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  • First of all a hummer is not a glorified Tahoe you fucking idiot do some research, and secondly Jeeps SUCK there cheaply made and overpriced.

  • When the hummer has 1/4 of the service to the US Military as the Jeep then talk, in 15 years there will be no more hummers in the military...we all know that...and the Jeep has served over 60 years LOL hummer < Jeep

  • I meant to say a humvee is a bullet proof and explosive resistant vehicle

  • This is to xposr2viscious first of all the military does use jeeps and they don't use Hummers they use HUMVEES see the difference the hummer was made only to fit the style of the military car Hummers weren't made for outdoor woodland purposes a jeep is specifically made for that plus a freakin hummer isn't armored like a humvee a hummer is a heavily armored vehicle that is bullet proof and explosive resistant

  • this hummer no is the definitely original bicose im has hummer h2

  • this video is obviously a I HATE HUMMERS CUS ALL I CAN AFFORD IS A JEEP video. if jeeps were so great why doesnt the US military use them? oh right... cus they actually want theyre soldiers to have good reliable equipment.

  • Jeep has lost its way as of late they have stopped making all the vehicles that made jeep what it is today CJ5, CJ7, XJ

  • lol at 2:07

  • I like BOTH! They are designed for two completely different areas. The H1 was designed to carry weight / cargo the Jeep cannot handle. Weight usually = getting stuck more in off road situations. The H2 and H3 are designed for, and are purchased for more street driving than off roading.Many Jeeps in this video are modified, not stock. There are Hummers rescue Jeep videos as well. I own a Tahoe, dig it and have been saving hard for a Jeep. I will enjoy them both thank you.

  • lol just imagine the milatary driving in jeeps

  • Hummer, Chevrolet Trail blazer frame and components, with a hummer body on it.

    50k Chevy trail blazer.

    what a joke chevy is playing on its customers.

  • JEEPS RULE!

  • we just finished rebuilding a 1951 CJ3 and it runs great and should be tons of fun off road.

  • Yeah, the H2 is a joke. So are all of the other vehicles that have carried the "Hummer" name except for the original. They're all built built on a flimsy Tahoe frame and suspension (excpt orig) and were made to make rich people feel "rugged" and "outdoorsy". Most of them don't realize they just look silly.

    Wow... I didn't realize that an H2 weighs more than an "Up-Armored" Humvee. Tips the scales at 8600lbs! Now that's one fat ass! Useless vehicle. Useless people who drive them.

  • yea too bad you'll be broke after all the crap that you have to buy to make a jeep worthwhile....oh and the shit thats always breaking

  • @faded2blak You really don't know what you are talking about! I have less than $6,000 into my XJ and I will smoke even the original Hummer! You must be giving a "hummer" and smoking some pole! I have had 7 XJs and off-roaded the shit out of everyone of them. I had one that finally died at 580,000-miles! I never had to do a major repair to it, and 60% of those mile were off-road! You need to get your head out of your ass and get into reality like the rest of us!

  • @kc8ntp yes i do know what im talking about...i have about 13 friends with jeeps and not a single one of them has had their jeep without any problems...THIRTEEN OF THEM...jeeps suck get over it.

  • @faded2blak They must be fucking morons! I have owned a total of 27 Jeeps, which 7 of them have been XJs, and the only troubles I have ever had has been with transmissions in ZJs; other than that, I have never had too many problems with Jeeps! I had one H2 a few years ago, and got rid of it QUICK!

  • @faded2blak The H2 is a fucking, worthless gas pig from hell, that could not get out of it's own tracks on steep grades -- they are way too fucking heavy! Study Newton and you will see how weight effects hill climbing ability! I don't care what kind of tire you have, if you have too much weight trying to pull it back down the hill, you WILL lose traction. This is the nice thing about having a double (electrical and electronics) engineering degrees: I, actually, understand these concepts!

  • @kc8ntp you know whats funny you needed engineering degrees to understand that. you know whats even more funny...electrical engineering degrees have nothing to do with physics in reference to something such as hill climbing, which btw i was not referring to because i can honestly say i dont care. and no doubt an h2 is good for nothing with the exception that it can be used as a rolling barricade but that doesnt mean a jeep is any better because it isnt.

  • @faded2blak You are out of your mind! Electrical and electronics engineering requires a lot of physics! 

  • @kc8ntp no it really doesnt

  • if it is not a h1 its gay i know what a h1 can do i was in the army and went through all kinds off shit at ft benning un announced to my sgt,s lol but the truth the jeep was fist in the army that old little jeep u see in musems would go up anything and the comment that all the jeeps were heavly modded is bullshit if u call a set of mt,s and fenders cut heavealy modded and that no h2 were modded i saw one with a winch two with some kind of offroad tires its just like a lambo geting smoked by sti

  • Um where are u like dirt lot in your wallmart shopping center I drivemy BMW up that wtf GAY bid

  • YES THANK YOU!

  • i have a 2011 fully loaded rubicon black on black 6 speed 3.8 l air lockers nothing like a jeep baby

  • Hummers stay in your gayroges!!!!

  • Lets compare lifted jeeps to stock hummers? That isn't even a comparison not to mention a hummer weighs over 9k so your comparing vehicles not even in the same class. Might as well compare jeeps to geos, if you want a real comparison watch how xterra's out perform jeeps. Anyone who says hummer owners are gay is just jealous because they can't afford one

  • @thanks1038 ya know, I've heard that excuse before. "anyone who says hummer owners are gay is just jealous because they can't afford one" ... thats gotta be the worst excuse I've ever heard lol. If someone has the money then why would you ever wanna spend it on a hummer when you could buy something else for way cheaper and then use the left over money to make some sick off road modifications to it? It just doesn't make sense to choose a stock hummer over a modded off roader for the same price

  • @Barracuda340000 I never said that I myself would spend all that money on a hummer. I agree with you that you can buy a cheaper car and build a way better rig for half the price. I just said people who call hummer owners gay are usually ppl who can't afford them. I don't think the army is gay and they use hummers so... I drive an Xterra and I wouldn't trade it for anything out there so to each their own.

  • @thanks1038 I just disagree with the statement I guess. The military uses the HMMWV, not GM's knock off brand, but I get what you're saying. I don't dislike jeeps but I think Xterras are pretty sweet too actually. Have fun out there man.

  • Notice that all the hummers in this video were all using stock tires and no lifts while every jeep was heavily modified,

  • @alvher52 I don't care which vehicle is better either way but the first keep was stock....

  • JEEP4EVER!!!!

  • thats embarrassing i figured they would do better than that haha

  • H1 is a far superior vehichle to any posted in this video period. They can climb almost vertical if not vertical walls. They most certainly dont get stuck like these cars do or they wouldnt be in use by the army still today. Just an observation I dont recall the army using JEEPS since like WWII so yeah they are obsolete.

  • @suedepolo wwII, korea, and vietnam the americans used jeeps, hell the egyptian army still uses the J8. The only reason the jeep was taken off the American military market was because we needed something bigger but take a jeep and and a humvee into the jungle and the jeep will outperform because of its weight and short wheel base. Take them through a war zone and the hmmwv will outperform, see both have pros and cons. as long as you have fun off roading it doesnt matter what you wheel.

  • @suedepolo climbing up a vertical wall is nothing all u hummer fags try and brag about that well off course you can climb up a vertical wall when your tires stick up infront of your front bumper and thats nothing for a jeep type in jeep willys climbing up a pole. hummer sucks asssss

  • I traded my h1 and rubicon for a Honda civic... Never get stuck. Ever.. yall are posers. Honda 4 life

  • @jakegibson ya but isn't that Civic raping you on gas now? my TJ is great on gas, it just can't do uphill. and my hummer gets 42 mpg but can't crawl over the tree root comin up at the end of my driveway

  • I went wheeling about a month ago with two H3s, a Wrangler and a Cherokee. The two Hummers were close to stock, the Jeeps were heavily modified. We pulled one Hummer out once, we pulled the Wrangler out once, we pulled the Cherokee out constantly. One of the H3s made the whole course without getting stuck at all. Just an observation. The driver, tires and wheeling style make all of the difference. 

  • if jeeps are the best why does the military use hummers?

    if jeeps are better why can i type in jeep stuck an get 3 times the amount of vids then a hummer

    whoever posted this video is CLEARLY a HATER

  • @Donmud just an observation, the military uses H1s not 2s or 3s. I dont think anyone can argue the off road ability or brut strength of a h1. plus they can hold more ground units. as for the 3x more vids, im just gunna guess you didnt sit there and count all the vids and if you did......*face palm*. oh and if there are more jeep suck vids wouldnt that indicate that the hummer fans are the bigger haters, just sayin'

  • @Donmud The reason they're more stuck jeep vids is because jeeps are way more inexpensive. Hummers, Humvee's, H1's, Whatever you want to call them, all suck

  • @Donmud hummer sucks ass dont even talk you rick fuck

    

  • Why do Jeeps kick so much ass!?

  • h2 is heavier than a blue whale

    

  • jeep is also mortal babae

  • 2:00 and SNAP! Broken tie rod... or tie rod end, either or he's fucked.

  • sure civilian hummers suck they're made by gm

    

  • The jeep is definitely a more versatile off road vehicle. With it's power and light weight, it can definitely maneuver in many obstacles. Okay, the hummer was built to go off road too but with its bulkiness and heavy weight, it's tough to go through rough terrains. A jeep indefinitely better when it comes to non paved roads.

  • @ceasefire15 no better way to sum it up

  • im all about the jeep but this video isnt proving anthing just alot of pics and some vids but in completly diffrent scenarios doesnt really prove jeep is better or worse......but jeep is deff better

  • 2:38 oh man whats that pulling that hummer out the mud? looks like a jeep to me buddie

  • @Shawn3681 a dumbass if they anit 4 off-road y do the military use em u dumbass

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  • @GMCBeasT why did they use jeeps first in the world wars DUMBASS, besides they just have good torque engines the h1s only have like 53 horses, jeeps own get over it or go play in traffic

  • You hummer boys will never learn! Hummers were made for soccer moms and rappers.... NOT for serious off roading! Not even a humm-V can do what a Jeep can do... The proof is in the video... now go get your kids from practice!

  • @MJjosepho1 Kiss my ass. Size OBVIOUSLY isn't an issue. A guy can have a big **** and still be a pussy. Your H2 would probably get stuck before you even had the chance to run me over anyway.

  • Our H1's in the ARMY did this all the time...(2:00) SNAP!!!!

  • If u get one on the humvees out there they will whoop up on a jeep but the hummers are just a suburban with a different body they are shitty. I have a xj with a 6.5 lift and it goes everywhere without lockers if it had lockers it would be unstoppable

  • there is no comparison between a jeep and h2. an h2 is a luxury vehicle with the option of going of road. plus jeeps are half the size of hummers, a vehicle as big and heavy as the h2 will never perform as well as a jeep. you dont even need to show them in action, just take a picture of them side by side and you know which one will perform better off road and which one will be more luxurious.

  • obvio la carroceria del jeep es una minichingadera al aldo de una hummer h2

  • H1 = COOL

    H2 = Lolwhut?

    H3 = I'll walk the trails

  • im sure a militrery hummer would perform much better

  • @ht448 Not if your including all the armour...

  • @ht448 it would be too heavy to even come close :)

  • 132 people who watched this own hummers

  • Just like timbekk I traded my hummer H1 for a 2010 jeep sahara and let me tell I youste to thank of hummer as the ultimate off road vehicle bet ever sence I got my jeep now to me hummers just seem like a piece of shit jeep for ever baby

  • @M16503 how can you afford a new jeep when you cant even spell?

  • the jeep is small and short..so of course it will go better than the hummer..video does not show anything new.

  • I had a h-1 and it did pretty good. I did get stuck alot...  How ever I own a lifted 97 xj now and will say I will never go back and im glad I traded even up. I got the better deal hands down.

  • @timbekk I am a jeep guy, but you seriously traded an h1 for an xj?

  • Whole load of bias in this vid.. U gotta know how to use ur offroader.. Sorry FJ TOYota guys u shouldn't be making fun of h2's, ive seen old explorer sports make it through more.. Either way this is just another vid to continue an old argument of jeep vs hummer.. This one is just pro jeep.

  • 2:12 can anyone identify those tires? i like the pattern.

  • @winnabego I believe thous are from a company called Terra Trac, they look like the Hercules.

  • or illegal wheelin videos?

  • so what is this? watch?v=MtWSXhWJt2I&feature=re­lated

  • If I wanted a HUMMER I see your Mom Jeeps are ok give me my FJ Cruiser any day

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  • Lame

  • Don't waste your time, go to 3:05 to look at the Jeep's kick ass!

  • Hummer, the low rider of off road vehicles

  • Jeep>hummer. sorry that's just the way it is. Don't believe me go try to buy a 2011 hummer. LOL

  • hummer is the best

  • There sure are a lot of butt-hurt Hummer owners bitching and whining in these comments.

  • HUMMER = R.I.P.

    JEEP = 70 YEARS AND STILL GOING STRONG

  • Hummers can kick jeep's ass. Yea. So what. U can take ur roof and doors off. Do your dumb ass jeeps come with breathers on the hood standard? No. So if ur engine gets clogged with mud, don't come crying 2 us hummer peeps. Can u cram 250hp into an in line 5? No. Cuz u suck ass. They cost more cuz they have more features. And jeeps are cheaply made. Made by other cheap ass vehicles. Grow a pair and upgrade to GM. U'll be better off.

  • Yea way 2 look at the minimal downsides of hummers. Plus it's not always just the vehicles. It's also the driver and how well of a driver they are so why don't u look up actual off road tests then you start doin crap like this.

  • this people dont know any thing about hummer

  • I know jeeps are more capable but the sheer mass of the H2/H1 is just awesome and the H1 looks like you are ready for war

  • its a Jeep thing...Now i understand clearly ...

  • its a shame hummer no longer exists. They are pretty capable if equipped with the right drivers.

    and H2's should have came with sfa from factory.

  • this video sucks big fucking ASS!! you want to know why?? cause they only put pictures with hummers that are "already" stuck.. so..? that doesn't prove that the hummer sucks. i bet that if you look for videos with "jeeps" stuck, you would know that jeep and hummer are the same! and why are people compering "jeep" (car made for OFFROAD) with Hummer (CIVILIZED CAR made for ROAD. NOT OFFROAD) if you want to prove which one is better, get a REAL HumV and a jeep and see which one is better dum fucks!

  • jeeps do it best.

  • The H2 is such a lousy vehicle. Built for suckers.

  • 127 people like hummers. :(

  • Oh me! I'd rather walk than have a H2. I <3 my Jeep to deeeath!

  • @Marchingb then WALK fag! if i see you walking, ill ran you over with my H2.... see if your stupid jeep saves your ass, if it can find you under my hummer! oh i forgot.... jeeps are small as FUCK

  • Hummer H2 is the best car and the Jeep is sucker shit

  • @TheH39a hahahahaha your funny!!!!!

  • @TheH39a Haha yeah because a 15 year old from Hungary knows everything about Hummers and Jeeps.

  • @TheH39a hummers suck ass

  • hahahah Hummer sucks its a machine for niggas who like shines

  • i agree that hummers are bad ass but even if i had the money for one i would still go with a jeep hands down and just put all the money into the jeep and make one bad ass machine

  • @rangerover06sc In all honesty that is not a very "intense" situation IMO

  • you all are just frustrated because yall cant afford a Hummer...

  • @MrFerrill I feel sorry for you... cause for you its all about the money... the status symbol of owning a hummer.... you def prob have a small wiener too

  • @MrFerrill Haha you're kidding right?

  • h2 are twice as heavy that h1 in the begining ways a lot more than all of them put to gether.

  • Like if you miss the TJ and all the other old jeeps with nuts

  • H2 Recovery Vehicle

  • There's Mercury, Boeing, Harley Davidson and JEEP...The only way to get where you're going.

  • i absolutely love jeeps. i own a 99 cherokee. they are amazing stock and built. but they arent the ONLY capable vehicle off road. to say that is just ignorant. h2's and h3's in my mind do suck a fat one but the hwmmv is amazing if you disregard its track width and wheel base...but still blazers and suburbans of the good ole days are amazing rigs if you but a lil work into them ;)

  • YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH JEEP!

  • defending a hummer is like trying to polish a turd

  • You know, I can find a video of Jeeps getting stuck embaressingly and Hummers doing amazing things offroad too.

    People don't bust on Hummers because they hate the truck, they hate the stereotype of the people that buy them, and to an extent it's true, but don't say for a second that Hummers are bad offroaders, because they're incredible.

  • @Randomhero129 thats true with any off road car...theres always someone managing to get stuck in one, but the only hummer thats good offroad is the H1 the others are underpowered, too heavy and big to go off road on anything other than a gravel track!

  • @Randomhero129 It is impossible to find a video of a Jeep getting stuck, because they don't

  • Jeep is truly the go anywhere car. Stock they can do way more than the hummer, toyota, and any other brand. The hummer is way to big to crawl, its too heavy and they didn't give it enough ground clearance. Plus there is no other car that can crawl as well as the Jeeps can. Jeep all the way!

  • @mcctas119 me and a bud went offroading i have a h2 he has a stock jeep tj and it sucked like pretty bad its so small and shitty

  • i dont like hummer the brand but this isn'tt really fair i could show you just as mant if not moe videos of jeeps getting more stuk and more broke then thtose hummers and hummers doing just as amzing if not better things then these jeeps. to each his own......I prefer SUZUKI TOYOTA NISSAN. but i like all vehicles

  • Hummers suck, but to be fair the "stuck girls" pics are a fetish and they get vehicles stuck on purpose to take video of the girls working to dig them out.

  • One is a special purpose built vehicle(Jeep). The other is a special purpose built BODY(H2)

  • yea, screw hummer, there expensive, expensive on gas, look stupid, and cant go any where a jeep can. and thats the truth!!

  • how come you show all the bad of the hummer but none of the good? and all the good of the jeep but none of its bad days? both have both!

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  • Did the Hummer have lockers front and rear?

  • I own a Hummer H2 and it's an awesome on road vehicle, but I own an 05 Jeep Rubicon and it's the best off road vehicle for the money. As far as them being a glorified Tahoe, I'd agree with you. The most over-rated off road vehicle has to be a Land Rover. Those things are constantly in the shop.

  • damn i love my xj... is it weird i think 4:00 is sexier than 4:04?

  • Its all about ground clearance and tires, not the brand.

  • haha jeep propaganda haha what do you expect from a jeep lover? you include the hummer getting beat up and the jeep doing pussy shit hill climbs, why not include the H2 pulling its self out of muddy hole or the crash test rating that was off the charts?

  • I could watch this vid. over and over for the rest of my life!.....I just bought my 3rd wrangler 2 months ago...My first, 1990...2nd..1999..Now..2011!!! I only had 2 hummers..they were both given to me by my girlfriend at the drive-in..Ha Ha!!........JEEP 4 EVA BBBIIIAAATTTTCCCHHHEEESSS!!!!

  • if you wheel a H2 better bring another H2 to pull you out

  • how can you compare a Jeep to a Hummer? The size, wheelbase, track width, weight, approach and departure angles are in 2 different ball parks. Apples and Oranges. High center any vehicle and it will get stuck.. Jeep had its day in the military and they needed something to fit the bill and Hummer had what they needed. Military vs civilian, the civilian is a street cruiser that can go off road. Willys vs CJ/YJ wrangler the same thing. Both are what they are. Tread Lightly!!

  • um i have a hummer and if any jeep trys to fuck with me is going to be delt with just sayin i love my ride regardless of the haters.

  • Hummers had 200+ recall/defects when they first came off the assembly line.Ppl started buying Army Humvees for the streets and they rushed produced the Hummers to meet the high demand.They look good but Jeeps are way better

  • did it really get stuck next to the port o potty 3:00... or was it the V.I.P. potty itself with leather toilets

  • biggest difference in these two vehicles. IS the humemr is waaay more xpensive and waaay heavier... get the jeep.

  • ahahahaha lmfao how worse can a hummer be ....... guys at about 2:00 see what happenes to the hummer XD

  • JEEEP 4 EVER .. lol hummer sucks -.- ........ i got a 1997 jeep wrangler :P

  • @scorpionsnak

    oh thats awesome, be sure to come by my shop when you explode the front or rear diffs, the tcase or the tranny.

  • Jeeps are America's way of telling mother nature to Fuck OFF!

  • hahahaha Some Kids Drive Hummer Cars ...

    please guys any one don't know how to Drive Hummer don't buy it please ...

    please watch this video and see :Pp

    youtube.com/watch?v=sFaDlX286x­I

  • get a real hummer instead of theses crap models ... you can get one at your local government acutions for about 10k

  • chevy and jeeps all the way. i see more hummers with chains on their ass more than makin it through little holes

  • No matter what Hummer vids U watch on here,H2 's aren't made for off road use nor were fancy pants Navigators or Escalades..Thats why they made Jeeps.

  • hummer blows... worst part is hummers are 'glorified tahoes' but chevy taho out wheels the h2 because it lighter and dosnt look stupid....

  • jeep ......hummer.... its the driver !!!! lets not worry about jeeps ,hummers and chevys !!! its those damn yota drivers thinkin there riggs are better than american 4x4 !!!! go get stuck in japan yotas dont block our streets!!

  • jeep ......hummer.... its not these things we need to worry about its those damn yota drivers thinkin there riggs are better than american 4x4 !!!! go get stuck in japan yotas dont block our streets!!

  • I am so fuckin sick and tired of morons posting vehicles getting stuck and acting as if it made them the worse off road the other vehicles not getting stuck, but unless their driven in the same place by the same driver the comparison is usless. An off roader is only as good as its driver, anyone can get any vehicle stuck.

  • @rangerover06sc hahahaha hummers are garbage- and i do believe that @2:00 the culprit was a tie rod (end).... thats doesnt seem like a very quality part to me.........

  • @yougot90hot So, just because something breaks under intense conditions, doesn't mean its garbage, any car can break in the right curcumtance.

  • @rangerover06sc no denying that, just pointing out what i think is every hummers weak link- the independent suspension. before i start a fight online over this i do want to say that i recognize the potential of independent suspension, but straight axles are much more rugged in my opinion

  • Almost every Humper had stock tires. Those dorks believed all the hype and lying salesman. Suckaaas!

  • 4:05  thumbs up

  • papu la humer es mejor nomas q no van ponerse a romperla gil los repuestos de la jeep son muchos mas varatos tonto (yo tuube una jeep peparada para rally y la usabamos en la ciudad) (ingles puto)

  • Bowler tomcat. hauls ass bad ass 4wd.

  • 0|||||||0 jeep bitchesssss

  • jeep devil jajaajajajajajajajajajaj

  • whats funny is in the beginning the vehicle stuck is a hummer h1, so so called civilian version of a humvee

  • the nice thing about hummers is they have tow hooks on all corners

  • hummer hummer hummer

  • (O|||||O)->JEEP BABY!

  • it's a bunch of pictures. you suck.

  • tahoes are better than jeeps period

  • @nouseforausername794 your a fucking idiot

  • @jeepcherokeetallia k then let me rephrase that....tahoes are better than fiats periods

  • @nouseforausername794 jeeps are the best offroad vehicles period.

  • Jeep (OI I I I I I IO) Jeep

  • ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

  • You are driving a Hummer, you are gay, let the world know ....

  • dayum dats a sexy ass jeep at 4:05