2012 Immortality Elixir Smoothie

[PETERARNOLD68]

Ha, ha, you guys really rock, this is jing. Have the best sunday ever....! :-) LMAO

[kronier]

Ha ha, I liked the rambutan, I mean spiny sea apple. The gold was a nice touch too, I could even feel the power just watching.

[StaciMarie333]

LOL! Great stuff guys.

[jammatoonarmy]

"it wants to mate with you!" ahahahah i love it! :) brillant. just brillant! :D

[caitlinefield]

i watch this every time i have a silly disagreement with someone and it always makes me feel better :) thanks josh :P

[TheGoddessV]

I meant made. :))

[RawFoodFreedom]

@TheGoddessV too jing for good spellign and grammer!

[4me786]

@RawFoodFreedom haha to funny!! how r u 2 not cracking up tho whole time? lmfao

[TheGoddessV]

You guys are awesome! laughed so hard it maybe me cry.It was so jing!!!

[AstralxAnima]

this is Jing

[jgg047]

"You've been killing yourself with fruit smoothies, it's time to pay for health." Truer words were never spoken.

[anditgoes]

hilarious!!



[fredhassen]

Is there a money back guarantee if we don't live for 400 years, and only get 350 out of it instead??? :-)

[RawFoodFreedom]

@fredhassen Absolutely. Just call our warehouse after the time of death and we'll be happy to refund the unused portion of your purchase.

[MrTorachanau]

you guys do a really good wolfe send up. much better than durianrider. haha 27 chakras. i can feel the power from it. i love it. oh even better it comes from space and wants to mate with you. immortality. best night forever. it just keeps getting better. love the way the girl like does those hand movements.

[awsevenn]

this video is a joke...he keeps repeating what you say....this looks like a skit from SNL..saturday night live!!!...he is annoying

[frimmin]

ROTFLMAO!

[hermelin12]

the god of carbohydrates LOOL omg

[thefictionxwelive]

Super funny. :)

I'm concerned for those who thought this was real, though...

[LloydChristmas777]

I had no idea you two are associated. I bet the fruit-based make-up came from Josh.

[15hmael]

Those tonic mushrooms look like good jing modulator flippers,but do they really let the dude get into the seat?

[zolawilliams1]

Hey guys... I"m not trying to be mean... or rude... but is this is a joke? I consider myself a pretty knowledgeable person when it comes to health and wellness... but blubber? The thing about Reiki? Hallucinogenic mushrooms? I'm so confused.

[RawFoodFreedom]

@zolawilliams1 you got punked! :)

[sabatheus]

lol You guys are silly! What if I don't want the Ormus coming down and mating with me?

[RawFoodFreedom]

@sabatheus Wear a condom!

[yahosna40x]

THIS IS GREAT!!! SEND IT TO DAVID WOLFE PLEASE.....SUPERFOODS ARE BULLSHIT!!!! EAT RIPE RAW ORGANC FRUIT AND VEGGIES FOR TRUE HEALTH! ef WOLFE, VITALIS, ETC.........

[jewelzinthelotus]

dolphin blubber?

[TheLivingfood]

you two are awesomeness. This was great.lol

[TheSuitIsNOTBlack]

Josh, you're like 4 feet taller than Megan...is she epically short or are you epically tall??

[RawFoodFreedom]

@TheSuitIsNOTBlack I'm epically tall. It's all in the elixir.

[TheSuitIsNOTBlack]

You two have such great chemistry together! I almost want to buy the non-existant product you're promoting!

[followingbreadcrumbs]

is this gonna shoot me to the moon?? this was hilarious

[chunfu2]

you'll live for only 70 years!

[RawFoodFreedom]

@chunfu2 How dare you! I challenge you to an immortality duel!

[chunfu2]

@RawFoodFreedom HEY i know why you make this video!! YOU ONLY USE STUPID,PLAIN,COMMON FOODS TO BE said as SUPERFOODS!!THat water was plain tap water!!

[hermelin12]

@RawFoodFreedom *immortality duel* xD hue hue too funny^^ har har

[candyazz28]

lol I love you guys. A sense of humor is the best thing. I'm an atheist as well as a raw food person. I'm not against anyone that is spiritual and religious but I get sick of the overly spiritual and religious stuff of a lot of these raw food people. It's too mushy. Especially the Abrahamic vegans. Those religions don't teach veganism. I sometimes I just wish I saw normal raw food people. Thank you for the parody.

[caitlinefield]

I laughed so hard, love it. When people decide to make money over spreading what is the real simple life-saving truth, I find it hard to respect them or take their viewpoints seriously anymore. It's unfortunate. Good for ya'll, keep it up!

[inkandfruit]

wow such a great video, today i was scanning through some videos from raw foodists "trying to convey" info to viewers only to see them selling dried goji berries from their site...you can go to any decent health store and get the same quality and are dried goji berries the first thing you recommend to someone out the vast amount of fruits and vegetables? I really appreciate you guys for doing this!

[PiedPiper97601]

Finally, someone talking truth. I feel it, that the movement is finally ready to break out.

[Nhordmyr]

Colostrum ... I cant believe what I've just watched. This must be a scam... What are you people thinking?

[RawFoodFreedom]

@Nhordmyr parody.....

[TheSuitIsNOTBlack]

@Nhordmyr

"I cant believe what I've just watched. This must be a scam... "

uhh...you can't be serious...

[DawnFoxworth]

One of my legs is now so much longer than the other, thanks to this video--lol!

[TheFruitarian]

RESPECT to you for taking on the nonsense that is in the raw movement. You guys kick butt.  High Five!

[RawFoodFreedom]

@TheFruitarian Thanks Michael! Keep soldiering on, brotha!

[myothercarhas2wheels]

This is total jing. Great work.

[KoralsTropicalFruit]

lol! - oh yea, and thanks for the great recipe book Megan! I really WILL make one of your recipes today :)

[KoralsTropicalFruit]

I love this! I'm going to go make that right now!!

[RichieFruitbat]

So erm... which octave is this Elixir Smoothie on?

I love it!

[RawFoodFreedom]

@RichieFruitbat WE FORGOT TO TALK ABOUT THE OCTAVES!!! Sorry. Octave 12.

[mrgscott]

David Wolfe is one of the main influences that has introduced me and many others to the health benefits of raw food nutrition, in fact if it weren't for him I would never have known who Megan Elizabeth is. You just gave the mainstream health industry and the proponents of the SAD diet a good laugh at the expense of one of the most trusted and respected authorities on raw food. How do expect that to affect your raw food book sales?

[RawFoodFreedom]

@mrgscott I'm immortal. I can sell infinite books.

[charmainey2010]

love it! too funny!

[videobenji]

how much flapsadiphilus do i need to buy to TRIPLE my immortality!? Thanks!

[clock123orange]

Omg I never laughed so much in my life! Loved the video :)

[iLiveonBespin]

Subscribed.

[natureasintended]

I laughed my head off. This video is 110% excellent. Well done guys :D

[pangaloon]

So funny- thank you x

[BeYourPotential]

Love it! Have watched several times today. Made us laugh our socks off. x

[RawFoodFreedom]

@BeYourPotential Thanks guys! Love your channel too, really enjoying the muscle experiment videos.

[xJustynLx]

You forgot the urine :P

[katdreem66]

I was thinking "oh wow what has Josh become" i then realized it was all in fun..love it

[Breeyar]

Unsubscribed.

[RawFoodFreedom]

@Breeyar at your risk! some people can't handle the immortality, folks.

[ltaIicsmine]

@RawFoodFreedom you think this snake oil will make you immortal?! good luck with that!

[ltaIicsmine]

@RawFoodFreedom you know, instead of responding to every negative comment like some douche bag, did you ever think that some people might be new to eating raw, have seen videos of people seriously promoting this kind of crap, and mistook this video to be just another snake oil sales pitch?

[ltaIicsmine]

@RawFoodFreedom sorry being the douche. i watched the entire video this time. it is amusing.

[newtofruit]

@Breeyar why exactly?

[jazzedbutterfly]

I am... so confused...

[strawberrykissesHA]

who would dislike this? oh and btw THIS IS JING

[ltaIicsmine]

unsubscribed.

[newtofruit]

@ltaIicsmine why?



[ltaIicsmine]

@newtofruit raw water, ormus from space?! come on. . . .

[newtofruit]

@ltaIicsmine Did you not get they were joking? they were making fun of the gurus that sell stuff like this. Thats why I asked I wasnt sure if you knew that they were joking or if you were offended by it.

[ltaIicsmine]

@newtofruit no, and the reason that not only myself but others as well did not get the joke is that there's a shit ton of people on youtube seriously promoting this kind of crap!

[TheRawvoice]

good vid bro! lol!

more haters means more people are paying attention.

[RawFoodFreedom]

@TheRawvoice Thanks Harley, I appreciate the encouragement. Still learning how to deal with haters, lol.

[anthonysnow]

You guys are brilliant actors LOLOLOL Love it! :)

[ubtrue]

lol...ty love this!! :D

[kaitawake]

"I want to double it up because I want to double my immortality...this is Jing" LMAO! You guys are hilarious! I have no idea how you filmed this with straight faces.

[thegenesis204]

LOL :) I loved this, I think the guru's are extremely corrupt, but I've found my path... Trying to go raw. :) .. 80/10/10 (lovin the fruit)

[multiversedancer]

Why do you feel the need to make fun of a healing modality that has been around for thousands of years and has healed many people? I think you turned off a lot of people from buying your book. You did with me anyways. Peace.

[RawFoodFreedom]

@multiversedancer not sure which modality you're referring to, but this video is a parody. It's supposed to be fun. You must need a 2012 Humor Elixir!

[sharonsoars]

Definitely SNL worthy!

[Bananimalrecords]

wowza...you can't believe how many people are taking this seriously (I just followed from a thread on facebook where the poster thought you were cereal)...I guess you have had to watch way too many david wolfe and danial vitalis videos and been under the thumb of idiocy and lived to tell to actually "get it" ....clever. I like.

[stephlovesthejobros]

Best video ever. Also, I tried the Ginger Orange Delight from your book. OMG. I could live on that stuff. Best salad ever.

[Mongodelight]

eating gold and silver isnt a good idea. ^^ owning it is a good idea. the herd comes always in at the end and they always get slaughtered. dont be the herd, sell to the herd.

[Mongodelight]

those people that re no blowing thousands of dollars in the black superfood whole should be buying silver ounces instead. they would increase their health and their wealth, instead of wasting money for scams.

[victorbigdipper]

jing...cha..ching!

[solargazing69]

(get ready to block me, assholes!) SO i guess the new coolest and hippest and most creative(for sure)and FUNNIEST(of course)and most INSIDE JOKEY thing to do is make fun of other people! WOW! that like takes SO much creative power and stuff! and it also means that what YOU are doing is EXACTLY the ONLY thing one should ever do. like, praying with beads is like totally passe and such B.S., omg! and like, so is cacao, i mean, cuz cacao is like the seed of fruit,so just follow durianrideralways

[RawFoodFreedom]

@solargazing69 sounds like someone needs to drink more immortality elixir!

[thuperfruit]

@solargazing69 Cow power!

[ArnoldsWay]

@solargazing69 lol

[multiversedancer]

@solargazing69 I agree but yelling at them is not going to make them "get it".

[Lacoux]

@solargazing69 I'm not sure if you've seen snl, monty python, or any other comedy show, but I'd reccomend you watch those shows. Its not uncommon for people to make fun of others by mimicking them.

After seeing many of these videos, these guys did this joke well.

[rskurow]

I love your video, but was a little taken back by your charging $5. to send you an e-mail? Wow.

[RawFoodFreedom]

@rskurow not sure what you mean. people can email me on my site for free.

[rskurow]

@RawFoodFreedom When you click "bestnightever"(that is what is under the video) it takes you to Megan's site where they ask for $5. to send them a comment or email. That is what I was talking about, not you.

[ArnoldsWay]

@rskurow nope just tried it, it takes you to the page with Megan's recipe books

[rskurow]

@ArnoldsWay nope, go to the comments tap and you will see what I am talking about.

[ArnoldsWay]

@rskurow this is megan under arnolds youtube handle. i charge $5 because everyone has it if it's important enough to them to ask me a question. I receive too many emails through my website to answer everyone's questions. and most of the questions can be answered through doing a google search. this helps me get to the people who really need my help. plus anyone can still send me messages on my facebook account.

[rskurow]

@ArnoldsWay Well Megan, I can understand that, but you can leave a comment to the President of the United states and it is free. The $5. charge rubs me the wrong way, but that is just me. Many people leave us comments every day, we don't answer all of them, but it is nice to hear what people have to say. It's your business and I wish you much success with it.

[savvyjulip]

Impressed with how you kept yourself from laughing!

[killerabs2]

That's Jing!



[SolidWasteTheBand]

"mmm... You have to maximize it." haha

[malabuc]

I thouht you were on mushrooms for the first few minutes ;)))

[RawFoodFreedom]

@malabuc we were! pre-video immortality elixir!

[4007fairview]

You both did a great job! I got such a good laugh :)

Debbie *Ü*

[ShiningShona]

OMG!!! I was watching this thinking..."THIS MUST BE A PISS-TAKE!!!" (Thank God it is!!! I was HORRIFIED!!!!) hahahahah

[jm8meditate]

hahahhahahahha,

For those of you not familiar with some of the “characters” in the raw food movement and you have stumbled across this video looking for sincere advice, this is a take-off these characters and that is why it seems silly, because the characters (and their information) are silly. Eat raw unprocessed fruit and veg and leave the supplements alone :)

[rskurow]

@jm8meditate Would you believe that someone just emailed me because they took this seriously and wanted to know how I felt about drinking the ancient mustache! Seriously, now i know how DW gets away with selling his junk, some people will fall for anything.

[rskurow]

You guys are so cool. You hit the nail, or should I say (the idiot ego master false Guru) right on the head! You are definitely jing!

[rawnutritiontips]

fruit ftw! you guys are funny.

[StopmeatGoveg]

you forgot to add pencil shavings and unicorn hair

[sam92teg]

That was great, lol. Time for a cacao enima.