The Chronicles of Chris-chan: A History of Violence

[weds9994]

TARD

[Termiborger]

Dat acne scarring.

[Majorasword64]

my little sister is crying now because of this.

[legoguy217]

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[naruto52222222222222]

Not to be an asshole but some ugly needs to get laid with this guy because one day he'll get so angry that he would "attempt" to rape a girl

[Trickishismael360]

@naruto52222222222222 Silly anon. He's not capable of doing that since he's weak and will get tired by chasing a girl.

[usefulidiot227]

I am the wwwyzzerdd!

[phuzzychinn]

Chrsi-chan is a fucking lazy, morbidly obese and disgusting being who is an insult to humanity.

[ApacheMan2K]

Two words: freaking insane. News flash: you put no effort into that video of yours because you were too busy, hoping you could get laid with Megan. Too bad she wouldn't want to go with you, anyway, because you're already a creeper who called yourself a "virgin with rage" in public. I've said this elsewhere before, but it bears repeating: you really need therapy. I hope they put you behind bars and send you to an institution for the rest of your insignificant life.

[TonyPerryOfficial]

I don't get it, what's he doing?

[IamKingOfHearts]

@TonyPerryOfficial hes angry at adam stackhouse because adam won a contest the manchild believed he rightfully should have won, and hes shooting a photo of adam

[Tjay1r]

@TonyPerryOfficial lol retard.

[TonyPerryOfficial]

@Tjay1r

Meanie :(

[Tjay1r]

@TonyPerryOfficial faggot.

[TonyPerryOfficial]

@Tjay1r

That's not nice :<

[MizfitZer0]

kind of soothing to watch....

[t3hm00kz]

WAR IS NEVER THE ANSWER, PEACE IS

[CinnabonChan]

Yes Chris Chan, acting like a serial killer is really going to make Megan want to fuck you. I'm sure the fact that you shit yourself on a regular basis, harass her constantly, draw porn of her and upload it to the internet and say it's to make you less likely rape her, make homophobic and racist threats to her friends...

Wait where was I going with this? Oh well, Chris Chan, you suck as a human being and it's got nothing do with your autism.

[phuzzychinn]

@CinnabonChan Him calling himself autistic is an insult to autistic people. Hell, I'm "autistic", and I graduated top of my class in high school and had a job until the restaurant closed down!

[ThePersianIncursion]

Given the fact that Chris was ordered anger management by a court he most likely cannot legally purchase a weapon from an FFL thanks to federal regulations. And anyone who met him for a private sale (if he actually wasn't a lazy retard) would catch on that he had no business buying a weapon from a face to face sale (legal in most states like Texas, Virginia, etc.) so we're all safe. The system works!

[holloways99]

"how do i make dead, i know. bullet into picture."

[BigDogJang0]

Knowing the context makes this video freaking hilarious. All of that just because some guy and his little sister blocked him off from scoring with a girl he wasn't gonna score with anyway.

[selurxelpirt]

Hey, I can hear the "Interfection" episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force playing in the background! :D

[nickblaze420]

thats gangsta

[CinnabonChan]

This guy really doesn't have an overwhelming sense of entitlement, does he? The guy really thinks he's the center of the universe.

[CinnabonChan]

This guy makes me ashamed to be autistic. This guy seems to think its a "get out of jail free" card for any form of social ineptitude/bad behavior, let alone acting like a rapist/serial killer.

[mrbill191715]

@CinnabonChan As a rapist/serial killer I'm ashamed to be compared to this "man"

[iheartnes]

Hes watching "Aqua Teen Hunger Force." lol

[ChuWanggAmes]

LUGAR I WOULD BUY THAT....then shoot chris...

[Lizzzeg]

This is so fucking creepy... I am literally going to have to go watch Dexter to REDUCE the sheer horror. If that doesn't work, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

[VelLucio]

Chris certainly handled the loss at the Parappa competition like a grown-up...

[Izayoiaki24]

Man, every time I watch this video, I just feel sorry for that Megatron. Instead of bringing joy to kids and gleefully murdering Optimus Prime, it's sitting in a dungheap, being used as an item of passive-aggressive vengeance by a manchild, its joints now filled with so much dried semen and body spray that it can barely even transform.

[XSouthXNightX]

I am proud to be a Mario Fan....

[IcezerChannel]

Did you know that Chris Chan does NOT have autism.

He has this genetic syndrome called, "Super Male Syndrome".(Google it up, not kidding)

The 3 Key symptoms to be diagnosed with the syndrome is:

-Acne in adult age.

-Extreme increase for rage.

-Mentally Challenged.

[lpgurlnj]

@IcezerChannel I just looked it up. Thanks for the info cuz all of the symptoms matched the freaky chris-chan...but what explains the fact that he likes to be a tomgirl and dress in lingerie and makeup?

[IcezerChannel]

@lpgurlnj

It's because he and still in fact, in the closet even though he mention that he was a "Gaybien".

[BootyFister]

@IcezerChannel HE MIGHT HAVE THAT AND ASS-BURGERS.

[MiHiVidz]

@BootyFister JA!

[BootyFister]

@MiHiVidz :D

[Marstonify]

@IcezerChannel

Is it possible that he has autism AND "Super male Syndrome"?

[IcezerChannel]

@Marstonify Could be, he does in fact do that lazy sonichu comics and sometimes dress in cosplays and his symptoms fit for SMS(Super Male Syndrome)...

[ANGRYMAPLE]

Why does it sound like he's jacking off during all this? You can definetly hear it at 0:58

[TailsFan23]

The episode of ATHF playing in the background was the only entertaining thing.

[trsdos]

wtf is he doing? lol

[mascaleitor]

that poor megatron.... covered in dry sperm from the hands of  a powerless virgin.

[Shadoboy]

"They should be disqualified because they had moar than one person in their videos! But when I stuff the ballots with sockpuppet accounts it's awwwwright!"

[lungpatrol]

Jesus, this makes me glad that Chris is such a pussy that he could be warded off by potential victims with a light slap on the face.

[grandmasterhack]

whats Asperger's?

[Beastudios]

LOL, Aqua Teen Hunger Force is playing on his television. I know exactly which episode too. "Interfection".

[onemoreturn]

lol, what a fucking maniac... but again, that's Chris.

[AsterBarnivere]

OH NOEZ! A DART GUN! WERE IN TROUBLE NAO! *passes out bulletproof vests*

[omarsattack]

it would have been a funny bit from chris if he did the video as a joke. Sadly it wasnt

[Athils]

This is some serial killer shit.

Thank God he's too lazy and stupid to actually hurt anyone.

[EMagnificent]

@Athils yet, then it's dexter time...

[5282890]

you can hear him start grunting / phanting around 1:00 so he must be real pissed at that picture

[bealtespip123]

@5282890 That or he's pooped himself again.

[axeshred]

God damn does he have enough shit in his room?

[NZGirlyGamer]

@axeshred You should see The rest of the house! Yuck.

[osamabinmakinmecrazy]

They should have been disquawafied!

[mordredt02]

Music is forbidden! M-M-M-Music is forbidden!

[Staack117]

What a psychopath... I can actually SMELL him through my screen.

Virginia is derelict in their duties of protecting the public, by letting this IBAmonster walk free in public as he pleases.

[Sneep29]

He's watching Aqua Teen...? The Yyzzerrdd episode.

Ah hell no, now I'm pissed.

[The14Pugs]

LOLOLOL

[honeybee205]

RETARD CENTRAL

[TAXEXEMPTION]

i just realized what the sound is in the background, its ATHF.

[Famardy]

What a sore loser.

[S3ph1ir1n]

BAWWWWW. UMAD, CHRISCHAN?

[honeybee205]

dumb manchild

[Paumonsu]

It looks like Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver when he's shoots a n***** in the TV

[rptheory]

*This video in a nutshell*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW­WWW I SHUWDA WON CUZ I'M AUTISTIC! >_>

[FREAKNIZZLE100]

I know this guy....His name isn't Chris Chan, that's for fucking sure.. this is Joey.. That's right...From Philly.

[Loiamidude]

OH NO! Not a DART GUN, of all things! Oh, the HUMANITY!!! Those poor, innocent PICTURES of people must be in so much pain, they should just DIE.

[beerbeastredux]

See the bright light through the curtains? It must be about 12 noon, and while every other adult his age are at their jobs, he's languishing at home on the taxpayers dollars.

F*ck you Chris-Chan. F*****************************­***ck you.

[Kamikitsune0]

@beerbeastredux must be nice to do nothing all day... the least he could do is go outside...

[Kassad86]

0:00-2:00 Back and tho the left...back and to the left

[administramation]

This guy is the troll. I think this whole thing is a scam, we all get chrisrolled.

[dystopianlover]

I wonder how long it'll be before Chris-Chan dies of starvation after his parents die.

I'm betting on two months.

[clovestl]

@dystopianlover  he is pretty chunky so i say 3 months

[dystopianlover]

@clovestl So long as the rotter dies. I'd still like to wager with you nontheless, old chap.

[thereaIblackcerberus]

@dystopianlover He has a car. He'll just be eating Chicken McNuggets till his monthly tugboat runs out, and he'll never get around to paying off the mortgage with it.

[dystopianlover]

@thereaIblackcerberus No doubt his driving prowess is worse than that of the negro female with child. He'll die on the way to McDonalds.

[tw1stedgrudge]

@dystopianlover > implying Chris can drive, when in actual fact, what Chris does is *attempt* to drive. It's like saying a carcrash is the same between a car and a horse, as it is a car and an old folks home, followed by a room full of explosives.

[TheIDCLeader]

Who gave that guy a gun?

Someone like that shouldn't even be given a pop gun.

[TheCryoScales]

@TheIDCLeader Its some Megatron Gun that works as a BB gun. He bought it off some guy in Australia

[appleman1324]

i officially love adam stackhouse just because of this XD

[1282930210]

let's see who really cheated Chris:

Adam Stackhouse:

-had background music

-had another person in his video

You:

-your video sucked (not cheating but I decided to point it out)

-you created several dummy accounts in a feeble attempt to jack up the votes in your favor

yep, Adam is definitely the cheater here

[LexLight1]

@1282930210 Apart that he put in that video random effects, like "Birthday Boy", "Video Hits", "Instant Replay: Sports Television", "I'm outta shape" and "Don't press PS Button". xD

[idunno1234567891011]

i've been told i'm autistic by many doctors, this makes me doubt it

[TheCryoScales]

@idunno1234567891011 I was freaken scared when someone asked if I was autistic. All because of this fucktard

[robokill387]

@idunno1234567891011 chris chan is a horrible failure. even autistic people hate him.

[renanjr123]

his entry sucked dick thats y he lost and the reason y he even enter was to be able to take this chick to some place and hopefully get laid for the first time. man talk about desperate. 

[Smashsista16]

@renanjr123

I know what you mean. HE MADE UP LYRiCS FOR 97% OF THE TIME!!! I compared his version with the one in Parappa and it was horrifying. Plus, the contest rules said that the lyrics cannot be made up. So he made that one blast of epic fail right there.

[thebladezmanII]

My God Chris is such a fucking sore loser!

[Goku3388]

"I'm so angry I'll punch a teddy, shoot my megatron gun, fuck my PS3, get caught by my dad whacking off to some desperate slut, then I'll fuck my JUUULAAAAAAYYY doll. Also, I will chop off a dogs balls, cause I'm the STUPIDEST FUCK ALIVE."

Seriously man, Dustin Hoffman himself should just slap you, you give Autisim such a bad name, it's probably just bullshit to cover for your Mother trying to kill you, sparing herself the thought of calling you her 'son'.

[TheCryoScales]

@Goku3388 Dustin Hoffman should make a film about Chris-Chan. Calling it "He who licks dust off windows"

[Goku3388]

@TheCryoScales If it co-starred William Shatner and Christopher Walken, I'd watch it in a heartbeat.

[TheCryoScales]

@Goku3388 Oh I would definantly want to see Christopher Walken be the Internet Lumberjack

[MightyKombat]

...this guy s a fucking sore loser. Apparently beting him fair and sqaure in a vid is worse than murder to him.

[BaconFury]

not great

[posthumanfetus]

It's actually strangely relaxing. Chilling in his room, shooting darts with the tv on in the background, the air conditioning running. Man, as much as it pains me to say it, I kinda feel at peace watching this....

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS HE YELLING ABOUT MAKE HIM STOP!!!

[dorcus3]

Lol, is he wearing a Blake medallion?

[IRAwEsOmE]

@dorcus3

yep. he commonly dons it when hes angry. most of the time he hides it under his shirt.

[PaniPoniTenshi]

@dorcus3

Yeah, it's because he's inability to show any sign of emotion. He wears the medallion show any negative emotion that he's feeling. It's an autistic trait.

[soviethabbo]

oh lawl ATHF

[TheEternalZohne]

I think he's wearing the black sonichu medalion at the end

[CaseHa]

he's shooting at a picture of a little girl and her big brother.....COME ON!!!!!!!!!

[xXKittyxCat]

WTF.

[J0NW31R]

HAHAHAHA! "and that is how angry i am at adam stackhouse"..... he spent like 5 minutes shooting a toy gun. must be real mad.

[VelLucio]

Talk about being a sore loser.

[HerrKryo]

ahhh. the newest member of the red lantern corps - RAAAAAAAAAAAGE

[hillwereim]

if you know of chris chan then you are already a retard

[HerrKryo]

i wonder what megatron is thinking right now....."oh damnit...please make it stop.....i am even going to let starscream shot me...but please stop the retard stop fireing me"

[sonic1285]

Hes watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force...

[bouncer599]

how do i shot megatron?

[HerrKryo]

just pull the trigger

[EltBerserker]

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.

[EltBerserker]

I gotta get in shape now. Too much sitting has ruined my body.

Too much abuse has gone on for too long.

From now on it'll be pushups each morning.

Fifty pull-ups.

There will be no more pills, no more bad food... no more destroyers of my body.

From now on it'll be total organization. Every muscle must be fight.

[CaliforniaTD]

@EltBerserker

Heh. I though I was the only one who was reminded of Taxi Driver when I saw this.

[EltBerserker]

Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man... June 8th. My life has taken another turn again. The days can go on with regularity over and over, one day indistinguishable from the next. A long continuous chain. Then suddenly, there is a change.

[JTC545]

the way the camera is positioned makes me think of citizen kane

[ChevalierAguila]

If citizen kane was a retarded hannibal lecter with a childish complex.

[pididle]

I LOVE FREAKAZOID!

[aryoshie]

Such rage. Looks like boredom to me.

[BallBearingTurboFC3S]

Hes a fucking expert marksman

[gwiz210]

Yeah, the way it's filmed is actually scary.

[Donahue2]

The dynamic framing of this video really gives one a sense of peril and immediacy.

[Supermario678]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[HerrJosefFritzl]

His disgusting man-child room always distracts me from his cereberal lulzy antics.

[Tripo1iSamson]

I was on the verge of becoming a neo-nazi who hated his government, but Chris-chan saved me

[douboymk2]

@Tripo1iSamson

i used to be an al quaeda terrorist and was getting ready for my first suicide bombing when i saw this guy. and i thought what if i was stuck with 72 of him for all eternity, all sufffering from virgin with rage

[DrakeIcn]

Are retards allowed to buy guns?

I fucken hope not.

[douboymk2]

0:03 omg is that the fap cup?

[TheDIPSHT]

Anyone ever noticed the hemorrhoid seat cushion he has on his chair?

[JustChrisLTD]

Haha, from this angle it looks like a robot pulling out, back and reloading a gun in an orderly manner.

[FleshEaterFromBeyond]

Am Im the only one who see's and is this and is concenred about his potential of what he is capable of doing? tard goes into rage mode and decides to massacre the whole CWCville.

[LulzIshall]

Too lazy

[dynamitespoony]

Because beatboxing a background tune is horrible cheating, but creating dozens of sockpuppet accounts to spam votes is perfectly fair.

[Jesterclown17]

He's autistic, that's why it's fair.

[luckystrikebrand1983]

@dynamitespoony Ohh yeah it's completely fair... and letting this wast of space live off of Social Security Income is a ok... I mean he gets some thing like $800+ a month to pay for his living expenses, and he buys TOYS!!!

[shinobicorg]

i like this because he only says like 20 words.

[pentfixion]

hrrrrRRNNNNNGH STRANGLE THAT ADAM STACKHOUSE

[stuff455]

i thought crissy was a christan? arnt they supposed to not hate people? oh wait he is probubly one of those that are only a christan when it benifts him

[MPizzal]

Didn't he condemn hating people for no reason in the previous video?

[areeb10000]

he's just a hypocrite, he only says that crap in hopes of getting a "boyfriend-free" girl

[orly444]

He sure does miss a lot.

[DizzyKayKay]

Oh god. This is fucking hilarious.

[beckonthethaw]

lol fat nerd bad loser

[Vercettislugger]

He scares me. O_o

[MPizzal]

What episode is he playing?

[ZylnorWrath]

cant remember the name but its the one with the pop-ups from the internet.

[SwordShockwave]

"Cause we are the aqua teens!"

[SubForSubPl0x]

lol he was watching aqua teen hunger force

[Crashex750]

He sure showed him

[endlesstransmission]

...And THAT is how ANGRY I am at Adam Stackhouse!

Lol.

[iyasaekki]

'tard rage FTW.

[IRAwEsOmE]

Freakazoid!

Chimpanzee!

[TwistedMetalLegion]

Textbook case for Sigmund Freud

[dylanwtn]

This guy is perfectly capable of growing up. HE NEEDS TO GROW THE FUCK UP! That's how he'll get a girlfriend. Not by sitting in his room pissing about losing a contest and drawing comic books,

I raged.

I Lose.

[rossthef0x]

and how long will that take huh? probably not till either pigs fly or some people like me walk around on canes with a 10 foot long white beard...

[T0mm3n]

Naw dude, to get girls you either need looks, money, a silver tongue or just to be a fucking normal person. Chris has none of those things hes fucked

[bkisme]

he can always get arrested, get prison raped and turn gay.

[BlueKnightNight]

Chris, raging out on Adam Stackhouse after Parappa the Rapper contest.

[Isaia]

I RAGED

This is immature behavior even for an autistic person.

[rossthef0x]

why do you think everyone calls him a manchild to begin with? he is CURRENTLY 27 years old an STILL PLAYS WITH POKEMON CARDS!!!

[Lyph3]

He doesn't just play with them... he makes his own.

[SonichuIsPrettyCool]

I'm a normal person and I play pokemon cards with my younger siblings. You can't judge him because of pokemon cards, you should judge him because of him drawing cartoon hedgehogs doing the nasty.

[rossthef0x]

yes, but this guy is like, 27 years old, and when he played PTC game, he was like, the ONLY adult player there and everyone else was around 10 years old, not to mention he pitches a fit each time he lost and punches a hole in a wall here and there...oh, and theres a good chance he is a pedo too...

[PAVN]

@rossthef0x Is that how he got kicked out of the hobby shop?

[AyabieLover20]

@rossthef0x whats PTC?

[rossthef0x]

@AyabieLover20 Pokemon Trading Cards