlatypus]

Hush Foul Fowl!

[gerry3x]

Chicken abuse!

[lardtino]

What lizard lip whites make chicken I thought all pale faces could make were mayonaise sandwiches

[jillybooty]

Alton and Charlie Sheen share shirts.

[TheSofel]

Best. Intro. Ever.

[AndrewzDescent]

This is so strange, I just read "The Raven" recently >.>

[JOMORO102]

looks and sounds like a porno

[superawsomekaratekid]

@JOMORO102 ironic since they both end watching a porno and eating fried chicken ends in orgasm

[BH206L3]

The best Good Eats of all time!!1

[PhatTrumpet2]

"A duck is not a chicken. A dinosaur, however, is."

[livetolovesome182]

@PhatTrumpet2 3D puzzle now thats not good eats

[specter2205]

Where's the rest of the vid?

[walpoly]

"Hush, foul fowl." Awesome.

[Natedawg422]

Hah!! Edgar Alan Poe! That tears it! Im buying Good eats for myself this christmas!

[uzumaki913]

LOL the raven reference in good eats. Brilliant!

[SonicBoomC98]

I tried this, and it didn't really come out right. I guess it's been a while since I did pan-fried chicken. But I been looking for another recipe video, but I have been unable to find it. I think it was Bobby Flay but it might be from another show. It was a similar recipe to this, but he soaked the chicken in a buttermilk and hot sauce mix. Anyone seen it?

[podboq2]

on a lattee I was sucking, when suddenly there came a c*cking? lmfao!

[podboq2]

sucking... cocking.... wtf lol!

[klined]

And this folks is why Alton Brown won a Peabody Award. The only other food show to win one? The French Chef with Julia Child. Yea.

[Kimcee4younme]

I love this man. I love him so much.

[lax4ever1]

thank god i found this - had to do this tonight and it was super easy

[mrzuniga78]

Funny show

[wiseman85]

I tried a variation of his "wishbone removal technique" on my girl.....she enjoyed it very much

[SmartBlonde85]

@wiseman85 lawlz

[Shadow194]

Once upon a midnite dreary, While i pron surfed, weak and weary over many a strange and spurious site of "hot xxx galore" While i clicked on my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning and my heart was filled with deep mourning mourning for my dear amour "tis not possible!", i muttered, "give my back my free hardcore!" ... Quoth the server, 404

[RobGuy2005]

Alton what the heck are you doing opening the fridge with those nasty chicken hands D:

[mrzuniga78]

My favorite FN show.

[deathball90210]

where is part two? i cant find it anywhere.

[karrock]

@deathball90210 eh? youtube.com/watch?v=aWtC_3zUdc­g

[bwelch92]

@deathball90210 hey dumbass people like you are the reason youtube made what is called suggestions

[CarlosIsDown]

Listen to the chicken!

[Steelmaneac]

A cookbook that cotains the recipes to all your favorite meals from your favorite restaurants? Yes, its true! Cook them all today! - youtube.com/watch?v=6ktnVmKZXO­o

[SharpEdgeSoda]

Once upon a midmorn dreary As I pondered with eyes quite bleary Over many curious volume of culinary lore On a latte I was sucking Yet suddenly there came a clucking As if some salesman were a-mucking Mucking bout my kitchen door. Tis a salesman, only this, nothing more And yet presently the noise repeated So I hollered no longer seated Beat it, pesky husker, mucking 'bout my kitchen door At my business Im now working So my chain youd best stop jerking

[SharpEdgeSoda]

Then, throwing wide the kitchen door I found a chicken, nothing more Lept back I then with a stutter As the phantom bird did with a flutter Mount the folk-art bust of Julia Child there upon my kitchen floor Perched and sat and nothing more Then the pallid poultry most perplexing Did set my meager mind to guessing "From whence did you come to perch upon the bust of Julia on my kitchen floor?" Quoth the chicken, "Fry some more"

[SharpEdgeSoda]

As certain as my heart is tickin' I'm certain that no living chicken Has ever clearly commanded a living cook before With an utterance so clear and shocking that even I could not ignore Quoth the chicken, "Fry some more" Then thought I, perhaps she's onto something For too long now I have been supping On feed incapable of nourishing my anguished soul Perhaps some truly good eats my hungry soul could restore Said the chicken, "Fry some more" Good Eats, that is.

[roy2k111]

where can i find that cover!?



[gr8fzy1]

Oh god, every episode is better than the last!

[PandaStoleMyBrother]

Alton Brown....Edgar Allan Poe.....my life is complete.

[cmalchik]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WIIIIINGS?

[khesed]

@cmalchik another episode, you twit.

[pandachick90]

Use a folded wet paper towel insted of that fancy shelve liner it works, and you can clean up with it!

[awindow2thesoul]

Whenever I feel like friend chicken (which is OFTEN!), I always remember this. A great bit of literature, modified for Alton's effect. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Fry some More!

[biddo97]

thumbs up if you frickin LOOOOOOVE the hat!

[ElChipotle200]

Fry some more! :)

[ElChipotle200]

Fry some more! :)

[sucktdeep]

part 2 is blocked in canada :(

[spoinklesprouts]

pretty awesome chicken butchering there, AB. i learned how to do it once but completely forgot--until now :]

[UnheraldedHero]

This dude is a pure pro..

[thrawndaala]

Rhythm and meter -- Lady Geraldine's Courtship -- By: Elizabeth Barrett Browning Talking raven -- Barnaby Rudge: A Tale of the Riots of Eighty -- By: Charles John Huffam Dickens -- 4 April 1840 -- 4 December 1841 ---- Master Humphrey's Clock The Philosophy of Composition -- By: Edgar Allan Poe -- April 1846 -- Graham's Magazine

[thrawndaala]

The Raven

-- By: Edgar Allan Poe

-- 29 January 1845

-- New York Evening Mirror

Symbol

-- Nevermore

-- Pallas Athena 1 month

[ArthurGanate]

LOL foul fowl...

[carpii]

Gotta say though, this is a great vid.

Interesting and very well produced.

The presenter has great knife skills, but a bit quirky and eccentric too. He's funny, I like it :-)

[carpii]

"Pan fried chicken, aside from being a completely different animal to deep fried chicken.."

Nope, they're both the same animal. Just chickens :-)

Dont argue, people, Im just teasing anyway

[dipdac]

@carpii

lol I'm with you, 'cept I think that was his point ;)

[crzykiltedepisco]

you know who likes fried chicken? black people. you know who else likes fried chcken? EVERY BODY

[thrawndaala]

The Raven

-- By: Edgar Allan Poe

-- 29 January 1845

-- New York Evening Mirror

Symbol

-- Nevermore

-- Pallas Athena

[Jedibron]

You can actually order free range birds pre cut online.

[NPonlamuangsri]

just made that chicken and i covered every detail.  it was goooooooooooooooood. ^_^

[xDark2Lightx]

can u sub anything for butter milk

[AndyTheSamurai]

You really can't. There's nothing that will get you the coating that buttermilk will get you. On the plus side, you can use buttermilk for a LOT of other things. It's incredibly useful for baking and mashed potatoes.

[alion06]

you can use milk or egg but it wont be as good

[MrKlaw11]

Do NOT use egg. The fat in the egg will attract fat from the frying oil and your chicken will be a greasy mess.

[alion06]

works fine with me then again i only pan-fry i never deep fry

[ghostbirdofprey]

Pro tip: You don't actually need to cut the breast meat off. Once everything else is gone, you can scrape the meat off of the bone with your fingers.

Just run your index finger between the keel bone and the meat and it will come right off, no worries about mangling the meat with your knife.

[shollia]

Lol I just tryed that and I still messed the meat all up :P Oh well... not gonna effect the flavor so no worried :D

[ghostbirdofprey]

heh, first time I tried to bone a chicken all i got was chicken nuggets

[Revrant]

Bleh, why is this video so laggy and stuttery? Tried it on four computers, same thing every time.

[kiminokami]

Whatever the problem was, it is gone now. The vid works fine.

[Revrant]

Nope, still stuttering and jerking for me, probably an upload problem given I haven't had any problems with any other videos.

[kiminokami]

Really? It works on my computer.

[Revrant]

It's not a matter of working, it's a matter of it being slow and stuttery.

[punchingpower]

Where's Fry Hard 3? What happened after the chicken being marinated in the buttermilk?

[devastaticon]

are you dyslexic

[flickeries]

Chef/Paleantologist, anyone up for a bucket of dinosaur wings?

[moonlitepathbath]

I love the dino-cam

[Correographed4x]

"The Raven" (or in this case, "The Chicken") ahaha brilliant

[trumbachd1]

Reminds me of the Voice-Over in the

"Casserole Over". episode.

[degen83]

@Correographed4x

Yeah I loved that part

[trollshamanpwnage]

fry some more

[Spudkuddler]

Hush!, foul fowl!!

[trollshamanpwnage]

Kay, sorry...

=P

[googoogachoob]

fry some more

[Bruceskyy]

alton is great, hes improved my cooking skills tenfold!

[DBroncoz]

I wish he had an episode about how to make stock.

[squeeksquad]

he does. just look for it, i forgot exactly what its called tho =/

[treaps]

TAKE STOCK!

[guitareuro]

woa! look at 5:49...it funny

[hulagun]

do you see what i see?.. :) i had the same twisted thought, lol

[ebwarg]

I notice he has his John Steed bowler hat hanging outside the dinosaur closet.

[whitefire64]

the opening is amazing

[RSJoeyMojoJojo]

5:49...take a good look at it...

[xeryph]

Oh god... I didn't even notice anything raunchy about that until you pointed it out lol

[jeremimi]

why is the video so laggy

[howtouseim]

its old durrr

[waverleylaurier]

I've been looking for videos on how to break down chickens on YouTube, and I think this is the best one!

[xximanoobxx]

Edgar Allan Poe The Raven lol......

Nevermore...

[Cher298262]

wats the chicken saying? it sounds like "Buy some more" to me but i cant tell

[EleelethDos]

"Fry some more."

[Cher298262]

kool. thanks

[akmv1]

I really hate some of the skits in good eats but i love everything else

[TheJuggaler]

He should have fried the wings.

[nemo1620]

At 1:05 you can see Alton holding the book "On Food and Cooking" by Harold McGee. This book on the science behind cooking is the basis of "Good Eats".

[MrKlaw11]

He uses lots of reference materials. What Einstein Told His Cook is another great book on science/cooking.

[kiminokami]

I agree. Great book.

[Book7BrokeMyBrain]

"Pesky husker" "... so my chain you'd best stop JERKING!"

Oh, I think I love him.... *sigh*

[narutogirl05]

amazing....i never knew there was another alton brown fan like me *sigh*isn't he such a poet?

[Book7BrokeMyBrain]

narutogirl105: I suspect there are lots of AB nerds out there who fall for his Thomas-Dolby-wannabe hairstyle, his geeky movie and TV references, his out-there perfectionist ways of cooking even simple things, and his refreshingly snarky personality. There are damned few people left on the Food Network that I want to watch, much less who are able to teach me anything. He is hardly a perfect person, but I enjoy that. So, yes, I love him. I hug his clever brain, and envy his wife,kids and friends.

[rayandkerri]

I wonder why he doesn't use the wings..I love fried chicken wings. When I make them at work I have people fight to have them. It's white meat. And delicious..

[grahambcp]

He was saving them for a whole other episode. One of the more recent ones where he makes hot wings.

[Djmoyd1055]

And also....god I love saying this

GOD EATS

[lastnameless]

The question is, then, WHAT does God eat and where can I get some?

[Djmoyd1055]

Typo

*Good eats

But I'm pretty sure he eats ^^

[roetemeteor]

Watch the video for further information. : p

[sidefxdj]

dude i fuvking hate like the hat bullshit his audio is always off

[poker720]

Tipshiny go fuck yourself u porno add slut i hope you get in a car wreck FUCK YOU tpshinyh986

[daveb1034]

E.A. Poe is frying chicken in his grave.

[Nukatom]

Love Edgar Allen Poe... Alton's imitation made me grin.

[RockonDude92]

go die you fuck!!!HAHAHAHA

[RockonDude92]

Go die asshole and stop advertising your porno horseshit all over the place.I'm gonna go watch some Cannnibal Corpse Now. Hammer Smashed Face!

[TedThompsonRolled]

Fry some more!

[dgfoxstar]

dam straight why the fuk is he announcing he could fucking own cora

[bonafyde93]

yo alton brown is the livest chef ever...he shud fkin replace dat bitch cat cora on iron chef.

[ArtOfPhire]

I want to bare AB children.

[aznshrimp90]

rachael ray sucks at cooking

[gameshowguy2000]

How can you say that?

[psycho1123]

i love "the raven" reference in the begining, that made me laugh like nothing else. "bust of julia child" haha

[hayama317]

AnimeGirlsUSA, please, grow up.

[xxholydrgnxx]

i understood what he said as a food joke...

[uncleluck]

AB is talented, learned more from this guy than any other cooking Guru. Good Eats!

[Claymann71]

Although some of his recipes are the best of their field (apple slow-cooker porkchops were amazing) I still go to other shows for specialized recipes but for Ground-Zero-Basics I always turn to Good Eats. :)

---- Like the hat?

[Claymann71]

Agreed. I've learned more from this single show then every other cooking show on Foodnetwork. Good Eats doesn't just show you that ingredients go together in such a way they bring more flavor then others--but WHY they go together! To better explain: He shows the reason they work, not just that they work as other shows do.

[kaizer250]

Now you can make a wish with yourself!

[aowarashi]

wait... "a good balance of taste and flavor"? taste and flavor aren't the same...?

[ebwarg]

Well, you'd need a food scientist to explain it, but I'm not a food scientist. Fortunately...

[Looks around]

Damn! It always works when Alton does it!

[moses132049]

nutritional anthropologist!!!

[lupinswitch99]

I love good eats, it is one of my faves because of the science behind the foods as well, I dont eat meat, at all but it is still intersting to watch

45 days

[aznshrimp90]

u mustv loved his tofu episode

stay tough not eating meat

i love ur courage

[lupinswitch99]

Yeah i did it was intersting lmao, thanks though for the vote of confadence meens a lot lol.

[jsbachman02]

I like Alton Brown...but not in that way. It's just cool that a man knows how to cook and knows the science behind it. Plus he's got a very dry wit.

Quoth the chicken, "Fry some more!"

[Mario626]

oh sweet! Thats my favorite intro spoof yet of Good Eats!...I love "The Raven" by Poe!...great rendition and good eats twist Alton!!!

[ConstructionMadness]

hahahhaha alton cranks me up every single time

[captsnuffy]

His knives and his skills are much sharper than mine.

[shufk77]

he isnt even that great... lol he isnt a chef.. just a cook with a degree in sciences

[JamRunner]

his first profession was in the drama/cinema field, He later enrolled and graduated from culinary school, so he does have the knowlegde to cook. Although he isn't the best chef there is, you also can't deny that he is a chef.

[mauserman3]

Rachel Ray is the one with no training

[gameshowguy2000]

How can you say that?

[mauserman3]

She never went to any culinary school

[MahBoi3579]

I swear I thought that chicken said cry some more the first time lol.

[ThInTrM]

MahBoi3579: ... Now whenever I see this video, I keep imagining the chicken plushie with the Heavy's head from Team Fortress 2, and saying "CRY SOME MOOOOORE!" in the Heavy's voice.

[MrNgMichael]

lol

[gamemeister27]

@ThInTrM Alton Brown's class would break down the heavy into conveniently fry-able quarters.

[dsm4gsus]

Alton got a new truck!