THE BEST JOKE EVER!!!

[killthebill3000]

I like this video I want to be offended every day

[killthebill3000]

So that's what happened to my sister

[bonerackbandit]

Bad excuse for a joke.....

[MrCarbolitic]

Hahahaha wow that shit makes me laugh every time hahahaha

[yoshiman1998]

Not many things offend me....... But dude?

[fransueloken]

Lol this always makes me laugh

[TheNAVYSEAL001]

thats not funny sorry

[asylumsnightmare]

Omfg funniest joke ever I'm crying laughing ur a comedy genius lol XD

[sxgk]

140 people are gay



[sxgk]

where was the dad?

[MCsempfi]

@sxgk it was a black baby.....

[sxgk]

story of my life

[310aolman]

white people jokes zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[chanceyourluck]

BAWHAHAHAHAHA OHHH HAHAHA UU ROFLMFAO HAHAHAHA LOLOLZ LAWL MUHAHAHAHAHA OH HAHAHA

[JORDANisAtoss]

Fag

[yoshiman1998]

Aaaawwwwwwwwwwwww thats bad

[512Mlopez]

I thought he was ryan dunn.

[MrDabest1999]

Fag

[AwsomeAria77]

how is that funny?!?!?!?!? thats sad

[ProGamers808]

You fuckin dumass

[MrGamefreak1997]

Whats the difference between a freshman track team and pygmy warriors? Pygmy warriors are cunning runts. 

[infamouschief117]

@wmdj WHAT IS THIS DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!!!!!!? YOU ARE LIKE THE 26 MILLIONTH PERSON TO TYPE THIS FUCKING JOKE INTO THE INTERNET!!!! DO YOU THINK PEOPLE CARE??!!!! NO YOU DUMASS AND WHY WOULD YOU WANT THEM TOO???!! YOU WANNA BE "FRIENDS" WITH THE SHIT SMEARED MONGOLOIDS THAT LIKE THIS STUPID FUCKING MEME GARBAGE???!!!!! lemme warn you, if you EVER, type that FUCKING sentence again, ill know. and next time EAT!! YOUR!! LIMBS!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOU PUTRID, FUCKING, CUNT!!! btw 555 coment

[EPpicRandomneSs]

that was the best joke eva!!!!!

[rocketchikk1]

ur a horrible person, wonder how u feel when ur wife gives birth to a child and it dies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EPpicRandomneSs]

@rocketchikk1 oh get ova urself it was a JOKE geez get ur head outa ur ass wud ya?

[rocketchikk1]

@EPpicRandomneSs some things are not funny at all, but u wouldn't know about it yet..immaturity still lingers in ur life,

[m4dm4n827]

134 were already dead

[HELPTHEPICKLEISALIVE]

This was actually pretty funny.

[stst4884]

New low, New low

[ronaldsbiggestfan]

go back to what ever u where smokeing and stay off youtube

[XxTHEnickGLITCHxX]

=O nuff said

[BAMitsKayleighX]

Fucking sick.

[sobabypleasedontgo]

You need a dark humor to enjoy this. I certainly did :D

[sandsplains15]

okay that was rather gruesome 

[13kiwikiwi]

That is so.

Omg.

Messed up.

[slik88azrep]

Thatts horiblee yhuu jerkk off herees a jokee forr yhuu go f*** yhuurself

[ThePIPE92]

hahaha??

[Blackopskindaguy]

That's sick you walker.

[aforcevids]

Thats horrible.

[coolkid5595]

Its not the joke its the guy that tells it

[coolkid5595]

What

[MrIreckon]

KKK's vacated New orleans because they couldn't find a dry nigger to burn...

[gamefan1997]

Whats big, white, and can't climb a tree? A fridge...

[ericsio100]

wanna hear a joke? what did the elephant say to the naked man?

got any peanuts? hahhahahahahahah

[FightForOurLives]

Wana hear a real joke....womans rights.. (qote from my friend..im not sexist lol)

[TinoScop3]

hahahahahaahhaahahhahahaha

[LightSpy333]

bwahahaha so friggin funny

[WatchHuddy]

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer!

[gargantuan101]

I have a baby joke...

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead baby's? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!

[RobRazor1980]

whats red and screams?

a peeled baby in a bag of salt.

[iamdeath123me]

why dont birds wear pants bc there peckers on its head

[internetplaneta]

I'm crying

[VolcanoPenguin1]

Nothing makes me smile more than dead baby jokes

[appleshooter1000]

O_O

[tomforeholte]

and the docotr goes ''im just kidding, it was a girl''

[silvester69]

Question? What kind of bees make milk........... BOO BEES

BAAHAHAHAHAHA

[silvester69]

Pissing myself!! Yes...... Greatest joke ever. Oh and for all you haters it's a fucking joke get over yourselves!!! Muppets!!!

[rollercoasterkid330]

i got one..... whats the differnece between santa clause and Tiger woods .......Santa stopped at 3 ho ho's

[GuitarheroMr3]

funny ass joke.i needed one of those.thanks

[artgirlwethepeople]

OH....*morbid laughter* ...MY... *morbid laughter* ...GOD... *yes folks, even more morbid, may i repeat morbid, soul damning laughter* so awful i have to tell this to drunk people at parties

[xXselfstarXx]

thats not funny

[dbjmoore]

yeah loading isshues = YOU SUCK NOOB AT YOUTUBE

[xxxmasterfootballxxx]

all the haters didnt see the ending

[thecrumpeteer1]

Hairdressers followed by a shave and then get a shower you vagrant! And your joke is poor you dick. Try humour next time not your stereotypical mouth like a toilet mode, you cock munching red necked moonshine sipping Obama loving burger eating sofa sitting piece of bin laden's toe jam. By the way I disliked your vid, dickweed.

[BelfastSkate]

RYAN DUNN

[plowie78]

lololololol

[wiblue1996]

lol

[paradox54321]

ok, i don't fully like this joke but i must say it is hilarious, i guess it is the funniest joke i ever heard, FUNNIEST JOKE I EVER HEARD SO FAR.

[626tjc]

this is just disturbing

[TheBenjaminnl]

Dont worry :)

i have ADHD too

[bubbleshark911]

6 words .... WHAT THE HELL THATS NOT FUNNY

[webkinzloverf1]

worst joke

[AleeJean218]

omg LMAO

[pulluppro]

kinda funny. bit sick tho. were you bullied at school?

[sharcblazer99]

Help! Send the ambulance I cant stop laughing! NINJA KIRBY! ^(*.*<)

[charli3e95]

Oh I'm sorry, was that meant to be funny?

[Robertcerat]

deal with your anger

[NewWayOfRevenge]

I FUCKING LOVE IT! :D

[rammsteinTOtheMAX]

Wow, uhm, not that funny, and i heard it but with an inlaw or something, still not funny, and i have a pretty good sense of humor, but i guess, its my opinion

[Winterwolfgirl1234]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah...­....... No....... T_T this joke was really dark.... Not funny

[popstermobsta]

My video began buffering seven seconds in and i busted out laughing. :)

[neeleshdomah]

lmao, this is sooo funny!!!

[12aarontodd]

OMFG That is hilarious! yet it's a little disturbing

[SJGibbons1000]

didnt even smirk

[SuckasWontFlagMe]

this joke is the greatest joke in the WORLD

[DawnLover56]

not funny

[gracieyabsley]

thats really dark. i dont find this kind of thing at all funny.

[puppystomper324]

@gracieyabsley good for you!!!! 

[xGamerx737]

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[ItsAnyaa]

My sister's giving birth tomorrow..

[dobbie82]

I remember hearing a less graphic version of this at primary school... probably about 20 years ago now!

I don't find it funny now as I did when I was 8... Though you put a hell of a lot of gory detail into it :-/

[DaPaind0ntmind]

what do you call a bloody baby crawling up a mothers leg?

A: A failed abortion

[EspnPenguin15]

Whats big, red, and eats rocks?...

A big, red, rock eater.

[TaylorAnstin]

Sick in the real meaning

[2222luckycharms]

tht stupid!!!

[shadowluigi1111]

...how do you know this.

[vocaloidkiko7]

OMG that was bogus

[razorsharkhead]

Watch this funny joke

/watch?v=J7J8au0CA2Y

[ShaTURKLEne]

lol he sounds like seth rogen

[xGamerx737]

I'VE WATCHED THIS 5 TIMES AND I STILL CAN'T STOP LOL'IN!!!

[basketballboy4743]

that was gay



[KantoRed]

that was sick(bad sick eg twisted)

[Athrodite12]

thats .....just.......sad =S

[Bystander81]

LOL!!!

[1sinbad1]

awful

[nelsonlombardo]

mmm... Extreme Black Joke...

[badboymartinez1]

Dude that shit was soooo damn funny

[paterock11]

Lol

[confracto]

DJ.....that was horrible...even for you.

[sweenyt0m]

In the much repeated words of my physics teacher (and this is the only thing I remember from two years of physics at GCSE) "There is no such thing as centrifugal force"

[ViesisMaster]

ROFLMAO

[darvishdivona777]

This is I think what happen to You ,

but UNFORTUNATELY ,-You survived:))))))

[JVC7400]

Heard this one before :D

[dagavi86]

me no understan, please say joke en spanish por favor, suena divertido (sound fun)

[RandomnessIsArt]

@dagavi86 el chiste narra como el bebe recien nacido lo estan hiriendo y tirandolo entre las paredes y cortandolo y al final la madre grita !Mi bebe!! y el doctor dice no se preocupe señora el bebe ya estaba muerto! y ahi se acaba el chiste!

[dagavi86]

@RandomnessIsArt jajaja gracias mi amigo... solo estaba molestando, queria que enfadar a algun gringo racista :) btw i do speak english ;) 

[WhiteeRussian]

haha :)

[010101KARINAW]

dats bad dery bad dery

[danedouard]

homo joke

[LouiseVervaet]

OMG. one night at some camp we told jokes and someone told this one, it was the best one of 3 hours, we kept on laughing and laughing. awesome dude. finally a youtube title that's true, the best joke ever.

[crabron69]

THAZ HORRIBLE



[Unwantedsituation]

that really is the best joke ever

[TheMcconnel]

ooooooooooh! thats sooo bad :P

[mskonrad1999]

wtf thats just sad

[noxaj1998]

@ pebos1234567890 do my brother died at birth and you have the balls to bag on @whyarenone when really it Is all you worst joke ever assholes

[noxaj1998]

Screw you

[TheTim2306]

U should of called it sickest joke ever funny though

[keithealy]

seth rogan???

[twicker96]

i dont get it

[kasabianbass]

@twicker96 You serious! This guy is hilarius!

[twicker96]

@kasabianbass hahaha i get it now hahaha

[keeshond5]

lol i did actually laugh but this not the type of joke that u just tell to a random guy

[999joyboy]

random

[convictPKlol]

ahahhahahahhahahahahaha i actually lolled

[zooweemama24]

your girlfriend is so dumb, she cooked Minute Rice for an hour!

[WhyWouldICare479]

THIS IS THE BEST JOKE EVER!

[TheAbdallah11]

LAMEST SHIT

[ILoveCerealz]

i think he took one of those adreniline needles himself

[tjt1948]

lololol



[Cradley51]

omg that is the best joke ever

[logsta457]

Wow Just kidding it was already dead lol

[PyschoFrogProduction]

you're a looser ya fruit

[myak471001]

relax man!

[klakiti02]

@Moonclaw1000 hahahahahahahhaha

[Mehnessess]

omg haha!

[peoplegoboom100]

LMAO! I thought you were insane when you were singing the carnival song but the ending was nice! 5/5

[666unknowndevil666]

It was worth it for the end!

[cookies2000s]

i thought you were insane entill it got to the end and i thought it was hilariouse

[whyarenone]

Sad, this really happens to living babies in the real world. It's called abortion, and something needs to be done to stop it.

[pebos1234567890]

@whyarenone dude fuck you

[shunstar102521]

that was the saddest peice of crap i have ever herd

[IvchaCZV]

are u nuts

[oOoKhaledoOo]

hahahahah



[beastlydudeman]

so fucked up but still the best ive ver heard

[anton822000]

You are so sick! You son of a biscuit!

[IsmoLaitela30e]

this is better:

-Hey you do you like peanuts

-Yes

-Well do you wanna fuck?

always works for me

[mrskellinquinn]

your are AMAZING story teller !

[sikoladas1]

disgusting...

[sodabottle1998]

This is the worst joke ever and is just sick. My nephew was stillborn and u dont know the effects of a stilborn child until it hits your family , hopefully you should never experience this because it is a very sad time in life. Just watching my nephew lie there knowing he was dead and not alive was truly heartbreaking but I knew he was in heaven and in a better place. So please I beg of you if you're reading this never make a dead baby joke again

[megaaceful]

@sodabottle1998 you do know this is just a joke right?

i mean its not real... i know it kinda (gorey mabye) but i see what you mean.... its kinda wrong....

[hayd112233]

that was possibly the least funny joke ive ever heared

[Liotep1]

was that guy high? funy joke, tell that to a pregnant lady see what happens :p

[TheDim360]

Nice shrooms dude. 

[recognize1000]

that would be so messed up

[Madalyne4885]

LOL i thought it was stupid at first..... but LOL at the end:)

[NINJABAKEDCOOKIES23]

omg dj you guys were crazy on friday, but you should make more videos of improv like when we met you at like 6

[HakMart96]

it's AWWWEEEEEEESSSSOOOOMMMMEEE !!!!!

[keyo61491]

OoO

[TheGreengary]

heheh!

too fast.

[zeldaditwich]

uhhh...

[CmARAN995]

hahahahaha my day will be heaps better now hahahaha

[Ben10Joshua]

Haha, brilliant!

[Zwitch17]

I was like the whole video, please be a april fool

[Bearit08]

well done sir