To 851852093114208513: I agree wiith Chris and you 100% My late father NEVER owned ANY type of gun, and would never allow one in the house. My only complaint about your post? YOUR USERNAME IS TOO LONG! :-)
@danbeatless u kno, u can just click reply at the bottom of their comment and they'll actually get your message and you don't have to write out their username...
@tacospartan - I don't exactly think that guns should be illegal... But the fact that a native English speaker can't spell "that", or "guns", and can't properly capitalize the pronoun "I" but can legally buy a tool manufactured specifically for the purpose for killing in America scares me.
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That was the funniest damn thing I've ever heard "you're a dead man....if I could afford it, I'm gonna get me another job, in gonna start saving..." roflmafo
@NasseerBoss Except that it would turn me into a millionaire overnight and people who want to kill will still kill with or without a gun. Knives are deadly weapons, so are cars. And if you want to get creative, a piece of pipe filled with the correct amount of ground sulphur, charcoal, and salt peter makes a great grenade. Combine that last one with any kind of timer and maybe a couple pounds of rust and aluminum shavings and you have yourself a HE/ incendiary device that is cost effective.
Though a bit one-sided, and some slick dis-honest editing. Good movie never the less, but Moore isn't Mr. Honest to the core in his movies. You have to watch them with a grain of salt really.
I Ain't 6 Friends In High School I Don't Have 6 Friends Now Shit Thats 3 On 3 With A Half Court What The Hell Is Wrong With These Kids I Got People Telling Me Come On Chris Come Up To A School Talk To The Kids Im Like Fuck The Kids Do You Got A Vest Maybe I'll Think About It
Comedian's are suppose to push the border line on what we see as "right and wrong", it creates understanding. He speaks the truth almost about everything.
I don't like to be the boring Mr Politically Correct guy, but lumping children with special needs in with 'crazy' people and implying they're dangerous is a bit offensive imho.
@proud2bpink I agree to a certian extent, but Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris were "crazy". I don't care how many people say that it was their upbringing or being bullied at school....they did something most people wouldn't even think about. I'm glad they died that day, so we didn't have to see a trial that blamed everyone else. As for Chris Rock....fucking brilliant!
@MrAdog1980 I'm not saying kids who shoot up their school etc aren't crazy. No way. I just mean that he implied that harmless kids who happen to have learning disabilities are in the same category as these other violent nutters. Autistic kids aren't "crazy" for example. Just different. I completely agree that Eric and Dylan were evil, crazy, nasty bits of scum for what they did.
if you know anything about columbine, it wouldnt have happened without the intense jock bullying when they walked in the said 'all the jocks stand up' lol
@otacon451 Wow. It wouldnt have happened without the intense pussy white kids and there access to guns. You tired of someone bullying you fight them. With your fists. You don't shoot up your whole fucking school. If i was there when that went down all i would need was for that faggot to turn his back on me for two seconds. Would smashed his pussy ass face in.
@whdunkley789 anything that is illegal for adults to do to eachother, should be illegal for minors also. the school had turned their backs on them and they were bullied for years. nerds vs teams of jocks, really? you have no idea what you are talking about. and isnt most gun crime pussy black kids chimping out on eachother?
@otacon451 Loling hard. Its illegal for adults to be rude and not want to hangout with each other? I think not. And what do you mean nerds vs team of jocks? There is no team. If you go up to a jock and call them out they aren't going to jump you. They are gonna fight you one on one. I am an athlete. Everyday at my school i see it happen. If someone calls you out you seem them by yourself like a man. If you lose so what? You got your lumps in. And thats all that should matter.
@whdunkley789 People dont fight one on one though. Its not that uncommon for groups of guys to have those one or two guys who you just fucking hate. And any excuse to fuck them up is good enough for you whether its twelve on one or one on one. Your whole honor code about gangs is fucking wrong too. I remember a kid from SC L.A. a couple years ago whose only crime was walking out the fucking door. He was blown to bits. And id love to see you tell MS13 they only fight other gangs.
@rahl182 First of all anyone who claims Ms is a giant pussy. I will knockout like ten of those fucking faggots. Second of all the kid shouldn't have been walking out the door. I never said that gangs don't shoot. But if i know i live in gang territory (which i do) i will be smart enough not to go outside wearing the wrong colors or when i hear gunshots.
@rahl182 And is ms-13 a black gang? No. They are a bunch of racist salvadorians. Every time i have been about to get jumped i have said the same thing. "line up and see me head up" If you call out whoever is about to jump you they will not jump you period. No man wants to look like a punk in front of anyone. And if they jump you after you said you would see them one on one then they are punks period. I don't care how much i hate someone. If they didn't jump someone i know i wont jump them.
@otacon451 Most gun crime is from black kids chimping out on each other? Really? Had to throw a little racism in there didn't you? And no. The gun crime you are talking about is from GANG members shooting each other. There is a difference between a gang member and a black person believe it or not. Just because the media only shows black gangs doesn't mean those are the only gangs. If you didn't grow up in lilly white lala land you might realize that. Black person kills someone its for a reason.
For example gangs kill over money, turf, and in retaliation. They don't go up to there school shooting because someone made fun of them. And unless you are gang affiliated or you had a gun a gang member would not shoot you for anything. He might fight you ONE ON ONE but he sure wouldn't shoot you. Those kids were pussies plain and simple. Took the bitch way out. That would never happen at a black school.
if i was on the stage and talking like that about black people .. the next day i`ll be on chanel 5 .. wanted 4 discrimination ! fuck ... anyway this is funny and true ! ahahahaha got`cha black ninja!
Hey yutz. Guns aren't toys - - they're for family protection, hunting dangerous and delicious animals, and keeping the king of England out your face. - Krusty the Clown
@xxxxemo4everxxxx also... you have to take in to consideration that there aren't a bunch of white hate groups led by black people. when it comes to racism, white people just have a higher rate of it... yeah, we're all a little racist, but when it comes to hard core bigotry, white people take the cake. Because of it, any race, not just black people, can say things without out it being considered racist... but there's always that undertone of 'is he being racist' when a white person is doing it
@xxxxemo4everxxxx it's not racist... it's about how you say it... plenty of white comedians say things about black people without it being taken from a racist stand point. Most black people are reasonable and aren't gonna go crazy when they hear a white person say something about black people loving fried chicken... But there's a line when things go from funny to racist and the line is thin. Black people have more leniency with the line, white people don't so fewer take the chance
@locosychocrazy1 What a lame excuse, news flash if u look back far enough every race has been enslaved at some point in time. Plus since I am fairly sure that chris rock has never been a slave, nor have any of the "white" people he is refering to been slave owners, your hoses and beating dont really apply to him. I like chris rock I think he is funny. What i dont like are the double standards, and the attitude that "hey since my race was once enslaved I can say what ever I want.
@Magnorak OK! but its not like he's saying "cracker" or something like that! And you can see it anyway you want but thats what I think. Not trying to be mean or anything but white people treat everyone else like shit and then they bitch about how everyone can take shots at them! Everyone else deserves it! Treat people like crap, dont be surprised when you get your ass kicked! duh! Oh just fyi im not black or white!
@Magnorak When did Black people EVER enslave White people??? (The moors did hold a hierarchy, but the Inquisition slaughtered the moors coldheartedly...that is your only example) And if you don't understand the fundamental backlash that slavery and colonization has done to the ENTIRE world, I suggest you read more on the subject. Ancient slavery had very little effect on the general progress of people back in the time before Christ....race wasn't much of an issue either.
@xxxxemo4everxxxx that would be because black people didnt enslave white people and put them through horrid living conditions and treat them like farm animals
Phil sent us the wrong video. The other one is shorter. I hope everyone realizes that this is the longer and funnier one and that this get flooded with The Nation next. :)
@DucLeJaques na he didnt, phil was talking about the gun control part, but this started off with the kids of columbine and other things but yea its funny as hell lol
@HouseMusic2oo8 it's a documentary by Michael Moore about the massacre that happened in 1999 at Columbine High School. i think you can find it on here on youtube
You better hope they don't do bullets on lewaway :')
GoonerPhil4 2 weeks ago
I ain't working out!
hahah
MrCoolGuySr 2 weeks ago
lmao he's hilarious!!
SimsLover2011 1 month ago
THANK YOU
danbeatless 1 month ago
To 851852093114208513: I agree wiith Chris and you 100% My late father NEVER owned ANY type of gun, and would never allow one in the house. My only complaint about your post? YOUR USERNAME IS TOO LONG! :-)
danbeatless 1 month ago
@danbeatless u kno, u can just click reply at the bottom of their comment and they'll actually get your message and you don't have to write out their username...
chrizgoodwin 1 month ago
fuck dat i like gunzzz
tacospartan 2 months ago 3
@tacospartan - I don't exactly think that guns should be illegal... But the fact that a native English speaker can't spell "that", or "guns", and can't properly capitalize the pronoun "I" but can legally buy a tool manufactured specifically for the purpose for killing in America scares me.
851852093114208513 2 months ago
listen here 851852093114208513: i was quoting the video. maybe i should've put quotes around it as to not confuse you. 2:58
tacospartan 2 months ago 2
@tacospartan Oh, I know. I watched the video, but that doesn't change the fact that your English is horrid.
851852093114208513 2 months ago
Whoever shot you would take his bullet back !
I BELIEVE U HAVE MY PROPERTY LMFAO
evilsabokka 2 months ago 6
no innocent bystanders-lmao
swilso32 2 months ago
5000 bullet would put a stop to hunting :(
Devan6667 2 months ago
@Devan6667 still dont see a problem
KataKlasmiK 2 months ago
I Believe You Got My Property xD
559thuggin 3 months ago
Damn He musta did somethin shit They put $50,000 of bullets in his ass
MrBon3sz 3 months ago 2
LIKE IF YOU SAW ON DAMN LOL
crazyowen321 3 months ago 11
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KurdSouth 4 months ago
Damn!LOL
TYX1123 4 months ago 2
DAMNLOL brought you here ;)
pisellas9 4 months ago 9
@pisellas9 no it didnt -_-
Morethanicouldhandel 2 months ago
damnLOL :D
TinieSnipah 4 months ago 3
buy two bullets costing $10,000 and missing EPIC FAIL
Reddisgod1 4 months ago 5
if chris rock was the first black president he wouldve been dead by now
Wutwut1n1 5 months ago
That was the funniest damn thing I've ever heard "you're a dead man....if I could afford it, I'm gonna get me another job, in gonna start saving..." roflmafo
rosytaylor621 5 months ago
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TheHenspa 5 months ago
Chris come talk to kids. FUCK THE KIDS ! Laughed my ass off :DDDD
TheHenspa 5 months ago 8
i don't got 6 friends in high school i don't got 6 friends now... shit that is 3 on 3 with a half court ! Seriously LMAO
momo44444444 5 months ago 4
Gun Control: I have my gun, and I control the problem.
IamaRifle 5 months ago
$5000 bullet, fucking good idea
NasseerBoss 5 months ago 5
@NasseerBoss Except that it would turn me into a millionaire overnight and people who want to kill will still kill with or without a gun. Knives are deadly weapons, so are cars. And if you want to get creative, a piece of pipe filled with the correct amount of ground sulphur, charcoal, and salt peter makes a great grenade. Combine that last one with any kind of timer and maybe a couple pounds of rust and aluminum shavings and you have yourself a HE/ incendiary device that is cost effective.
dlstb 5 months ago
@NasseerBoss hell yeah. they played this bit on Michael Moore's Bowling For Columbine. thats a good movie/documentary.
venomous513 5 months ago
@venomous513
Though a bit one-sided, and some slick dis-honest editing. Good movie never the less, but Moore isn't Mr. Honest to the core in his movies. You have to watch them with a grain of salt really.
mechaghostman2 4 months ago
@mechaghostman2 you can say the same with all aspects of American society.
venomous513 4 months ago
Yes, Chris for President and vice president Santiago for insurance so no one assassinates him.
spudnic88 5 months ago 3
Lmfao
purp216 5 months ago
I Ain't 6 Friends In High School I Don't Have 6 Friends Now Shit Thats 3 On 3 With A Half Court What The Hell Is Wrong With These Kids I Got People Telling Me Come On Chris Come Up To A School Talk To The Kids Im Like Fuck The Kids Do You Got A Vest Maybe I'll Think About It
Everybody Wants To Know
What The Kids Was Listening To
What Kind Of Music Was They Listening To
Or What Kind Of Movies Was They Watching
Who Gives A Fuck What They Was Watching
Whatever Happened To Crazy
berownesgirl 5 months ago 3
@berownesgirl thanks for elaborating...
ThugNasty913 5 months ago
come on chris come on , talk to the Kids !
im like Fuck the kids ... LOl !! thumps up if u Love his accent it is so hilarious !!
momo44444444 5 months ago
What ever happened to crazy
vampireareallmine 5 months ago
Dam chris rock has some good ideas : )
Razzle162 6 months ago
I managed to get through school with 3 good friends, some kids are just pussies
danamaniac66 6 months ago
i actually love chris rock, can he marry me aha?
eediedenika 6 months ago
I don't have six friends now LOL
SpartanJoe712 7 months ago
Funniest guy and absolutely genius!
isteemaen 7 months ago
I want to go to a black school where its safe XP
darkchibicosmos 7 months ago
Chris will continue to make the world a better place
xabikeene 7 months ago
You got pecs, I got techs, BITCH!
ttwoohoo 7 months ago
@ttwoohoo its not spelled "tech" its spelled "tec"
000CentCrewmax 7 months ago
come on chris come on talk to the kids .. i am like " FUCK the kids " LOOOL !!
momo44444444 7 months ago
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!
asjify 7 months ago
Q: Why is it hard to play the card game "Uno" with a group of Mexicans?
A: Because they all take the green cards.
asjify 7 months ago
what's the name of the whole show??
DoubleBackFlipper 7 months ago
@DoubleBackFlipper Bigger And Blacker.
Zakariia 7 months ago
1:20 fuck the kids!
jeremydd98 7 months ago 45
11 CRAZY white boys disliked this!!!
MRbigshotboyle 8 months ago
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like if you spent an hour and a half watching chris rock's stand up clips
Bartal94 8 months ago
Why would I shoot you when I can stab you :)?
NemoBAMF 8 months ago 3
"man, I would blow ya fuckin' head if I could afford it!"
valadc98 8 months ago
11 people got $50,000 bullets in their ass
LAsuperfly94 8 months ago
You got pecks I got tecs hahaha!
Marinedippa0311 8 months ago
Who gives a FUCK what they was watchin?
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO CRAZY?
Seriously LMAO
shortnsmat19 8 months ago 118
@shortnsmat19 effing hilarious
swilso32 2 months ago
I'm white and under 21. Wonder how much a gun is lol prob £21:99
hazboy11 9 months ago
"what ever happened to crazy"
lmao. So true.
AgrivatedKillah 9 months ago
If bullets would 5.000 dollars than people would make their own bullets, just sayin...
rulezz264 9 months ago
Comedian's are suppose to push the border line on what we see as "right and wrong", it creates understanding. He speaks the truth almost about everything.
thereecious 9 months ago 7
You got guns, you dont have to work out. LOL
cipherP9 9 months ago 3
"i believe you got my property"
MUSICHUSTLA 9 months ago 6
I don't like to be the boring Mr Politically Correct guy, but lumping children with special needs in with 'crazy' people and implying they're dangerous is a bit offensive imho.
proud2bpink 9 months ago
@proud2bpink I agree to a certian extent, but Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris were "crazy". I don't care how many people say that it was their upbringing or being bullied at school....they did something most people wouldn't even think about. I'm glad they died that day, so we didn't have to see a trial that blamed everyone else. As for Chris Rock....fucking brilliant!
MrAdog1980 9 months ago
@MrAdog1980 I'm not saying kids who shoot up their school etc aren't crazy. No way. I just mean that he implied that harmless kids who happen to have learning disabilities are in the same category as these other violent nutters. Autistic kids aren't "crazy" for example. Just different. I completely agree that Eric and Dylan were evil, crazy, nasty bits of scum for what they did.
proud2bpink 9 months ago
I AIN'T GOT SIX FRIENDS NOW!!!!
hahahaha, one of the funniest chris rock segments
mjstaubfire 9 months ago
crap I'm twenty-one, ah such a pity
NexusDarkworld338 10 months ago
"Do you got a vest? Maybe I think about it?" LMAO!
deeway1963 10 months ago
you got pecs, i got tecs LOL
Dj1LL 10 months ago
@Dj1LL i didnt get that 1 :s
H20z1 9 months ago
@H20z1 pectoralis (chest muscles) meaning he works out to get muscle, and tecs, tec 9's (sub machine gun)
Dj1LL 9 months ago
@H20z1 he said pecs like chest muscles & tecs like Tec9's. a sub machine gun
Jdoug92 9 months ago
I DIDNT HAVE 6 FRIENDS IN HIGH SCHOOL; I DONT HAVE 6 FRIENDS NOW!
debo9772 10 months ago
svaka cast , nije muzika kriva djeca se radjaju luda
vlado7551 10 months ago
if you know anything about columbine, it wouldnt have happened without the intense jock bullying when they walked in the said 'all the jocks stand up' lol
otacon451 10 months ago
@otacon451 Wow. It wouldnt have happened without the intense pussy white kids and there access to guns. You tired of someone bullying you fight them. With your fists. You don't shoot up your whole fucking school. If i was there when that went down all i would need was for that faggot to turn his back on me for two seconds. Would smashed his pussy ass face in.
whdunkley789 10 months ago
@whdunkley789 anything that is illegal for adults to do to eachother, should be illegal for minors also. the school had turned their backs on them and they were bullied for years. nerds vs teams of jocks, really? you have no idea what you are talking about. and isnt most gun crime pussy black kids chimping out on eachother?
otacon451 10 months ago
@otacon451 Loling hard. Its illegal for adults to be rude and not want to hangout with each other? I think not. And what do you mean nerds vs team of jocks? There is no team. If you go up to a jock and call them out they aren't going to jump you. They are gonna fight you one on one. I am an athlete. Everyday at my school i see it happen. If someone calls you out you seem them by yourself like a man. If you lose so what? You got your lumps in. And thats all that should matter.
whdunkley789 10 months ago
@whdunkley789 People dont fight one on one though. Its not that uncommon for groups of guys to have those one or two guys who you just fucking hate. And any excuse to fuck them up is good enough for you whether its twelve on one or one on one. Your whole honor code about gangs is fucking wrong too. I remember a kid from SC L.A. a couple years ago whose only crime was walking out the fucking door. He was blown to bits. And id love to see you tell MS13 they only fight other gangs.
rahl182 8 months ago
@rahl182 First of all anyone who claims Ms is a giant pussy. I will knockout like ten of those fucking faggots. Second of all the kid shouldn't have been walking out the door. I never said that gangs don't shoot. But if i know i live in gang territory (which i do) i will be smart enough not to go outside wearing the wrong colors or when i hear gunshots.
whdunkley789 8 months ago
@rahl182 And is ms-13 a black gang? No. They are a bunch of racist salvadorians. Every time i have been about to get jumped i have said the same thing. "line up and see me head up" If you call out whoever is about to jump you they will not jump you period. No man wants to look like a punk in front of anyone. And if they jump you after you said you would see them one on one then they are punks period. I don't care how much i hate someone. If they didn't jump someone i know i wont jump them.
whdunkley789 8 months ago
@otacon451 Most gun crime is from black kids chimping out on each other? Really? Had to throw a little racism in there didn't you? And no. The gun crime you are talking about is from GANG members shooting each other. There is a difference between a gang member and a black person believe it or not. Just because the media only shows black gangs doesn't mean those are the only gangs. If you didn't grow up in lilly white lala land you might realize that. Black person kills someone its for a reason.
whdunkley789 10 months ago
For example gangs kill over money, turf, and in retaliation. They don't go up to there school shooting because someone made fun of them. And unless you are gang affiliated or you had a gun a gang member would not shoot you for anything. He might fight you ONE ON ONE but he sure wouldn't shoot you. Those kids were pussies plain and simple. Took the bitch way out. That would never happen at a black school.
whdunkley789 10 months ago
@whdunkley789 Dude saying this just happens to white people is just as racist...
M1573R666 10 months ago
I aint got 6 friends in high school.
rofl
Thetrollmaster2000 10 months ago 2
5000$ ..... LMAO this guy is hilarius
MrOiphy 10 months ago
Whats wrong with these white kids. they dont even wait till 3 oclock:P
diablohunter12 10 months ago 2
"I believe you have my property"
OMG!! Ahahahah!!! Chris Rock's a genius!!!
rire25 10 months ago 3
you got pecks, i got techs!!!!!!!
khzoo4792 10 months ago
if i was on the stage and talking like that about black people .. the next day i`ll be on chanel 5 .. wanted 4 discrimination ! fuck ... anyway this is funny and true ! ahahahaha got`cha black ninja!
KonfusedMind 10 months ago
@AlwaysDisagreeing
Hey yutz. Guns aren't toys - - they're for family protection, hunting dangerous and delicious animals, and keeping the king of England out your face. - Krusty the Clown
hellofaname 10 months ago 2
If Chris Rock would have become president, everybody would love America now!
JohnBlack666id 10 months ago 7
MAN ITS SO FU**ING FUNNY .... MI TUMMI HURTS
BAYRONATDAWN 11 months ago
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emrald89 11 months ago
I would blow yo fuckin head off if i could afford it, reminds me when homer tried to buy a gun
HolyPrinceLelouch21 11 months ago 2
@HolyPrinceLelouch21
"I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun!"
"Five day waiting period! But I'm mad NOW!"
"A gun is not a weapon! It's a tool, like a butcher's knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator"
"I kill you if I had my gun"- Homer
hellofaname 10 months ago
Came from Philly d
Mxatv11 11 months ago
came here form philly d
diehardcybercard 11 months ago
hhahaahhah i came here from phillyd lol
killahhhh 11 months ago 2
SEARCH freaken100 game share. to have a laugh about game sharing
freaken100 11 months ago
Seriously, Chris Rock should have been the first black president.
rfwill13 11 months ago 263
@rfwill13 havent you seen the film head of the state is a black president in that
amigotheking75 7 months ago
@amigotheking75 haha yeah. Shame Bernie Mac died. He would have been a great VP
rfwill13 7 months ago
@rfwill13 He can still be the next black president!
xabikeene 7 months ago
@rfwill13 sooooo true sooooo true
ImTakke 6 months ago
one women laughing hysterically 2.49-2.54
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THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK CHRIS ROCK IS HILARIOUS !!!!
Defylogiclikefuck 11 months ago
Where can I find the whole video/show?
Thx! This is some funny shit xD
specterseal999 11 months ago
@xxxxemo4everxxxx Not really.
Zaxxarius 11 months ago
Awesome! Stay away from little white kids! yeah!
markkussusa 11 months ago
hahaha!! "i wanna go to a black school where it's safe". best line ever
BURNINATOR8 11 months ago 3
@xxxxemo4everxxxx dane cook says black this and black that and it doesnt become racist O3o
TheNappyD 11 months ago
@xxxxemo4everxxxx also... you have to take in to consideration that there aren't a bunch of white hate groups led by black people. when it comes to racism, white people just have a higher rate of it... yeah, we're all a little racist, but when it comes to hard core bigotry, white people take the cake. Because of it, any race, not just black people, can say things without out it being considered racist... but there's always that undertone of 'is he being racist' when a white person is doing it
sweetcandyzin 11 months ago
@xxxxemo4everxxxx it's not racist... it's about how you say it... plenty of white comedians say things about black people without it being taken from a racist stand point. Most black people are reasonable and aren't gonna go crazy when they hear a white person say something about black people loving fried chicken... But there's a line when things go from funny to racist and the line is thin. Black people have more leniency with the line, white people don't so fewer take the chance
sweetcandyzin 11 months ago
@xxxxemo4everxxxx Well I think that after years of slavery, being beaten, and washed down with hoses, I think they have the right to say "white"!
And what did ever happened to crazy?!
locosychocrazy1 11 months ago
@locosychocrazy1 What a lame excuse, news flash if u look back far enough every race has been enslaved at some point in time. Plus since I am fairly sure that chris rock has never been a slave, nor have any of the "white" people he is refering to been slave owners, your hoses and beating dont really apply to him. I like chris rock I think he is funny. What i dont like are the double standards, and the attitude that "hey since my race was once enslaved I can say what ever I want.
Magnorak 11 months ago
@Magnorak OK! but its not like he's saying "cracker" or something like that! And you can see it anyway you want but thats what I think. Not trying to be mean or anything but white people treat everyone else like shit and then they bitch about how everyone can take shots at them! Everyone else deserves it! Treat people like crap, dont be surprised when you get your ass kicked! duh! Oh just fyi im not black or white!
locosychocrazy1 11 months ago
@Magnorak When did Black people EVER enslave White people??? (The moors did hold a hierarchy, but the Inquisition slaughtered the moors coldheartedly...that is your only example) And if you don't understand the fundamental backlash that slavery and colonization has done to the ENTIRE world, I suggest you read more on the subject. Ancient slavery had very little effect on the general progress of people back in the time before Christ....race wasn't much of an issue either.
MdotEB2dailly 11 months ago
@xxxxemo4everxxxx that would be because black people didnt enslave white people and put them through horrid living conditions and treat them like farm animals
mrwhackojacko1 11 months ago
If a bullet cost 5000 dollars, people would make them for way cheap. haha
GeeShepherd 11 months ago
Phil sent us the wrong video. The other one is shorter. I hope everyone realizes that this is the longer and funnier one and that this get flooded with The Nation next. :)
DucLeJaques 11 months ago 229
@DucLeJaques lol oh come on
tayzirov 11 months ago
@DucLeJaques na he didnt, phil was talking about the gun control part, but this started off with the kids of columbine and other things but yea its funny as hell lol
Re1inquished 11 months ago
@DucLeJaques *flooding*
DragonGuy123456789 11 months ago
@DucLeJaques defag phil SUCKS BALLS
ImGodUFUCK 7 months ago
im 16 and white... and this just made my friend sergio very very uncomfortable
podmokly 11 months ago 8
Whatever happened to crazy
Ebz241 11 months ago
i hope people got great aim wit the guns
GODS4Brothers 11 months ago
At my work we have bring your vest to work day/week if some guy was let go. for three weeks.
jdoggtwo 11 months ago
At the mention of the short bus I started laughing my ass off. XD
4thUlquiorra 11 months ago
This guy is naturally funny lol. I bet he's funny even when hes not trying to be funny.
heathey2 1 year ago
I believe you got my property..pmpl
AnarchicJ 1 year ago
Thnk god I went to the toilet before I watched this. It's so FUNBIBY
LEPOfficer1998 1 year ago
lmao! "damn he must have did something!" xD
RustleXer 1 year ago
who gives a fuck wat theys watching wat happened to crazy
TOMMASCRAWLEY 1 year ago
4 ppl was crazy
eirikz0r1 1 year ago 3
Imma gonna get me a second job... XD funny
bluestar80 1 year ago
I have an issue about the trench-coat mafia bit. Not true.
Xanifur 1 year ago
i love chris rock but this is in bad taste.
Matthew94R 1 year ago
@Matthew94R How? It's not like he shot anybody...
CoolerKing37 1 year ago
fuck black people
THEBESTNIGGERHANGER 1 year ago
@THEBESTNIGGERHANGER dude whats wrong with you? (I'm white)
TheKompain 1 year ago
@THEBESTNIGGERHANGER
I guess no one would play with you as well. Fucking retard.
allthewine 1 year ago
@THEBESTNIGGERHANGER I have the sneaking suspicion you are probably not very well liked. You need to work on your people skills.
CPUOverclocker64 1 year ago 2
@THEBESTNIGGERHANGER And you dont like black people because?
renshii422 1 year ago
@THEBESTNIGGERHANGER The anonymity of the internet is something so precious for a coward like you lol
Jacqueiche 1 year ago
wat comedie show of his is this i want the dvd
jesseloechel 1 year ago
@jesseloechel It's called "Bigger and Blacker" from the late 90s
bpstojkovic 1 year ago
harris and klebold werent in the trenchcoat mafia
cardigan3000 1 year ago
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RocknForJesus 1 year ago
man i could blow yo fuckin head off! if i could afford em.... LOL
alastara 1 year ago
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11Legendkiller 1 year ago
@11Legendkiller Best speller in the world.
stevenwg19 1 year ago
1:19
Fuck the kids!!
Vamperor45 1 year ago 8
wtf is Bowling For Columbine?
HouseMusic2oo8 1 year ago
@HouseMusic2oo8 it's a documentary by Michael Moore about the massacre that happened in 1999 at Columbine High School. i think you can find it on here on youtube
theresnotomorrow28 1 year ago
@HouseMusic2oo8 wikipedia is your friend
hhhhhhhqqqqqqqii 1 year ago
This Shit is so fucking Funny!! But so true!
shayla2015 1 year ago 4
You got pecks i got tecs
SimSupercarWhiz 1 year ago 2
im chinese but now im white
supermariofoof 1 year ago
hahahaha "you got a gun, u aint have to work out" LOVE IT
pillmaster2 1 year ago
MAN, I'LL BLOW YO FUCKIN' HEAD OFF.
...IF I CAN AFFORD IT.
PaperRayman 1 year ago 4
they don't even wait to 3 o clock either loool :P
yolanda7911 1 year ago 3
I couldnt agree more on the bullet control!!!
MEGAMERUNOT 1 year ago