Eddie Murphy about women part 3 (RAW, 1987)

[milosbez]

lol i like the "she's no 1" bit..cos being number one doesn't mean she's the only one :D

[dizzle198507]

"no baby thats just jokes" hahhaaa

[marcustml]

this is Epic man.. he's legend

[lukejonathan124]

4 people are womens studies majors.

[ilovehayley89]

@lukejonathan124 you learn about this stuff in womens studies! And how men and women are different so you don't fight as much. :D

[lilsm555]

Everything he said is true.

[sexycolombians]

it wasn't me...did this bit inspire the song lol

[samoa92]

@sexycolombians yeah haha

[ManlaiSadis]

I watched this with my gf

[phalceprofit]

5:10



[Rfoster2nd]

"Man jumped outta bed, chased after this girl down the hall butt naked with a rock hard dick talkin' bout, "I'm sorry"" I did cry laughinf and piss myself laughing so hard

[TheFreakinRican123]

4 people didn't clap for their women.

[kansproductions2008]

So this is where Lorena Bobbitt got the idea from! (2:20) Men, we have to be careful!

[7Jessicalynneuys7]

Eddie murphy cock blocked New york. :0)

[andy119898]

1:04 IS DONKEY!

STFU SHREK!

[boyvip9844]

yo Ed.STFU man

lol

[FxBreaker]

6:15 best part xD

[FxBreaker]

6:15 best part xD

[boyvip9844]

lol.funny

[xacezkillzx]

I bet this is where shaggy got the song "it wasnt me"

[sgrablyamihulitbI]

he was 26

[jinglebell61]

All men fuck other women. We are low by nature and have to do it.

[xXxXnikolasxXxXx]

I aint spend all my money for this motherfucker !!!! lmfaooo!!

[MakesMistakesJackson]

His Women Noises Are Wierd XD

[SeanRenner]

"yeah, that ed sure is funny"

[bojanpzs]

"Yo, Ed. Shut the fuck up, man!" :D

[mr713titansfan]

woa emilz 85 he said niggaz not niggerz so ya u should chaange that

[FutueRMC]

if i had watched this with my ex we would of been fighting for days

[CBreeze5g]

" I fucked her.....I make love to you!" Lol too funny!

[jackthayer]

i hate him....i hope he drops dead

[VRAIDISCIPLE]

@jackthayer why dude wtf ??

[staplemarket]

@jackthayer f*ck off! dont ever wish death upon anybody. hes never done anything to u!

[miah1195]

lol at 2:20

[xosmvxo912]

so is he saying that if a guy says "yes,i fucked her,but i made love to you.." then it's just some bullshit to get you to stay?

[anonymootle]

@xosmvxo912 Pretty much

[XxXSaNdy603XxX]

omfg WHAT HAVE U DONE FOR ME LATELY ?? LOL!!!!

[bangmeister]

hahaha damn straight

[skittles2237]

eddie murphy is fuckin funny and every thing he say is true who agress with me

[Lakevalor]

if you gonna let a fuck come between our...

theres something really wrong happenig here,baby! LAMO ahahahaha

[92melvin92]

We Make Love... Best Excuse EVER 5/5

[charmingdevil84]

ooooooooohhhhhhhhh......

[ugoinsidevideo]

"i fucked her...i make love to you" FUCKING BRILLIANT

[FUl0VECk]

He does the best woman impression!!!!LMAO

[Lakevalor]

NO BABY THAT´S JUST JOKES!! LMAO!!! ahahah

[OtakuEmma]

Eddie made me look up that song "Wasn't me" by Shaggy at 7:40, I totally forgot about that song! It's awesome. :D

[Ojokernegro]

"I fucked her... ...I make love to you!" Guaranteed to rock your woman's brain...if you made her scream "ooooohh" that is!

[rachiekins2391]

"No, I would wait until you went to sleep and I'd come inside the room and cut your dick off..." Had me in tears from laughing.

[morganwhite86]

was it me or did i hear someone yell out thanks eddie 1:58

[terrylawson666]

@morganwhite86 -- Yep you are right. some girl said it. good ear btw.

[Breshaun718]

@morganwhite86 yea i hear it too

[PrincessSydney09]

I have learned a major lesson here today. Thank you Eddie!

[bigddagenius]

i think eddie gave lorena bobbit ideas to how to get even with her man, she just went the easy route

[Stratofender7]

there's a turd in the punch bowl, i repeat there's a turd in the punch bowl. xD

(south park)

[cjmack6988]

no wonder i get away with so much shit

[SF01Pro]

"When you get a litlle older

im gonna kick you in your baby nuts"

[ogunbekuno2009]

people need to realize that while what he says is funny as shit......it's also 99% true

[sdfgsdfg23fdgdt5]

in my opinion i think this is the funniest and most genious routine ever made!

the burger jokes at the end let it down a little but all the stuff about relationships and the way each joke is tied together is pure genious. what a funny mutha fucka!

[xXeuroSwedishXx]

"I fucked her, I make love to you". Classic! It's the most typical line my ex said to me for the 3 months we were together. It's true. Screw men.

[dominikanaples]

great

[Homeboyyy7]

I recently got a lady to say oooooh... I'm a little bit confused.. can somebody please tell me the ooooh part, I can't understand that part...

please explain.

[dakidpwr]

that's my favorite, of all time. and that's true about nature drive to fuck other women, I feel it every time like 24/7 you may say. But you must conquer that sinful nature, and relly on the lord in your weakness he'll make you strong

[rivabrill123]

i love eddie murphy

[TheRockHBKfan]

Well... It's true! :D "Oooooh!" is the magic word! (;

EDDIE IS THE BEST!

[Romeo18xxx]

Amazingly true!

[puneet1991]

awesome

[jaywinzy]

well Spoken Eddie. you got 1st class on stand up.... damn i can't stop laughing

[Nickname3750]

I like his smile at 1:25 he is like: :DDDDD

and the way he see`s the future of his crowd is funny to...

[whenusmiling]

6:17 hahahahahahah so fucking hilariousssss!!!!

[stackleft]

So true...and if a man isn't fucking other pussy it's cause he can't get any. lol

[Janovjev]

i almost pissed myself laughing at the 'you dont own me' part(when the guy says it)

[piyaski]

eddie is fucking class

[ThatIncredibleJordan]

he use to be such a bad motherfucker

[virus000000]

yo eddie this was a secret and we cant let no woman know about it man otherwise they will '' take half''''

[Diatomus]

Eddie you muthergucker! shut up! :D

[brightlights456X]

"Hey....wasn't me"

lol:D

[brightlights456X]

"No, I'm about to throw this mother fucker someplace."

LOL ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

[jimgravesus]

Since divorce is as easy as ordering pizza monogamy favors men. It's illegal to have a second wife but it's perfectly legal to divorce your wife for a younger/prettier/new woman. And unlike Johnny Carson's ex wives most women will be worse off financially after the divorce. One of the main purposes of monogamy is to keep the peace among men. Men can can suffer many inequalities but that a rich man could have more women is too much to bear.

[mryungtalentedDJQ8]

AH that was like some master plan shit rite there

bahahaha

and its so tru

and hilarious

this guy is a genuis for this

[Phenomenom666]

Holy shit , i wonder how manny couples did Brake up after this :P

[adnanahmad23]

hahaha

[noblebeast5]

about half of the audience lol

[Diatomus]

lol

[miamiheatbaby87]

@Phenomenom666 I did the biggest fucking mistake of my like watching this shit with my girl. Now shes got me by the balls!

[supaman2525]

@Phenomenom666 aqbout 50 couples lol

[thekingontheviolin]

this man is a genius. i hope this heralds the end of the feminist movement which has well nigh destroyed the planet

[cvines42]

Wasn't me. lol

[butterflysuper12]

I'll kick you in yo baby nuts XDD

[k5lta]

Oooooohhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD LMAO

[kOolkHiiDSz19]

Yo Ed, shut the fuck up man! LOL

[JuiiceakaLivathiin]

True true soooo truuue ahahahahhaah

[xblackdragonx]

Watched this years ago and it still is hysterical.

[WhoCanYouTrust2009]

Sooooooooo fucking true ;D:D

[MassacreCity]

pure genius just pure genius

[Liproll]

About the "Ooooohhh...!!"

True. Been there, done that, and to this day, I´m still amazed at how women will put up with all kinds of crazy shit after you manage to make them come real hard.

[mememe963]

YES VERY VERY true speaking from personal expierence lmao!!!!!

[LadySleek83]

After 21 years, this is still fresh and funny :)

[tabascar]

all man f**k other women(that's true :)) )

[MishuTaste]

I must be the only man who hasn't done that yet.

[xiyarrr]

ouhhhh.. whahaha so true. respect to murphy

[darchangel08]

"not my man"

YES YOUR MAN TOO! lol XD

[bigair20]

funny kunt

[KellyCx1]

Turning the tables...haha