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  • This is way better than the orginal.

  • you smell like peanuts......LOL

  • You forgot "Don't touch that squirrel's nuts!"

  • Anyone wondered what House Willy Wonka would be in if he went to Hogwarts? :)

  • @littleignisfatuus Uh...Slytherin or Gryffindor.

  • Let it be noted that there were only 2:43 'funniest moments' in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"

  • This is one my favorite Johnny Depp movies.

  • you smell like penis

  • 2:00 TUMBLR!

  • You stole fizzy lifting drinks

  • i wish we could hear what grandpa george was saying when he was yelling at the tv.

  • Jhonny Depp is an amazing actor! Just think of all the different roles he's pulled off! :D

  • idk why, but the ompa loompa dancing at 1:04 cracks me up, lol

  • 1:25 fucking epic

  • Michael Jackson and the Rape Factory.

  • @girlmeetsparis96 Did he hate the old version or the new version?

  • You smell like Peanuts..(End of the Video) xD

  • Gene Wilder is still the best Willy Wonka but this movie just took the idea in a different direction. Not bad but just odd. I prefer the light-hearted one and I'm a sucker for musicals :)

  • @PinkGloom Posible. but Roald Dahl HATED that version..

  • @Leafster321 you mean johnny Depp?

  • old granny.........you smell like Peanuts.....

    willy wonka.... *thinking...what the-*

  • 2:13  this is m nightmare....o.o

  • i missed gene wilder and the fizzy lifting drink plotline, much as loved the remake

  • i love the guy that plays willy wonka. *girl hugs wonka* willy: *gasps* girl: i'm violet bow regard wonka: oh. i dont care. ROFL

  • You smell like Penus

  • 1:23 Best part

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  • (supenseful music)

    W.W. : i tried it on like 20 oompas loompas and each one ended up as a blueberry. Just wierd.

    thumbs up if you think thats funny

  • Can you believe it? He was 45 years old when he did this movie, 45! He looks 20 in this movie! Isn't that crazy?

  • omg, i love the elvator parts. johnny depp can be so hilarious!

  • @foralldisneyfans lol when he said he got transported he looked like michael j.

  • Freddie Highmore was so adorable :)

  • 2:39 so funny

  • 0:29 That girl is so so lucky... D:

  • Like this if u make up ur own words when that old man is cussin!

  • people actuley fell for those pitiful excuses for top comments? youtube,i am dissapoint ಠ_ಠ

  • haha i break out in laughter when ever he hits the glass elevator xD maybe he shouldve painted a big target right where his face smacks the glass haha xD

  • i always thought that michael jackson would be a better willy wonka than johnny depp.

  • I love how he says 'ahan'

  • 1:01 that look is so freaking hot!!

  • i think the way he says ewww is so cute 1:22

  • Every scene was a bit funny and made me giggle, but then the last scene came, and I laughed as HELL XD

  • I've tried it on like twenty oompaloompas :D

  • i think willy wonka is a gay child molester...um...oops?

  • @PeanutsAvatar96

    Only in this version. He honestly plays this the way Michael Jackson would

  • @PeanutsAvatar96 I think your a big prick that sucks tiny cocks....oops :3

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  • But that,dear children,is called canabilism,wich is frown upon in most society:D

    That's panted on my door:)

  • It's incredible how in all his movies, Johnny Depp is an other character !! For me. Johnny Depp isn't Jack Sparrow. No. In each movie, I totally forget the other character from the previous movie.

  • cannibalism is frowned upon? says the man who worked with a woman who put people in her meat pies

  • @xcgirl105 hahahaha! i totally agree! XD

  • @xcgirl105 heheXD.....i know that's called cannibalism!

  • @xcgirl105 lmao :D

  • @xcgirl105 What movie was that?

  • @cliftongirl1022 Sweeney Todd

  • orijinal is much better

  • i love how wonka says eatable!

    my school did this play we turned violet into a blueberry infront of everyone it was so cool!

  • Mr wonka I'm violet beauregarde :P

    ohh..i dont care :/

  • Lol love love love his faces!

  • you smell like penis. LOL!

  • everyone thing in this room is eatable,even i am eatable,but that children is called cannibalism and it frowned upon in most societies

  • Gonna turn one of those keebler elves into a slave.....don't judge me. Willie Wonka did it.

  • 1:27 hahahahah

  • @footytop me too!

  • kind of reminds me of michael jackson

  • @footytop you're right me too,but i don't know why?

  • @footytop Michael even had a photoshot in style of Willy Wonka.

  • 1:01

    Johnny's rape face

  • I love Johnny Depp's weirdness x3

  • They should have cast michael jackson in dis movie before he died! :)

  • thats hilarous! XD!

  • I heard that Adam Sandler was one of the actors for wonka, though it may sound stupid I could actually see something like that:

    Charlie: Candy doesn't have to have a point, that's what makes it Candy

    Mike Teevee: That's Stupid.

    Sandler Wonka: Ha ha ha ha ha...SHUT UP!!!

  • : |

  • omg it's..... BEALLATRIX

    

  • I can't help imitate his, "Uh-huh!" every time I say yes.

  • Ow. Poor elevator.

  • I love this movie!!!! It's fucking amazing. Johnny Depp did such an awesome job! Love all Tim Burton movies :3

  • At the end she says "you smell like peanuts" and he says "you smell like old people and soap!"

  • They should've made this movie in 3D big time, especially Wonka running into the elevator scenes, funny. You must play from time index 1:24 over again to see Johnny Depp say 'hello' to a turkey.

  • I freaking love Johnny Depp . *_*

  • The 8 people who didn't like this were eaten in that room...

  • omg is his mom bellatrix from harry potter??? :0

  • @anna3268 jepp :)

  • @anna3268 Yep. Helena Bonham (spelling?) Carter.

  • MUMBLER!

  • Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

    Thumbs up, if that is your favorite quote from this movie too!

  • Chewing Gum Is Really Gross, Chewing Gum I Hate The Most. MUMBLER!

  • GOOD MORNING STARSHINE! THE EARTH SAYS HELLO!

  • dear johnny depp:youre an AMAZZING ACTOR...you make the world go around....i find you incredibly attractive...i love you.....and YOU REMADE THIS MOVIE A GAGILION TIMES BETTER! AND UHM YEA I AM ANTICIPATING YOU IN THE RUM DIARY....IN 91 DAYS^_^

  • "i like grapes" ^_^

  • lmao the way he looked at that guy after talking about eatting people 0:55

  • I LOVE JOHNNY DEPP<3

    such an inspiring actor(:

  • 2:03 und 2:31 my fav scenes. lmfao! :D

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  • they make me wnt chocolate

  • amo o johnny depp <3

  • wait,wait,wait isnt charlies mom bellatrix lestrange?

  • @werewolf873 Yep. It's Helena Bonham Carter, Tim Burton's partner.

  • @werewolf873 and the father is (i thought) lara croft's brother in the movie :D

  • @werewolf873 yep and Mrs. Lovett from Sweeney Todd, and Emily from Corpse Bride ;)

  • @werewolf873 Yes.

  • So... this movie is about Johnny Depp and his chocolate factory, not about Willy Wonka and his chocolate factory... but johnny is still cool.

  • ITS AGOOD THING YOUR GOING TO A CHOCOLATE FACTORY YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE ****************

  • 2:32 Poor Johnny,... Too much harm for too beautiful face....

  • He's the guy !

  • Johnny Depp is such a talented man, from characters like Jack Sparrow, Edward Sissor hands, Cry-baby, to Sweeney Todd and all his other characters they each have a uniquness about them. I love this movie its so funny. Johnny did a good job with just being weird and hyper

  • i love johnny depp <3

  • ohhhh i love this movie...

  • you smell like peanuts!!!!! lol

  • Depp played one hell of a creepy Wonka. Well done.

  • i died  its delious

  • 2:14 "Yeah!" *Crazy laugh*

    LOL

  • WOOT, WOOT!!! Johnny Depp rules! And I live not to far from his hometown of Owensboro, Ky!!!

  • Johnny Depp is a frickin LEGEND! you gotta love him! xxx

  • Good Morning Starshine, The Earth Says Hellooo!!!

  • @RosesareAllie LMAO, that's one of my favorite parts in the movie, the "introduction" and then he's not in the throne. And Veruca saying, "Well shouldn't you be up there?" and he's like, "Well I couldn't see the show from up there, now I could I?"

  • 1:15 ... anyone else thinks he sounds just like Tom Cruise?

  • Even I am eatable, But that is called cannibalism. lol 

  • This was such a terrible adaptation of the original.

  • Oh... I don't care.

    LOLOLOLOLOL

  • that willy wonka kinda scares me... a lot haha:(

  • 0:36 Violet look so BEAUTIFUL and ADORABLE!!!

  • @Willagui I'd bang her.

  • @triAceFanboy The F***?You a Pedophile?

  • "EUGHWW" lol!

  • he looks like steven tyler lol

  • did they purposely tried to make him look like michael jackson?

  • I like the augustus gloop bit classic

  • i do not laugh at all

  • " ... but that is called cannibalism children ... " LOL best part to me

  • lol doesn't even sound like Johnny, wat a great actor :)

  • The only thing I liked about this movie were the times Johnny Depp brained himself on that glass elevator.

  • @Dewdropmon

    Come on.. But yeah, great part :)

  • Johnny Depp is such an amazing actor...

  • @siridavidsen lmao

  • I would laugh like an idiot every time he smashed into the glass elevator.

    XDDDD

  • granny looks like she's snortin crack, but chocolate xD

    and dragonfliesx? lol <333

    i love johnny's face loll

  • Thank U so much I was watching this last nite and ROTFL OMG this was so funny.

  • Lol he said my names Willie Wankaa"

  • @trinygowildlolz I think he says bastard.

  • does he seriosly say eatible?

  • 0:03 granma got high

  • AHAHAH XD click a lot of times in 9 XD he looks like a little bunny ^^

  • You forgot...

    "Well...beatniks for one, folk singers, and motorbike riders. Y'know! All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats!...It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!"

    XD

  • and that is called cannibalisim my dear children and it is frowned apon in most societies.

  • @PringlePan yet he eats people in sweeney tod

  • I love Johnny Depp

  • lulululu!!!!!!!! lol

  • 1:22 funniest shit ever

  • YOU SMELL LIKE PENUS !!!

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  • He sounds like Michael Jackson in this movie.

  • i saw this movie in the movies with my cousins in Ireland when i was visiting them. After we saw it my cousin's said they disliked the movie, songs, acting, etc.

  • if you pause at 2:32 exactly when he hit the ?? (haven't seen the movie :o) he looks like MJ xD

  • @Frazzel33t He bumbed into the glasss evelvater

  • 2:32 lmfao

  • See there's a difference between "funny" and "fucking scary"

  • Funniest parts? There are no funny parts...

    (gene wilder PWNS! johnny depp FAILS!)

  • @MiyazakiKnight IF you don't like Johnny Depp, then stop looking up his videos and giving him bad reviews!

  • @trinygowildlolz yay lol :D

  • "you smell like old people.. and soap"

    WALKED INTO THE GLASS ELEVATOR TWICE?

    he's awesome! it's glass P: -seethrough

  • mmm mint grass, choc mud, melted choc, blueberry flavoured chewis, but most iressistible wud be WILLY WONKAA

  • @trinygowildlolz I know, just saying! lol

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  • Keep pressing 0 on the video its SO funny :p

  • Willy's Wonka or Wonka's Willy

  • you smell like penis

  • "Even I am eatable, but that's called canibalism, my dear children..."