Octopus vs Man

[justinefiona94]

Aww the octopus just wanted a cuddle! :)

[ImrickJamesbitch11]

why do they always gotta be doing some crazy shit like that

[MsTimStyler]

so stupid Japanese

f***ing bastard

[jadabitts]

You guys must be rapers or something cause that just looks like your rapping that poor octopus

[Ben1987X]

with video's like this ..I can understand now why christians are waiting for the rapture...

[justinefiona94]

@Ben1987X Fuck christianity. Jesus loving cunts.

[slade23777]

I always end up with some japanese crap

[iLeroyMusic]

I am at the wierd part of youtube again... and it's japanse again.

[Trebgah]

I'm sorry everyone. I don't WANT to be racist. But I fucking hate the Japanese...

[palangera]

what did he expect a hug ?

[gatorgurl7]

Was this rlly necessary? :/ poor octopuss

[winterthurskater]

got nothing else to do?

[gilmanFM]

That's just wrong on sooooo many levels... Silly people!

[polvotone]

This is horrible.

[Barwnos]

I just wonder how these stupid people are supposed to be the smartest on earth

[MoreThenSurvival]

poor octopuss :(

[ArtyomLastLight]

I knew if I watched enough Octopus videos on youtube I'd end up at some weird japanese shit eventually.

[waltnuts2]

@ArtyomLastLight rofl some story here bro

[Devoti]

@ArtyomLastLight for me it took two clicks....

[romeowinters]

From what I'm gettin there telling u how to get and octopus to release u if it has hold. I've heard of this before. Just a funny way of presenting it lol.

[prettypink318]

hes gonna have some major hickies

[GMcreations77]

foock you ching chong china!!

if i had my way i would blow you up!

[farnium]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[TheKeendriver]

I think we might need to fire up the Enola Gay for a second run.

[KKingstoneRR]

only the japanese... so nature sent them a big tsunami as a punishment someone could say...

[hellschatt]

wtf is this shit... i hope the octopus kills that fatass

[TheSpiritSai]

@hellschatt fuk u racist btch

[hellschatt]

@TheSpiritSai

racist? FCK YOU, you bastard. this is animal abuse and my comment wasn't even racist

[hellschatt]

wtf is this shit... i hope the octopus kills that fatass

[NiKKiBSEXCii]

i guess not all asians

are smart. cause this guy is an

complete idiot.

& this is animal abuse you assholes.

[Estileese]

fucking gook scientists

[svetlanalupesku]

VERY USELESS BREED!!!FUCKING SICK PEOPLE!!

[N0RMANtheB56]

im not sure what i just witnessed

[chucknorris249]

get a roon



[cabbage0dusk]

Ok... i kind of understand going in the tank with it as a challenge..... but why's he biting it? lol

[earweatwry46u7uy5i68]

I've seen enough japanese hentai to know where this os going.

[sega31098]

Calm down people.

They're not killing the octopus. They're just teaching people how to defend themselves from an attack of a giant octopus.

The man was not actually biting the octopus to death. He was simply putting his mouth over the animal. If he was, the tentacles would suddenly spasm and turn white.

The octopus was not hurt and they can survive around half an hour outside of water.

[iliya24izz]

Japanese people have always suck. They are one of the meanest crulest people on the planet. Fuck you japan for your sick and twisted ways. I hope more tsunamis come after you :D

[sega31098]

@iliya24izz

Said the one who favorited one of their creations.

[aaronfify]

Translation PLEASE!

[imdownlikethat]

FUCK YOU JAPAN!!!!!

[lephanskiiez]

Wtf

[ItsMeDauntless]

There was nothing wrong with the video..till he bit the octopus.

[Telumorea]

God really overestimated his ability creating us. Someday we'll go extinct as well. Keep hoping people !

[Telumorea]

@Telumorea As for those approving and encouraging these vids. What. Is. The Point. You won't improve them.

[abacus2524]

baka

[zICLeNziFy]

Disgusting..

[missstephanieb1]

Poor animal, its suffering terribly

[missstephanieb1]

these people are sick bastards and should be imprisoned for animal cruelty.

[tirybivide]

the man is sucker bitch

[Toureebo]

the octopus ran out of oxygen...

[DeathRow200]

only in fucking japan

[masterchief609]

its so sucky

[ccyanide92]

i dont get it, did he like, fuck it?

[sunmock]

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

[Sephyroth2ZA]

@sunmock lol

[MordyAndKittyNetwork]

Is he biting the octopus?...

[timkul76]

sucks :(

[DjDePutaMadre]

Saddd!! :-(

[DjDePutaMadre]

This is sad:-(

[lovemyhammer]

This is probably the only thing these japs can do with their life. Pathetic.

[SuperSonicLogan277]

wow do you know how not funny this is. its the sadest most horrible thing ever. why are most japanese people such IDIOTS.

[kingsam001]

man is he having sex with it or what thumps up if u agree

[antoniabuffy]

and that is one of the many reason japs disgust me.

[salsachihuahua]

i can't imagine the nightmare that would be for the octopus

[MrInfiniti22]

japanese people are idiots.

[tacochibigirl]

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

[DaBizness13]

@tacochibigirl LMNO!!!

[qxrohamxp]

Poor Octopus, you guys deserved the tsunami.....

[Benandbjshow]

why isnt a chick doing this it would be tentacle porn

[gatorrz4lif]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!??!!

[Shadoworange5]

Geez...What an idiot comments ever....y'all dont fuck undy what they said...they said how to get off octopus's many arm stuck on you...if that happened to you in the ocean...Pffft. they showed you for tip. dumbass.

[Nesembria]

poor poor animal.

the japs are kinda loony when it comes to entertainment

[SailorSaturn69]

What are they doing to it? Biting it? Kissing it?

[elcucuyfeo]

What did the bomb do to those people?

[justanotherangryguy1]

only in japan

[FuckinCrazyness]

they make fear factor look like kids show

[MrJasonbaxter1987]

is this Japanese porn?

[MrJasonbaxter1987]

I love the Japanese

[FinalBreathofAnalog]

that is so gross,I wouldnt do any of that for a million bucks...

[deisingerdeisi]

che japaneses are silly like a stone,

[Carlosrenti]

poor animal . these people are really sick and also the people who enjoy these shows . its not funny to torture an animal .

[MastaMattv2]

@Carlosrenti I find it hilarious to Kill something , but first torture it and know it cant fight back coz your bigger and stronger then it.See i was picked on in highschool , and i later became a cop , to be an asshole and give ridiculas parking tickets to the people who called me a nerd.I also like to torture animals as when i kill them it gives me an un deserved sense of self accomplishment and makes me proud to be the dick head that i am today

[Celticavenger18]

@Carlosrenti shut the fuck up

[mrswagerondeckk]

@Celticavenger18 fight me pussy

[TheSpiritSai]

@Carlosrenti stfu u racist btch ass

[MrPyjamaTrousers]

@Carlosrenti You should know that these fucking cocksucoking Chinese people are sadists.

[AfrojacX]

@Carlosrenti Octopus have intelligence levels smarter than dogs, yet few would even consider doing this to a dog. I guess some people are just psychopaths.

[Mindcrime121]

I hope he got food poisoning!

[runescapeikill]

octupus porn

[22bearsfan]

why the fuck is pikachu hosting it 

[kinseeen]

that pooor octopus!

[icareaboutwhales999]

DID THE OCTOPUS GO IN HIS PANTS??? :O WUT A PERVERT TO MAKE AN OCTOPUS RAPE HIM LIKE THAT!!!

[icareaboutwhales999]

DID THE OCTOPUS GO IN HIS PANTS??? :O

[TheElectricKnight]

nice

[dieugrec71]

only in japan...

[catalynoo]

haha ..so what it the octopus eats a chinese guy.. there are plenty where that came from.. :)))

[MrLucas1121]

fucking putrid japs weak as piss the occy is dead i have caught hundreads of them after u kill them they still move and stick to u for a few hours . sick fucks kilkl a beutiful creature for some shitty show 

[crazyfan900]

what are they saying

[hansices]

Fucking japanese! I can't say what i feel because you are SO stupid. >:(

The public is laughing and the octopus is dieing

[kaderoder]

Yeah, stop eating our fucking whales too

[OgreWorld]

@kaderoder dude, don't you get it? They have to revenge themselves on the whales for hiroshima and nagasaki!

[John8785]

this is almost as cool as octopusgirl. com

[kornchick699]

the fuck....

[420floridaboy]

dumass

[djnanneex]

sono troppo dei deficenti questi qui

[TURKKNCL]

God, the Japanese have no limits...

[LillyTerrific]

animal cruelty.

[revolversmoke]

WHAT THE HELL PLS DON"T DO THAT TO THE OCTOPUS!

[Bbfishman]

@revolversmoke hippie

[revolversmoke]

@Bbfishman No I'm not a hippie, would you like that done to you? if you were an octopus probably no so shut up

[Bbfishman]

@revolversmoke hahahahaha hippie

[revolversmoke]

@Bbfishman *sigh* yea well I'm not one and your a dumbass

[alexjr2424]

i wish that octopus killed him...

[lovesjustlust]

Wth?

[ShadowRaver]

lol this shit is awesome, and it actually worked which also impressed me :P

[essexbassplaya]

WTF an octopus is a gentle inteligent creature , not to be used for a freak show like this poor thing was scared shitless and just trying to defend its selfe ... however i think it would have been funny to watch that silly fucking idiot restle with something that wouldnt have been scared and would have pulled his flesh off ! ....I.E a humbolt squid !

[pblomgren]

@essexbassplaya Humbolt squid, is that the Vampire thing? nickname? I'm not that familiar with octopus or squid.

[iccsouth]

suprise buttsecks!

[xandranesa101]

ill ask you true or false .

do they have balls ? hahaha

thumbs up if you asnwer is true . xD

[mummytuf2]

105 of those people who disliked this video will have a 105% of dying from a octopus one day not knowing what to do to save there selves.

[VictoriaManny]

@mummytuf2 YEAH BUT WE DONT HAV A CLU WHAT THEY R SAYING!!!!

[inseldon1]

i would like to know what part of the octopus it is they are biting... someone know?

[TinhVutXaUocMo]

don't you get ringworm from the octopus?

[ViLLaPiNoZ]

the octopus will need major theropy for what just happened

[mwillis1000]

Japanease are wierd!

[hugec4]

SURPRISE OCTOPUS SEX

[JessicaMidnight]

good adivice. interesting way of showing aducational info. octopie scare the S....out of me!

[lanimu808]

What is this japanease vs octpus porn?

[jd6565888]

harsh chinese bastards. or Japanese, hmmm or Thai...... or Vietnamese!!!

[VicJones01]

What is wrong with Japanese people???!!! Seriously, that is wrong on soooo many levels.

[astarethatcouldkill]

Haha wow!!! Epic fail!!!!!

[likylakyloo]

HAHAHHAHA! Trust the Japs to do something like this. God love em. And as for all you, I hate Japs, they all suck people, just think about how many more species of Octopi there are. These ones look pretty old too, id assume they'd be at the end of their life. They Octopi seemed to be enjoying themselves hugging that guy too

[raps1995]

damn chinks

[BRUTUS153624]

good jod

[ricin82]

japan: ridding the world of its marine life, one tasty species at a time

[ricin82]

i have no idea what theyre saying but im guessing theyre talking about how tasty they think it is with a bit of soy sauce and wasabi

[Tlovhak]

its tentacul Porn !!!!!

[pedropeter058]

i hate those faking japs there so faking wierd

[hmsfhs]

@pedropeter058 well then dont fucking look at them or talk to them dumb shit btw they probably made ur computer anywway so if hate them so much and think they are so weird dont use anything the japanese used u dumb fuck

[DimitryAw]

only in japan, they make out with a octopus

[808Productionz]

Name of the show in english? "Why mom said not to play with your food."

[steven2721994]

did he bit the oktopus? and killed it ?

[Jakethesnake340]

Thats Disgusting

[lewandlo]

Hey H3Media....For all you know it all`s it is still stupid to get in a tank with an octopus. It probably had it`s beak removed.That guy would have been bitten for sure.

[arcjustice]

Ok people, this an educational Show so i don't know why everyone is getting worked up about it with their stupid racist comments. They're only demonstrating how to fend against an octopus. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves it's people like you that are the reason why our country is fucked up. This show is perhaps very popular in japan and you have no right to accuse these people of animal abuse or tell them off. Next time don't criticize what you can't even understand.

[jeanhelen20]

i wonder the octopus is eating that somo wrestler because he is fat and delicious!

[urmotherslover11]

dumbass asians.

[24Rorschach]

@urmotherslover11 How ironic that you say that, dumbass

[tyrant313]

Thats just retarded. IF your unlucky enough to get attacked by an octopus im pretty sure your chances of being able to bite that spot in relation to its 8 limbs goin at you arent very good. Just sit back and make out with it, like this guy did.

[eilyac]

This makes me so sad. Why do we have to treat animals like this. Octopus are actually fairly intelligent. This is cruel.

[xXMeecrobXx]

I hope all asians with this voice die

[zerohehedgehog360]

the octapus had him by the balls at the beggining

[Pieceofshota]

Tentacle fetish people's dream come true...i'm kind of turned on. lol

[RokkoDeluxe]

Fuck Asians!

[stovnergutt]

@RokkoDeluxe Fuck Germans.

[Whattube007]

fuck china

[lizzieEmoXD]

@Whattube007 Japan retard.

[xiweiding]

@Whattube007 this isnt chinese.its japanese

[JellyLungs]

@xiweiding same thing

[xiweiding]

@JellyLungs that's like saying mexico and spain are the same >_>

[JellyLungs]

@xiweiding they are

[xiweiding]

@JellyLungs i pity your ignorance >_>

[JellyLungs]

@xiweiding i pity you

[xiweiding]

@JellyLungs it looks like 6 people don't

[JellyLungs]

@xiweiding it looks like 6 people lick your arse

[littlejimmy92]

god dam it

everyone who tells me that this has any kind of actual sense is a absolute moron

nothing but animal cruelity

imagine yourself being pressed under water by some jerks on TV, i guess you wouldnt like it either

but who cares, after the show the octopus is eaten anyway

[bALLSiD]

wut r they saying????

[MrZanealexkhan]

fucking animal creulty!

THAT'S HORRIBLE

lets see that fat fucker face the octopus in water...

fucking pussy