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  • funny :)

  • I'm sick of seeing your face on youtube..

  • @burningsociety Hahaha... awesome. I hope it keeps you up at night.

  • It's non usual to fave fun with any one.. badadada..

  • OMG she sounds like an American doing a really bad Aussie Accent. She's either a total bogan or calling from India and just trying to sound Aussie :-)

  • @wheresmymrright I can't tell if you're a fucking moron or just a massive racist.

  • Twass harrd to masterbate to this one.......

  • Thats farkn awesome Ger.. check out my VIP bitchslapping vid! Oi Oi Oi

  • go mow your lawn mate.

  • yer know whats not cool having this video featured for like a whole fucken year. Youtube staff must have it easy.

  • press shift and like on this comment

  • not funny

  • Only Aussie's would lay back enjoy the song and have a nice old chat, rather than continue working. Love it, -he was surprised too.

  • i wouldve preferred he shoved the phone down his pants and farted its what i would do

  • this just proves that telemarketing is just work and they are really nice people!!! she wins!

  • nice eyebrow piercings.... She owned you!!

  • thumbs up if your aussie and you hate bogans

  • The awkward moment when the telemarketer is white

  • @matt99983

    That's all that I was thinking lol

  • omg u legend!! that put a big smile on my face too!! tom jones :D

  • until 1:00 he was thinking "WHEN THE HELL IS THIS CHICK GONNA STFU"

  • dont be a prick, she's just trying to do her job

  • I LOVE this one LOL LOL You don't sound too bad at all in parts - singing lessons! LOL

  • only in australia.

  • Why do Ozzie women always seem to speak as if every sentence is a question?

  • @Riyun72 hey not all of us do that!!

  • @BrizzieGurl17 LOL no? Ok then? Maybe not you ? jks,,,

  • @Riyun72 Thats right! :) i suppose we do that alot though so from all australian women, i apologize to you! lol

  • @BrizzieGurl17 Aw, didnt mean to put you in a bad light, of course not all do it, I was being too general. Didnt mean to offend either. So Brisbane hey?! lol,,,,

  • @Riyun72 Hahaha, it's ok don't apologize! lol yea brisbane! 

  • thumbs up if... wait, no I actually have a life.

  • Why is this video still at the top of the browsing page?

  • Gosh, we're so fucking polite here ^_^

  • LMFAO ...

  • Telemarketers never call me. :(

  • LMAOOO!

  • Australia FTMFW

  • And that's how us Aussies roll.

  • hahahaha

  • ive done the same thing lol so fun to mess with telemarketers!

  • i bet that lady is a turtle...

  • Ohh man lol

    Is this an old video?

  • THUMBS UP IF YOUR AUZZIE!

  • @PS3rapesXBOX "You're" and "Aussie"

    /sigh

  • @PS3rapesXBOX love ur name

  • @PS3rapesXBOX Your Auzzie what?

  • That was awesome!

  • hilarious and so unexpected. Do you really do those covers ? Cant judge a book by one hay. LOL X

  • this dude looks like Miles of Home N Away :)

  • WIN!

  • wasn't he on masterchef? hahaha

  • sigh wish i had you as my customer :D

  • Aw that is so sweet.

  • makes me proud to be an aussie :)

  • Australia REPRESENT!!!

  • Awww, this put a big smile on MY face, too. You deserve to be named Aussie of the Year :-p

  • You can always tell the telemarketer not to hang up cause your touching yourself... start by asking what they are wearing.. you will find they wont call you back...

  • that;s just beautiful..... :'D

  • Aww she was so sweet about it too! I live in Australia and I never get Australian telemarketers calling me... Just ones from India and they get very rude if you mess around with them... I've been sworn at before... ):

  • youtube.com/watch?v=T9wdqKtEth­4

  • Mate....your a Legend. Wanna join a band??

  • You're a good man :)

  • naw this guy is great :)

  • WOAH!!! telemarketers are people to? they have souls?? Mind Blowwwnnn Dude.

  • that was great

    

  • LOL is all i can say hahahahahaha

  • LMFAO!!!! Aussie aussie aussie!!!

  • @kiimbathewhitelion oi oi oi

    be an aussie and check out my songs xx

  • sweet piercings ;]

  • He kinda looks Kurt Cobain hahah

  • She is secretly cursing you and wishing she could hang up, but she never got an answer and she didn't want to lose a customer. :)

  • HA HA HA OMG! I know the lady who is talking on the phone to you....

    You will be glad to know.. they are an Australian based family business who own there own Federal Pest Control franchise and work from there garage. I use to do telly marketing for them also... they are beautiful people and I wish them all the best!

  • @colindominy dont call them a pests.. they're just trying to do their job. its hard to earn money in india and philippines. and you spell filipino wrong.

  • lol what an ace telemarketer!

  • "actually tom jones is a dude i shoot for when im doin kareoke".

    -telemarketer prankcall.

  • @5yearsoldgirl I love the way she handled that rofl but yes you are right, an indian will find a way to bring up the product straight after he finished singing, without even acknowledging the fact that he was singing hahah

  • Actually, why not do a REVERSE HARD SELL on her. When she finishes her pre-scripted robot-like sales spiel on the phone .. then just reply back by saying to her " Well, honey, FORGET ALL THAT .. have I got a deal for you !! I'm offering you something that EVERY woman needs ... & then just continue on with a fictitious sales pitch at her - until she hangs up herself in frustration. AND - just imagine the fun you'd have doing this with Indian + Philipino telemarketing pests.

  • i hate telemarketers but we all need a job

  • awesome

  • I have done telemarketing and would have loved a bit of comedy from the person I was calling-awesome dude

  • why don't you just firmly cut her off and say no thanks, dude's just trying to make a buck in a hard to do job, some find the form useful so being rude doesn't help her and you just get stressed waiting for your turn to react

  • some tele marketer called me about a new holiday package i told him it sounded awesome and to tell me more he sounded so excited. after he told me all the little details 5 min later i said i really hope you enjoy your holiday mate sounds like youve got a really great deal there!!! then i hung up!!!! HAHAHA LOL

  • love this vid

  • love this vid

  • i love how the telemarketer is so polite <3

  • Man...this is...total...life...at its best...2 strangers crossing the threshold of non-personal tele-market ecomomic retraint road...and actually having a real conversation...the girl sounded genuinly pleased...Good on ya mate...your call is to bring joy to the world.

  • Hey Mate, has anybody ever told you you look just like Russell Crowe? I know he's a New Zealander (not an Aussie like us) but it's still pretty cool how much you resemble him!!

  • awwww she's such a sweetie :)

    Anyone else would've hung up on him!

  • <3 That was awesome!! Thanks for sharing. I work at reception and I find it hard to remain polite on the phone when I get interrupted by telemarketers... I'm going to try this next time, just for the craic!

  • he ends by thanking HER for HER time!! HAHAHHAHAHA GOLD!!! this guy is bloody brilliant!!!! check his page out for loads more like this!! we love your work mate, very entertaining!!

  • my favourite parts when he starts singing

  • I love australia

  • mate, that was the most down to earth tele marketer chick ive ever fucking heard...but if it was an idian fucking paki cunt, i would off skitzed out on the cunt but yo, pre funny shit.

  • @Pissupboiz There is no need to speak about them like they are below you. They are working to feed their families too.

  • @dimdim358 Me, a manager for Vodafone... that's even funnier than my vid! - Cheers.

  • aussies ftw 

  • @crisDAwog Oh yeah...

  • I work in a call centre (Not selling, just recruiting for paid market research) but this is neat. It's always sweet when people behave kindly, especially if they act like this, though not quite as cool!

  • @fjays Cheers... unfortunately sometimes it gets ugly but I try and keep it sweet most of the time. At the very least I shoot to give them a funny story to go home with. Cheers.

  • awww that was nice

  • @yellowkite7 Smiley face emoticon :)!

  • Every time I see you, you remind me of Ben Gibard. lol

  • ozzies know how to save face without been rude...

  • @adriane900 Heck yeah...

  • @adriane900 dude im a telemarketer -_- so many aussies are fucking assholes to people they dont know, but i will say a lot are nice. usually the old ladies are really nice.

    but yeah i dont try to sell over the phone, just make appointments to property investment >_> and im not indian..

  • @riftcutter I'm an Aussie and I can say I am not rude to telemarketers.. They're just doing their job.

  • @adriane900 If we were the Wizard of OZ you could called us OZZIES but there is no O in Australia we are AUSSIES numb nuts

  • @hardyboyzrko somebody had bitch for breakfast you know wot I mean & I am Australian douche bag & Ill spell it any f**king way I want

  • @adriane900 LMFAO You a gutter dweller than

  • dude, is it just me or has this been in youtube spotlight for at least a year now?! D:

  • @MigelMeUp Longer... and no I don't know why. All I know is that it's AWESOME!!!

  • @MigelMeUp No shit, I've watched this for the 5th time because it was on the 'Browse' page and I thought 2 months was a long time and you've posted that 7 months ago.

  • @KenanVideos It must be something like two or three years now... I still don't know why I'm on the front page, but I know it's still awesome.

  • I fucking love living in australia :)

  • @MsFreekazoid Here here!

  • @MsFreekazoid AGREED

  • @MsFreekazoid if you'r parents wernt born in austrailia then get the fuck out!

  • @monkeyoncrackftw Um, first of all... i was born in Australia, and so what if I wasn’t? Two, accepting other cultures is one of the things that makes Australia so great. Three, where the hell do you get off telling people where they can and cannot live?...get a life you racist troll, this video is made to make people happy.

  • @monkeyoncrackftw If your ansestors werent born here then YOU fuck off,

  • @Timbaland101 , I assume your ancestors were born here? Just so you know only the Aboriginals and their ancestors were born here and no one else, unless you go back even further, because no one was born here, everyone came from Africa

  • @monkeyoncrackftw Get over yourself you bigoted, racist fool! Unless you are an Aboriginal, somewhere down the line, your family originated from somewhere else. It is people like you that give Aussies a bad name! And go back to school to learn how to punctuate properly.

  • @PetePlacid1 mate for me that line is when austrailia was first discovered my family has been here since day one so sorry for calling my self an auzzie

  • what an epic telemarketer

  • hehe...well done :)

  • people comment not on the video but to have another human to respond to them. im sick of seeing your video on the main page . but it made me laugh so its ok.

  • @imawesome89100 Good for you.

  • naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Haha Awwwww

  • WIN

  • She acts like its a normal thing.

  • trust me he can never stand a chance against an Indian telemarketer

  • @5yearsoldgirl Really? - You should check out the other 65 or so pranks that I've done... I've done more than my fair share of Indians.

  • aha downie :L thats pretty cool :L

  • Gold!

  • ahhaahaha i wouldnt have the balls to do this

  • LOL

  • these comments have made my day. i have spent ages reading them and they are hilaaaaaarious!!!!!

    Good vid by the way - *shit - i mean it's crap (....im a terrible troll)

  • @Jaymeistar Hahaha... I just went back and read a heap of them too. I love a good drunken troll bashing!

    Cheers!

  • That was Funny .

  • That was so awesome, first "prank" call I've seen that doesn't involve a kid sqeualing at the top of his lungs or somebody abusing someone else. Nice work!

  • got a tele-marketer the other day i stuffed them around abit

    pretty funny dude got a lol outta me =D

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  • @IItothe222345helomot Hey matey... You totally firsted my most popular video!

    I'm still pranking... sure I've got better things to do, but none of them are as funny.

  • ah-loo-min-e-um = uk is retarded

  • @irunxboxlive

    A-LOOOM-IN-UM = US is retarded

  • @dashunderscoredash aluminium= Australian way to say it, I think we got it right :P

    how did this come up anyway??

  • @irunxboxlive I'm retarded!

  • @irunxboxlive I'm sorry, what? Not only the UK uses 'aluminium' as the spelling. In fact, I think you'll find most English-speaking countries would use 'aluminium'. So, essentially, you're being a typical American and assuming that US English is the correct and only way to say things, despite your ridiculous variations in pronunciation (Arkansas and Kansas. WTF. Seriously.).

    So thank you, you arrogant prick, for reinforcing the American stereotype.

  • @irunxboxlive hahah he's Australian. Fail.

  • Haha. Funny clip mate.

  • nice vid mate! i was like thinking she'd get angry and chop you off but she was lovely! :D

  • Man how annoying is that lady?

  • That was truly beautiful. You made my day with this video. Hahaha I was expecting anger and yelling but you just made everyone happy. Especially me :D

  • Heh people got angry. Nice video mate, I should know - I have a million views on my other channel.

  • See, Aussie's know how to be gracious, funny, and stupid while letting someone down. I will deff do this next time, might sing Lady Gaga's "Telephone"

    'Stop telephoning me eh,eh,eh'

    On ya @gerantgerant.

  • @jayhoeleven haha he was lucky, i got an Indian telimarketer and i was in the middle of writing a speech for English. I asked him if i could readd it to him and he said yes. i was a fifth of the way through when he cut me off and hung up. how rude! he took up my time so i thought i would take up his. anyway enough of my ramble. i will try this next time XD

  • that is funny and nice at the same time

  • AWESOME

  • lol I recognise this script and have read it too many times

  • wish more ppl would do that. great job.

  • Mind you, this comment thread proves that there are some very insecure, unmedicated folks out there...just bizarre. Finding heaps of f-wits to block though!

  • @haggidubious Yeah, WOW!!! - I've been on a good blocking kick for a few weeks now... I must continue to remind myself not to feed the trolls!!!

  • Great technique- must try!

  • fucking youtube change the vids on front page already

  • Props to actually being polite to em man! I normally tell em to call back on the 32nd of the month...

  • LOL

  • yes u are a dumb american

  • is this english? i cannot understand it...i guess im a dumb american who doesn't mutilate the language

  • @irunxboxlive It's America that has mutilated the English language and you distinctly cannot understand what is being said because the English speaking world to you is solely American. So how do you say the word "Internet?", over here and in England we say the first T in the word, whereas in America you say it as "Innernet".

  • ahahaha!

  • she's a good sport lol

  • Smash em son! your a ledge mate!

  • @redman68au Thanks!!!

    I've been getting HAMMERED on here of late. Nice to get some positive feedback!

  • @gerantgerant fuck em mate, you tube is a breading ground for soft cocks and imbeciles! at least you've got a decent sense of humour as apposed to all the yanky tripe on here!