John Pinette - I'm Starvin'! 5

[beerbeerman101]

FREEEER WEEEEERY!!!!!!

[manderitup]

Yeahhh, every relative of mine live in Maine, 5 minutes away from Canada, and it's not too scary though C:

[BigHoss3030]

Hawwww iss a wike a fear weery! HAHAHAHAH

[VloggerLuke]

Mount Sonofabitch! LOVE IT!

[MrSwol91]

Take me to the top of "Mt. Sonofabitch"...

[DestinedJedi87]

I can totally see them forcing someone to pay again if that really happened.

[ShadowReign7788]

...Frosty's dead



[ShadowReign7788]

Where's my Baby? Where's My Baby?!? ROFL

[brandon72282]

It's like a free rirry!!



[gunman771000]

"I'm in flipflops and a speedo. Don't visualize that, you'll burn your corteas out and have nightmares!"

Hilarious!

[widowmakernl]

reecolaa



[XforeverlongingX]

if he was thin he'd be gorgeous actually. reminds me of a john mayer type for some reason, if u imagine him skinny

[papnlockin]

FLEE WIRRY!!! LMAO!!!

[ProInSnow]

Three people were at that waterpark

[cd31997]

two tickets freeewrirreey

[cd31997]

dont visualize that youll burn your corneas out and youll have nightmares!

[USMAUSNA09]

they para-dragged my ass! LMAO!!!

[WallyTehHood]

"Take me to the little slop, so i will get use to falling down. No, John's funnier when he falls off a big mountain, so they took me up to mount-son-of-a-bitch." HAHAHA!! xD

[TheDevilHawkFilms]

So this time he cleared 6 kids :D

[NightmareSyndrom22]

I've been to mount son of a bitch it's not that bad really.

[ineedurloveasmydrug]

they took me up to mount son of bitch.

ITS NOT A SLIIIIIIDDDDEEE!!!

[rawr4774rawr7447]

FREEEE WIRRY !

[Linxkit]

na. Johns a lot funnier when hes falling down a bigger mountain.

DON'T DIE FROSTY!

[mattsterman2007]

they took me up Mount Son-Of-A-Bitch!

[losmuertos1992]

FLEE WIRRY!!!

[jacksonralston]

He's a Rike A Free Weereey!

[ShortFingeredShreder]

FWEE RIRRY!!!

[Mikeinator12]

Mount Son of a bitch! lol!

[OHPIN11]

ITS NOT A SLIDE!!!!

[Linxkit]

LET HIM GO HES JUST A BABY!!!

[Linxkit]

Frosty's dead! don't be dead frosty!

[kato2333]

Hesha rwike a fwree rirry, FRWEE RIRRY

FEERIRRY

[shippou18]

never ever drink Hawaiian Punch while watching this.....it burns REALLY bad when it comes out your nose XD

[dbg94567]

frosty's dead :( haha he needs morphine and some pez lol

[Mp3Mash]

''Mount Son of A Bitch'' epic win!

[Explicitnice]

that flee wirry thing killed me! this guy is GOOD

[redthunderhammer]

Killer whales were following him, LOL

[Wastelander1972]

"Frosty's dead"

[SakuraAvalonBleac25]

xD ROFL XD

[JesseXHockey]

FREEE WEE WEE!

[daydreamer694]

this skit was better on just for laughs.

[iToxicMuffin13]

"Para-sailing? They para-dragged my ass!"

[iToxicMuffin13]

"I heard a baracuda go: 'What the hell was that?'"

[OriginalHazeBX]

Free Rirry

[ahhhh3456]

lol MT. sonofabitch

[dmc4sh]

funniest one yet

"I looked like an avalanche at the top of the mountain" only he could make so many funny overweight jokes lol

[Zeldaprincess]

0:54: "I will break wind and you will disintegrate before you hit the ground. Do I look happy up here?" [xD]

1:06: "When you slide you go we-ee-ee-ee. This is not what happened. It was a drop.. 'Aah-!'" [xDD]

[mesenteria]

"I don't drink Tequila anymore because it makes me ski...."

Ha, haaa!!!

[EWhite37]

"I found out when I get nervous I swell", lmao

[bleunt]

90 minutes of fat jokes!

[MizzouGuitarist]

NAY NAY!

[MarcellusHellraiser]

2:45-3:13

Best part

Ticket guy: What movie please?

Japanese: Two tickets Flee Wirry.

Ticket guy: Pick a movie up here!

[FRE1991DDIE]

SO RIGHT!!!!!

[purpleshamrock17]

"I'M IN FLIP FLOPS AND A SPEEDO!...don't visualize that you'll burn your cornias out and have nightmares!"

"Free Willy" in a Japanese accent LOL!

"They took me up to Mount Sonofabitch!"

"Frosty's dead" (my favorite part!)

"If it's 11:30 i go, 'im camping' and i huddle by the tv and wait for pizza to come"

[Saphira47]

let him go he's just a baby!

[AkselHassel]

O my god! He has got to be the funniest person I have EVER seen! Mount Sonofabitch!!!

Jeeez!!

[zander1394]

mt. Sonofabitch

[CrossMyDNA]

Ricolaaaa!

[patches2165]

Frosty's going to need morphine in a pez despencer!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

[Ilovechewedupgum]

i heard a barracuda say "what the hell was that?"

[filthmonger171]

wheres my baby?!

[oKeepthePeaceo]

NAY NAYYYYYY!!!!

[Obelisk2290]

mount son of bitch Frosty's dead LOL

[sevrocksyosocks]

its like a fee weirry . . .FEE WEIRRY!!

[Sdarness]

"Free Willy!!!" lmfao

[pashlyn]

Frosty's Dead

*Can't Breath*

[Autobotsdie]

Mt. Sonofabitch.

[SAXETTEXAS21]

free wrirry!!!

[chibi2point0]

ahh, 2:33.... classic.

[VixiShadowfox]

"I will break wind and you will disintegrate before you hit the ground!" LOL!!!

[DezrinBlack]

They took me up to mount son of a bitch lol

[tikboy543]

where's my baby...

where's my baby...

LOL

[FugeesTheScore]

huff huff.....cant....breath,....

[suicidineer]

God I almost pissed myself from the water park skit lol

[LTCantyInc]

ISA LIKE A FREE WIWI!!!!!!

[boston18967345]

There must have been some magic

In that old silk hat they found

Open the ambulance door please.

Frosty's going to need morphine in a pez dispenser!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[AnimeWatcher1001]

frosty's dead lol

[shadowflame999]

ITS NOT A SLIDE!!!

[bladebomb]

omg...I stopped breathing when he talked about the water skiing, i was scared for a second that id die...whoa.

[Beja87]

everything this man says is pure comedy gold

[jimlynkite]

Pick a movie up here. ROFLMAO

[dkunny]

Fwee ree wee!!!!!

[l7lll]

I'm getting a t-shirt made!!!

[XsullenoneX]

No, they took me to MT. Son of a Bitch

[aaronh257]

i don't even see the speedo

[koochy18]

Frosty is gonna morphine in a pez dispenser HAHAHA

[RBFF123]

THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME MAGIC

Open the Ambulance door please.

FUCKING HAHAHAHA

[Hebber23]

Frosty's Dead, hahaha

[Camsta97]

RICOLA!! Best comedian ever!

[Battousai012]

Everything this guy says is just hilarious!! lol

[livewithsin]

Free Riwry

[wblankin9]

2:59!!!!!!!!!!

[rick2thej]

love this guy

[HoleyCrapProductions]

Let him go he's just a baby!!!!!

[takerphenom]

if i have to get up in the morning and look in the woods for breakfast!! nobody has to vote me off the island...!!! im putting out my own torch!! lmao hahahahah

[awesomegamingwiki]

"Frosty's Dead..." LOL!

[ruthlesace]

dont visualize that youll burn your cornias out and have nightmares

[EviljokerSTI]

I will break wind and u will disintergrate before u hit the ground!

[rockingbabygirl1218]

my butt touched slide i thought i would be ok.  lol

[emerarudochan]

Let him go, he's just a baby!

[BarracudaX0]

The first version of water park was much better, more emphasis

[sammygeegee2]

fweee weweee!!!!!! i couldn't breath it was so funny!!!!!!!

[picks686]

o god, those ppl shouldnt have been there

lmfao

[patrickstar1o]

para sailing ....

they para dragged my ass

next time if im not in the air waving STOP THE BOAT

[ItachixUchihasxAngel]

When you slide, you go wee-ee-ee! This is not what happened...I was a drop. AAP!

XD

[TheLoneDevil]

That one cracked me up! I could just picture it :P

[teejer1985]

He should appear on last comic standing!

[missbojangles123]

it wouldn't be fair... he'd blow everyone out of the water! he's far too good to be on that show.

[breakingbenjaman12]

oh wiat the best was "i will break wind and you will disintegrate before you hit the ground

[UrFavFatAssLawyer]

That'll be on my gravestone, I swear xD

[cfvega90]

fre rerri

[warriorsking00]

the free willie thing was the BEST THING EVER!!! or should i say free rirri

[breakingbenjaman12]

its not a slide!

[bangbangboom33333]

mt son of a bitch

[bangbangboom33333]

i've slid when u slide u go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this is not wt happened i went shuup aaaa. hahahahahaha..

[jrl8692]

this guy's hillarious!!!!!

[spadeace123]

FROSTYS DEAD!!

[youngrebels75]

I know, LOL! That's my favorite part! This guy is so underrated and unappreciated, he's a comic genius.

[Rowynnsaurus]

"I heard a barracuda go 'What the hell was that?' Now, I water-skied mostly with my face, and I would bob my head out of the water periodically, you know, to scream for help. It was an inaudible scream, it was like, '...eaaAAHHHHHH!' ...Killer whales were following." *flippers at side*

xD

I laughed so hard throughout this entire show.

[LadyPirate81489]

LOL

"this is not what happened.."

[LadyPirate81489]

ROFL!!!

i shot across the pool: *POOOF*

HAHA omg *dies laughing*

[OwningxNxPwning]

i hydroplaned across the pool.

i went through the fence into the parking lot.

and i mean way out there...H. I. J. K. PLEASE. GOD. LET ME STOP.

ROFL

[OwningxNxPwning]

...I'm in flip flops and a speedo an.

Dont visualize that, you'll burn your corneas out and have nightmares....

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

[indiantaco32]

i cant stop crying ahaha aw man...he is soooo funny

[0takuN64]

lol "no... john's funnier when falling from a big mountain"

[ladiezman6]

i love john omg im crying right now

[STK151991]

hahaha

its lika free reery

[endofdecember]

fee reeree!

[DanielTheEchidna]

PICK A MOVIE RIGHT HERE XD

[narkwell]

No johns funnier when he is falling down a big mountian... They took me up to Mt. Son of a Bitch.

[blueracer3]

they call it mont son of a bitch because when u get to the top and look down the only thing u say is son of a bitch

[narkwell]

NO!.........I know the bunji is going to snap.

[boston18967345]

"There must have been some magic, in that old silk hat they...open the ambulance door please! Frosty's gonna need morphine in a pez dispenser."

[emerarudochan]

I will break wind and you will disintigrate before you hit the ground XD

[nikkiheartsbrandon]

i love him me nd my bf watch him non stop especially when he twitches......."frostys dead"...lol <3

[Insaniac12]

"'No. John's funnier when he's falling down a big mountian.' They took me up to Mnt. Son of a Bitch."

[611JV]

...Oh, itsa like fee-willie!

[cr4zylyfe]

and i found out when i get nervous i swell XD god thats fuckin hillarious

[cheatmaster781]

He has the best smile ever.

[rkstr5]

29-32 is fucking funny

[ashlynn1324]

"Those people shouldn't have been there..."

"Where's my baby?! Where's my baby?!"

[boston18967345]

"Don't visualize that! You'll burn your corneas out and have nightmares!"

LOL

This guy's freaking hilarious!

[hobbie1994]

Ive been to mount sunva bitch

[hobbie1994]

freeee weee wee

[DemboMRN]

LET HIM GO HES JUST A BABY!

[maylovesSASUKE1]

this is the very best act i've ever seen!!

"frosty's DEAD!"

[jlflores06]

Frosty's dead. Frosty's dead.

[saishin10489]

so they took me to mount son-of-a-bitch!

[Dareman15]

forsty was dead

[millvilleman]

Mt. sonofabitch

[dukedread7]

FREI REIREI!

[linkxsc]

"ooh, hes like a frreie wiriy"

LMAO

[highflier65]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OO Funny I Cant Breath LOL LOL