Sure! The Creaturians are THE single most dangerous cult in this solar system... especially if you have a weak heart or bladder.
We killed a woman called Pherson McLisa about a hundred years ago. She invoked the Creature and when it jumped out at her she drowned in a puddle of her own urine. The rest of the congregation had some near death experiances when they nearly died laughing at a grown woman pissing herself.
The dance as seen above is directions to the creatures home world, like a bee.
But how do I join up with The Creaturians? Is there some kind of ritual? Or is this one of those self-help Creature cults? Is pissing on myself mandatory or can I use some other bodily fluid? Could you e-mail me a application or rule book, preferably with a price list and mandatory meeting times?
Please consider me a provisonal Createrianologist.
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Yeah, Scientologist ARE a dangerous bunch and need their tax status removed, but Scientology is not a religion. Scientology leaves people fucked up. The best thing is to stay away from Scientology altogether. Religions like Judiasm, Christianity and Islam need to keep their tax status. Get it right troll! You Scifientologist always try to link your cult to a religion. Remember, it started as a business and still is. Lets not forget what the cult did to Gareth Cales.
Can you name the hundreds of people killed during botched "exorcisms"? A guy was killed only last year in New Zealand by catholic exorcists. How many others have been killed since because of this superstitious rubbish?
Can you name the 300,000 people killed by Doctors and Hospitals each year in the USA? Do you still go to western doctors?
Lisa was killed by stupidity. But hundreds of thousands are killed through other human stupidity.
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No, Lisa was killed by stupid Scientologist!!! And no, Lisa Mcpherson is not the only focus here. EVERYONE SCIENTOLOGY KILLED is. But I still am amazed how you try to link your cult to a real religion at every chance. You are making your cult look even worse!!! Duh!
Yeah, Scientologist ARE a dangerous bunch and need their tax status removed, but Scientology is not a religion. Scientology leaves people fucked up. The best thing is to stay away from Scientology altogether. Religions like Judiasm, Christianity and Islam need to keep their tax status. Get it right troll! You Scifientologist always try to link your cult to a religion. Remember, it started as a business and still is. Lets not forget what the cult did to Gareth Cales.
Lets not forget the huge business the Catholic Church is.
"How well we know what a profitable superstition this fable of Christ is" -Pope Leo X
Organised religion exists for 2 reasons, Money and control/power. They sell you the religion door to door. The more people they convert, the more power over the masses they have. All mainstream religions are guilty of this. LRon Hubbard was no where near as rich as the Vatican.
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Yeah, Scientologist ARE a dangerous bunch and need their tax status removed, but Scientology is not a religion. Scientology leaves people fucked up. The best thing is to stay away from Scientology altogether. Religions like Judiasm, Christianity and Islam need to keep their tax status. Get it right troll! You Scifientologist always try to link your cult to a religion. Remember, it started as a business and still is. Lets not forget what the cult did to Gareth Cales.
What does Scientology have to do with my stupid video and dont you think comming here to post about Scientology and then calling ME a troll to be a little "pot and kettle"?
Speaking of Taxes.. If you are from the USA, you dont need to pay tax and are entitled to a complete refund of every cent you have paid as there is NO LAW that says you have to pay tax. Dont believe me? Try to find it! ASk a solicitor to find it for you!
mr sunshine followed me here from another video. I am a Narconon grad (drug rehab) and have been doing great, since 1996. This guy seems to think thats a bad thing?!?
Anyway say hi to your spider for me and I am desperatly wating for the sequel.
Narconon is a drug rehab that uses l ron hubbards Technology to get people off drugs...its not Scientology but some people.......well. You can have a look at some of the success or check the Narconon Arrowhead channel..I like it.
Thanks and its alright if you have an addiction to caffiene but I dont think it would be a good idea to give any to spidey. I here it gives them indigestion!
Did he call me a Scientologist? Im getting confuzzeled now.... my brain hurts...
Well, I have studied Dianetics and Ive had one of those personality tests from the Scientoli-dudes. In theory, its all cool. Dunno about the whole Xenu volcanoe-aliens thing and the exorbitant fees, but hey, everyone needs a gimmick! Its no weirder than believing in a jewish zombie on a stick.
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the link between you and scientology is that you have videos promoting Narconon, which is a WELL KNOWN SCIENTOLOGY FRONT. I'm sorry but this man was right, scientology is a scam, and a bad one at that, I'm surprised you still haven't realised that yourself. I didn't know scientology was into conspiracy theories these days....
Tory Magroo...She sits down in her basemnet looking like a harmless drunk old bag who's making completely incomprehensible videos but REALLY she's a reptilian!
Tory Magroo is a skull and crossbones, illuminate, CFR, Mason, crystal skull worshiping murderess!
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I didn't see that before my other comment, it seems that you are unaware of the dangers you went through when you did the Narconon program. You probably know what Niacin is since it is very much present in the ''vitamin bombs'' given at Narconon. A friend of mine had HUGE health problems because of this, you may too, maybe not if you have a strong metabolism. The technology by L Ron Hubbard is bogus, google him, I am not attacking you, just tryin to help.
Well, Thank you... thank you very much. Youre too kind, really.
I'd like to also thank my pet pig Jacob for his suport and valuable contributions during the filming of this.
Id like to thank the Brazillian people. If not for them being in serious debt to the 2nd fattest country in the world, I would not be able to consume large amounts of cheap coffee.
A special shout out to that little redback spider that was on the toilet seat the other night for NOT biting my arse.
Damn I just checked my typing and it was horrible! Let me try this again!Yup! "Channel" you are right, dancing boobs? I have no idea what you are talking about. This new channel is dedicated to the Scientology caused murder of Lisa McPherson, how can she be a dancing boob? Scientology killed her. Would it not be accurate to say , "Scientology killed Lisa McPherson and she is now a dead(murdered) dancing dead(murdered) Scientology boob?"
Yup channel you are right, dancing boobs? I have no idea what you are talking about. This new channel is dedicated to the Scientology caused murder of Lisa McPherson, how can she be a dancing boob? Scientology killed her. Wound it not be accurate to say , "Scientology killed Lisa McPherson and she is no a dead(murdered) dancing dead(mirdered) by Scientology boob?"
You HAVE to check out this new television channel dedicated to Gareth Cales, Lisa McPherson and Mark Bunker. With 24 hour 7 day a week live televison programming that has a 48 hour play cycle updated every month. Dont forget the LIVE newcast every sunday night. Just send a script to LRonHubbardFuckFace!
See the beta version at NowLive(dot)com/show/ScientologyExposed
Oh and does OSA attack? I was under the impression that they were the PR wing of Scientology. That's what their nice local rep told me. Should I think differently?
Hmmm, perhaps I'm a reptilian! Or I'm the only human in a reptilian world. Or I'm the only SANE person in a world of madmen. For as I well know, "the one man who knows what it's all about is the madman!" Ohh yes!
Now this is getting complicated! Spiders, flies and reptilians. Wanna bet who is going to end up protesting who? (Or who will end up "harassing" the others?)
One has to invite another to harass. A willing victim is just as important as a tormentor. I prefer to be neither.
Protesting is a different story. Protesting is simply a reactive state in favor or opposed to some situation or organisation. A protest is designed to advertise a need for change.
You cannot harass me, you can disagree with me but your penalty may be a challenge of your beliefs. You can protest me all you like but I don't think it will be very effective.
Well now that we have the ground rules my vote is to harass the spiders and protets the reptilians and we can hide our wings and call ourselves unknownamous...ya whatya think?
Ahahaha,
"Thick Scientology head"?
Now your not only a Scientologist but a thick headed one! (I guess thats better than a thin headed one!)
Is Creaturianology a religion, superstision or just a way of life?
biglizard45 3 years ago
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Get it through your thick Scientologist head....Scientology IS NOT A RELIGION!!!
LRonHubbardFuckFace 3 years ago
Get it through yours: WE DONT GIVE A FUCK!
Could you define "Religion" for us? What makes a "religion"?
From the latin word "Religio" which means "Superstition".
C'mon, your itchin for a bite. Tell me what qualifies a religion, and what doesnt.
phatbeztard 3 years ago
Oh yeah,
One more request, could we make this religion dangerous too?
Just a thought,
Lizzy
biglizard45 3 years ago
Sure! The Creaturians are THE single most dangerous cult in this solar system... especially if you have a weak heart or bladder.
We killed a woman called Pherson McLisa about a hundred years ago. She invoked the Creature and when it jumped out at her she drowned in a puddle of her own urine. The rest of the congregation had some near death experiances when they nearly died laughing at a grown woman pissing herself.
The dance as seen above is directions to the creatures home world, like a bee.
phatbeztard 3 years ago
OHHHHHHH!
But how do I join up with The Creaturians? Is there some kind of ritual? Or is this one of those self-help Creature cults? Is pissing on myself mandatory or can I use some other bodily fluid? Could you e-mail me a application or rule book, preferably with a price list and mandatory meeting times?
Please consider me a provisonal Createrianologist.
Thank you
Lizzy
biglizard45 3 years ago
W0W,
I go to sleep and you'all fire this back up.
Hmmm, worship the creature...creatology?, creatstianity? creatslam? creatiasm? whata ya think?
Anway Im ready to sign up, just tell me where,when and what it's called!
Lizzy
biglizard45 3 years ago
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Yeah, Scientologist ARE a dangerous bunch and need their tax status removed, but Scientology is not a religion. Scientology leaves people fucked up. The best thing is to stay away from Scientology altogether. Religions like Judiasm, Christianity and Islam need to keep their tax status. Get it right troll! You Scifientologist always try to link your cult to a religion. Remember, it started as a business and still is. Lets not forget what the cult did to Gareth Cales.
analyzingfunny 3 years ago
Scientology is NOT a religion though. Why did Scientology leave Lisa Mcpherson to die?
analyzingfunny 3 years ago
Is Lisa McPherson the only focus here?
Can you name the hundreds of people killed during botched "exorcisms"? A guy was killed only last year in New Zealand by catholic exorcists. How many others have been killed since because of this superstitious rubbish?
Can you name the 300,000 people killed by Doctors and Hospitals each year in the USA? Do you still go to western doctors?
Lisa was killed by stupidity. But hundreds of thousands are killed through other human stupidity.
phatbeztard 3 years ago
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No, Lisa was killed by stupid Scientologist!!! And no, Lisa Mcpherson is not the only focus here. EVERYONE SCIENTOLOGY KILLED is. But I still am amazed how you try to link your cult to a real religion at every chance. You are making your cult look even worse!!! Duh!
analyzingfunny 3 years ago
Yeah, Scientologist ARE a dangerous bunch and need their tax status removed, but Scientology is not a religion. Scientology leaves people fucked up. The best thing is to stay away from Scientology altogether. Religions like Judiasm, Christianity and Islam need to keep their tax status. Get it right troll! You Scifientologist always try to link your cult to a religion. Remember, it started as a business and still is. Lets not forget what the cult did to Gareth Cales.
LRonHubbardFuckFace 3 years ago
Lets not forget the huge business the Catholic Church is.
"How well we know what a profitable superstition this fable of Christ is" -Pope Leo X
Organised religion exists for 2 reasons, Money and control/power. They sell you the religion door to door. The more people they convert, the more power over the masses they have. All mainstream religions are guilty of this. LRon Hubbard was no where near as rich as the Vatican.
RELIGION=BULLSHIT!
PERIOD!
Now, worship the CREATURE and send me money!
phatbeztard 3 years ago
The Creature now has his own film clip! "Closer to Creature"
Talk about streeeeeeeeeetching a bad joke!
phatbeztard 3 years ago
YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
biglizard45 3 years ago
Its very good but NOTHING beats the original!
Lizzy
biglizard45 3 years ago
Oh I got it,
Some how anonmyass has this video confused with one of their "protest" videos! This guy jumping around reminds them of....them!!!
LMFAO!
Well it does look just like the results they get on "protest" day.
ahahaLizzy
biglizard45 3 years ago
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IM NO GOOD WITH COMPUTAR HOW DID I GET HERRRRRE?
srry about the two other comments, I'm not even on the right channel..... it was meant for biglizard ^^
Again please pardon me!
Oderus24 3 years ago
DUDE,
I just noticed...your an Aussie! Good shit mate! I spent some years there! (All around Sydney and Melbourne and a bit down in Tasi)
Ya got cool spiders out there for sure!
Lizzy
biglizard45 3 years ago
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Yeah, Scientologist ARE a dangerous bunch and need their tax status removed, but Scientology is not a religion. Scientology leaves people fucked up. The best thing is to stay away from Scientology altogether. Religions like Judiasm, Christianity and Islam need to keep their tax status. Get it right troll! You Scifientologist always try to link your cult to a religion. Remember, it started as a business and still is. Lets not forget what the cult did to Gareth Cales.
LRonHubbardFuckFace 3 years ago
Just one question... erm ok, 2 questions.
What does Scientology have to do with my stupid video and dont you think comming here to post about Scientology and then calling ME a troll to be a little "pot and kettle"?
Speaking of Taxes.. If you are from the USA, you dont need to pay tax and are entitled to a complete refund of every cent you have paid as there is NO LAW that says you have to pay tax. Dont believe me? Try to find it! ASk a solicitor to find it for you!
phatbeztard 3 years ago
Hey phat,
Sorry dude,
mr sunshine followed me here from another video. I am a Narconon grad (drug rehab) and have been doing great, since 1996. This guy seems to think thats a bad thing?!?
Anyway say hi to your spider for me and I am desperatly wating for the sequel.
Lizzy
biglizard45 3 years ago
Yo Lizzy,
What, did you go through rehab with the Scientologists or something? Not that it matters. Congrats on the success of it!
I have a rather nasty addiction to caffiene...
Spidey says HI!
phatbeztard 3 years ago
phatdude,
Now hes calling you a Scientologist?
Narconon is a drug rehab that uses l ron hubbards Technology to get people off drugs...its not Scientology but some people.......well. You can have a look at some of the success or check the Narconon Arrowhead channel..I like it.
Thanks and its alright if you have an addiction to caffiene but I dont think it would be a good idea to give any to spidey. I here it gives them indigestion!
biglizard45 3 years ago
Did he call me a Scientologist? Im getting confuzzeled now.... my brain hurts...
Well, I have studied Dianetics and Ive had one of those personality tests from the Scientoli-dudes. In theory, its all cool. Dunno about the whole Xenu volcanoe-aliens thing and the exorbitant fees, but hey, everyone needs a gimmick! Its no weirder than believing in a jewish zombie on a stick.
Spidey has graduated to OT9.
phatbeztard 3 years ago
I prefer the reptilian, illuminati, CFR, crystal scull worshiping, alian spiders myself but as you say live and let live.
Do you have a release date for the sequel and what will it be called...son of creature remix, creature remix II, Fred and Mary go to London?
biglizard45 3 years ago
LMAO!!!!...jewish zombie on a stick....
anonymousdouble07 3 years ago 2
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the link between you and scientology is that you have videos promoting Narconon, which is a WELL KNOWN SCIENTOLOGY FRONT. I'm sorry but this man was right, scientology is a scam, and a bad one at that, I'm surprised you still haven't realised that yourself. I didn't know scientology was into conspiracy theories these days....
Oderus24 3 years ago
Face,
I know who really caused it.
Tory Magroo...She sits down in her basemnet looking like a harmless drunk old bag who's making completely incomprehensible videos but REALLY she's a reptilian!
Tory Magroo is a skull and crossbones, illuminate, CFR, Mason, crystal skull worshiping murderess!
(She's also very funnny!..poor old bat.)
Have fun with it baby~!!!
Love,
Lizzy!
biglizard45 3 years ago
but you are STILL avoiding talking about the Scientology caused neglect/murder of Lisa Mcpherson.
LRonHubbardFuckFace 3 years ago
Yeah, Scientologists are a dangerous bunch. But then ALL organised religions kill people, and leave so many others fucked up.
Its best to stay away from cults such as Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Scientology etc all together. Theyre all full of shit.
phatbeztard 3 years ago
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I didn't see that before my other comment, it seems that you are unaware of the dangers you went through when you did the Narconon program. You probably know what Niacin is since it is very much present in the ''vitamin bombs'' given at Narconon. A friend of mine had HUGE health problems because of this, you may too, maybe not if you have a strong metabolism. The technology by L Ron Hubbard is bogus, google him, I am not attacking you, just tryin to help.
Oderus24 3 years ago
Welp,
Narconon Saved MY life!
Lizzy
biglizard45 3 years ago
I would love to hear what you have to say about phatbestards comment.
anonymousdouble07 3 years ago 2
Sorry I forgot to mention:
The script...5 stars
Leading man...5 stars
Leading lady...5 stars
Make-up...5 stars
Musical direction/score...5 stars
Again over-all 5 stars!
biglizard45 3 years ago
Well, Thank you... thank you very much. Youre too kind, really.
I'd like to also thank my pet pig Jacob for his suport and valuable contributions during the filming of this.
Id like to thank the Brazillian people. If not for them being in serious debt to the 2nd fattest country in the world, I would not be able to consume large amounts of cheap coffee.
A special shout out to that little redback spider that was on the toilet seat the other night for NOT biting my arse.
phatbeztard 3 years ago
The cinemantography on this work of art is amazing...5 stars.
The casting is just superb!...5 stars.
The wardrobe stupendous...5 stars.
and the stuntwork/special effects are second to none!
Bottom line....5 stars!
biglizard45 3 years ago
L
Thats much better your meds must be kickin in. Yu'll be alright just give it a little more time.
biglizard45 3 years ago
Attack THIS mutherfucker!!!
NowLive(dot)com/show/ScientologyExposed
LRonHubbardFuckFace 3 years ago
Ah shit,
Never mind!
biglizard45 3 years ago
Ooopps, I did it again, well here we go (again)Dude you better get to your meds...Quick!
Love, Lizzzy.
biglizard45 3 years ago
Damn I just checked my typing and it was hrrible! Let me try this again! Dude you better get to your Meds...Quick!
Love, Lizzy.
biglizard45 3 years ago
WOW,
Dude you better get to you meds...Quick!
Love, Lizzy.
biglizard45 3 years ago
Damn I just checked my typing and it was horrible! Let me try this again!Yup! "Channel" you are right, dancing boobs? I have no idea what you are talking about. This new channel is dedicated to the Scientology caused murder of Lisa McPherson, how can she be a dancing boob? Scientology killed her. Would it not be accurate to say , "Scientology killed Lisa McPherson and she is now a dead(murdered) dancing dead(murdered) Scientology boob?"
Just wondering... you know...
LRonHubbardFuckFace 3 years ago
Yup channel you are right, dancing boobs? I have no idea what you are talking about. This new channel is dedicated to the Scientology caused murder of Lisa McPherson, how can she be a dancing boob? Scientology killed her. Wound it not be accurate to say , "Scientology killed Lisa McPherson and she is no a dead(murdered) dancing dead(mirdered) by Scientology boob?"
Just wondering... you know...
LRonHubbardFuckFace 3 years ago
You HAVE to check out this new television channel dedicated to Gareth Cales, Lisa McPherson and Mark Bunker. With 24 hour 7 day a week live televison programming that has a 48 hour play cycle updated every month. Dont forget the LIVE newcast every sunday night. Just send a script to LRonHubbardFuckFace!
See the beta version at NowLive(dot)com/show/ScientologyExposed
LRonHubbardFuckFace 3 years ago
WOW,
The dancing boobs channel oh boy!
biglizard45 3 years ago
ha one person in a mask.
this video is accurate of the size of anonmyass's protests
accurate in the costume design
accurate in the point of their protest (stupidity!!! :) )
and accurate in how much other people care about them dancing around like fools = nothing, zero, nada
funny vid !!
but mostly funny because it's true!!
jth0511 3 years ago 2
Ahhhummmm...
The correct term is "unfunny."
oddemperor 3 years ago
oh come on odd,
Everybody likes Benny Hill humor!
peace out brother.
biglizard45 3 years ago
Well not everyone!
Perhaps everyone luuves Benny Hill Humor, except when it attacks!
oddemperor 3 years ago
attacks?
biglizard45 3 years ago
Attacks!
oddemperor 3 years ago
Oooh,
I see! That bush is OSA! Shit it is an attack!
ahahahahahahhahahaha!
biglizard45 3 years ago
Bush is OSA? That explains a lot!
Oh and does OSA attack? I was under the impression that they were the PR wing of Scientology. That's what their nice local rep told me. Should I think differently?
oddemperor 3 years ago
No Bush isnt OSA,
He's a reptilian...So is OSA..so is PR...so ia Scientology...Their ALL reptilians!!!
biglizard45 3 years ago
Hmmm, perhaps I'm a reptilian! Or I'm the only human in a reptilian world. Or I'm the only SANE person in a world of madmen. For as I well know, "the one man who knows what it's all about is the madman!" Ohh yes!
;)
oddemperor 3 years ago
odd,
I LIKE IT! Ya might have something there. I have always had the feeling I was a fly in an all repltilian world.
But since I feel this way it must mean I'm actualy the only reptilian in a world of flies.
Right? % /
biglizard45 3 years ago
...said the spider to the fly.
oddemperor 3 years ago
odd.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not spiders too!!!!!!!!!!!!
biglizard45 3 years ago
....spiders!
oddemperor 3 years ago
Now this is getting complicated! Spiders, flies and reptilians. Wanna bet who is going to end up protesting who? (Or who will end up "harassing" the others?)
biglizard45 3 years ago
One has to invite another to harass. A willing victim is just as important as a tormentor. I prefer to be neither.
Protesting is a different story. Protesting is simply a reactive state in favor or opposed to some situation or organisation. A protest is designed to advertise a need for change.
You cannot harass me, you can disagree with me but your penalty may be a challenge of your beliefs. You can protest me all you like but I don't think it will be very effective.
oddemperor 3 years ago
OK,
Well now that we have the ground rules my vote is to harass the spiders and protets the reptilians and we can hide our wings and call ourselves unknownamous...ya whatya think?
biglizard45 3 years ago
nao! Protest both, you silly bitch!
oddemperor 3 years ago
SHIT!
your right odd...that way we could get in twice the dancing time...........Yip yip yipeee
biglizard45 3 years ago
haha thats funny.
he's dressed like an anonymous protestor
BIGJ88888888 3 years ago
bwahahahahahah!
anonymousdouble07 3 years ago 2
Thats tooooo fuuuny dude!
biglizard45 3 years ago
It's funny. It's a good video, and it reminded me of Benny Hill.
robertpina99 4 years ago