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  • Italians definetly understand

    

  • Love it!

  • This guy is very funny !

  • this guy has really obvious and bland humor, he pleases the dumb people who laugh at funny voices and stating the obvious all the time

  • @ratgreen Are you just in a bad mood or something?

  • @LoopyStudios nah not at all I just dont find this guy/sketch funny, people like micheal macentire and frankie boyle and russel howard are actually funny. They make jokes, with meanings, instead of just telling a story of your life and stating the obvious constantly.

  • @ratgreen obviously a case of no sense of humor....poor you...

  • girl at 2:10, GORGEOUS ALERT!

  • if you're not italian you won't really understand his humor, this man is the best comedian right now!!!

  • 1:00 I lost a hundred punds, and people said "wow, we can really see it in your face" How big was my head?!?

  • i like the way he talks

  • wowzers loads n loads of fat jokes....how original

  • i love gabrial iglesias but hes not family friendly john totally is but gabe is still my favorite ever

  • @unfortunateincedint I agree, John doesn't resort to swearing for laughs :) he's great

  • 23 people say Yay Yay!

  • Salad is not food, salad comes WITH food! Definitely true.

  • I would never look at salad the same way again without laughing :P

  • he is my all time fav person to watch. When I see that he is on just for laughs or Comedy now! I make sure I don't miss it <3

  • Have You Seen Timi?!!

  • Funnier then Gabriel Iglesias?!! Damn, he must be good. Im gonna watch this now. I hope ya'll are right.

  • Ups defy Gravity.....Gravity is a Law.....I obey the Law!!  Classic

  • And then I bit it right in the ass.

  • John is sooo funny. He has such a nice smile! (not being creepy!)

  • 21 people are gay nazis

  • what would you like on your salad? Hagen Dazs

  • gotta love this guy...very funny

    

  • A POT PYE AND A CUPCAKE

  • RAVIOLIE AND A NAP!

  • one of my friends quote him all the time and its super funny! Now its getting annoying though..."i dont do ups i do downs". :)

  • music in the background is distracting.

    

  • Listen first! First listen!

  • Does anyone know where to find his skit about Nyquil? I say it many years ago and cannot find it anywhere!?!?!?!?!? Please help!!!

  • Awesome.

  • this guy is way funnier than gabriel iglesias

  • @jdrgamer101891 Oooooooh, that's a tough call. I think it's always easier to side with the less popular side. But overall, it devalues both comedians to say something like that.

  • @jdrgamer101891 hell no they r the same

  • @jdrgamer101891 his comedy is not amusing

  • Hell Yeah He is!!

  • What do you think he'll talk about if he loses all his weight?

  • I Meant because he's "fluffy" -___- not the jokes.

  • gabriel iglesias doesnt hold a candle to john

  • @Salvia20002 THank you!

  • he's the white version of Gabriel Iglesias xD

  • @Enchanted822 there nothing alike

  • 19 people found Timmy.

  • I love John Pinette, and I watched the first 6 or 7 minutes of this one, but I'm a little disappointed. It's the same lines as "I'm Starvin'", except his delivery is way better in that one.

  • 19 people are in a Gay Nazi brigade

  • Man John would be great playing Max in the Producers.

  • Gabriel Iglesias and John Pinette are awesome, they defenitley need to get together

  • You know, he looks a little like a fat Gilbert Gottfried, but he's Funny as Hell =D

  • I obey the law!

  • same as his I'm starvin new material. please

  • raviolli's and a nap! raviolli's and a nap! raviolli's and a nap

  • Luv u john

  • What a laugh!

  • John you're a scream! Keep it going man!

  • Literally one of the few comedians that make me laugh. He doesn't need to hype himself up like these new comedians. Just good material and good talent. 10/10 !

  • "Salad is a promisary note", I just love that XD

  • @BohepansTheThird i agreed with that as well haha

  • Too funny

  • 1:20 is a good mitalica comercial for cool aid

  • I really don't like gabe that much

  • Fluffy powers activate!

  • I advise drinking your beverages before you watch John Pinette. I just about learned the hard way xD

  • I LOVE salad. The only problem is I cannot have it without some form of dead animal.

  • "I said, 'Oh, nay nay!'"  03:20

  • him and gabriel are great i also recommend john caparulo he's pretty funny

  • my face hurts, man this guys funny :)

  • If I ever become a comedian, I want to be apprenticed under this guy. :D

  • I heard about this guy on Elvis Duran Show!

  • Most comedians do tho

  • He says the same thing evey show

  • @EG101ify So do all comics..It's in their job description..do you say that to all people and their jobs? Do you say that that's all Tony Romo does is blow games?

  • Funniest guy ever

  • 12 people who disliked were John's trainers

  • john pinette is the funniest guy STILL alive. :D

  • My GOD, you are so funny!

  • Funny funny man!

  • I love this Man!

  • John Pinette > Gabriel Iglesias + Carlos Mencia + Dave Chapelle + etc.

  • @Itssniped105 I knew Gabriel Inglesias 1st and yeah you're right! And don't you dare forget Jim Gaffigan!!

  • If you like this guy, you'll all love Gabriel Iglesias, check him out he can make you laugh without swearing just like john :D

  • @ItsSniped105 i like Gabriel Iglesias to :)

  • @Mynxor i like gabriel but i love john

  • @Mynxor hell ya

    

  • @ItsSniped105 I love him! He literally has my heart. LOL. "I'm not fat, I'm fluffy." Awesome! :)

  • @ItsSniped105 So does Brian Regan! clean and flippin hilarious

  • @ItsSniped105 Actually, I've heard Gabriel drop the F-bomb a couple of times.

  • @ItsSniped105 you make it sound like it's the swears that get the laughs. If that's what you think, grow up. Sure titties is a funny word, but it's not the punch line

  • @kaorutheimpaler many comedians swear off the wall in every joke, and that brings it to the punch line. A comedian like John doesnt have to swear all the time in a joke just to get your attention and give you a good laugh

  • @ItsSniped105 what the? John Pinette doesnt swear at all man! dunno what youre talkin about...

  • @sdeonbeefus thats what im sayin, most comedians now have swears in most of their jokes to accent the punch line, john doesnt :P

  • @ItsSniped105 I like Gabriel Iglesias, but I think John Pinette is funnier!

  • @BillA1016 and @jdrgamer101891

    Wow, 2 people stated somewhat conflicting opinions in YouTube comments and it didn't blow up into some huge, immature, ridiculous argument full of "your mom" jokes and other shit! It must be a miracle!

  • @BillA1016

    What is this, some kind of fat comedian fan club I'm missing out on?

  • @ItsSniped105 there nothing alike dude lol

  • @SystemOfTheKnot Who said they were anything alike?

  • @ItsSniped105 Yeah, they're probably my two favorite comedians :D

  • are these canned laughs ?

  • thumbs up 4 the chick at 2:10

  • Seriously, I went to see John Pinette in Vegas with my friends and my girlfriend and I nearly peed in our pants from laughing! He looks terrific here!

  • Seriously, I went to see John Pinette in Vegas with my friends and my girlfriend and I nearly peed in our pants from laughing!

  • I THREW THE SALAD ON THE GROUND!!!!

  • I would love to see John Pinette running on a treadmill with a plate of ravioli hanging in front of him

  • John Pinette is boss.

  • im probably gonnna get a random thumbs up for this

  • John pinette is one of my favorite comedians now I'll go work out...nay nay,ravioli and a nap!

  • Ten fat comedians still have a cool aid sized head.

  • Rofl

  • if a friend is a little down i always send this to them :D ULTIMATE CHEER UP

    John Pinette is just so funny n__n GJ JOHN!

  • who could dislike this, thats just madness lol

  • LETS GET GABRIEL IGLESIAS AND JOHN PINETTE TOGETHER :D

  • @KatieStalvatore13 That would be epic, your a freaking genius

  • @MrDragonRider2012 I know right

  • @KatieStalvatore13 I AGREE!!!

  • @KatieStalvatore13 we shall call them "the fluff stuff"

  • @KatieStalvatore13 If that happened, the world would implode from the awsome

  • @KatieStalvatore13 OMG They would have to give everyone a diaper before the show because it would be impossible to sit through a show like that without laughing so hard you pea your pants

  • @KatieStalvatore13 imagine john's scathing ''get out of the line'' then gabrel says in his sqeeky voice ''hahahahahaha he's crazy''

  • @KatieStalvatore13 I don't think that's a good idea... they will kill THOUSANDS if not MILLIONS of people by making them laugh till they die!!

  • @KatieStalvatore13 plus jeff dunham and frank caliendo! just my opinion though lol

  • @KatieStalvatore13 we need a bigger stage....

    nah I'm joking. they should do a show together though.

  • @KatieStalvatore13 They've had The Original Kings of Comedy with Cedric the Entertainer and Bernic Mac, The Latin Kings of Comedy with Paul Rodriguez, now they need The Fat Kings of Comedy with John Pinette and Gabriel Iglesias.

  • @KatieStalvatore13 OH!!! FUCK!!!! YES!!!!!!!!

  • Pinette is the master..

  • american homur

    iggy!

  • raviolis and a nap! raviolis and a nap!

  • I don't do ups, I do downs

  • 10 people can't say Nay Nay

  • The hilarious thing is that I was just watching some of his 90s early 2000s stuff, and his face DOES look different now!

  • "Ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I OBEY the law." lmao

  • FUNNIEST GUY EVER! I KNOW BACON -.- I THINK YU KNOW I KNOW BACON

  • I love this comedian!

  • My mom said

    I say nay nay

    and I laughed for thirty minutes.

  • Opening line: "So I went to the gym today..." and he's already got everyone laughing xD Love this guy!!!

  • 10 people were the Kool-Aid Man.

  • that guy is a super star comedian. What was he doing in such a small place ?

  • So in reference to 3:20 instead of throwing up he throws down.

  • That poor, poor red bar ...

  • John is a hoot!

  • I quote this man Daily ~ I thank you for you been you John Pinette

  • 02:11 ---> WOW!

  • Raviolis and a nap!

  • "i said oh nay nay! I don't do ups, i do downs! sit down, lay down, give me a cheese burger- ill wolf it down, but i dont do ups! ups defy gravity and gravity is a law. I OBEY the law"

  • During my laps that I so for baseball now after everytime I get home I have raviolis and a nap

  • When I am training for rugby, and especially while tree planting, my chant is the same: Raviolis and a nap! Raviolis and a nap!

  • i never heard of him before but after the first couple of minutes i knew that this was gonna be my next fav comedian

  • i'm starvin' is a better version

  • 9 people were caught in the horrible freefall at the water park incident

  • if he doesn't do ups, why stand up comidy?

  • "How 'bout steamed vegetables?" *ooghh* "That's steamed salad."

  • Thanks so much for uploading these. This is awesome. :D

  • hey man, thanks for the uploads :D

  • HE IS IN SHAPE A SPHERE IS A SHAPE

  • 02:11 OMG <3

  • 7 personal trainers don't like John...

  • Anyone else think he looks like a fat Seth McFarlane?

  • its awesome hes funny ad doesnt need to cuse

  • OH YEA!!!! Cool-Aids here!!!!

  • Damn I liked Sushi!

  • "HAVE YOU SEEN TIMMY?!"

  • IMMA FULL NOW. IMMA COMING IN. Lol -3

  • i never was in shape either john LMAO!!!!

  • Love this guy. Saw him in person and he shook my hand.

  • One guy that you must see in person

  • Different things makes different people laugh :)

  • "Salad is a promisary note that food will soon arrive" lol

  • He's hilarious!

  • his name spelling is either incorrect or his pronunciation is incorrect AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGG

  • I dont know who is funnier: John PInnete or Lewis Black!

  • Does anyone know any good clean comedians like him?

  • @12WaterPhoenix12 lewis black

  • @acedce1 Haha, not in a million years will he be clean.  Can't go one sentence without saying fuck or shit.

  • @12WaterPhoenix12 brian regan