10 Creepy things said by John Malkovich

[knightschwartz]

he seems like a right winger in the best tradition totally unlike the current GOP mainstream (Rick Santoroum, Palin). More aristocratic, european, kind of the alt-right.

[yungbubbabush]

I love john. By the way julia roberts is hot as hell

[MBWARFARE]

wayyyy different from "Of Mice & Man"

[SammyBammy1123]

LENNIE!!!!!

[misterpickett]

# 8 & 7 had me cryin' ;.D

[energeez]

julie roberts need a big black cock.

[VJVswan]

Now that the list is over, can I tend the rabbits now?

[kurtywurty85]

NOUGAT!

[tall32guy]

He seems like he doesn't real like being there and just did it as a "politeness" to Dave (or whomever asked). lol

[IToldHimNotToDoIt]

@tall32guy That is how he is in his own movies.

[tall32guy]

John is an interesting character. He's strange (not that that's necessarily bad) and can be a bit vitriolic at times. It plays well into his characters but I think he oughta tone it down a little in real life.... Oh well we all have our "things".

[andre51588]

I would marry Julia Roberts... I love that laugh...

[zeus7623]

Im immediately just bc of the name of this vid lololololol

[GlitchPros]

when i first watched this, for a second i thought the funny part was about the random laugh spasm by Julia Roberts. Turns out the whole thing is about some guy.

[SnowLeopardPro]

I CRIED AT THIS

[MissSixtiesPennyLane]

Not creepy just sexy as hell!! A complete turn on!! I would so fuck this man!

[SoloBoba]

Where are the other drugs going, crap face?

Malkovich?

I'm better. I'm stronger. I'M BATMAN.

Batman Chooses his voice. (front page films.)

[heyyitsjonah]

NOUGAT!

[MrPavePaws]

1999 she looked soooooooo good.

[MrScotty82]

Lennie!!!!!

[harroon01]

i get to tend the rabbits george

[wiseguyfromatlanta]

Where were the other drugs going, fuckface?

[31jeffburton]

Lennie! :)

[e22378]

ha ha ha ha ha!!!

[9162vb48]

Possibly the most *un-funny* bit ever done on teevee.

Featuring two world class assholes -- Beavis and Butthead. -- Oh, sorry, i meant, Dave and John-boy.

[snupcho]

John Malkovich is the best, but I'm totally in love with Julia Roberts, can't help it!!!! 

[HEYFilmStudios]

IM BE-TTER, IM STRONG-ER, IM BAT MAN!

[Alecalisk]

Julia Robert's is funny

[MrAuzzybug]

AS SOON HAS HE SAID "SENITOR HILLARY CLINTON" I FAVED AND LIKED!!! :D

[cyberk25]

is julia roberts high? lol

[Persianboy16]

NOUGAT!!!

[Optimist117]

Mh leather pants have mercy

[aspie182]

John Malkovich == the awesome. Julia Roberts == the complete and utter opposite of the awesome. So sayeth I, and so sayeth Odin.

[AvengingPineapple]

I apologize, I do realize now that it was the late show. Silly mistake

[MountainIce007]

@AvengingPineapple Dumbass.

[euphonial]

Saturday Night Live? Know what you're uploading, AvengingPineapple! :-D Dave is the man!

[TheRealMaiden]

I put my jammies on all by myself mommy !

[forger91]

Happy birthday John

[MasteroChieftan]

God her mouth is so huge...

[bumblebeeava1]

dis aint snl

[ROMTEAR]

29 people were creeped out by Malkovich.

[wheatonna]

John Malkovich always reminds me of Michael Stipe. Or is it t'other way round?

[T2O0R0E9]

What was the point of this?? But I luv you too ted danson!

[iamjustjen]

K that Laugh was the FIRST thing I made a comment about when the video played. I always say how is it she manages to act at all when she's always Laughing? I mean Yes it's a great Laugh.. but I'd have hard time directing her in something of mine, because her laugh would always make me want to laugh! LOL

[jfoley715]

Julia Roberts ruined the whole thing for me :[

[jmcieslak0]

this is perhaps the best top 10 of all times

[fortminor85]

@jmcieslak0 Number 9, I shit you not, REALLY got me into a corner.

[GoldenEagleutube]

NOUGAT!!

[Ancavge]

make a move and the bunny gets it - Con Air

[fenomnx]

looks kinda like Jim Carry

[L2daO2daZ]

this is amazing!

[kemtar1]

i think number 1 should have been NOUGAT!!!

[WorldwideSynthetic]

I like bunnies too.

[rsp196607]

"The Onion Field"

[noddwyd]

Why when this man speaks does it carry such authority? Charisma must be an actual stat?

[mrklawonn]

John Malkovich must have had a time in his life where he had to decide to be a serial killer of an actor.........................­......I wonder which one he chose

[millaindie]

When was this actually?

[acehole7]

I seeing julia reminded of how I should watch eat, pray, love jk fuck that

[scarpinky333c]

I love you, John!!! <3

[musicpirate1991]

is she high?

[Thedoctor19000]

Did anyone get the sense that John Malkovich in this video appeared like an impersonation of the Giant from "Twin Peaks"?

[TheWeekndxoxo]

I just choked up what on I was drinking when he said number 2

[thermossugowaza]

i love how he talks

[trinityarchangel12]

"I love you Ted Danson" LMAO

[pooie0116]

Ugh... Julia is such a nincompoop

[thiksawss]

who wants to be a millionaire was fucking creepy

[saralikesdaisies]

number 2 scared me.. the others not so much lol

[whatthefuck386]

i feel like my spine just slithered out of my own ass.

[69skyrim]

and i get to tend the rabbits *bang*

[amy2171987]

rofl. nougat.

[BHALT0S]

number 2 FTW



[Hastur876]

Malkovich Malkovich?

[martrex2]

@Hastur876 John Malkovich

[NadiaVision]

4:05 - Julia Roberts COMPLETELY misses the point but no one notices. LOL

[SeethingGreen]

@NadiaVision She's a self-absorbed asshole. But damn is she hot.

[YesWeCantaloupe]

@SeethingGreen Why does ANYONE think Roberts is hot? Why??

[DafranchYze]

@NadiaVision is what u think

[tomfaizull]

@NadiaVision I think she does that intentionally -- like just taking the "compliment" and not returning it as a kind of joke -- it's hard to tell though...

[Lortagreb]

@NadiaVision Yes we all notice, Julia is an idiot.

[dbeckster]

@NadiaVision I think that was the joke.

[llVIU]

what's so funny about this, just overrated and stupid

[IAmACreepyBoy]

This is LATE SHOW. and not SNL!!!

[TheCr0wing]

julie roberts has such a sexy mouth...like UNGHH

[antman23p]

wow... he aged quickly.... :(

[MrHansBeckert]

You mean I get all these great, funk, classics on just ONE COMPACT DISK?

[OrthodoxDarwinist]

John Malkovich is Zionist scum.

[0vaDaWudz]

@OrthodoxDarwinist your mother, is zionist scum.

[u2ups]

her laugh is creepy, she ruins everything.

[max10256699]

this isnt Saturday night live?

[SuicideWaffle]

Malkovic? Malkovic.

[Cmpowell83]

@SuicideWaffle Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich. MALKOVICH!

[SuicideWaffle]

@Cmpowell83 Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovic Malkovic Malkovic!

[safarigurl150]

Lovin the title of this video lol

[SarahtheWimpykid]

I love Julia Robert's laugh

[teehee017]

21 people dont likes bunnies.

[generalgeewhiz]

dave actually had hair then.

[ronfarvay]

NOUGAT!

[italianswiggler]

Oh my god... he'd better have gotten a huge pay check for this.

[Alar1115]

#10 through #8 were the best!

[mwps99]

He doesnt look impressed

[lucase6]

@mwps99 shutup u fuckhead

[mwps99]

@lucase6 Cool cunt eh?

[lucase6]

@mwps99 faggot

[mwps99]

@lucase6 Your a pathetic cunt

[lucase6]

@mwps99 ur a fag who logs in on other people youtube and deleted there video

[mwps99]

@lucase6 Wtf?

[mwps99]

@lucase6 wtf???

[lucase6]

@mwps99 stop fucking denying it i know it was u

[mwps99]

@lucase6 I didnt touch it? wtf

[jobbieteeth]

R.I.P John Malkovitch

[blackhole522]

@jobbieteeth He isn't dead...

[ilikepikles5]

NOUGAT!

[spankula123]

"Senator Hillary Clinton" sounded creepy, but she somehow still won. Not that the mysterious death of JFK Jr. had anything to do with that.

[guanaco103]

HAHAHA sweet !

[BenTheWizard1085]

He is so totally Cyrus The Virus

[whotaughtyou]

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[ThetwilightAsh]

i love John Malkovich

[trashlyx]

This is definitely one of the best things I have ever seen in my entire life.

[PlainYork]

That was hilarious!

[rapidfiredude]

Madness! "I love you, Ted Danson"; how did Letterman not have that at number one?!

[LogicSmash]

21 people can't provide references from their last hospital job.

[MetalScull]

In nr. 1 he sounded like Arnold:D

[thefirstchampster]

NOUGAT!

[HotBroodish]

Wow that ending was creepier than all 10 Malkovich lines put together.

[Happysharlee]

wait yeah the end is so weird

[JakeSaenz1320]

Number 9 was my favorite.

[Flyboy243]

what if he was a serial killer....?

[assmane999]

Hahaha little johnny malchapeee!!!!

[mysticwryter]

NOUGAT!!!!!

[rofler15]

julia roberts seems kind of..............

[rofler15]

@rofler15 stupid?

[rofler15]

@rofler15 well i was gonna say childish but that works too

[rofler15]

@rofler15 you think shes childish? look at you talking to your self on youtube. YOU FAIL LAWL!

[gardenofarcane]

Julia Roberts has the biggest mouth after Mick Jagger, pretty ugly women! 

[xesionprince]

@gardenofarcane , I would not say no !

[Vic234]

19 people sound exactly like John Malkovich

[YouCanCallMeCharlz]

NOUGAT!

[AvengingPineapple]

Your welcome!

[eriesel]

@AvengingPineapple do you know what year this is from? thanks

[nippletease]

HES SUCHA NIGGER DIKE

[thekman24]

ive been waiting ages for this, thank you you wonderful person who uploaded this.

[iChesus]

this isn't from snl!!

[jazzhandssss]

awkward banter at the end ftw

[Phauntayne]

well thats the only funny top ten theyve ever made

[ReversePhoneLookup99]

wow thats cool! good jod

[Jakathera]

ROFL I actually jumped when he screamed nougat! :D

[speakingtruly]

In later years he has said creepier things, like wanting to shoot Robert Fisk. I don't admire him anymore. There are nice John's, even creepy John's who still had something positive in some way. But Malkovich is terrible in real life I think. Wanting to shoot Fisk just because Malkovich doesn't like the truth coming out or doesn't agree with him. Of course we never really know these people, all we see is their public personality, but the public personality of Malkovich certainly isn't likeable.

[nickrowan]

Absolutely dead pan. Epic.

[aegisgfx]

DAT HORSE MOUTH!

[JayTheSex]

When he says "Johnny likes bunnies", he looks like something from South Park

[hopzclips]

MALKOVICH IS GOD.

[JudgeDoom500]

" I put my jammies on all by myself , mommy!" Hahahaha xD Somehow John Malkovich's voice isn't the only thing that makes that creepy. Just the fact that it is a grown man saying it is creepy.

[Thoric485]

8 and 4 are my favorites.

[chaoseleproductionz]

NOUGAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[anticliche321]

Senator Hillary Clinton!!

[Djarcdegree]

NOUGAT!!!!

[OnkelBermuda]

Anybody else who thought nr.8 was the funniest? I thought it was hilarious

[morrisoniice]

he's such a sport to do this! =)

[dariapow]

I like the way how he is acting, moving how he is looking to the camera and his voice is intriguing. He is not just like Brat Pitt or others "actors" he is real actor.

[NicoletoZ]

@dariapow

i get what you're saying BUT. i don't think brad pitt is a shitty actor. think of him in snatch, inglorious basterds, fight club. he does a pretty good job to me.

[aghostisborn]

@NicoletoZ don't forget 12 monkeys!

[Bleumange]

@dariapow what's wrong with Brad Pitt D:

[jacquelinelacan]

@dariapow what? have you seen Pitt in Babel? He has grown to be a good actor.

[whirlooo]

@dariapow Have you actually watched any of Pitt's movies? (Excluding "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" and other shit.)

[Flain27]

@dariapow Brad Pitt is not a real actor? Watch 12 Monkeys...

[Protoguy1]

@Flain27

I'll see your 12 Monkeys and raise you one Assassination of Jesse James.

[Flain27]

@Protoguy1 BTW, I totally agree with the comment that he's a "real" actor. And I agree with you too, that Brad Pitt normally isn't one of them. But he played his role so perfect in 12 Monkeys. Still I know what you mean.

[9999x0whoah]

Does this look infected to YOU? lol love John Malkovich.

[xoxbramblexox]

NOUGAT!!!! halrious 

[despo108]

Johnny likes bunnies!!