Drunk Fail

[crnlsnts]

never fall in the ground

[Str8talk50]

geez I get the feeling cops get a kick out of this he probably knew he was drunk but wanted jokes

[RatedRyman]

this video is pointless, i mean every1 knows that anything a drunk guy does is a fail

[umbrellaBuddha]

the cop being very respectful to the drunk-ass guy thats cool

[nick0938]

@miccidudedavid & @FinishLineStudios99 bending down is part of the test.

[sweet58441]

Maybe he figured that if he hurt himself and went to the hospital by the time they tested him again he would be sober........ genius

[rickm09]

sue

[lolhax3rd]

what seems to be the officer problem?

[natfuckmother]

hahahaha so good

[smwiseman0]

haha... straight lines everywhere? fuck it, lets make our own

[koji00017]

OUCH ... major concussion rite ther 

[MrJStud23]

"I swear to Drunk officer im not God."

[kickmeout1]

@MrJStud23 not funny at all

[MrJStud23]

@kickmeout1 Who are you to judge? Jerk.

[kuhmilch]

i'm not drunking mr. officer, sir....

[TheATMproduction]

@FinishLineStudios99 It's part of the test you people don't understand..

[VelCro8112]

bees are making out inside the cop car :)

[Julitroid]

Thumbs up if you think peeing at the corner of the toilet makes the piss sound less

[OmriO19]

it's new thing- microwave on police cars.

[FightTheSystem1492]

why doesnt the cop just ask him to help seal a driveway.. or put new shingles on a roof... or install some drywall.. hes drunk for christ sakes just beat him off camera and take him to jail

[SkateHack1]

there was one on the news the other day and the drunk guy was asked the cop.. "can i hold your gun"

[neggan]

There are plenty other lines to walk on, why make a new one?

[nounaisxoxox]

i dont understand ... i do that even when i didnt drink :/ o:

[leebay144]

what the hell was that lol

[196zack196]

thats how cops tell your drunk ..... u think lol

[mmaslade]

Police brutality.

[1012pie]

now you cant expect him to walk in a straight line

[Juzlahindahaus]

He knew EXACTLY what would happen that time!

[Slic3R1]

cop:"are you all right"

guy: "i think i'm fine, just broke my face that's all"

[A2thedouble]

What a dickhead cop.

[1534015]

What is that thing anyway?

[lumberjak5010]

drinking makes you smarter and more attractive!

[HockeyRWE]

Press 4 for WIN

[FerkGraff]

0:20 Are you alright? Umm yeah, I only have my face ripped apart :D

[thesunflowerwarrior1]

wow... that looks like my uncle! hi bob!

[littlefirsty]

we can always depend on drunks to make us laugh

[JamiLynn07]

That guy failed a test before the REAL one.

[Jock4Jesus]

@JamiLynn07 captain obvious when did you get here?

[ReliableMyke]

That evil trixter!!

[johanneswiberg]

At least the sound quality was ace.

[diehumanhk]

typical american..

[dahellboy]

"you still have to walk the line"

[markJayEss]

hey, he stayed on the line...

[noeldomingoperez]

at 1st I thought the fail was the cop using tape for a straight line when there are straight lines all over the lot

[s04r3r]

Here this light should stop the bleeding.

[MataSantoS]

another one bites the dust =]

[LilBigPerson23]

the new DUI test never fails.....

[hesitation24]

why is he out of the kitchen?

[MythikInk]

@hesitation24 fail

[flykassy999]

ROFL



[miccidudedavid]

He needs to make a line when there are already millions on the parking lot lines?

[TheATMproduction]

@miccidudedavid IT"S PART OF THE TEST

[TheSarmadkhan]

fake

[YeaChicago10]

haha if i was that cop, i would have hit the grounding laughing

[Metalhead6696]

haha, i hope that was a DUI bust. People that drink and drive should roll their cars and kill themselves :)

[SamTheElectroFreak]

so that concludes our sobriety test..

[dabbooss]

Tha cop is a fuckin' pricK !

[ChibiCath]

@dabbooss The drinkdriver is a 'Fucking Prick!'

[iP0STcomments]

Is this how they check blood-alcohol level?

[sanji323]

Now thats Clever xD

[robloxfriends1]

i seen this on tv one time lol

[AddictionToGaming]

Why didn't he just make him walk on the lines of the parking place?

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[Vexavix9870]

@AddictionToGaming cause he wanted to see the guy fall on his face :P

[SeanNolan5]

@AddictionToGaming dumb ass.. the top two comments say.

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[AddictionToGaming]

@SeanNolan5 I took that as a joke; if that's the truth, he acted unprofessionally

No need to call me a dumbass, faggot

[SeanNolan5]

@AddictionToGaming youre right sorry

[AddictionToGaming]

@SeanNolan5 No problem:P

[HasGoodHair]

@SeanNolan5 Whoa! somebody manned up and apologized on Youtube! I'm not sure if i've ever seen that! Congrats, dude! The internet appreciates you! :D

[SeanNolan5]

@HasGoodHair couldnt be bothered to argue, i start arguments all the time

[andreano1614]

@AddictionToGaming because putting the line down is half the test...

[KellyK850]

@andreano1614 bingo, i always have to explain videos to people but you beat me to it on this one

[Korvan1993]

@AddictionToGaming Because that wouldnt make him bury his face in the concrete

[joecrisnos]

i love vajayjay

[leafeon92]

ʞunɹp sı pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɯ ɟı ʎɹɹos

[leafeon92]

sןıɐɟ 000'000'4 = sɹǝʍǝıʌ 000'000'4

[KLINGY94]

keep pressing 4 for epic drunk faceplant!

[AdoS5699]

OMG 4,000,000th VIEWER OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

[badaman09]

the cop was like yeah b##ch thats what happen when u fuck with the law

[nelsonr12]

"were gonna make us a line"

"we'll officer, we are in an empty parking lot"

[nerd25101]

Is the tape okay?

[danne249]

the background sound souded like sucide mouse :\

[4thOfAugust1936]

Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the reverse happens to you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this video. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if *insert obvious shit here*. XXX views and thousands of likes!? Press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 and thumbs up. I'm thankful that porno doesn’t have ads. I pee in the side of the bowl to make lessnoise! I find this video difficult to masturbate to. Did he died?!

You won't need to comment now, life is easier.

[Tophisthebest226]

Why In The Hell Does He Want another Line on the Parking lot? is there not thousands of them already?

[taresFlyInCircles]

New punishment for drunk driving

[ps3Gamer23100]

press 4 for dubstep falling

[MadMiner59]

the cop knew it was going to happen he just wanted to watch it anyway

[gabrielmalit210]

press 4 ftw!

[hairyguy23]

So did he pass? LOL

[KuroiNeko2bz]

@hairyguy23 yes... he passed the drunk test... he is definitely drunk =)

[hairyguy23]

failed the test before it even began...

[pacomemo2000]

He thought that line was made of cocaine lol

[back2thefutre]

He died

[God888555]

In Soviet Russia police pencil

[cooltobtrue]

so... did he pass the drunk test?

[ponchoreuc]

dont all drunk fail...

[Gam3rTagger]

@anonnymoose1 damn i thought that was a sound glitch on my turtle beach thank fuck for that

[ONLYsmokesDAbest]

cop was like i know that would work

[rynene]

FAIL.........

[iTzAmpliFy]

Dad?

[ItlogNaEgg]

*a Doctor testing a mentally ill person in the Mental hospital*

Doc: "aims a flashlight on the floor" you see that bright circle light on the floor?

Man: yes doc

Doc: I want you to step on the light and follow where ever it goes.

Man: You kidding me? I'm not crazy no more, I'm not an idiot, I'm cured! see?

Doc: *impressed*

Man: I mean, wtf? what if you turn the flashlight off while I'm on it? i don't wanna fucking fall!

[mikeygallag]

sober ...

[pekestor]

been there

[JTFredrick]

wont be needing to take that test anymore

[Swaaagerade]

I saw this on smoking gun's dumbest once too funny.

[Thunderbird457]

@OhPlainNogart finaly a brit whos not a douchebag, and yeah whats up with aluminum between our two different dialects...

[dopescope7]

Press 7,8,9 to make cop dance. xD

[sSanctum]

0:14 hahaha

[ChaplainDMK]

police brutality xD

[luckisjinxed]

press 2 - hold me real tight ^_^

[hiphopboy797]

HAHAHHAHAHA AND HE IS SUPOSED TO WALK ON IN A STRAIGHT LINE WHEN HE CANT EVEN STAND

[PixelSnipingEU]

@OhPlainNogart Oh dear. USE O'S YOU AMERICANS.

[PixelSnipingEU]

@OhPlainNogart It's spelt. Are you American?

[stray08]

why would you make a tape line over already existing lines? the cop really wanted him to fail

[DYLwat100]

is it just me, or are there weird alien noises in the backround?

[udontknowme992]

the cop is dumb because there are already lines there.

[TacticalPie]

lol I cant stop pressing 4.

[declineofskill]

this is fake tho.. dad's a cop for 5 years, arrested more drunks than anyone else, and they dont walk people down a line. they have them put their heel against their toe, and walk like that.

[eat4peace]

@declineofskill

Different states, different Police Departments means different procedures.

[nogoodbastid]

just use one of the many lines already provided for you on the ground. or better yet, administer a breathalyzer as you're required to do anyway.

[Twinlild]

Sir I know your head is bleeding but put your hands behind your back your under arrest

[kakawunder20]

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[leyany8andfriends]

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[Ripley1602]

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[elmestizo91]

lol,I thought it said "Dunk Fail" at first.=P

[pimpedvw]

"You have the right to remain bleeding."

[shaalay]

hes been drinking 8 percent cody's !!

[MrPowtato]

THERE ARE ALREADY LINES ON THE GROUND :O

[Utipod]

@MrPowtato Yes but he needed to measure out the correct distance, which is standard for that test.

[MrPowtato]

@Utipod oh, forgot about that :) thanks

[RuneMile]

Press "4" :P

[KurdishFaris]

uhm so if the guy cant even put tape down whats the point of even testing him to see if hes intoxicated ? lol

[WeAreAirborne]

THE COP CAR MAKES MAGICAL NOISES!!!

[kingel6]

Press "4" to see the guy on breakdancing xD

[BellyDesigns]

@CanadaDan7 You're Canadian. Shut the fuck up.

[BSmasterXD]

@BellyDesigns Who gives a damn if he's canadian you dumb fuck??!

[MyGeoProject]

@SJARIZONAa How dumb can you be? You spelled "you" wrong.

[allthehastynoise]

why couldn't he just use one of the lines already on the ground?... a diagnal line seems more suitable for the intoxicated i guess.

[GoolalaGoo]

clunk OH!

[LulzMania1]

play movie, pause, play then tap 4 repeatedly with a 1 second delay and watch yourself lol

[silverknight121212]

co za asy

[thiagoassisflex]

KKKKKKKKKKKK TODA VEZ QUE OUÇO ESSA CABEÇADA ME LEMBRO DA BAHIA.

[dragonking612]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha wtf WTF WTF

[MrNbabro]

did he die?

[gapucc88]

the strong is force with this one

[HHoorryykkaa]

He's not crunk at all!!!

[ballerangel1]

y is he putting tape? theres already parking spot lines to walk on haha

[geilman]

@ballerangel1 Placing the tape on the ground is part of the test.

[Rewards1Zone]

THERE ARE SEVERAL LINES RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE  oh wait, now they are in your face.

[smatteringofapplause]

Being drunk IS a fail, so this is a drunk WIN!

[CheekyThrill]

I'll be he barely felt it. He was just staying down because the world was all spinny...

[Joemamma69000]

I thought the guy was gonna let go of the measurement thing and it was gonna hit the cop in the balls.

[WHYNOT808]

@Joemamma69000 its regular tape

[donator6]

how fucking stupid is that cop...... why is he putting a line on the street when there are OTHER LINES????? wtf LOLLL

[royalexecutioner]

@donator6 its probably to see the reaction of the dude as he sets down the tape on the ground.

[Grimes35155]

he isnt drunk. he is just misunderstood :(