Literally Shorts #2.5

[GamingCakes]

Да здравствует Советский Союз и brentalfloss

[bagleman64]

goddamnit... WHY CANT I LIKE OR SUBSCRIBE MORE THAN ONE?!

[jeffepeffen]

ive heard the swedish missheard lyrics on this national anthem so much that it sounds VERY wierd

[PikaPower131313]

roses are red

violets are blue

in soviet russia poem writes you

[hooversom]

wheres #2.4 :(??

[LadyGumibaer]

Soviet National Anthem! I love that song!

[Drumbegscottie]

Am I the only communist brentalfloss fans here? Well, just to say, great video brentalfloss, keep up the good work. (FYI, today's Russian Federation still use the same tune to the motherland's anthem, but just with different lyrics.)

[borbo23]

@Drumbegscottie Nope, you're not the only commie fan of Brentalfloss.

[Perrasfilmer]

Staaaaaackaaars negerslav!!!!!!

[TirakunsaursRex]

i kinda thought it was gonna be who sneezes the loudest XD this was delightful though

[YuiVayden]

hahahahaha ive done that once at my grandmas house.. then she looked at me like i was completely crazy and walked away

[lunar800]

whats the theme of this video called

[daidioto]

-HAHAHA and that's about what I said when I saw this video.

-Oh really? BANG!

-Oh, no, you killed me!

-You're welcome.

[8sblack]

One man single handedly defeated the commies!

[WolvAngelKat13]

So thats how the cold war happened! Man my history teacher was off!

[hanskritzel]

Oh my God, i accidently blinked and missed the video! xD

[IIIExioIII]

-Really?

-No, BANG! xD

[Notokayipromise]

In Soviet Russia overpowered is Commando!

[Metalik4ever]

Союз нерушимых,республик Советских.

[MinuteManMaxx15]

i have some suggestions for your series:

friendly fire, egg roll, firecracker, key board, face off, black ball, small talk, killing time, top gun, elephant in the room, speed (like the drug?) dating, speed reading, tape worm.

That's all i got.

[CommandoKrueger]

Haha, sharshooter n supersoldier, guerrilla tite mayn, he tryed bust one in his invincible azz yo.

[justmymage]

KILL ALL COMMIES! (not rly, but most of the world sees them as the bad guys (and theya re in my opinion) no provacy, no private owning, IT SUCKS (and USSR was mostly propaganda, if they ahd told the truth about everything then they would have been fucked in the ass by their own civies and soldiers (basicly, communism sucks!)

[starguy13]

@justmymage Propaganda on both sides. Don't deny that both the Russians and the USA were only told that the other side was evil. Most governments are mostly propaganda.

PS. it is privacy not provacy.

PPS. How old are you? Because most people my age are a little more open minded than you are.

PPPS You are just repeating the USA's propaganda about Communism, so please do the research :)

[agentcamo]

@justmymage Hey ignorant bastard,the USSR was socialist, Hence the terms,

Union of Soviet Socialists Republics......

Learn things before you post.

How is killing me and my friends going to solve your problem...?

What have communists done to you..?

and In the cold war, if there was a real war i think The East would win..

They had bigger bombs and nukes, for example Tzar Bomba

[justmymage]

@agentcamo cold war=worlds biggest cock contest, and communism is the next phase from socialism, and you cant deny that the ussr wasnt a communist state, but for example, i hate commies, but not the russian people (that were under communism) i dont want to kill eny1, but to tell to communism to fuck off, and i think that mixture of socialism & capitalism works the best since no HC capitalism but no HC socialism either, like state owns hospitals, schools etc but private business exist freely.

[SAOS451316]

@agentcamo

Correction: The USSR was a fascist state, as the people had no power, just like China today. They both are examples of what happens when people let their power be subdued.

[Choconight]

Wait, I think the left guy shooting the right guy is just another "cold" reference.

[mrvalbar]

Thank you for russian song, Brentalfloss!

P.S. Just I am russian :)

[Czyerx]

BEST 5 SECONDS WAR EVÁ :'D

[BACHE1N2]

the song in the beginning reminds me of the fire emblem theme.

[agentcamo]

GET OUT OF HERE

[redbandit501]

lol

[BattleonOmega]

Cold War actually means to ignore the other opponent and not fight at all :D

[Taterzoid]

That was THE BEST 26 SECONDS EVER!

[PivotStorm]

faved

[PivotStorm]

lol! i love short random stuff XD

[runescapedude47]

in  soviet russia gun shoot you

[ShadowFireStudios]

Why's everybody so fucking serious about?

It's a joke for god's sake.

I laughed. Big deal?

No.

Now let the man do what he's good at; BEING FUNNY.

[PHILRYABKIN]

Do you love the old Soviet Union?

[SRH911]

God, every time I hear the Russian Nation Anthem, I always think of that part in "A Fish Called Wanda" where John Cleese dances around nekkid speaking in Russian. Bleh.

[BostonDFi]

I think of Rocky IV

[Skull10]

I think the Hunt for Red October.

[demanicdotcom]

Hey Brentalfloss, you wanna reply to my comment so I can feel like a badass and brag to my friends? It could just be "Douche" if you'd like. I live too far away and can't get your autograph, so being called a douche on youtube would be the next best thing!

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

Whats the name of the score you are using?

[JayL18]

It's the Russian National Anthem, Silly.

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

So thats it then? Just russian National Anthem? I'm looking for current scores to download, so I wanna make sure I have the right name.

[brentalfloss]

More specifically, the national anthem of the former Soviet Union. Pretty, isn't it?

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

Indeed it is. Good short too :)

[MileyRocks746]

united forever, in friendship and labour, the mighty republic, will ever endure, the great soviet union, will live through the ages, the deams of the people, their fortress secure!

[XeroStixx]

HA!...bang, ouch...oh dear Ive died.

[ZEROGAME53]

HURRAY FOR FINLAND FOR KILLING THAT RUSSIA TOY! :D (p.s. i'm from finland)

[iceblitzyt]

ROFL

[elisitah00]

HAHAHAHAH

[SpaceGhostNZ]

What makes those weird tears appear in the video?

[Redtheundead]

Soviets with British accents?

Oh, god, we're doomed.

[MouthwashBand]

curse the crossbreeding of soviets and Englishmen to make a superior annoying communist as apposed to the old ones........or chinese

[reixo]

Cool Story Chap!

[mancamiatipoola]

reply:

It was just a joke, pal.

If u can't take a joke, go sit on your nuts until they become numb (a clever way to avoid name calling on my part).

Smoke and chill.

[dsgamez]

Let Bretalfloss do the joking, okay?

I don't see the humor in saying "This shit is short" on a video called "Literally Shorts". Maybe it's my fault?

[digga1o1]

and thats how it ended :3

[0GYROHULLU0]

3 words: LotsOfLaugh

[KumaRAGE17]

lol Love your English accent.

[Erekai]

I thought Civil War was better, but I love all the Literally Shorts, hahaha.

[PCPFilmz]

hey man i love your videos, really creative, really funny, it really brightens my day when i see that you have a new video up

Keep up the great work!

[rocklikeyoumeanit]

Lol!!!!!

[Shadonara]

That was strangely epic.

[mancamiatipoola]

DAMN, this shit is short !

But funny XD !

I've heard fart jokes longer than this !

XDD

[TheUDonald]

Wow, that was strangely amusing actually.

Very funny, Very good!

[Finalkfka]

Russian National Anthem.

[PirateMovieBand]

Thanks dude.

[TranceCore3]

Lol. I dunno why I didn't expect that.

[Zengx]

lol! so simnple, so funny!

[willuseonce]

knew it took you forever!

[animesrevolver]

modern warfare :')

[skilledrussiankid]

Soviet anthem ftw.

[AgentCDI]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, GUN SHOOTS YOU!

[nerd12123]

@AgentCDI i'm pretty sure that's not only soviet russia. :P

[Goldstar127]

@AgentCDI Isn't it the other way around?

[linkinparklvr013]

@AgentCDI thats pretty much evrywhere in the world but i get the joke

[ZoomingDakota]

Really? No. Doof!

[zab666]

but why did the red one kill the brown one? red is the colour of commuinism...but they didnt win....shit i will have nightmares other this...

[guilhugas]

its just a COLD war XD AWESOME!!

[TiagoJ7T]

LOL

Nice one. :)

[NightGoblin5]

cod4

[Anayo]

5 stars.

[phobass]

brentalfloss. i don't think you quite understand how much i appreciate you.

[DJDoubleM]

whats the song in the background

[GabeGT]

The Russian anthem.

[skilledrussiankid]

Soviet* anthem.

[bpwwhirl]

I'm glad you're getting a chance to play with your new green wall, Mr. Floss.

[chocoboy02]

I do love my self some Russian Music.

[willuseonce]

took him 5 hours to make that : D

[brentalfloss]

I did have to meticulously Sharpie a brown soldier to make him look red.

[Slyx0r]

LoL, good one ^^

[Menegoth]

forgive my historical ignorance for a second, but what does the left guy firing refer to?

[Keeroe]

Well, based on the accent I would say he is Brittish.

[fitemil]

that would be Jacob

[MasterGanon07]

lol nice.

[Schmidt54]

yay comrades, for the glory of the Soviet Union and her workers and peasants! :D

[OmfgItzNIIM]

Hahahaha I love this

[pseudohippie55]

the English accent just makes it 10X funnier

5 stars

[kayoken]

cute vid

[Dirkzero1]

not Exceptionally funny, but I did chuckle, and that's all I ask for from such a short vid..

[Kcets]

FOR THE MOTHERLAND! :P

[SpartanSonic94]

that funny

[xdjvenomx]

I was totally expecting "Communist party" when I heard the music.

[Qermaq]

That is one hell of a party, the Communist Party.

[Morag0]

hehe

not bad ~

[5b]

lol, and the troll start showing up now. Took them a while. They hit Tay Zohnday a lot faster. They must be losing their touch. Or...I just haven't noticed them because their insults were just too small.

[ShineOn0324]

Love it!

[arabrockerman]

Copyright at the end LMAO!!!!!!

[KilllerX]

-.- you lost you humor fast with these...

[sonic51489]

I wish i could rate more then 5 stars

[SwiftOmega]

BEST SEQUEL 5/5

[mariothecellist]

Once I saw "Cold War" I had a pretty good idea of what to expect from you Floss. I'm happy you used the same accents from the prequel

[inuyasha569]

lol, funny

[Daxteris]

i haz teh same soldier on the right :D

[anthony129921]

Me Tew ! =D

[wulfman15]

Epic win!

[rockyace42]

Nice! A sequel to my favorite LS!

[bonino87]

lololol

[rsntofunktron]

awesome

[manbearpigsereal]

I's sad that the only reason people know about the anthem is through CoD4 :(

Such a shitty game, great video though floss!

[PolygonKirby]

So? its not like Cod:Waw was any better, if anything, cod4 is best of the series

LLLLOOOOLLLL

[ILostMyOreos]

lolz, I love this song!!!

[AwesomeKoko1]

this is exactly how it happened. five bucks.

[ACBGamer24]

Haha I recognized the Russian anthem (or whatever) from playing Call Of Duty 4 too much.

[pyr0ma5ta]

wat

[xSilentKhaosx]

hahaha nice. talk about a quick laugh....which of course has just been ruined by my fucking dad in the middle of me typing that. Eh whatever..good video dude I shall give it 5 stars lol

[ZombieMurdock667]

school has LIED to me!

[Ackyay]

It's Called PROPAGANDA.

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE!

[toskalaXownage4]

lol!

[CollectiveChi]

lol

[piebot8675309]

its funnier becuz they didnt use guns in the cold war!

[LNOL]

Kinda predictable. Good effort, though.

[PPGAMrClean]

Well no shit....it's a LITERALLY SHORT!!! dumbass

[Deathrender98]

I thought it'd be a battle of people coughing on eachother. >.>

[pugwishbone17]

you should turn it into a series, makin g onee for each war

[jakab11]

nice

[Temposama]

Great way to boost the revenue income eh Floss? ;) I'm on to your little scheme my friend! :p

[JaysterHere]

LOL xD

[PirateMovieBand]

What is the name of the composer, or song for that matter? I would love to know.

[arntrich]

It is The National Anthem of the Soviet Union, composed by Alexander Alexandrov.

[atomixfang]

It is the national anthem of Russia

[narutero64]

awesome... I was thinking about a Communist Brentalfloss...

how about a "Cuba Missiles Crisis" with cigars?

[RockJosiah]

:'D Awsome

[921144666]

Rocky 4!

[Bombodil]

Haha these are awesome

[hriewr]

hahahaha lol made my day :D

[supersane101]

You could always do World War with Earth and Mars fighting. :D

[weerd2normal]

there was no gunshots in the cold war, wtf you talkin bout

[ZomgLazorz]

so i heard spetsnaz won?

[ezzye3]

lol is that a MGS reference

[ZomgLazorz]

cod4:P

[lobofelagund]

you just made my day bud =)

[inzyster]

simple and fun. :D !

[Debbie321lopez]

Do a literaly short about the dutch Politian/Commedian Geert Wilders.. Bet i'll crap my pants watching that!

[TheDreadMan]

In Soviet Russia, GUN FIRES YOU!!!!

[CloverNoodle]

God, the Soviets had the best National Anthem EVER.

[caclsman]

Great job.

[ZackNeville]

Russian music is awsome

[jb246802]

THAT MADE MY DAY LMAO XD

[theshadowninja93]

...shit just got real XD

[WhoblehwahV2]

lmao. Wow.

[VAB0L0]

Why did that sound like Terrence and Phillip (minus the fart jokes)?

Good juuuurb!

[AlcoholicRobot]

EPIC MUSIC!!!

[eatingfood1]

meh to commie music

[bogulmon]

Are you mental? I'm not even Russian, and this song somehow fills me with patriotic justice. That is the power it holds.

[Menegoth]

"patriotic justice", that's a contradiction

[bogulmon]

Did you just get out of a politics class? Feeling like a powerful little anarchist? Yeah, fight the power! Governments should be afraid of their people and all that.

[FactorySong64]

It sure is chilly here.

[jopomeister]

MAKE MORE :D

But seriously, awesomeness in a stick doesn't beat the awesomeness of this :D

[reviewmaster007]

... what just happend?

[hoptop77]

i feel like playing call of duty for some reason

[peso1000]

That's chilly

[hoptop77]

i dont even know what that means

[jejeroyetompson]

wow brent... you upload so many video these day

THANKS!!

[RMD00]

In Soviet Russia Shorts short you!

[hjgardner79]

cpacibo comrade Smirnov!

[brentalfloss]

Nice.