Titus - NASCAR - 1/3

[shurdi3]

Ken: You drink you get laid and you die

and not even one award

[IETCHX69]

why is it some idiot has got to type in a line or 2 of dialgouge every fkn time? its retarded and annoying...

[cegaro3ify]

maybe she can tent ur house and spray for skanks

[Sooksawaspakdee961]

Who played hes girlfriend??? she has a great ass and nice pair of jugs.

[angelkitten5679012]

@Sooksawaspakdee961 Cynthia Watros.

[crashcloud]

here ill show u here hold my beer lol

[Applemask]

I love that little kid who played Li'l Titus. Probably about 20 by now.

[chadwicks733]

Titus Rules!!

[glorifieddraftsman]

"Raisins are just cancerous grapes"!!!

[Pezjulo]

I love Papa's wisdom...

"U drink...U get laid...and u die" LOL

[streetkleena]

Oh thats going on the Headstone roflmao

[deathdusk100]

i dont know if ican take 3000 miles of WUSSY!

[9reasy5am]

6min 50sec: everything nobody should do when pulled over except say except "I apologize, my fuzzbuster's broken."

[Tatsumi67]

maybe she came to our planet to see if theres life in my pants lol

[nilquiddity]

WE GOTTA BRING IT BACK!

[dork74]

One of the best examples on why FOX has no idea what they are doing !

THIS SHOW WAS AWESOME !

[Jrocka7x]

"Maybe she came to ou planet to see if there's life in my pants" hahaha

[tacoonthereaper]

That sounds like something one of my friends would say. he already made the phrase "there's a pep rally in my pants!".

[PeterBluth]

The line "Booty! Hmm, hmm." reminds me so much of my dad.

[ZombieBrainsDev]

I love the look on Stacey's face at 1:33 lol

[TWEC21]

First time Titus ever mentioned his sister in his show

[SaintOfFires]

"Ya drink, ya get laid, and ya die" LMFAO

[PeterBluth]

"That is going on the tombstone!"

[Willtodd1990]

"126 No way, this ol' gal shimmy's at 95. Here I'll show ya hold my beer."

TAKES OFF HAULIN ASS.

DADD!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! XD

[Windofchaos24]

"Come Dad its 1 a.m. she's either a Werewolf or an Alien" xDD

[boblikescars]

your the one with the terminal rasins

[kidamerica06]

LOL life in my pants!

[BigTerio1]

fox sucks! this show rocks!

[TheCriticFromSouth]

- Dad... look, before the raisins run its course, isn't there some piece of wisdom that you want to share with me?

- Well... you drink, you get laid and you die.

Great senior advice!

[jamespic]

Titus Looks Like Clint Bowyer!!!!!

[mustard25]

maybe she came to our planet to see if theres life in my pants

God bless ken titus

[QueenQeeko]

"Who's drivin', me or you?"

That made me fall out of my chair, it was so funny.

[sculze]

this should so be back up on air

[BlueKnux0]

"You're not dying?"

"No."

"DAMMIT!"

"You're not dying?"

"No!"

"Crap!"

LMFAO Oh Titus. Why was your greatness cancelled?

[Amlure]

network wanted to break him an erin up in the show and since that never happened in real life he refused to do it.

[QueenQeeko]

And then he got divorced. :(

[aaronzack14]

@BlueKnux0 because people are to up tight any more to take jokes

[NecroKingFaust]

this was a great show

too bad Fox canceled it

[SSJ4Yujiro]

COME ON! We should All petiton this series back on air.

[deadisdead87]

Yes, fox should of never taken it off the air, they did the same thig with faimly and they got that crap back in so why not titus? Damn I miss this show

[All4Science]

Erin said bone cancer like it was falling out of her mouth

[agretz]

i miss this show, should of never been taken off the air

[runescap7462]

love this series :D

[Nick7nick]

Come to think of it...raisins ARE like cancerous grapes.

[sypher5000]

titus is awsome but i can only find like 5 episodes on youtube, if ya can put on some more plz

[bubblegum1366]

someone named 0na5200 is uploading the whole series.

[DarkShadow144]

I wish they never canceled this its awsome

[Snowstorm2378]

xD I LOVE THIS!!

[eddwould]

you can order it on dvd at Titus's web site (but I.D.K. what it's called i think it's his name)

[avoserisk]

is this out on dvd??

[destinationzer0]

YES THANK YOU!!!!

love the series!!