Anonymous Hero Donates Hospital 200 Human Kidneys

[uzbek1988]

Hey guys is this real? Where did kidneys come from? its 100 people

[dangraphic]

@uzbek1988 Yes, and today a few minutes ago in Dallas General Hospital, someone left a bag with 5 butt cheeks. Supposedly from the cast of "Three and a Half Men"

[diro999]

@uzbek1988 50 you have two kidneys silly

[elessar1313]

why couldnt brooke alverez be one of those 3....

[GamersWhoTroll]

LOL "We are especially in need of hearts, lungs, and brains."

[PunchSydeironReviews]

@GamersWhoTroll [Insert Congress joke here.]

[DemoraX]

what a true humanitarian!

"this is only the beginning!"

XD

[oldman32123]

I actually thought it was legit until about half way through.

[jmcieslak0]

I had to immediately rewatch it for the ticker

[Raynor9X9]

lol, they are especially in need of brains

[misteri0810]

Oh thatz really funny

[Chimmychii]

Lol who throws kidneys at a door

[ManicTheManic]

I think it's hilarious that people think their superior because they know the onion is a joke, and then they try to extend on that by responding to people saying it's not...when those people are only doing it so they get a response.

[Escarion1983]

One question where the fuck did thisguy get all those kidneys???? did anyone not think if he killed poeple or maybe something omg wtf is going on with 2012!!!!

[Mattyrdom]

@Escarion1983 Please go die.

[FrootLoop246]

@Escarion1983 Uhmmmm, this isn't real.

[dnci14]

@Escarion1983 dude, nobody cares. it takes no genius to say that the guy did it for charity... gahh... you shouldn't be watching The Onion

[Escarion1983]

@dnci14 yeah your right lets close our eyes and not care cause we are insencetive dicks

[TheBeBeCaCa]

Thumbs up if you scroll through the comments to see who actually... you know... (wink wink) ;)

[RetardedFishyX]

@TheBeBeCaCa what?

[Emmanuel1298]

holy shit its dexter!!!

[phdan123]

Thought: 200 kidneys could save 200 lives. 100 people had to die to give them. Thats still a net gain of 100. so technically this man saved 100 lives

[TheSirauti]

how are they so happy and no signs of shock at all!?!?!?

[writersblock91289]

this was the first onion video i ever saw. and i actually believe it... then i saw site. now i realize i was an idiot

[colum2011]

is that Mena Suvari?

[Krosbryd]

Must've been murder to get those kidneys. I tried to donate my friend's liver, but he kept screaming for some reason.

[writersblock91289]

@Krosbryd you probably didn't sterilize, you idiot!

[ShubaDubah]

This is only the begining xD

[cluelesstz]

@ShubaDubah Yeah. And the hospital wishes that more people would follow the serial killer's example!

[tufanyatta]

Do not think it's the act of an sociopath serial killer?

[AmericanNohbuddy]

@tufanyatta

Of course not!

[temporaryonesix]

I think they used potatoes.

[TheCF221]

"...we are especially short of hearts, lungs, and BRAINS." <-yup, we are especially short of that last one!

[Bnswiss]

i have a feeling if you dont know what the onion is your to little or stupid

[robert2bfootball]

I wish people would stop saying this video is fake in the comments so we could see more dumbass comments from people who don't know.

[Hikash]

How can anyone think this is true? How can anyone have not heard of The Onion?

[TheJasonDR]

@Hikash come on shut up I love reading the comments of people who believe this is real

[Cosackie]

It was realistic until the doctor said "brains".

[wowspare]

Seriously guys, when someone doesn't realise that this is satire and thinks this is real, just do the right thing and don't tell them its a satire. We all want to see those hilarious comments

[royalsteven]

How can they even beg for organ donors whenm this shit happens?!?!?!?

[tomyverce4]

@royalsteven its not real

[royalsteven]

Duh :D

[UallMine]

LOL! I thought this was real until I read the top two comments. Holy fucking shit! :D 

[MinecraftianBuilders]

I know who it was! Jigsaw!

[M3rkEntertainment]

Lmao..."Kidneys may be related to last week's donation of 1,200 eyes"

[BloodorangesAshley]

Jack the Ripper is back...?! xD

[Draginvry2]

This video is hilarious.

[JemF1nch]

what the fuck

[SoldierCyfix]

lol in need of brains

[morgan88will1]

"3 people dead after grenade eating contest goes wrong" lol

[Anduy]

@morgan88will1 goes right

[mhale55]

@Anduy No. You're wrong champ.

Awry.

[morgan88will1]

@Anduy nah

[Yupimruss1an]

wow im so stupid i thought this was real until i saw a vid about head found in the hamburger

[iliteritmonkey]

what do you think would happen if someone edited an episode of the Onion into actual news on television?

but more importantly, how many people do you think could tell the difference?

[superdumbshit]

@iliteritmonkey the insuing chaos would be lengendary

Hackers get on it

[MetalMilitia5488]

@iliteritmonkey It would depend on the episode and the news network. I have a feeling if someone edited in the episode on "Finding Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son" during a Fox News broadcast, people would be calling in asking where they can get a copy of the book "Actually He's a Boy: A How to Manual for Parenting an Effeminate Male Child."

[KILLER77X1]

Sold on black market... Tons of $

[CheckMahStash]

oh my god you guys are so dumb

[yongsofea92]

At first I was like wtf? Then I was like "OHHHHH"

[SSBBBDD]

the comment section on theOnion videos are the best.

[Poocircle]

wtf so i should go and kill people for their organs and then be called an hero XD

[zackamisiesxstuck]

whata nice guy

[Diesel3865]

Well done anonymous :) -3

[princesnemo123]

WOW U GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDED " this is only the begining!!!" ya of him to slaughter more humans!! THIS IS A TYPICAL CASE OF MURDER U DUMB FUCKS HE OBVIOUSLY IS KILLING HUMANS!!!! IF HE WAS JUST A NICE DONOR WHY DID HE THROW THE BAG OUTSIDE THE DOOR? HE DIDNT WANT THE CAMERA TO SEE HIM THATS WHY!! BECAUSE HE IS A MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING RETARDS!!!!

[sentinel9100]

@princesnemo123 um, u mad?

[Xorcrupt]

@princesnemo123 You know this is Satire, right? The Onion is a satire news group. This isn't real.

[CheckMahStash]

@princesnemo123 i wish people like you weren't alive.

[feeltheillinois]

@princesnemo123 lmfao

[straightnukka]

@princesnemo123 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahhhhhhahahahahha­haha oh my god yessss i was looking throught the comments to hopefully find a comment as heady as this... dude you are the retard, you think this is real? its the onion, its dark humor, its a joke!! haha i cant believe you actually thought this was real. youre the fucking retard.

[toocoolfornick]

@princesnemo123 omg look its a retarded CAPSLOCK monster!!!

[Hikash]

@princesnemo123 Wow.

[doggypower1]

why they thanking him they should be thanking the people who the orgins belonged to

[ZxCloudedxZ]

How did he get the kindeys? o.o

[TheOwltamer]

lol at 1:00 , this may be related to last weeks donation of 1200 eyes

[dudessIsMYnameDammit]

200 kidneys is roughly 100 ppl in 24hrs.. that's like, one every 15mins.. (if you don't take breaks or sleep).

so not only are they "skilled with a knife", but they're familiar with high production.

i think the police need to check the shipping invoices of any meat packing plants in the area, before they do it again.

and also need to check the homeless shelters.. that many ppl can't just "disappear" without SOMEONE noticing.

unless there's a local branch of jim jones in the area, of course

[CraigWazHere]

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS A GOOD THING? someone is probably running a human farm, slaughtering beasts and harvesting their organs, i dont see how they can see soo many organs and call it a good thing, more like mass murder. my theory anyway :P

[aznf0rl1fe]

@CraigWazHere lol its the onion u fucking idiot. its fake

[CraigWazHere]

@aznf0rl1fe Ahh... but how would some shitty youtube channel get a bag of animal organs to film with?

[aznf0rl1fe]

@CraigWazHere ... its not a shitty youtube channel. its an actual news satire channel show 

[straightnukka]

@CraigWazHere its a joke mate

[JuniorDragstarUK]

wtf good samaritan? where the fuck would they get the kidneys from, FRESH? unless they were a morgue or something

[vaderisasoxfan]

lol, bloody potatos.

[owner0007]

Where would you get so many legal organs?

o_O

[straightnukka]

@owner0007 murdering humans duhhhhh. hahaha its a joke bro

[krazycore]

we especially need of heart lungs and....... brains?

[MsAnimefan95]

Stories like this just warm my heart!

[ItsMinarmy]

I laughed at the headline itself.

[viper61794]

A true american hero.



[tritandjordan]

That wasn't me...*Look's around*

[ObscenelyGreat]

Must be a freelance vampire who bit 200 necks off innocent civilians and felt his conscience biting him afterwards.

[TheProjectMJ]

ew I know it's fake but... just ugh

[samiz13east]

how silly there is a murderer on the loose how do u think they got 200 kidneys

[megasuperepickadog]

who the fuck has 200 kidneys?!

[NexDemise]

@megasuperepickadog

100 people

[YourMinecraftNeeds]

@megasuperepickadog a serial killer

[R4LAXED]

@megasuperepickadog yo mom

[megasuperepickadog]

@R4LAXED dude. that is the most immature comment i have ever read

[dr3a4lyfe]

I came here to read the comments, and they're just.....

[SuperWarking]

@dr3a4lyfe I figured out how to fix that problem....

Step 1: 40 of Etomidate and an Intubation kit.

Problem solved.

[berryferry12]

i hate onine news they make shitty videos that are offensive and yall dont get it yall just laugh like the cancer one 5,619 likes you fucking fags fuck u all ur all going to hell

[orbazel]

Ha ha, OMFG! I can't believe theirs actually people (Americans) out there that think this is real. Not sure if you've discovered this word yet in the States but this is called a 'Parody'.

A humorous or satirical imitation of a serious piece of literature or writing. In this case, the news.

We had a show in the UK during the 90's that was very similar called 'Brass Eye.' Little darker but still funny.

[SOSspecialdlover]

@orbazel you do know tat the americans came up with the word parody and the computer you typed tat full of shit comment. im not american but plz u english bitches really get on my nerves

[orbazel]

@SOSspecialdlover  Trying to steal everyone else's accomplishments are we? In ancient Greek literature, a parodia was a narrative poem imitating the style and prosody of epics "but treating light, satirical or mock-heroic subjects" So the Greeks invented Parody before America was even discovered.

[P0LITICALLYC0RRECT]

@orbazel You dance around your own subject. Parodies were first written in Greece, but the Americans invented and then popularized the subject of internet parodies during the last decade and a half. They invented the parodia, we invented the parody, which is what he is referring to.

[orbazel]

@P0LITICALLYC0RRECT Ahh... I see. Taking a word, sticking a Y were the IA used to be and using the word Internet at the front to give it a modern twist constitutes a new invention in your part of the world does it?

[orbazel]

@SOSspecialdlover The computer was invented by several nations throughout time in various guises, but the modern version of the binary code computer we have today was invented by Alan Turing, a englishman who help break the Enigma code in WW2. DON'T EVER TRY AND OUT SMART ME DUDE, I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!

[SOSspecialdlover]

@orbazel first of all how am i tryin to steal other ppls accomplishments cuz im not american smart arse. i hate when ppl like u english eejits use wikipedia to seem smart i bet u spent an hour just to proove me wrong.I dont give a shit if an english person stop global warming. an ur last remark was spot on cuz yeah u english did kinda destroy IRELAND. YEAH AND IM A NOT A DUDE IM A GIRL!NOT SUCH A SMART ARSE NOW!

[orbazel]

@SOSspecialdlover All I'm saying is you've for some reason decided to chosen two things that I know about. I didn't use just the internet, I learnt most of it in this thing we have in England called a school....not so great now but a pretty good education when I was there. Instead of using the very anti-english view you have, which, now I know your Irish isn't that surprising, and attacking me and my nationality, how about you argue about the points at hand? Computer = Turing, Parody = Greeks

[orbazel]

@SOSspecialdlover BTW I never once said anything about Global Warming and I never said we invented parody. Obviously just pissed at me for living in a country that invaded yours nearly 1000 years ago! If it was up to me you'd have the place back!

[4todayvd]

HAHAHAHAH grenade eating contest!

[cookiebfc]

fooking class!

[scapegoat981]

Why do they always cut off at the best part? I wanted to hear about the grenade eating contest.

[TheJP3372]

Lol, this is only the begining

[INGAORAMA]

This is a bad joke I say...But who are these people who play along with it?

[ladywentworth]

"We need hearts, lungs and brains..." that's a lot of pressure dude!! What if the anonymous hero harvested kidneys because he/she didn't have to kill anybody for it, but for hearts lungs and brains...man....good luck with that, you may have just provoked the donor to kill...hmmmm.

[k0b0yash1]

In other news, 100 human bodies were found around the corner.

[Aelita305]

Aha,

[MODclan100]

This dude probabli killd people to get those and they think heas a hero?????

[FoodisOp]

The person below me doesn't get it.

[theantiantichrist]

@MODclan100 You've either really got the joke, or you really haven't....

[gunmansam1]

@MODclan100 you're a dumbass.

[toby100035]

@MODclan100 lol Fucking retard

[Physhi]

Aaahh... I just wish shit like this was real. Today's televised news is just garbage.

[edkaska]

i know how he got the kidneys he kills people and takes out their kidneys

[RoadienicknamedRor]

I love how people keep not getting that @CyberSherrif is just posting ignorant reactions to @TheOnion videos to make them believe he actually doesn't get they're fake. Keep uo the good work, @CyberSherrif!

[MehNameless]

Yes yes very generous and all but one can't help but wonder where did all the kidneys come from? Is the donor able to regenerate organs, like Wolverine? Hmm, that is the real question.

[antbaz1243]

Lmao

[quickshit555]

i fucking love the onion. i just fucking love it

[titukeke]

i love this story!!!!! next time there will be hearts! i put those kidneys there! MYSELF!!

[MrDingdongdich]

No offense, and I have no idea whether you realize this or not, but as many have repeated, the Onion News is FAKE! Its purely for fun. I don't get where you are getting the idea that a news station and/or hospital would be so stupid. Just relax and enjoy, and if you still don't like, just don't watch.

[MrIre1234]

that bitch needs to die

[SuperWarking]

@MrIre1234 Who the hell are you referring to? The kidney donor or the news anchor?

[CyberSherriff]

Lol they are so retarded. They think this man is a hero but really he is a MURDERER!!!! HUMAN KIDNEYS DONT JUST APPEAR FROM NOWHERE. God some people are so stupid these days.

[CyewWayne]

@CyberSherriff lol the irony

[SuperQuasar]

@CyewWayne You fucking made my day.

[dawlphinracer]

@CyewWayne HAHAAHHAH i fucking love you

[TmsAmaya15]

@CyberSherriff

oh man the irony omg..lol XD your a funny guy...

[straightnukka]

@CyberSherriff this is a joke from the onion!!! god some people are so stupid these days.....AKA you!!! haha

[asiankjano5]

wtf did she say a grenade eating contest?

[jamexxxxxx]

it might be some seraial killer i mean how can u get 200 kidneys !!

[Mrcremay]

wtf a hero he killed 100 people

[KrakenStudios]

"Alright, 3 people are dead after a grenade-eating contest goes awry."

o_O

[alexbird25101]

What a good person

[buzzhorn1]

@alexbird25101 you now it's fake right?

[ccaian1]

Awwww its things like this that really brings back my hope for the human race

[FUALLPPL]

This is sick, how did he get those kidneys. No one should be making jokes about this.

[aMASSIVEgeko]

@FUALLPPL Its fake you idiot....

[RSVIDDERSS]

@FUALLPPL uokbro

[AugustusLarch]

grenade eating contest goes awry

That's gold.

[v3n0mb0y]

wtf man are these real news or only bullcrap?

[05naruto05]

@v3n0mb0y huh? are you serious? they are on channel 9..how can that be not true....

[buzzhorn1]

@v3n0mb0y bullshite the onion's fake and just those it for the laughs!

[MisterPornup]

his is sick

[AlexZanderVEVO]

To all the people who think that that really happend: your retarted. its the onion.

[05naruto05]

@AlexZanderVEVO what onion? and what makes you think its not true...its the news dumbass

[AlexZanderVEVO]

@05naruto05 hhaa im not the dumbass here. 1) i live in boston. id know if this happend. 2) THE ONION IS FAKE NEWS! ITS A JOKE! haha. its a play on sarcasm and how real news crews edit they're footage.

your just mad cause your one of the many retards who belive this ahah

[05naruto05]

@AlexZanderVEVO huh? fake news? its a real news dumbass...it looks real..and its in the internet...they will get in trouble if they do it...you are the retard

[AlexZanderVEVO]

@05naruto05 hahah i almost thought you were serious for a second.

but if you reeeally think its real.. then you really need to do somethin about that. 50% of the internet is things that look real. i just really hope your joking cause if you actually think this is real then...idk. god bless you i guess.

[05naruto05]

@AlexZanderVEVO you already found me out??...crap was starting to have fun...lol ive been subscribe to them for 2 years man...i just like messing with both captain naive and captain obvious...i hate it when people alert everybody THIS IS FAKE...i mean duh???

[straightnukka]

@05naruto05 hahahahh youre an idiot, it is fake news, its the fucking Onion, they make fake news alllll the time. you sir are the retard. go do some research

[vivienmilky2]

How the hell did he get them...?

[jamesbonello1]

Hahahahaha god bless The Onion

[kal75780]

This... this just warms my heart

[chiefofsparta]

"In other news, 100 people have been found brutally stabbed and hacked to death."

[jwill7250]

You are all retarded, google the onion morons.

[cherizard1555]

HOLY SHIT HOW DID HE GET 200 FRESH KIDNEYS?!

[N0NTAGE]

don't you love it when you find someone who's never hear dog the onion :P

[desaad37]

I was there for the Grenade eating contest, but I got shrapnel to the knee.

[Hausofcozy108]

awww that's so nice of him :)

[999DrDeath999]

Hmm, sounds like Chuck Norris got charitable...

[DictatorDee]

There are SO many things wrong in that video. Who can get 200 kidneys in between 24 hours? I can't believe they didn't wonder where those kidneys came from, and grenade eating contest?

[elphaphoenix]

@DictatorDee hello sir, Onion News is fake, its not real. LOL, this shows how easily people can be made to believe things