Airline Announcements-George Carlin 1/2

[movieegrl13]

Pre-suck my genital situation!!

[RandomGuy1994]

SEATBELTS: HIGH-TEC SHIT

[emperorSG]

George Carlin is the best of all time and I like all his shows and jokes. He was the only one that made me laugh so hard my stomach started to hurt!!!

[mrbiggles563]

52 people give airplane safety lectures

[bettinaruft68]

Hey, what i learend: Don´t be afraid of prssure.

Remember that pressure is what turns a lump of coal into a diamond.

[xalahuj]

BROKEN PLANE

[DestinyCalypso]

I want a Grateful Dead Tshirt and a Fuck You Hat now!

[BraveManNewWorld]

...and get out of the plain, where i can help others.... hahhahahha

[SURFSUP373]

"I say FUCK YOU i'm getting in the plane" - my air hostess said 'get on the plane' and I lol-ed so bad! xD

[fasterbass123]

i was on a plane 2 days ago and I noticed this asian guy who actually couldn't figure out how to put his seatbelt on, and he wasn't joking!

[Friss99]

@fasterbass123 in a plane

[fasterbass123]

@Friss99 woooooooow i can't believe i messed that up even after listening to him haha

[fasterbass123]

"you know what I tell these people, pre-suck my genital situation!"

[thatdrummerguy76]

GENIUS CARLIN!!!!!1!1!!

[Pher0cious]

GET ON THE PLANE!!!!!

[jtkronk]

His absolute Best bit ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lev875]

Preboard: to get, before you get on!

[Henderson8193]

lol!

[bettinaruft68]

Near miss - a collition is a near miss... he is so right, think of the grammers 

[AKAcolide]

get on the plane FUCK YOU IM GETTING IN THE PLANE!!!

[lovelymusic92]

"Seatbelt : High tech shit!" <3

[gwhitney2]

His expressions are so hilarious! XD

[sassyplayer1]

"PRE-SUCK MY GENITAL SITUATION" lmfao

[GenericAsianBoyLTD]

he's like Statler and Waldorf wrapped into an old hippy

[reckless1ify]

I remember I was in a plane and during the safety lecture I was listening to this part on my iPod. Funny as hell!! XD

[rebeccoesj]

Hahaha unsceduled cornfield and houseing development stops seem to interupt the flow of my day :'D

[DrP1po]

best piece of comedy ever ...

[kclantern1984]

50 people don't know how to use a seat belt

[Elwink]

he's such a genius, just found him out and I can only suggest you to get all his shows saved and locked down, it's timeless stuff.

[chickenringNYC]

The Grateful Dead T-Shirt and the Fuck You hat.. kills me every time..

[Rotneybot]

Get in the plane, get in the plane!

FUCK YOU, I'M GETTING IN THE PLANE!

I bursted out with laughter! XDD

[Rotneybot]

@Rotneybot Get on the plane, get on the plane*

[Quantumzzzzzzz]

one of his greatest routines :D

[emoteen134]

Suppose your child has a pituitary disorder....ROOF FILES OFF!

[InterEDGE]

Boarding process, sounds important. IT ISN'T.

[emoteen134]

put your seat back-forward. the hell? XD

[MariaD13]

49 people couldn't get tickets to the rain event

[AnalieSkywind]

PRE-SUCK MY GENITAL SITUATION!

[XxXNick1925XxX]

Hilarious, George was a genius.

[breemher342]

LMFAOOO super high tech laugh... Love this guys so much..

[ghj6363]

Pre-suck my genital situation!

[nelsonr12]

PRE SUCK MY GENITAL SITUATION

[936nh]

If u said anything to the like that to the stuwardess now to u would be fucked over

[catothewiser]

Wouldn't it be funny if they named an airport after him? :-) We should start an Internet movement to do so. LOL!

I can listen to this again and again even though I know it word for word.  That, to me , is a mark of quality. There are a dozen or so movies I have watched many times over - if a movie doesn't meet that criterion I don't call it a "good movie" usually.

[Feldspatvertreter]

COCKpit :D hilarious

[PINTEINSELF]

Look... They nearly missed :D:D:D:D

[Feldspatvertreter]

@PINTEINSELF yes. but not quite. XD

[lefdepord]

Pre-ready your seatbelts.

[dekakashi94]

@lefdepord I dont remember that being in this one. What time stamp is it at?

[lefdepord]

@dekakashi94 Not sure, we're kind of in a situation here. I will now begin the remembering process. I'm having a remembering event, want tickets?

[BrinkyWasHere]

@lefdepord I'll take two, i'd like to bring a date, may we pre-enter the remembering event?

[caspercool1001]

I made the terrible mistake of drinking water to this...

[mk3striker]

@caspercool1001 i made the mistake of drinking broth during this.... it burns!!

[mrfarenheit0323]

hahahhahahah pre suck my genitals situation

[Silentbreez1]

7:10+ - the best part

[maxydude98]

Wonder if the Rain Event organizers would bring the event to Singapore. I hope i can get tickets to that!

[getalife67]

I miss this old tart!

[freedomland11]

@getalife67 Carlin is laughing Now!!!

[hailzmarie1]

i was on a plane yesterday and i just kept gut laughing through the whole "safety lecture" all i could hear was george carlin!

[MrNeosantana]

@hailzmarie1 Same shit happened to me...

[extasist]

@hailzmarie1

on the plane ? why not in the plane?

[Lightning4119]

@extasist He's a fan of Evel Knievel!

[vikingsreturn]

@hailzmarie1 the same thing happened to me too, i couldn't stop laughing, especially when they said "and breath normally", couldn't stop thinking about "I also shit normally" hahahahaha

[mroldschoolhiphop1]

@vikingsreturn lol

[adventuresofsamy]

@hailzmarie1 haha, and I'm sure people were like, why are they laughing? 0_o

[MADDOG6400]

@hailzmarie1 You mean, you were "IN" the plane. Let Evil Knievel get on the plane. :)

[hailzmarie1]

what i wouldnt give to know this guy

[peaceandmetal88]

"...and get out of the plane where I can help others"...LMAO!

[farah73]

I'm so sorry that this great man had died. He was a GENIUS!

[skeerozero]

If I could put my seat back forward I'd be in porno movies. Lmmfao!!!"

[Benjiekaponi]

Seat belts!!! High-tech shit!!!! hahahaha

[Benjiekaponi]

When 2 planes almost collide they call it a near miss!!! Its a nera hit!!! xD

[gunter099]

i laugh evertime i hear this... george, you were one of a kind

[hjbvh1]

They say: get on the plane. FUCK YOU, I'm getting IN the plane

[FabiJenneke]

It still cracks me up everytime when I listen to the airline announcements in the plane. I'm always the only one laughing...thanks George! :D

[Jello4life]

I go around the fat f*ck XDDDD! that's too funny

[MariaD13]

5,140 people are carrying on on the plane.

49 people couldn't get ON the plane.

[vamplove6]

Haha "What about those with large children?"

[RoMisSoCool]

there is only two stats an oven can be - hated or unheated

[MADDOG6400]

"..on the flight deck, which is the latest euphemism for "COCK PIT!" Can't imagine why they wouldn't want to use a lovely word like "COCK PIT!" Can you? Especially with all those stewardesses going in and out of it all the time!"

[maxydude98]

"Holy shit i hope i can get tickets to that!"

[ArnixBarnijs]

pre-suck my genital situation

[mufc187]

"Seatbelt : High tech shit!"

lmfao

[matt4lyfe]

LOL I actually did hear a weatherman in Toronto say "Rain Event" the other day.

[TheAviation98]

Hahh:) this is hilarious!

[GreenLaserFilmz]

49 people couldn't get tickets to the rain event.

[anjilyn2]

This is funny as ...couldn't help thinking of those friends of mine who are Flight Attendants, (who could use a good laugh too about now from something so old), God Bless them, and RIP Mr. GC

[1niloc3]

ahhh the use of the english language!!! lol got to love this man.

[philip120683]

So true about the 'near-miss' word. IT'S A NEAR-HIT!!!

[zbtheunlikelyhero]

i would've loved to have flown in an airplane with this guy haha

[DominoesPizzuh]

@zbtheunlikelyhero Too bad he is dead.

[zack89469]

THERE SEEMS TO BE LESS WIND IN HERE!

[NIR111Class]

48 people can pre-suck my genital situation.

[vdtot2004]

Carlin will forever be epic!

[number9080]

when i went to District of Columbia (to try to sound important) this was going through mind

[hannuka149]

48 people don't seem to understand what he is talking about it.

[eraider60]

"About this time, someone is telling you to get on the plane. 'Get on the plane. Get on the plane.' I say 'FUCK YOU, I'm getting IN the plane. Let Evel Knievel get ON the plane." HAHAHAHA! xD

[dsfddsgh]

@eraider60 LOL I know one of the best lines ever.

[Shinsatsusama]

George Carlin Genius

[rpbkrpbk]

its quite unusual that the most rated comments are not some stupid shit like "i find this video hard to masturbate to" or "is this weird that i have a boner", but actual quotes from Carlin ; )

[jetliigor]

i think that's because people respect one of the best stand up comedians of all time. It's George Carlin, Rodney Dangerfield, Sam Kinison, and Richard Pryor. They are the best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be.

[fuckyounotme1]

look they nearly missed :D

[W1kk3dMango]

lol 0:41 itsjustabunchofpeoplegetingona­nairplane!

[92796Apollo]

I actually asked the same thing he did about the seatbelt on the airplane. I was trying not to laugh my ass off.

[jlew92xx]

RIP george

[THEAWSOMEGUY100]

4:58 BEST DANCE MOVES EVERR!!!!!

[rcjs2051]

I LOVE THE SAFETY LECTURE!

[kramnesnay]

the smartest most insightful comedian ever!

[meb111]

48 people didnt get tickets to the rain event

[TheWaluigiking]

I say fuck you i'm getting in the plane!!

[pilotbutterfly]

How about PREmature ejaculation?

[GankScum]

poof! they nearly miss!! xD

[theplumchow]

i'd like all 48 ppl who disliked this PRE-SUCK MY GENITAL SITUATION!!!!

[DjfunkmasterG]

LOL @ 5:00 - 5:23

[Sparta861]

Louisiana is expecting a rain event.HOLY SHIT!I hope i can get tickets to that!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[AeriaGl0ris]

Oh George, you are sorely missed. And videos like this are the reason why!

[luvangel1883]

funniest stuff ever! can't find anyone who makes me laugh this good! God bless George! RIP

[latvietissssss]

@luvangel1883 He was an atheist. :P

[Nogarkhaz]

what a grammar nazi. so hilariosu

[hattrick116]

Does anyone hear a really obnoxious guy at around 5:50?

[hiddenpoetintheband]

He was one twisted man, God i love him

[THACYP]

48 people don't know comedy

[TMusic5]

FUCK you, I'm getting IN the plane! Let Evel Knievel get ON the plane!

[TheWaluigiking]

@TMusic5 I already said that

[TMusic5]

@TheWaluigiking Good for you, buddy. Do you want a cookie?

[TheWaluigiking]

@TMusic5 Yes please!

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

@TMusic5 fucking funny as hell

[ElenaXVI]

@TMusic5 LMAO he uses the same word himself. "Just a bunch of people getting ON an airplane". Maybe you should start listening more critically rather than to lick people's balls.

[druglover200]

PRE SUCK MY GENITAL SITUATION!

hahahaaha i love georgey soo much

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

he is GOD RIP GEORGE CARLIN YOU MAKE LAUGH SO HARD

[mindaugas179]

"fuck you, im getting in the plane" XDDDDDDD

[migeezel]

What the fuck is the point of a preview????

[Flashbang232]

47 people are trolls

[12mdujmo]

Simply No.1 comedian in the world! The rest are his students!

[Mondomeyer]

@blackanot Better make that 50 people.

[ARJU1993]

so politically incorrect. HAHHAHAH i love it

[thesmallcontroller]

you know he is the narator of thomas the tank engine and friends

[ViperRob42]

Near miss? ITS A NEAR HIT!

[WhattaBitchh]

FUCK YOU im getting ON the plane

[sestren2503]

45 people couldn't get tickets to the rain event.

[xSilentVeterenx]

in the unlikely event of a loss in cabin pressure....ROOF FLY'S OFF!

[river750777]

i must go to the nearest farm house, have a doctor pepper and call the pollice.

[ovidiu9412]

epic

[TomandaustinRV]

45 people work on the "flight deck"

[TrojanTurtle]

@TomandaustinRV i dunno why they wouldnt want to use a lovely word like COCKPIT do you?

[splintersoldier]

ROOF FLIES OFF!

[rocker4u123]

have a Dr. Pepper

[MrPoiboi815]

Long live George Carlin!

[92621249]

@MrPoiboi815 he is already dead ! R.I.P Carlin

[MrPoiboi815]

@92621249 he'll never die!

people like you will go out of this world with out any one caring or missing you! but this guy is a legend and he will make the world smile forever and ever! so don't you tell me he's already dead! YOU BIG FAT FUCK!!!!!!!!!

[92621249]

@MrPoiboi815 Are you justifying your ignorance ? because you cannot say long live to dead people, can you?"

[MrPoiboi815]

@92621249 I think I just did!

[charliefarlie20]

'a rain event, holy shit i hope i get tickets for that!' lmao!!

[ittihadyforever]

seat builts....high teck shit

[crowtservo]

0:40 It's just a bunch of people getting on an airplane.

3:00 Get on the plane. I say fuck you, I'm getting IN the plane.

[AlwaysDreamChaser]

for those who like listenning to george carlin but dont really understand the point of what he is saying.

the system bahaves to us like we are retards (or we already are???) and any thinking person knows that. and can realize that and get angry.

i repeat it. only those who think can realize it.

[lolololololol1234561]

one of my favorite skits

[whyunofunny]

45 people like to get on the plane, and not in the plane.....fuck them.

[thi711]

Pre-suck my genital situation! nuff said :)

[Chaotica5150]

45 people like to sound important.

[Frappuccino1988]

George Carlin saved my mind when I was younger, I'll never forget him. I show these clips to anyone who hasn't heard of him (for whatever unforgivable reason)

[1974BigJay]

45 people must have been Dane Cook fans

[baboowh]

a NON STOP flight :-DD

[AshenPhoenix]

"Near miss." He's so right it's scary. It's such a needlessly confusing and stupid term.

[hailzmarie1]

its a near hit!!!!!!

[nazirdjon]

change of equipment - BROKEN PLANE!!!!

[mustaqbal123]

too funny. you will always be missed george.

[queenrocks77]

imo this is Georges best polished bit. it just has a flow.

[Fatties09]

George Carlin is one of the best and brightest.

[shoveitupyours13]

is it just me or did his vioce crack when he said cripples at 7:43 or 7:44?

[roastedzerglings]

@shoveitupyours13 so fucking what?



[kainzz]

note to self:

dont drink anything while watching George Carlin

[00Indeedibly00]

..."and get out of the plane where I can help others" ;D