Australia defeats America Samoa 31 - 0

[BlackFenderStrat]

I can't even do this on FIFA 12

[woodytoms]

Why are these fobs on the soccer field? they need to be playing football

[stefanosk213]

this team has recently won

[ArmoredGoliath]

I just logged into my old account after 4 years, and this video has 130,000 views...Thanks guys!

[troynew2006]

Why are San Marino tied with American Samoa at the bottom of the FIFA ranking? The mighty San Marino would spank these guys' asses without breaking a sweat.

[Ler0ytjuh]

@troynew2006

I'd like to see that, the Dutch just buried The Mighty San Marino with 11-0.

[troynew2006]

@Ler0ytjuh Compared to American Samoa, they're a team of Messi's and Ronaldo's.

[mrgreek96]

i feel sorry for the australian GK

[LiquidSoapMusic]

@mrgreek96 why? because he didn't get to play?

[mrgreek96]

@LiquidSoapMusic exactly lol :)

[LeedsAndProud1992]

Imagine how much the score would have been if they were playing against today's Barcelona

[megaabbe123]

samoa are playing like 10 years old kids

[jacklockhartlockhart]

actually more goals then men on the pitch...impressive

[SuperPontikka]

Achievement Unlocked!

Hit 10 goals or more in one match

+Agility 5

[TheParadisekilla]

The forwards only touched the ball 32 times. one for kickoff and 31 for the 31 other kickoffs

[EnzoCheLatino]

Goalkeeper: ou, i had to dive, ooooo.

[Jim1carrey]

The keep should get a raise.. LOL

[GotBallzzzz]

its not the keepers fault if the forwards and defense cant touch the ball

[Stealther719]

EPIC.

[klonator69]

i'm the samoa's team manager, the referee was pretty bad... he stole us this game.

[MrOpTiC7]

is 32-0

LoL!

[Xcruzeta]

America Samoa, que es esto es un pais???

[TKwarrior17]

By the end, the Australians aren't even celebrating their goals. LOL

[gigibuffonitalian]

i'd love to be one of american samoa starting line -up

[IlaNiira]

0:33 "Now here's a lucky fellar" PRICELESS :DD

[East3rEgg]

Thumb up if you thought it was Rugby :-)

[NarutoUzumakiUzu1980]

Che squadra di down. Cmq ne ho contati 15

[Nik0Bellic95]

Some of the american samoa players are walking

[sonofdarkness9]

isnt the world record 8-0 with juventus and some other team

[FunOrNotFun]

@Greckos24 cant you listen?! The narrator says that even the guys at the score board lost count..

[Greckos24]

opfa cant you read ??? its 32

[lemonyfriedchicken]

keeper is WAY to slow.

[BulgarskiSadist]

watch?v=aF_qI3whckM

4 the funniest goalie fail ever

[kingofdead066]

@BulgarskiSadist im sensing a rickroll but im gnna watch it anyways

[russelltrigger]

amazing to see, but what a save from the keeper @ 0-0!!

[funnyfootballs]

hahahahahaha

[chrisauh]

lol I am a ref for U 12 and one team won 69-0 a couple of months back.

[macnos]

@chrisauh That can't be possible, surely!!

[neydo100]

crazyyy shit

[RedRaiderNation]

Like somebody mentioned earlier the average age of the Samoan players is 18 and they has 3 15 yearold in the starting line up...lsyoff the negativity...

[RJA415]

Lol probably 100 - 0

[ThePopoop]

i wonder what score it wudda been if brazil played them

[NHLfreak87]

@ThePopoop 1-0 as brazil is the best team in the world 2 score in the first minute then pass the ball around in their team the rest of the match

[ronaldihno45019]

damn samoa.they barely even know what the word" Soccer" means

[TheBirinciyim]

bu ne amına koyayım. halı sahada burak 31'i, 11 gol yesen bile kalecinin bir gözü morartırıldı itinayla. acaba maçtan sonra bu kaleci pardon kovaya ne oldu.

[migalo100]

:o for americans .. you should watch moroccan soccer !

and just write " Green Boys " Or " Raja Club Athletique " in youtube for see Our soccer

[LegohandsUp]

IF i were America Samoa, i would shot myself at 10-0..

[OlivieRules]

No respect. From the moment its 7-0 or 8-0 they should stop play that hard. What would u do if u stand 0 - 31 lol .

[Acillissen]

Even i'm a better keeper

[Prettyflyforabassguy]

At the 31st goal like nobody celebrated xD

[troynew2006]

@Prettyflyforabassguy Whereas the Australians were overjoyed when they scored 30-0, you mean?

[7markosmezza7]

the average age for the american samoa team that game was 18 yrs, they had three 15 yr olds in the starting line-up, so give' em a break

[Oger998]

OMFG!

[zax788]

omg :DD

[ConFuochiFatui]

they should just play another sport. Football is for european people.

[mrpwnedad1]

it was 32-0

[ppowerarmy]

it was actually 31-0 score keeper had it wrong. its in world records book as 31-0 also

[liam985]

hanno perso per colpa dell'arbitro....

[GirSystem]

owned

[dexteros123]

que culeada l metieron a esos gafos

[IncubusGrauen]

i wonder if that is a world record or not

[Baboutoo]

It is or has been a world record.

[TheSumtimez]

@Baboutoo

It is the highest national team scoring in football history.

The highest scoring overall is a 149:0 in the Madagascar first league. The players just scored own goals.

[scyllacarDz]

all samoa players should be shot after the game

[arbutus27]

I saw Chelsea win 13-0, 1971.

[xMiOsEx]

if Australia plays against teams like this to the qualification rounds so isnt it a surprise that they came to the world cup -.-'

[Amosbattista]

E ci credo...con la squadra più debole del mondo. Sono più forte io. LoL.

[gabri112]

Che asfaltata...Forse era meglio non presentarsi in campo a questo punto...Non trovate?

[1LillEmil]

haahahhahahahaha

[WhitePum4]

Its funny cause these days the people who say the australian soccer team sucks arnt even insulting aussies because the team isnt australian anymore, they got taken over by croatians.

[Ler0ytjuh]

@WhitePum4

I get what you're saying, the Dutch national football team seems more like Cameroon on occasions.

[arvostelija123]

wtf :DD

[LuissCarloss]

32.....31.........???

[jonny06]

i remember in 2003 i went turkey and they had a friendly match and it finished 38-1

don't know who was playing though a turkish team against some other team

[firpo1923]

I would love to see Australia try and do that against...lets say Brazil, Argentina, Germany, Spain, Holland, Portugal, and so on!! Thats just wrong, they should have stop making goals after 15, to show them some pitty/mercy. Assholes!!

[chungboyXD]

fuck you

[firpo1923]

Wtf! Fuck you chungboy xd! go fuck yourself and while you're at it... fuck the whole team as well you fuckin piece of shite!! Fuck off!

[chungboyXD]

woh calm down and get off those pills you faggot

[firpo1923]

Oh I'm sorry!! Are you too sensitive? was that too much for you? Clearly those are the words of someone who is easily offended. Have a good one and try not to take it up the arse!

[chungboyXD]

wateva i dont give a shit if u keep on swearing like a little dickhead ill just shutup now...

[megakill20]

thats right, argue over the internet, thats really manly

[firpo1923]

What? oh, that's right.... the football match! I stopped commenting about this long time ago, I don't get why you would reply to something that I commented on more than two months ago, but it's okay.

[blUdz18]

In all honesty.. both teams suck!

[Blowboyman]

WTF?

Australia made it 2 da world cup qf u ......

[Sulculac]

I can't believe they wrote an article about this game on wikipedia!

[theboicoogan]

haha australia are shit aswel

[22canuckssedin33]

i would leave that team if i was a player...

[M4gg]

whoa :D american samoa is sharing the last place in the FIFA ranking :DF:D:

[lillucke]

haahh

[ronaldofanmikey]

fuking EMBARRASSING!

[S0cc3rExp3rt]

The goal Keeper Must of Had a Good Night Sleep He Maybe cant remember all the goals he conceded. i wouldnt either

This Match Got Australia In the History Books of FIFA

1. Highest Score In a International Match.

2. Highest Scoring Player In One Match (13)

[americadecalitupapa]

que aqui nadie habla español.

tronco de palisa ese es el segundo equipo mas malo de la historia porque el primero mas malo es el nacional de medellin pero que pena perder por 5 goles ya es humilacion ahora por 31.

That here nobody speaks Spanish .

I truncate of high number of goals that one it is the second equipment but bad guy of history because the first but the bad guy is medellin's national but the fact that you suffer to lose for 5 goals right now is humiliation now for 31.

[Frankzalekz]

I don't know why people cuss the Samoan goalkeeper...he did all he can do, but the defense...my God, they were horrible, goalkeeper stopped a lot of shoots and defense never touched the ballXD

[hokieman07]

this is fucked up

[IRocKBuTt777]

wats so fucked up

[IRocKBuTt777]

wats so fucked up

[dnvlgm1]

wow Australia you guys must be very proud of yourselves, beating American Samoa, great fucking achievement... idiots

[beckdinho114]

I know america samoa a team any europe team could have doubled that

[RTK905]

rofl how dare we beat a team 31-0! What an outrage that we were that better than our opponent! And "idiots"? It's a world record my friend, people have got them for much stupider things.

There was a reason we wanted and did move to the Asian league from the Oceania league - that's the reason.

[80Cetbal08]

Americans just CAN'T play football (or "soccer")... and that's just fine, I guess.

Hahaha

[dnvlgm1]

Well aren't you stupid, those aren't the AMERICANS, American Samoa is not the same as the Americans (USA)... wow, idiot

[beckdinho114]

thats not america its america soma retard

[bradrichardson08]

what do u tools mean a good European team would have won by 60... lol dickheads there isnt even the time in the game for them to score 60. I saw the full game years ago.

Well america samoa shouldnt really play but A for effort. bY The way thats the world record qualifier score.. Where is Europes record?

[troynew2006]

@bradrichardson08 European (or South American for that matter) countries don't play tiny Oceanic island nations, or this score would have been long gone from the record books.

[Routrageous]

31-0 is an amazing feat. Sure, maybe a European team could have scored 61-0, and there's probably also the chance a good EU team would lose again them. Like the commentator says at the end "its a funny sport". If more countries in the Asian / Oceanic regions took greater interest in the sport, then maybe it wouldn't end up with such a result.

[RaphyTejada]

they really suck

[PHARiiSH]

Dik`ed Yooh Really Suck..........Ballsz......Fagg­`Nuttsz!

[claudiamaidana]

gay

[RutzProduktion]

no soccer just aint their sport.

[DONRONJOHN]

1 goal in 3 mins, samoas suck, their coach should better retire and start begging, atleast that will gain some money for the team.

[PHARiiSH]

Your Face Sux Yooh Dek`Muncha!...Suk A Fat One & Die Mooot Face`!

[LtBarnes2007]

LOL i love the Irish commentator, and his sarcasm.

Imagine what the American Samoan coach had 2 say @ half time...

..."Guys if u have revolvers in ya kits, nows a good time to shoot yaself" lol

[LtBarnes2007]

lol its america samoa for fucks sake, its nothin to be proud of.

Beating U R Gay to get into the World Cup...thats a differant matter

[damaich]

A good European team would have won 62 : 0...

[Antunes92]

Australia - Samoa 31-0 first set :)

[AmitKing777]

31-0!!!!!!!!!!!!

[arsenalchampions]

Aussie and proud... This is hilarious

[KingTomala]

this would of been the best match to see in all time lol

[EmilioIsMyName]

31 goals in 90 minutes.. less than 1 goal every 3 mins!

[kroo5123]

now oz wont be in world cup cause they wont have easy beats theyl get smashed by the chinks fooly seek om my god!!!

[JakeRech]

the only reason Australia got knocked out in the world cup against

ITALY (the winners) was because of the stupid ref decision. Look it up

[statusino]

ma te stai zitto?se l'Italia nel Rnaking fifa è prima ce sarà un motivo no?semo i + forti e se quella partita fosse andata a fini ai rigori fidete avremmo vinto lo stesso

[f0bsessed]

MAN im happy cause im australian and we kicked them...but i feel sorry for them....

they stop celbrating goals lol...

[Aalexander01]

LMFAO!! that most suk sooo bad! 31-0!

[MarioFrickDio]

se al posto del samoa giokavamo io e 10 amici miei sicuro nn ne prendevamo 31

[shasan]

Class means giving them enough respect to give them your A game every time, all the time.

[Dudezero]

I bet if I played America Samoa I could beat them by myself.

[neutralmind]

Sounds like James Nesbit, it's one of those 'Look back through the years' type of shows.

[creativetfh]

it didnt even look like the other team was trying

[hizz0ut]

talk about a bad day at work.

[Flamingtrucho13]

wow they suck hard body

[eldr1ntravvv]

u wish

[Gioware]

pwnd

[damndj]

Talk about Rape

[keygbay]

No Mercy Rule?

[SH1N0B1]

Mercy Rule is for children, so others don't get discouraged, since it is supposed to be all just good fun. But in the pros there is no mercy rule.

[aujla13131982]

after 15 goals, i think there is something called class..... australia obviously didnt want to show any in this match

[nelsland]

goal differential is very important and i guess theres no mercy in tournement

[juuustin13]

Bullshit. If Am Samoa is going to field a team they better be damn ready to take whatever beating comes to them. They don't have to enter whatever tournament this is so if they do, they are subject to unmerciful beating. The money wasted on their jerseys makes me nauseous.

[ArmoredGoliath]

Why? It's not like this was Australia's A-Team, I think they deserved a little humiliation.

[NHLfreak87]

@aujla13131982 class doesnt mean that u stop playing just cuz u lead....thats a big problem with soccer

[madmattiK]

Lol.

[esteban5511]

yo digo ke se dejaron ganar.... lol

[perfectionbox]

Coach is gonna have a few words in the locker room later.

[anonymus1901]

where are the other goals?

[ArmoredGoliath]

lolwtf 2 stars?

[jasology]

WOW