That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!

[KongofPip]

is red the only colour they make it in?

[sebbyjuice]

but will it blend?

[DopeBass]

buddy probably got made fun of with his free-with-a-hunting-magazine knife, so he found this badboy to be better than the rest.

but he just failed.

[tigerwar6]

how is that suppose to fit in ones pocket

[Tmead120]

@tigerwar6

Isent it obvious? It isent!

[tigerwar6]

@Tmead120 no no not at all

[yahyak12345]

so was it made in china

[aw3t464747]

Two top comments are really good :)

[Navlek79]

that's pocket knife

[RhinoNugget]

glue multiple ones together

[OtherRealmer]

They even come with nuclear missiles, just in case.

[coggy5]

whats the point of that?

[mrhsfm]

if only it had a dildo...

[bisk1407]

@mrhsfm it is a dildo

[zacthebold]

What company makes it? How much does it cost? I bet a shitload.

[Super123abcify]

@zacthebold i think swiss gear .1000$

[SavageInsight]

That thing is ReAl??? I've seen pictures of that monster for years and thought it was a photoshop gag

[bluesk8erboi]

is that thing even usable?

[thatguyismad625]

so uh where's the knife?

[HugeMojo]

useful pocket knife, if it would actually fit.

[88Kamikaze69]

I figure if they made this thing with interlocking parts that could be taken apart into normal size victorinox knives this might have a function but as it stands it's just a rather expensive and nifty paperweigth.

Mind you, if I had the money to waste and space to maintain a collection I'd still probably buy it XD

[demover7]

so i pull this out when i want to file my nails?

[RollerBall21007]

MACGYVER NEEDS ONE!

[werandomnize]

@RollerBall21007 McGyver MAKES this.

[RollerBall21007]

@werandomnize damn ofc, what was i thinking

[EchoSixHitman]

Open ALL the things!!!

[treeheammmmmmm]

now how are you going to put that in ur pocket

[HesGoneNuts]

But will it blend...

[fenrirgg]

This is so impractical xD

It would be better if the tools could separate from the "knife".

[BoristheDragon]

But will it blend?

[Isaoda10]

It doesn't come with a cupholder

and it's not butter

[death4hiro]

Most impractical thing on earth.... other than the condoms

[TomBzhPowaa]

that wont fit in my pocket

[lordskyzar]

That's a fucking robot

[sssammy6]

jizz in my pants

[fiercdeity3]

thats not a knife thats a hand held inspector gadget...DUH!

[VINCENTEDURON]

But will it blend?

[DeathRow200]

it's called swiss army giant knife 2007

[Danzilla1996]

It's so awesome, you can't even use it properly anymore... awesome but impractical, much?

[Intronetz]

I thought it was called a POCKET knife?

[xxDaNextBallaxx]

really?

[DJ5K4N3]

bet its made in japan

[JfabsatMcTX]

serious overkill

[ShadowAssassin887]

IT'S NOT EVEN A POCKET KNIFE ANYMORE

[GuyTatt]

if this dose not have a toothpick it's crap!

[TheGothica1313]

overkill? What is that?

[NumptyBoy96]

Might as well put i gun on it :/ (not sure if it already has one)

[pukeylukey1994]

yeh but you would need two hands to use it

[Chinese0Chicken]

Peter: This is also a knife.

You: Oh. *Leaves*

Peter: I wanna see more of him, and then suddenly none of him.

Forever.

[R4MMV8SRT10]

@Chinese0Chicken i saw that episode last night love it

[hornstra1]

They come with a build in compass so you can find the knife. It's between the ladder and the flamethrower on the other side of the chessboard and the paper basket.

As soon as you get to pop the knife out, you forgat why you needed it for. This is where the siren and the voicerecorder come in. Also, there's a handy tool attached next to the sledgehammer, I think it's a 68-VW Van.

In the Van, there's a spare Swiss knife. There you are.

[DarKDEViLQ80]

that was a knife. this is knifes !

[imightbeonfire]

but will it blend?



[imakazi]

I guess that it could fit in your pocket... You'd have to have a damn big pocket though..

[zombiekiller50001]

try to put that in your pocket

[XxmaxOimpxX]

And were is the actuel knife?

[Exzesion]

And here at tool#56098, we have the main source of what really came of this product, the actual swiss army knife.

[LorxZorox]

but will it blend??

[NJDevilTactical]

Nice Pocket Carry

[Th3Jerk]

thats not even alot of stuff

[Mrmasonish]

arent they ment to pit in your pocke

[u2bowned]

i bet it doesnt tell time!!!!

[ryanrox17]

swiss army knife, it has everything you could ever want......except a knife

[theaugsom3]

it costs $1,400

[Guirckler]

HO MY GOD... IT MUST HAVE MP3, FACEBOOK AND TWITTER

[monrox2000]

@Guirckler you forgot haird dryer, bottle opener, dog whistle, pre-recorded "cat caller", pencil, pen, umbrealla, universal T.V. remote, laser pointer, flash light, fleshlight, letter opener, scissors, Nintendo Wii, Rick Astley, Spiderman, a llama, a porcupine, and a cactus.

[lcmorgan1221]

Does it come with a sybian?

[15951Thomas15951]

you cant really use that?

[TheTornadoProduction]

Open EVERYTHING, throw at someone

[AjiraKimberly]

one word: AWESOME!

[Wyndstarthedruid]

thats not a knife, thats a gigantic waste of quality tools.

[MrPoppify]

Thats Not a knife, Thats Everything but a knife!

[JovanKlovan]

WTF?!



[avgas115]

Does it make it trough airport security ?

[MixmasterWright]

Detective Gagdet on the go

[ealtamira]

si señor, eso es una navaja y lo demas son mariconadas

[asolt25]

thats not a knife thats a tool box

[darkxaur]

Doubles up as a lethal weapon; you can just club people to death with it.

[VlamStalker]

Wrong. That's a knife with some other tools with it.

[TheGothica1313]

overkill much?

[MessiahComing]

What would the practical use of that thing be? Oh wait!

[flamingpheonix5000]

dang, that is a knife

[dohnty]

i found one of these FOR SALE !!!!! the thing is $2299.00 hmmm should i "add to cart" lol

[worldwasted]

this thing is to big what will u ever use it for if u get lost in de woods fuck dat in stead of wastin pocket space use a cellphone get out all yo pradicurments

[sbchedder]

where the hell am i gunna put that lmao  bigass pocket clip

[ernis994]

WOW!

[MrIpodtouchey]

im not sure about this but i think you can be under 18 and own this!!! (as long as the blades are under 3 inches)

[Jimpiedepimpie]

Put it on a stick, survive the apocalypse.

Feel the powah of my light scissors screwdriver knife... etc. etc....

[overhool]

holy freaking hell!

[haloandworlverine]

what is the name of that multi tool

[SingleShell]

The inspector gadget of multitools....

[dodgingaces]

pfff a boyscouts pocket knife at BEST lol

[DoctorSargeMD]

SO MANY TOOLS!!!!!

[CyclopsDragon]

What is this I don't even.

[BottleOBoom]

in case your car breaks down and the Taliban are attacking and you need to build a shelter because raining!

[DrFlacutono]

I'd spend $1000 on that.

[it202020]

the question is: does it actuely contain a knife?

[ReachWonders]

Hmmm, I'll take this on an airplane :D

[ripazha1337]

You could beat someone to death with this it's so big....

[TheMismess]

well thats not going in my pocket. :P

[uzerofutube]

This is a bulky tool box.

[steel5692]

HOW DO YOU FIT THAT IN YOUR POCKET!!!

[Dltn97]

thats not a knife its a multitool

[WouterNed]

It's not a knife, it's a collectors item, no1 would take that "into the wild"

[muglecruzle]

i saw a condom dispenser

[lalablablaification]

@muglecruzle its for tampons

[SWEmanque]

Look at my knife, it has a built in mini gun!

[MinisterKGB]

this is so big it probably has its own map

[mininova123456789]

HOLY SH T

[TheHeadhunter00]

How the fuck are you supposed to put that in your pocket?

[TheKillerman97]

you don't need a knife you just throw that thing to your opponent and you knock him off!!!!

[Sindrio2]

Hmm, let's see, where was it... Aha, is this the one you needed?

[animation508]

is there a tension wrench?

[WataAtaCrackah]

I want one

[Pacu89]

this too, is a knife

[danrodrigu]

who the fuck needs all this shit

[MichaelDoakTV]

go go gadget

[StewartMiller101]

thats got more gadgets than a swiis army knife

[afrojew6969]

what the fuck. is it called the swiss brick? cus it should be

[MrFerretlover]

now i can build a car!!

[thinkulye]

thats not a knife thats a robot 0_o

[1f5sda]

Holy cow!

[yesmynameismy]

wait....wheres the planet distroyer tool?

[zachisawsumful]

I don't think that is practical

[mitchblahman]

i doubt you would need to ever use all of those things even within a month

[851852093114208513]

"You call that a knife? THIS is a knife."

"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."

"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before!"

Bart Simpson and some Autralian Dude in a Bar - Bart Vs. Australia.

[familydinner1]

@851852093114208513 I respect that you named your source. :)

[Pokeman119]

Survivor man has to find himself one of these. I'm sure there's a micro fridge in there somewhere

[kryptikkk777]

where is the attached shotgun?

[spwash1000]

this is the dumbest thing ive ever seen

[jomunga]

"Oh no! An angry mountain lion!"

"Don't worry, I got my trusty Swiss army knife. Just let me get it out here...errp...hyug..ah..there.­.. now which of these doodads was the large cat repelling knife? Ahh this? No wait that's the bottle opener...maybe this...no thats the large dog repelling knife? Maybeeee...Ah ha!"

News article headline: Man fiddles with ridiculous knife while friend mauled to death by puma.

[xXShowGastXx]

no way that thing is huge how much did it cost

[lonewolf141gsebling]

@xXShowGastXx they cost 1400

[kirainfinity01]

looks like its every thing but a knife

[Normallist]

This is the must have item of toughguy. It's you.

[ImTooSecretive]

Does that fit in my pocket?

[XxGeowxX]

thats not a knife is a compact tool box.

[ltschriscrucker]

that's just ugly.

[IvanBBrownh]

humso are there actually some nice guys who wanna chat with mi

[deadcoww]

So, is there a knife? :D

[Dukk96]

i would never buy that .........

[MakingVideosIsFun]

The sharp tools (knives, can opener, etc.) aren't even sharpened on this knife they're just all dull. You cant even use it if you wanted to.

[pooinyourass]

this is the wegner giant. price tag of 1400$ US

[sean1251996]

not much point in a knife this big

[nickdigg5]

The perfect EDC knife, fits in the pocket well!

[mrloberflob]

do all come up or are some fake? if there all knifes

:o

[soopasnowman]

not all ar knives, but they all come up

[Casper48022]

This is what happend when meth found its way to Switzerland..

[spudnick3490]

More like 87 tools and one function

[djwigsta2k8]

it doesnt have a bottle opener

[rangeeffect]

Agreed

[FokkerBoombass]

@djwigsta2k8 it does

[SanVikingTRAX]

87 tools

141 functions

[marioman6696]

u could do som major zombie killin with that thing... if only its in left 4 dead 2

[MastermewtwoALPHA]

There must be, like, over 9000 tools on that thing...

[marioman6696]

WHAT 9000?!?!

[SHUNT311]

Man i should spen 1200 on that insted of getting a new ar15

[macallyworship]

quite impressive, useless and a waste of money, but impressive...

[Random4real]

hm... but wheres the actual "knife" in that thing? still awesome though xD

[marlayeli]

QUE BUENO? Y CUANDO LO NECESITAS NO SABES DONDE ESTA QUE HACES JAJAA

que vendra  con detector de metales

[J4cet]

It's a special edition collectors knife, produced to celebrate 100 years of technological innovation. It's more of a unique display piece than a functional item.

[noeyedeer2jk89sx]

@J4cet

It comes with the collector's edition swiss-manpurse to carry it in!

[DJJimCowley]

@J4cet

Realy???? i would of never thought that :) it looks like it would be a good everyday carry :)

[J4cet]

@DJJimCowley Yeah, I have a habit of stating the obvious.

[2facedninja]

FUCKIN' BADASS...i want one.

[guirlache]

LOOOOOLLL

[wwwjbcitycom]

Come on, imagine having that in your pocket.. might as well as carry a brink. It is very resourceful though.

[YoungNick98]

that thing is real, you can get it on ebay, to big though, i mean, that giant thing for 1,2something bucks, if you were in the army, how the hell are you supposed to hide that shit, lol

[TheOriginalSourBanan]

if ever someone attaxck him he wont pull out the blade hell just chuck the thing (it a brick) lol

[dawson546]

wow thats so small an convenient i will take it everywhere -.-

[L0RDSHE0GORATH]

Lmfao its a knife Samdwich

[coryboy345]

What a joke, what happened to the plain old fashion Swiss army knife. That thing is an abomination.

[pbo96]

that is why its called "The Giant" i found it on a store it was like $1450 i think

[sk8ingonfire]

lol, koooooooool

[ketchupisevil]

How do you close that thing?

[generalcircle]

Macgyver would be proud.

[Roger1379]

Now to find a belt holster for it :D

[siegfriedq]

useless shit...

[koolaidmanOHYEAHHH]

haha, I saw one of these in a shop window when I was in switzerland