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  • Anyway it's not a B-29, it's a TU-4

  • this announcer guy is one smarmy a-hole

  • Despite heroic efforts of our armed forces- Bozo has been canceled.....

  • "France has pledged crepes."

    "With strongly-worded cables - they're very put out."

  • They kill our nations hobo's! BOX CAR WILLLLLY!

  • movie: "Have a Cigar..."

    me: "You're gonna go far..."

  • "Enjoy my headshot"

    "Hi I miss anything!"

    "Knock it off over there"

    "And even as I speak to you....I'm not wearing pants"

  • You'd figure the factory worker yelling about money would figure, y'know, "less about the money, more about the OH MY GOD we're gonna die" bit. Sheesh.

  • LEVITTOWN!!!!

  • England has joined the war - presumably Scotland, Wales and N Ireland have remained neutral.

    "I *really* like cattle."

  • Don't forget Canada! We have to assume they're with the Russians since they simply allowed them to stroll along the west coast from Anchorage to Seattle unmolested! That would give this war two fronts! Unstoppable! BEWARE TEH CANADA! ;D

  • What's with Kevin Pollak the cab driver?

    And why did they choose to focus this movie on some douchebag anchorman anyway?

  • ...plus a little bit of the late Bruno Kirby?

  • I like how, by this time, Henry Kissinger's influence has finally allowed him to overthrow the executive branch and declare himself president.

  • Is it just me or is the room at 2:10 the same as at 7:05 in the last clip? All they did was put in some furniture! The map on the wall looks the same, anyway....

  • You know a more realistic portrail of an invasion from overseas would be mass global factories and corporations all run by Chinese, employing the tractor man and the tank guy too. Gasp! Oh my!

  • Exactly.

  • "So, there is only one thing to do..."

    So, the factory managers brilliant plan was to get himself killed?

    He should've kept a handy Factory Self-Destruct button at his desk, would've been lots cooler.

  • acme brand self destruction buttons!

    when you need a boom, boom with acme

  • I thought his orders were to keep him alive? So... he had him killed?

    You know, considering this movie was made so close after the end of WWII I find it hard to believe that anyone back then could believe that America would never be able to repel an attack by Russia.

    I mean, what with the arms race and all.

  • Well, this really is an anti-communism propaganda film, whose point is to scare the sh!t out of Americans!

  • Plus there's a reoccurring diatribe about how companies should turn their businesses over to the government and build tanks.

  • Which is somewhat confusing, as the whole point of Capitalism and Free Enterprise is that the government DOESN'T own any company. If they take it over thats nationalization... something the communists did.

    This movie is hypocritical and contradictory to its very own message!

  • Which sounds like McCarthyism to me.

  • Oh burn! You know we should've been at his hearings, we could've shortened that fat bastard's fear monger career by a year or two. Then again Edward R. Murrow did that with relative ease anyway.

    You know I honesty tried to find something good that came out of McCarthy's fear rantings. But all I discovered is that he caught more fake commies then real ones. Oh well, I tried to be non-bias. But some events in history can only be interpreted one way. Maybe with a few shades of grey, but not much

  • My favorite McCarthy/Red Scare story: they tried to bust Lucille Ball because her grandfather was a registered Communist. Desi Arnez said, "The only thing red about Lucy is her hair, and even that isn't legitimate."

  • I'm partial to the good old fashioned "Have you no Decency sir?" personally.

    Whats unfortunate though is some of the deeper wounds caused by that period. Actors who played ball with HUAC for example they weren't exactly treated favourably afterwards by some people.

    Personally I feel its wrong to criticise the actions of some of the people who testified on behalf of HUAC. They were just doing what they though was right. HUAC simply used them to accomplish their own goals.

  • But of course my favourite out of them all, the McCarthy lists, the Hollywood trials, the Red Scare movies, my favourite little messed up controversy of the fifties was the Comic Books trial. You should find the transcripts of it, the whole damn thing reads like a video game violence debate. Just replace Wertham with Jackie Thompson and every reference to comics with video games and you won't be able to tell the difference!

  • I remember hearing about that in a documentary about the history of Comics.

  • Well duh, don't need to spell it out to me. I prefer my Cold War propaganda to at least be entertaining, well structured, well acted and not 2-diemensional all the way around.

    Like Red Dawn! Sure its American Cold War propaganda, but at least its a cool war movie and some of the communists are at least a bit more realistic. Afterall it was an accurate depiction of Guerilla warfare and at least the acting is less wooden then this crap.

    Still funny to riff though.

  • Sorry, I didn't mean to be patronizing.

    Red Dawn, awesome movie. WOLVERINES!!!

  • Its cool. I know how hard it is to read people through simple writing.

  • Also with the window cleaner bit, there's a string anti-foreigners message. Like you should suspect all people of Russian birth.

  • Well at least us westerners aren't like that anymore. We don't just hassle the Russians, we hassle EVERYBODY from other countries. At least we're being fair now.

    How come we always think that a legal immigrant to the west is either a spy or terrorist in waiting. Maybe they're over here because they think their home country really sucks. Why can't they come here? They deserve as good a shot at happiness as the rest of us! You know what I'm saying?

  • That's what I always say when someone goes off on the "They took our jobs!" rant. The Statue of Liberty? Hello!? Her plaque says "Give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses longing to be free..." It doesn't say, "STAY OUT!"

  • You know up here in Canada we have a different system. Yes I know my profile says I live somewhere else, I like to think I actually do live in the Cayman Islands sometimes.

    Anyway, our immigrant system is very different, you just have to live here for three years and you're officially a citizen. No Green Card required.

    I suppose theres reasons to keep immigrants out, but to be honest if your country is founded on immigration you should try and live up to your heritage and be more accepting

  • *gasp* You're one of those damn frost backs!?!?

    Seriously though, my goal in life is to be a Paleontologist, and if I got a really nice job offer from one of the MANY nice museums in Canada...provided I finally crack the metric system and can still get my comic books.

  • Never heard that one, I prefer Canucks. But I get the reference.

  • Kids in the Hall alumni Scott Thompson said it in a stand-up special. He also said, "Snow Bird" and "Ice Ni**er."

  • why can't the president face the screen?

  • LOL at the hit at 4:07

  • lmfao i watched it like 5 times in a row. I'M DYINGGGGGGG.

  • So the president is Wilson from Home Improvement?

  • They took out Box Car Willie!

  • So the Soviets just put some random mexican janitor in charge of making tanks!

  • No more implausible than some of the other politically reliable, but otherwise incompetent "managers" they put in charge of nuclear weapons development

  • "Anybody got a light?"

    I think I hear one coming...

  • I think you misspelled "patrician".

  • was actually going for "Poor-toe-ree-ken" but suffer from a case of dyslexia so kinda makes it hard to spell more complex words

  • Puerto Rican.

  • Lol, there was more drama in that one scene than in the whole movie.

  • So, the moral is: Don't trust employees with or without Green Cards?

  • "Damn you and your vaguely foreign/hispanic accent! Siding with the communists! Even after I gave a job working 16 hours a day, 7 days a week for $1.07 an hour!? I suppose next you will want health insurence!"

  • Wow! Who knew the Soviets were such meanies! It makes me want to go build a few tanks.

  • I think you misspelled "patrician".

  • "they took out Boxcar Willie"

  • I love it when the bad guy slaps the Tractor Factory owner and his hair(hairpiece?) has a dramatic scene, LWOL!

  • He, Him...this movie was a joke, lol, as they couldn't even say Russia!

  • yeah....their just called "THE ENEMY"

  • Gee, the world is going to hell in a handbasket and these two find the time to fall in love. This movie makes no sense.

  • "France has pledged crepes."

  • This movie is kind of like Red Dawn, but with more stock footage.

  • And a marked paucity of Patrick Swayze.

  • All the stock footage of "Russian troops in guise of American troops" was just a way to circumvent the cost of buying Russian military uniforms. They had to use stock footage of our troops practicing airborne manuvers in order to further their lame plot.

  • "Tractor Police! John Deere squad"

  • -Tom: "You're just shooting caps off on a postcard!"

    -Crow: "Hi! I miss anything?"

  • I love how the President speaks through his ear. He never has to show his bad side to us.

  • "I will now read 'the velveteen rabbit'."

    "I'm not wearing pants"

  • "Anybody got a light?" I think I hear one coming!

  • Servo: They took out Boxcar Willie.

  • "So...are you gonna finish the windows?"

  • "We have huge stocks of atomic weapons in reserve."

    "Everything must go."

  • "He's always bragging about his huge stocks!"

  • So WW3 is a lot like WW2...

  • I have Valium blackouts.

    Enjoy my headshot.

    Mount -Man-! XD

  • "Your son drew another giraffe, sir."

    "When middle managers rebel."

  • "To the people of these cities I bring this message:"

    "You´re on your own."

  • The Dean Martin/Jerry Lewis feud is heating up.

  • Thank you very much! I was hoping I wouldn't have to wait too long for ep. 6.

  • "We're destroying their beach resorts and vacation areas!"

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