Re: Juggalo News

[pyargar]

Im a juggalo and that shit was hysterical. Don't take yourselves so got damn serious. Shit!

"AND THEN WE'RE GONNA BE FRIENDSSSSSSSSS!"

[Spamps1]

S AND P FOREVA

[VoorkJTV]

666th comment. and no fuckin shit this is fake you tard nuts

[roginas1]

ROFL fag.

[UMadUJelly]

What a fat piece of shit.

[2k11Barrows]

your fat

[GuillermoSmyser]

I hope this is real.  Either way it's just great!

[mark9241]

Gross...

[mfchimichanga]

'Mercia!

[MMRofficial]

ihey krunt r u drunk?



[matthound]

:o

[Thewickedjunglist]

What comedy was this taken from?

[danzofear]

Would been epic to see the chair break when he started flailing his arms :(

[dt089]

Raiders fan or juggalo? Tough call.

Shout out to KruntMuhFukka4Life...Even though I feel bad for people like you, believe it or not I'm glad you made this video because it gives me a good laugh everytime, especially when I'm high.

[TANNER123ify]

yor very fat sir and not 3 years old you should stop playing with makeup

[dt089]

LMFAO

[PUGSLYandFRANK]

what the fuck is this



[GenericTrevur]

AND THEN WE'RE GONNA BE FRIENDS

[SlavaGen]

Is he cosplaying Cartman, who cosplays boogaloo? Or jugg... no, no, that's right.

[boethiah12]

this is fake right? right?

[NappyJosh777]

Um, look in the background. This was created by the Juggalo News Network people. Still, funny shit though!

[ALIFEASTHEWETFALCON]

He thinks he can give us all this Thug Jive

[boondox95]

i am sorry to sat but this video cant be here hell our rep is already at stake

[DrDeathpwnsu]

I think juggalo robot blew a fuse.

[XenoChrist1]

WAHHT

WAHHT

WAHHT

CLOWN

[megagun56]

Please. I want to see more Krunt videos :D

[philinthesilence]

yup id probably get along with this guy

[Nebzz]

hahahaha clap for the wolfman. This guy is more jugalo than anyone!

[XdisXesXwhyXimXhawtX]

@GoldCoglronMachine I know, right? XD I'm laughing so hard.

[telehorseuma]

this is the funniest shit. "We gon kiss him, flick our tongues, and then we'll be friends"

[TheBlondebaby80]

i love the voice lol mcl x

[GoldCogIronMachine]

Oh sweet mercy, this is the most unintentionally hilarious thing I have ever seen! xD

[sophia030394]

Where do you get your pot brownies? They must be hella strong for you to be spewing all this bullshit! Hint: There's a fine line between being a fan and a motherfucking dumb fanatic. Shove that 'mystical' axe up your dumb ass, 'kay? Please get off the shit rotting your 'think-pan', man.

[ffwast]

Cool Story Bro.

[Master0Shake]

Why are you talking like that?

[OhBabieMeOh]

you r not a juggalo i m ajuggalo fuckyou

[SHAGGYZERO420]

JeremyOxfordWaggoner is GOD OF THE INBRED FAGGOTS

[theevilxdocter]

fuck you you stupidass fuck motherfucker worst video ever yes even worse than Friday you suck big hairy balls congrats

[PyramidHead333]

This guy also appears on "Juggalo News - Funny Or Die."

[MrJuggaloguy]

ok ima juggalo but dude uneeda lay off the meth

[ubbernewb27]

He's faking it people no one.. I MEAN NO ONE IS THIS IDIOTIC!!!

[TheCheezEDick]

@ubbernewb27 Haters are.

[jpuc12]

Is dis dude 4 real or is he hating on da fam??

[TheJuggalosk8r]

I should smack the fuck outa u

[Dah3llboy]

Holy shit I'm in tears.

[dieinginluck]

hahahahahah this guy is a fuckin HOMO

[laynedel123]

use your real voice you poser.

[SoylentBacon]

This video brought to you by Fuckin' Magnets.

Fuckin' Magnets: How DO they work?

[nickwelchtheawsome]

there is no way this is real.

[c0THANATOS]

A Juggalo Civil War has begun:

/watch?v=xUJZdip_pII

See you on the front line. WHOOP WHOOP!!!

[pater429]

lol

[imabadking]

"were gonna kiss him...were gonna put our tounges in his mouth and then flick um and then tease um and then were gonna be frunnnndss". This is the best fucking video on youtube

[lubejob4015]

I think this guys a faggot

[mikemilenko50187]

Stop giving all us real Lo's a bad name you inbred dumb-ass!!

[naveofqueenxiii]

I named my iPod Krunt. Also, global warming is a myth.

[juggarrican]

hey holmes... why cant you talk like a normal juggalo

[ricardood45]

i find this difficult to masturbate to.

[MichaelHaire0]

You can afford a printer? Whoa!!!

[stevebeat]

THERE'S THIS KID SCOTT YAHDNA HE THINKS HE CAN TALK TO US, AND TALK ALL SHIT... HE THINKS HE KNOWS US... MAKIN FUN, PUNS, ALL THAT STUFF. HE DOESN'T KNOW. WHAT WE'RE ABOUT.

[frenchmanfresh1]

funny^^ good satire!

[frenchmanfresh1]

He wants to make out with Scott Gairdner!?!? Ewwww dude!!!

[remberthisemail]

WHAT?!?!?!?WHAT?!?!?!WHAT!?

[Yaggeth]

LOL @ Then we're gonna be friiiieeeeends!

[illbeatsblog]

Please take a min to watch this VIDEO PREMIERE.

For my forth coming album "THE LOTUS EFFECT"

[TheSilodark]

haha i think its funny

[andydeee]

this satire isn't funny

[Valkonnen]

@andydeee It's no satire..unfortunately...

[Ranour]

@Valkonnen Ummm Yes it is. He works for Scott Gainder. Go look at Scott's website.

[Valkonnen]

@Ranour I mean Juggalos in general are all too real...

[jakelongiscool]

Straight up friend making advice right there.

[AndyTheAsianKid]

THE POWER OF THE MYTHICAL AXE

[Wizeob]

huh?

[usernameclassifeid]

Obvious troll is obvious.

[TheLucidWolF]

"Juggalos"??? You guys are all friggin inbred retards...

[Schnazologist]

Not sure if serious...

[douglassmurphey]

I really can't tell if this is a joke or not.

[sophiaSABOTEUR]

Funnier than Juggalo News.

[ZCKlegend]

hahahhaa

[sidesho666]

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA funny shit



[Juggalogical]

ALRIGHT NOW THIS GUYS IS MAKING FUN OF JUGGALOS WITHOUT A DOUBT. WHAT A GOOBER

[SwaggaDagger92]

this is not real right?

[killdaclownz]

It's called a sense of HUMOR ........Are you a NANCY OR A NINJA???

[kylebadass123]

i fucking lol'd at this, he talks like a mono tone robot, this is fucking soooo funny.

[anthraxface]

@Ranour His name is actually Nick Mundy, not Sam Pound. Sam Pound is the character Mundy plays in the Sex Offender Shuffle video.

[Lewlable]

is he constipated? is that why he is talking like that?

[bob2theboney]

OH MAN WHAT THE FUCK NOW I KNOW HE AINT SERIOUS

[ibkeith26]

The chair this guy is sitting on is Reinforced grade 8 steel, its funny because hes a fat annoying bastid!!!

[UltimateLazyMinx]

LOL!!! 

[iheartmonsterpuss]

i love it so much. i can't stop laughing. these guys killed it on hbo the other night.

[t5teew]

This is the best thing i have ever seen.

He thinks he can talk to us and Talk alll shit!

[amberloveschance]

He should go jump off a bridge.

[alexsell187]

Greasy retard

[RahReplicaGrrrl]

@alexsell187

i loled.

[jshonnae]

Wtf Is this dude Real uhhh Well Woop Woop ! ! MMFCL

[WinglessPigThatFlies]

is this guy trying to sound retarded? because if he is, great job!!

[UserNameZachC]

lmao tourettes WHAT WHAT? were gonna kiss him with an axe, STRAIGHT DIRTY DIRTY CLOWN DIRTY DIRTY

[TheBarneykilla97]

I Support you! Whoop! Whoop!

[Dropitlikeitswarm]

are you serious?

[nmldad]

LMAO!!! You are funny than Juggalo news!!!!! It's sad that they were trying be funny and I think you may be serious.

[atmabroadcasting]

haha, I watched that Juggalo News and totally thought you were some character they made up. Now I realized you are some character you made up. :P Dude, the funniest thing about juggalos is their lack of ability to take a joke, thus becoming the punchline. You all talk about clown love but all I hear is juggalos talking shit on people and judging people different from them. Double sided all the way!

[JanusChristIsRisen]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[yahoozle123]

WAAAAT

WAAAAT

WAAAAT

[tjfjt]

Fuck all haters

[5c0H]

so this is why people hate us juggalos.. i'm glad i'm normal..

[Czarewich]

The best!

[fuckhaters1000]

Hahahah lay off the sack

Your getting cut

[CyanideXsAINT]

I had to ask if this guy was making fun of icp, or if he was for real....Apparently this guy is serious? There is no hope for humanity.

[Ranour]

@CyanideXsAINT He is not serious. He is making fun of juggalos his real name is Sam Pound. He works for Scott Gainder.

[CyanideXsAINT]

@Ranour Thank God lol.

[Doomsdaydev1ce]

You should have read your script ahead of time. You wouldn't have stuttered as much.

[merderfreak1]

"WE GONNA TAKE THIS MYSTICAL AXE AND SLICE INTO HIM!" Lolwut? DUDE! Lay off the crach and weed. Even though I love weed very much. o:

[JUGGALOSsssSUCK]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[BooSksBoo]

Bwhahahahahahahahah! We gonna take him on this mistikal axe! Hahaha wtf

[thewraith192]

hmmmm enough cocain for u

[LukeTheJuggalo]

I also found this hilarious....

[JeremyOxfordWaggoner]

FACT: ALL JUGGALOS ARE INBRED

[5c0H]

@JeremyOxfordWaggoner too bad im not.. or else your generalized stereotype would be true.. i sowwy

[JeremyOxfordWaggoner]

@5c0H do you always speak inbred?

[5c0H]

@JeremyOxfordWaggoner what part of my statements can you perceive as inbred? and your ignorance shows through based on the fact that "inbred" is not a language. if you want to insult someone, please do better because there is no support behind your accusations nor is there any sense.

[JeremyOxfordWaggoner]

@5c0H there are no accusations just the facts about juggalos, and there is no doubt

that listening to ICP makes you a crime syndacite

[DaScrubbalo]

@JeremyOxfordWaggoner Fuck off, why are you watchin juggalo videos then???

[Ranour]

@DaScrubbalo This isn't a juggalo video, you fucking moron. This is a video making FUN of juggalos. This guy works for Scott Gainder and was even on FunnyorDie. His real Name is Sam Pound. It's sad that you mother fuckers are too stupid to realise when you are being mad fun of. There must be lead in clown make up or something.

[DaScrubbalo]

@Ranour Your right it is hard to realize when we are being made fun of because the ridicule is endless, and maybe spend your days with a little less hate

[thedamonater117]

@JeremyOxfordWaggoner FACT: YOU'RE A DUMB FAGGOT

[GhostDistortion]

@thedamonater117 Fact! You're just like the guy in the video.

[zigzag3001]

@GhostDistortion FACT: you are fake and gay. just like your mother. you have two gay dads. fuck off. you can suck justin beibers balls so you dont have to suck your mom's balls for once.

[GhostDistortion]

@zigzag3001 LOL! I think you might need some counseling. It seems like with a fantasy as extravagant as the one you just described their must have been some sexual abuse in your life.

[zigzag3001]

@GhostDistortion no, not really. i just like shit talking. i really dotn care about this video anyways

[GhostDistortion]

@zigzag3001 No not really...as in "no not really, the molestation I suffered wasn't that bad."

[zigzag3001]

@GhostDistortion no not really as in "no i have not been sexually abused in my life like your mom gets sexually abused by every damn guy with 5 bucks and a penis since she has to work as a hooker since she raised a piece of shit kid who can't help provide for her, and lost her husband because he blew his fucking brains out because his child was a nothing."

[GhostDistortion]

@zigzag3001 LOL! You are hilarious. Actually if my dad blew his brains out I wouldn't care. Also I'm 30 years old and way past momma jokes dude. Have you ever held down a job? Does most of your family work at a Gas station?

[zigzag3001]

@GhostDistortion actually yes i have a fucking job working on computers, fixing them, programming them, and on the side i work on graphic design, so you might as well stfu. and nobody in my family has ever worked at a gas station. and btw, i make $45 an hour for fixing computers.

[GhostDistortion]

@zigzag3001 It sounds like you need to get back to work.

[zigzag3001]

@GhostDistortion nah, i dont need to. see, when you are as good as i am at what i do, you get a lot of time off.

[GhostDistortion]

@zigzag3001 and miss out on that "$45" an hour...or is it when you're as "good" as you are you get laid off? Too bad you can fix a computer but you can't fix that Sloth from the Goonies face of yours so you have to wear a ski mask to hide it.

[zigzag3001]

@GhostDistortion no, i finish all my work early dumb ass. and your picture is a fucking ghost. i wore a ski mask because it was fro a video, and my face just fine. you probably look like your mom shit you out instead of giving proper birth to you. and you know, i should have helped chip in for her abortion. to late now though.

[GhostDistortion]

@zigzag3001 A ghost from Pac man for that matter. Judging by your grammar and ridiculously poor spelling I can tell that you sir are a true juggalo. Where did you get your degree from...the local adult education facility in whatever meth infested town you live in?

[zigzag3001]

@GhostDistortion did you ever stop and think that i type too fast? and i have minor dyslexia as well, so thats part of it. and i used to be a juggalo, listen to icp all the time, now, i don't. but i am still technically a jugga even though i dont listen to them or anything. and i dont have a degree. i got my start from my cousin who works at my current place of employment, he showed his boss i could fix computers, and do just about anything with them. i am still in school too. so yea, im better.

[GhostDistortion]

@zigzag3001 LOL! I love how you just start spilling your guts about your life story to a total stranger on the internet. So yeah, you're better at what? Better as in finally healthy? Better as in finally not listening to ICP anymore? Better as in you finally took of that itchy mask?

[zigzag3001]

@GhostDistortion LOL! you actually believe what i said! i made up all that shit you dumb ass! you shouldn't believe everything you hear. haha. you are a waste of a human life. i made up all that shit just to see how far you would go with it, but you are starting to bore me. so i won't be talking to you anymore, you chump.

[GhostDistortion]

@zigzag3001 Obviously you are incapable of detecting sarcasm. You clearly couldn't tell that I was making fun of you lying about making $45 an hour? Was the fact that it was in quotations not clear enough for you? Go back to your trailer park child.

[zigzag3001]

@GhostDistortion whatever you stupid bitch.

[GhostDistortion]

@zigzag3001 You have nothing left do you? Unfortunately your insults have reached an all time low in pathetic.

[bradhansen1458]

@JeremyOxfordWaggoner yup and we're fucking proud of it

[zigzag3001]

@JeremyOxfordWaggoner FACT: you are inbred. you daddy is also you uncle.

[KABUTOTHEPYTHON]

LMAO

PERFECT JUGGALO IMPRESSION

[CoachStirfry]

fat clown cock-smoker.

[DXslilgangsta]

Toll

[OrganAsylum]

this guy is rippin on the entire hatchet family fuck this guy hes reading a script fuck haters

[gipsyblood13]

icp means...insane cold pussies!!! got eat them right...n they be a good pussies!!!

[666lilnickY]

don't drink the bong water.

[VERTICALSMILEPRANKS]

@666lilnickY

lol 

[tj0050]

whoop whoop mwcl homie

[kingofnothing553]

ok?............... XD hahaha whoop whoop

[lmaoirockulol]

LMFAO I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHAT A JOKE!!

[VansOTW66]

0:51 "we're gonna put our tongues in his mouth and then we're gonna flick em, and we're gonna tease em and we're gonna be friennnnnnnds!" wtf?

[jesuslovesblackmetal]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahaha

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

I hope this guy becomes a yotube legend so that juggalos realize who fucking douchy they seem to the rest of us!

[vinillanut]

is he serious

[GoldenCenturion]

Either you are a crappy troll, or just plain retarded.

[mrtocci]

trololololooooooooooo

[Hiccupone]

If this is a joke, then i love you. If this is serious...An hero.

[juggaNO]

Juggalos are the lowest form of existence.

[TheDoors1117]

While I whole-heartedly agree with your satirical stance on ICP, I feel that this video still sucks balls. You are fat and annoying, that is a horrible combination for someone who is in front of a camera. Get some girls with boobies flapping about, maybe a couple cold ones, and stop this madness.

[328Striker]

fucking fake ass bitch

[KristopheTheSaint]

Holy Shit..... This is a whole new level of trolling..... MIND=FUCKED

[ibkeith24]

this dude is fucking fat!!!!!!

[9thdoom]

im a raider fan and im so dissapointed hes wearing one of our jerseys

[TheDoors1117]

@9thdoom I'm a football fan so im disappointed that you like the Raiders

[9thdoom]

@TheDoors1117 were a dynasty mother fucker.

[IIKIIYIILIIE]

were gonna stick our tongue is his mouth WTF ur a fuckin idiot

[TheDoors1117]

@IIKIIYIILIIE That's a little over the line, wouldn't you agree? Why not challenge him to Scrabble instead?

[hectiky]

Holy shit. Don't know if this is serious or not, but after the end of the vid I was in tears.

[SinisterSlim999]

Omg I could not stop luaghing my ass off

[matz107]

how about you go get a REAL family.