Jack Thompson parody

[Rosvolainen]

I used to be against video games like Jack Thompson. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[MoustacheKitten]

What is the song? Or melody I guess:P

[themagicalchicken2]

"HI IM JACK TOMPSON, I LIKE TO POOP MAH PANTS, IM A DOUSHE BAG" LOLz

[loolo72]

@themagicalchicken2 loooooooooooool XD

[lhomme38]

134 dislikes are from jack thompson an his supporters

[lhomme38]

134 ppl agree with jack thompson

[zzzzJAGJEETzzzz]

way funnier before annoying orange ever was

[N64xKING]

This is amazing

[viacomsux45]

This is a real interview not a parody.

[spacemealz58]

What is the name of the song playing in the background?

[rocknrollneverdies1]

i love shit boxes

[kcuf15]

i put a remote inside my vagina. did i menition i have a vagina

[IronStrength19]

jack thompson disliked this 134 times on 134 different accounts

[EternalPhoenix2183]

Man, this is video is the very definition of classic

[Shamus8b8]

I saw this 5 years ago and I remember laughing my ass off then... I come back and it's like...

"hmmm, I always remember you being prettier"

[11strelokfan1000]

This is just legendary! Totally sums up his character.

[DoctorPretorious616]

Wonderfully profane and juvenile attack on that know-nothing douchebag Jack Thompson! But wouldn't Jack Thompson HATE a song like "Cop Killer"? It seems ironic now that Ice-T plays a fairly menacing cop on "Law & Order SVU".

[aceofwind]

brb, Sims 2

[irmesia]

He reminds me with the annoying orange, besides i liked the video i hate jack thompson

[Swordofswordom]

Adding a violent comment about Jack Thompson only helps his argument that video games promote violence... but I'd love to see him get bitch slapped HARD.

[RedRiverChannel]

@Swordofswordom

I agree.

Jack Thompson: ''Videogames make people angry.''

The Gamer: ''No, It doesn't, you piece of fucking shit! I'll kill you asshole!!''

[solidsnake10123]

i had to come here to watch this after i read his letter to gabe newell

[darkentity1000]

ha ha ha this video is hilarious!

[thearcticfox101]

lol

[MRWWAYSS]

What is the song actually?

[deston56]

133 people had jack thompson shit on their chest

[TheTrueScource]

i miss this man. he needs to be on a new news report.

[Altter221]

How is this a parody?

[badassgtapolice]

This video 100% pwns Jack Thompson.

[32NIKO]

Videogames dosent kill people, Jack "Motherfucker" Thompson do ...

[BranislavDJ]

Jack Thompson:GTA is murder simulator.

CJ: Punk motherfucker! *kick*

[Outcasttim]

He actually (during a courtcase and later during a news interview) tried to sue and talk smack about Pacman saying it would turn kids gay because the "hero in said game eats FRUITS".... I have never been so entertained by a news segment.

[TheBlahthing]

Jack Thompson is Rick Astley in disguise

[phantomswordsmen]

Jack Thompson for president 2012! Thumbs up if you agree.

[gowiththeflowish]

i love that story!

[DarknessIsTheTruth]

"I am Jack Thompson, the scourge of the seven seas!!" lol

Actually, I think Jack Thompson is an easier guy to deal with than Fred Phelps Nowadays.

[RichardParker121]

Ahahahahaa, this is funny

[TheLordmep]

How is this a parody? I was totally convinced that this was the real Jack Thompson. My mind has been totally blown.

[pissedoffgamer]

@TheLordmep I'm pretty sure this was the real Jack Thompson. I think the "parody" was a typo xD

[t3hm00kz]

133 people want to use gas prices to censor video games

[barnika4321]

133 people like Jack Thompson

[xbox360liveboy]

IM GOING TO SUE YOUR ASS BEFORE I POUND IT INTO THE GROOOOOOUND MOTHER F**KER LMAO!!

[firebason]

the first sex i have was with a prostituter i payd her and beat her up with a baseball bat

[baneskrbic]

@SethTheArcticFox92

Well,GTA 4 has that lawyer that says "Guns don't kill people,video games do.".

[killallianceftw]

Rofl this is so much win

I bet hes seen this and said

"Oh how mature"

[Arran961]

@killallianceftw Nope. He said "How dare you??? I'm going to sue your ass right before i pound it into the grooounnndddd mother fucker!" ;D

[killallianceftw]

@Arran961 HAHA

[resettimanalt]

Jack Thompson made 133 different accounts just to dislike this video.

[MsBettyBowers]

Oh dear - all this time I thot the anti-sanity JT was the aussie actor - now I see it's a totally different douchebag called JT. My humblest apologies to the actor! The moron above has blemished your name unfairly.

I also see this JT refuses to debate video games with gamers unless he is PAID - a total scumbag, his death will significantly raise our species average IQ.

[Golbez9111]

132 people are justin beeber fans

[BigSmokePolitics]

jack thompson is simply explained as a extortionist

[Bellicose9]

Note-to-self: Do not try to eat something while watching this video!.... You know I could probably sue Jack Thompson if I chock. I just have to word it correctly in front of court. xD

[Stan844]

you know this fucking moron tried to sue facebook for $40 million

[Quagile]

@Stan844 what was his reasoning?

[V904T]

Hey Jack, you hate everything other than biased people like yourself!

[SethTheArcticFox92]

I'd pay to see Jack Thompson mauled by popular video game characters. :)

[Jermanthegreat]

@SethTheArcticFox92 Me to (:

[megaben99]

@SethTheArcticFox92 i can't wait to see jack thompson get ripped to shreads by kratos!

[Gam3rknowsall]

@SethTheArcticFox92 Yep okay I will need to get ahold of: Mario, Snake, Ghost, General Shepherd, MacTavish, the nazi zombies, Master Chief, Mario, Luigi, Patterson, Shadow the hedgehog, Drake from Uncharted, The Xenomorphs, the Predators, and the marines. Good luck Jack! Try winning this without violence!

[Colbio]

I really hope someone invents a serum that makes someone immortal, uses it on Jack, throws him in a dark room, and LIGHTS THE BITCH ON FIRE!

[shootbinary]

...pubic hair in it...look...it's there!!

"I own slaves!"

[mariojuggernaut22]

the music is the Sniz and Fondue theme. wow

[fire55717]

I've never played Doom or Resident Evil for PS1. Thanks to Dick Thompson,

I never will.

[Ioniza91]

"did i mention i have a vagina?" - hilarious :P

[ISmashKittens]

LOL. He thinks he makes a difference.

[DavidFell09]

hahahahaha

[fabiobit]

He'll sue you!

[Evropae]

130 users are retarded.

[naptu1]

and good luck? killing him?

[gillmalka19682]

I'd give a million dollars to choke, twist the neck and rip out the eyes of that baboon-ass-licker! His full should be Jackass King-of-Assholes Gonna-sue-Your-Ass Thompson! Fuck you JT, you're EVERY GAME COMPANIES' BITCH!

[TheManmek]

at 1:44 he sounds like peter griffin

[guitar1188]

Fuck you Jack Thompson look how rockstar is doing now you Jack ass go to hell better yet Niko will shoot you for everytime you Harrassed rockstar WHAT A BITCH MAn!!!!!!!!! He won't win

[T3K1000]

go to 1:42 its so funny sounds SO much like peter griffin

[T3K1000]

its sooooooo funny if you look at his eyes when its going it looks like its HIS mouth its so funny

[jokerfan24]

Somebody should kick him where his balls should be.

[DarthVader28]

Cant some psycho just kill him instead psychos in america where are you?

[josephgmen]

IF I SEE SOMEDAY JACK THOMPSON I SPIT IN HIS FACE

[marcoccia100]

if i ever met him im gonna punch him in the balls and say i learnd the from punch out

[HaggKid]

@marcoccia100 My punch would soung like this "FALCON...PUNCH!!!!! Yea, I got that from SSB."

[nullins]

ending ruined it

[foxmccloudfan]

if i met jack thompson I would yell at him!

[Masterge77]

LOL rhis is just hillarious, and true at the same time, I especially like the Clutch Cargo lips

[ThePeteAwesome]

LOL

[KatieLeaIsAGoddess]

This video is an Epic Win. =D

[bongchampion]

the video was funny until the end that made it no funny

[AnasaziTribal]

"Hi, I'm Jack Thompson, and I'm gonna SCAT all over ya!"

Business Card Worthy.

[thengclan]

im poopy head XD

[Gearheadmk2]

No video was ever more deserving of five stars.

[PressAltF4OrElse]

"...I took a dump on the guy, too." ROFL

[Hellborndelux]

Fun fact: The guy Jack Thompson took a shit on was none other than Australias very own video-game Nazi and all around R 18+ hating, logic avoiding cockstain...Micheal Atkinson!

[0mni42]

Keith Olbermann reference + Jack Thompson bashing + explosions = 5 well-deserved stars.

[Howler54]

Haha uber video!

But what does he say in the beginning ?

"Hi, I'm Jack Thompson, and I'm gonna ???? all over ya !"

[Gearheadmk2]

Scat.

[gallileotheguineapig]

Jack Thompson is the video game's version of Al Kahn.Both want to destroy their respective fields

[eatyourmumshead]

"I didn't really think that one out very well"

-Haha, like most of what you say, Jack?

[se7en2yaDome]

laughed my ass of

[Jasexxxxx]

Boy I sure do hate Islam, hah.

[legandarymasterrevan]

sounds like Chris Griffin at the beginning lol

[swordance]

"Fun fact about me, i own slaves"

LOL!

[teentekken]

I wish I can make fun of Jack Thompson.

[V904T]

Quit bringing up Nagasaki asshole!!

[Acidpunk101]

Still no word from jack thompson on MW2.... i expect hes waiting for a school shooting to try and revive his credibility first

[smetkanta]

He got disbarred a while ago.

So... hit the road Jack! :D

[4tehhorde]

There won't BE any word. His faggot ass got disbarred.

[thebruteslayer]

Bite me.

[SupernaturallyBAMed2]

already did. Needs salt :-p

[thebruteslayer]

Fuck you, nobody is going to listen to your stupid chain mail, you can't do it anymore on YouTube anyways.

[SupernaturallyBAMed2]

hmm...you're mother :-D

[thebruteslayer]

That reply has no meaning, it's stupid like Jack Thompson.

[SupernaturallyBAMed2]

Ok then uhm...you're...father? -shrugs-

And I resent that. It's a whole lot of stupid. but nothing as stupid as Jack Thompson.

[fishjohnburg]

What's dat music I hear in the background?

[tyeb29]

aswell as jack thompson, i also hate people who r anti war...i mean think about it, No war=No guns No guns= no violence No violence= no videogames!!!!

[thebruteslayer]

Jack Thompson = FAIL

[kcufproduction]

jackass thompson is a jackass

[mrblob1012]

Hes a WORM

[dlc333333]

jackoff tompson

[fishjohnburg]

And that's why there are still video games on the shelf.

[killingspr4]

best sex i ever had was meth and ecstasy....I TOOK A DUMP ON THE GUY TOO!

LOL!

[RYCloud92]

Why isnt Jack Thompson dead

[DoomedSpaceMarine123]

Maybe because he couldn't get owned again after that. Jack Thompson must always keep getting owned :D

[Nejitard2]

Because then another anti-video game activist more competant than he is will show up and ruin our lives.

[MGTRANSFORMER]

because then we wouldnt have an asshole to flame.

plus we'll be bored.

[TetrisFighter]

comming soon xD

[aleian2094]

because hes to stupid to die

[starkweather04]

If we could nominate youtube vids for baftas or academy awards or whatever you want to call them i would nominate this vid it's the only one that makes me cry from laughing so hard

[d0de12346]

ToungJack your Shit Box :P

[Nodrog666]

i was looking through my favorites and I found this. Soo funny. I still crack up at the "toungejack your shitbox" part.

[deslithering]

"fun fact about me, I own slaves!"

lmao!!

[ineedapizza]

Jack Thompson must die!

Watch this space for "SuperTed vs Jack Thompson"!

[zanjin8712]

Jack is a dumb ass for sueing rockstar. When did he became a ESRB. I bet you its because he cant pass the first mission in ANY GAME. what a bitch

[valiare1947]

You know, Jack probably couldn't even get one kill at Counter Strike and now he's on a mad rampage against violent video games.

[DoomedSpaceMarine123]

Or maybe he played GTA San Andreas and couldn't reach the home to start the first mission :D

[zanjin8712]

Lmfao

[spartin72]

ya know wat jack thompson go #@%& yourself cause i hope you die you video game hating peice of crap

[modem9000]

Ive had this favorited for 3 years and it still cracks me up everytime

[jeriya909]

omg omg lol lol omfg lol !!!!!!

[GreatestGamer9000]

Jack(ass) Thompson just want to make video games boring by removing violence, he's a fag. but that will never happen, video game violence is hear to stay until this planets final day

[AnasaziTribal]

What is this song? I NEED TO KNOW!

[ub3rn00b6]

I partly support this guy, people get addicted to the games and if their parents takes their console away, they get mad.

Look up "Brandon Crisp"

[melanieinuyasha]

Uhm... if video games like GTA and Bully make people violent, psychopathic killers why isn't this guy dead yet?

*That was in no way a death threat. I'm just saying, logically, wouldn't that be the outcome?

[puresoul35]

Well Jack's main problem is with M rated games for like 13 year old's. Honestly do you want some kid to be doing hookers than killing them to get your money back. Jacks odd but hes not crazy. I don't support him but I don't redicule him. He's a normal guy.

[NicholasC713]

Dude, you should do one of Fred Phelps!

[Angrypcgamenerd]

You know..... Jack Thompson sucks, thats how he invented the ESRB, and they suck balls...... They keep it "Non-violent" and "Boring"....

[bryanjohnbeard]

He didint invent it, he tried to change it to make it more strict. the esrb lets people make whatever they want, they just make sure it doesnt end up in the wrong hands.

[Angrypcgamenerd]

Oh...... Well he wanted to make the games more strict, and he failed.

[Neptunion118]

i fucking hate that cocksucker

[crossbones07]

I share the exact same name as this joker...

[KieranPolland]

This guy is an idiot. He said the Sims 2 has nudity in it. Fucking idiot.

[BeesAndMonkeys]

Funny, I thought Jack Thompson had an Australian accent. And talked in rhyme..

[prsurici24]

he probably couldnt get one kill at cs and now hes mad....hes a biatch

[symbolmk]

LMFAO the sad part....I think he's said all of those things, LOVE the fave he's disbarred! hahaha he shot himelf in the foot, perverbially

[ExampleZXV]

I wonder what would happen if Jack Thompson watched this video, or any other video including him suing something or the other, he'd be like "Hey, who's the douchebag? Someone who is that much of a faggot needs to be sued! In fact, I'll start a petition, that dickheads should not be allowed to sue video game companies and make petitions against video games." Am I right?

[borntokillpigs]

This video is soooo crazy because he actually is a POOPY-HEAD.

[chocoeyesblaksoul]

Ignorance causes violence, not video games. Jack Thompson probably sucked so bad at the video games that were around in his time that he decided to screw over all the better gamers in the world. He exploits tragedies, and deserves to die. I heard he lost his lawyer license. Is that true? What did he do now?

[Johnnyman67]

Yes, he was disbarred, or lost his license to practice law in I believe all 50 states(I read.) He was caught harassing some party about why they should propose a certain argument, or something of the like in court. He's now a case gone wrong.

[viacomsux45]

i bet he cant jump over the first umpa in super mario so he had his revenge

[cadefulp]

He has shown Gay Porn to Judge Judy.

[LuciousAlphabet]

so true!

[scubbiesrules]

Thompson has a bigger chance of being assassinated than Obama has...

[DeathrowNZL]

I Disagree Scubbies

Obama is threating to make it hard for people in texas to buy guns & has pissed off a lot of gun crazed Texans, The wrong people to piss off.

Jack Thompson has pissed off video gamers.. Video gamers are generally non violent to spite the games they play..

whos the bigger asshole, Jack for sure..& it would be great if someone did kill Jack..

But there more people that want to kill Obama, People that hate black people, Gun crazed freaks,People that don't believe in him

[scubbiesrules]

@DeathrowNZL I said that in jest ;)

[evisceratedcake]

That's what he wants...he'll probably posthumously blame it on videogames.

[dawagget]

@scubbiesrules oh probablly whats that dipshit up to nowadays? still leading a one man cursade against the sims 2 and bully?

[7zness]

@scubbiesrules oh ya lol

[hattonhaha]

thats a pretty epic ending.... never expected to hear that sentance.

[Prnnce]

i hope he burns in hell:

jack tomson : a big dick

video games: AWESOME

[SuperstarAnDaboyshow]

he dont got his lawyers license anymore so now he cant do crap haha i hope he does too

[TheClassicalLiberal]

Jack Thompson is a cunt. I think some of the videogame characters he's afraid of should kill him.

...but wait, they're fictitious!

The only thing dangerous is that guys crusade to get free speech regulated.

[1337Trasher]

"I put a remote controller inside my vagina... did I mention I have a vagina?" lol lmfao rofl

[rubberjimmy]

FUCK JACK THOMPSON

[JamesCRM114]

jackshit thompson not only hates video games, he HATES america!!!!!!

[Masterge77]

Heck, he blamed 9/11 on DOOM!

[sonicshuffler]

No he blamed 911 on MICROSOFT FUCKING FLIGHT SIMULATOR. AN E RATED GAME FOR 6 YEAR OLDS. And THAT is the true reason Jack Thomson exploded.

[superanimegamer44]

NO to jack-off thompson!

YES to Video Games!!

[AnasaziTribal]

I love this video so much.

Elevator music in the background FTW.

[meh138]

"i would love to tounge jack your shit box" LOL!!!!