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  • Don't be fooled by what you see in kung fu movies lmao!!!

  • The Maori Warrior would've won this battle.. That isn't a maori warrior, That's just some dude trying to act like one. Real maori warriors were raised to be fighters and hunters from a very early age, Different maori tribes have different styles and weapons. A maori haka is performed with so much strength and power they make their own chest and legs start bleeding from the slaps. This dude ain't doing the haka in it's proper form..

  • idiot you stole this from deadliest warrior!

  • god ppl its a show for entertainment and inaccurate it could have went either way..

  • Don't feed the trolls.

  • @Rikashiku You just did dumb nigga.

  • Turns out someone is using 2 accounts and laughing at himself.

  • @Rikashiku careful, i think hes gonna cry.

  • @maoribattalion Good, because he's a dumbass retard.

  • @Rikashiku I think you're using two accounts. Having a nice chat to yourself?

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER Nope, we're two different people and yes it is a nice chat because we're making fun of you. Stupid cry baby sissy.

  • @Rikashiku Sure, keep talking to yourself. Tell yourself how awesome you are. Hahaha!

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER I don't have to, your mum tells me how awesome I am.

  • @Rikashiku That's the dumbest and most unoriginal comeback EVER, did you hear that one from your 12 year old friends? But my Mother does say you're awesome, she loves that you're her slave.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER Sounds like it hurt you. I chose to be her slave, she chose to be my bitch.

  • @Rikashiku You did hurt me, because I am sad for you, you don't have a future, so sad. But you're a Maori anyway so not much of a surprise. Hahahahahahaha! And you even admitted it, you CHOOSE to be her slave? Stupid Maori, hahahahaha! You fucking whore. Stop selling yourself.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER three different people actually.

    Now who opened the play pen, we got got a precocious child crying on YouTube here.

  • @maoribattalion I love annoying people. Like you, I am wasting your time and that time could have been used better. TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Stupid unhygienic Maori. Clean yourself please.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER lolsy lil kids don't annoy me. I'm laughing at your failed status and how upset you are. Failed nerd, failed troll, prolly failed puberty still.

    Time taken to write this @30 secs

    Watching you troll yourself into a rage...Priceless.

  • @maoribattalion 30 Seconds just to write that? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hilarious! You just made a fool of yourself! 30 fucking seconds, did you fail at Primary School or something? And thank you for calling me a nerd, usually a nerd is a smart person.

  • maori suck shit end of story

  • @Mrurmumsface Are you angry because some Maori kid beat you up?

  • A Shaolin monk is stronger then a Maori. A Maori warrior lacks technology.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER maori lack technology, money, hygiene, intelligence, and common sense

  • @Mrurmumsface Racist but funny. XD

  • Whats a rugby?

  • You may say that they suck, but they seem to be the best warriors in rugby.

  • @greensucksbluerules A knowledge of NZ Nephrite shows it to be harder than steel. History shows a superior Martial Art consistently defeating steel weapons even until WW2, lol where the Shaolin in WW2?

    German paratroopers fled the haka in WW2. What army would be scared of meditating monks?

    Sun Tzus Art of War emphasizes the concept of defeating the enemy before stepping onto the battlefield.

    Seeing as your scared of big people it looks like you're already defeated.

  • @maoribattalion Nazi German paratroopers would never flee from a war dance. But you just got to face it, a Shaolin monk is stronger, it's the facts. You're a butthurt idiot.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER you call yourself a kiwi and you don't even know the history of you're own country. You're an embarrassment. Try educating yourself before commenting. Facts defeat computer game fantasy mythology my child.

  • @maoribattalion I am a Kiwi and I know a lot of Maori culture. But you have to face it, the Maori's weapons are a Taiaha and a Patu. If you're Kiwi, then it's inevitable you will know lots about maori culture. The Shaolin depends on skill, not brute force, and he has a fucking broadsword. And don't give me that story where at Gate Pa where an Old Maori warrior defeated an English swordsman. And actually, people who play Video games are quite smart (Which is why they're called nerds) You fail kid

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER Maori had a plethora of weapons, more than the Shaolin who only had 32. Taiaha, Patu, Kopere, Mere, Pere, Tao, etc etc.

    Both Shaolin and Maori warriors needed skill to fight. A Dao is cool and all, but Maori fought against guns and a gun is better than a sword.

    Actually, a Maori Warrior beat an Officer in a Swamp and another defeated British Soldiers in Maadi. People who play video games are actually quite stupid and ignorant.

    You were born failed.

  • @Rikashiku Who cares about how many weapons they have, a Broadsword is better then a fucking stick, you butthurt cocksucker. I was born just like you idiot. This isn't a Maori Battalion warrior Vs a Shaolin Monk it's a Maori warrior Vs Shaolin Monk. Even the show said the SM is better. Most people in 1st world countries play Video Games, you're a ignorant idiot. FACE THE FACTS, stop being butthurt and mad. Grow some balls.

  • So no knowledge of the Maori Battalion WW2?

     No knowledge of Mau Rakau or the Toa cast, which has nothing to do with brutre strength?

    Kawati was at Kororareka, not Gate Pa. Interestingly Maori outgunned and outnumbered, made a mockery of British Military/Naval bruteforce on both occasions.

    A Broadsword ?! Excessive Ribena, whilst playing World of Warcraft? Too ignorant to be a nerd, you're a level 68 Fairy looking for a shiny pink broadsword to match your chain mail chaps.

    Lmao lil one

  • @maoribattalion World of Warcraft is for losers like you. You're ignorant, your stupid pride is blocking your brain's knowledge.

    I laugh at you. And if I was a nerd, you would be complementing me I'm smarter then you.

    Outsmarted you again. Go cry.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER Actually, Paratrooper DID run away when a charging New Zealand Army counter-attacked in Crete. They were distracted by chants which they thought were Armored forces coming their way.

    Shaolin Monk is stronger how? Are you a retard or 12 years old?

  • @Rikashiku You said "A paratrooper" Anyone would run away if they were surrounded idiot. A war dance does not scare monks, they're trained to control there mind and emotions. Like I said, even the show (Deadliest Warrior) said that the SM was better. You're an ignorant troll who ignores the facts. Maori were a bit overweight. Honestly, learn the facts kid. I think your mother got you out of an Orphanage, bad choice she made.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER Actually, the German ParatrooperS had the retreating Allies almost surrounded. The NZ forces left a portion of troops behind.

    The rest of your comments proves that you're a retard.

  • @hazza3 Your attitude shows you're a Maori cocksucker. Words speak a lot right?

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER No but it sounds liek you're in denial and that you really enjoy sucking cock. Big cocks little cocks, your fathers cock.

  • @hazza3 Learn to spell "like" before you talk you unclean piece of shit, no wonder you have the lowest factor of getting a University diploma. Tsk tsk tsk, too ignorant bro.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER I've got a Diploma and I have a life. But you don't because no one likes you.

  • @hazza3 You wish, you probably lay on your couch all day. You don't have a Diploma, it's obvious. And how would I not have a Diploma because no one likes me? FAIL.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER You mean you can't figure it out? FAIL.

  • @hazza3 I have only figured out one thing...you're an idiot. Even a 5 year old knows that. Unhygienic Maori shit.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER Hahaha well a 5 year old is obviously more advanced than your dumbass. Hygine? well, here's the funny thing. Maori were still bathing in oil baths in their Neolithic age. The Europeans never even heard of baths til the Muslims built them and that was in the Classical age.

    Go back to your gangrenous plague infested Continent you dirty little neanderthal.

  • @hazza3 "obviously more advanced than your dumbass." I have a dumbass? Oh yeah, I remember, it's you. And I'm not European fat cunt. Everyone isn't white. Everyone even in the Stone Ages cleaned themselves. Don't give me more of your stupid bullshit. Please, just...don't.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER YEah, you were born with a dirty ass and a dumbass.

    Oh ok then, you're a mongoloid chinky little monkey then. Oh, btw, the Europeans didn't lol. Just stop it, you're embarrassing yourself.

  • @hazza3 I'm not embarrassing myself, I'm just having a lot of fun. And I'm not Chinese, stupid bitch. How can you be born with a dirty ass? Dumb Maori.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER You thought I was talking about chinese? lmfao, oh hang on, what ,makes you think Im a Maori? Getting desperate to look tough on the internet.

  • @hazza3 Well most Asians do look like Mongolians except Indians. Acting tough? LMFAO! I'm just having good fun! I like teasing you because you lack the hygiene, money, friends and life I have. Sucks to be you.

    I just made you cry. HAHAH! LOL!

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER What's wrong being Asian? Act tough? Mongolians got the biggest territories in any empire, Persians also had a large empire, North Vietnamese defeated the Americans single handedly and what did Americans have? Phillipines only? Tough? KISS MY ASS DICKHEAD! Learn more about asia's history before douching out whatever shti is crossing in your rubbish cheap brains.

  • @MrLolx2u What the fuck? I am Asian. I'm not American. I do know lots of Asian history, if anything, I admire Mongolia's history. I think you replied to the wrong guy bro.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER so, a lil crybaby asian troll who wishes he was Mongolian living in NZ who doesn't know the history of his own country.

    Lmao and you pretend to know something about German paratroopers. I just travelled Asia including Mongolia, talk about dirty third world.

    Another tissue tard boy?

  • @maoribattalion I don't want to be Mongolian. Their history is good, they got more land then the Maoris did. The maori have not done shit, they were living in a STONE AGE life at 1800 when the Europeans were using Sword And Armour in the year 1200. Maoris fail so bad. They smell like shit, and most of them don't even get a good education. I'm a WW2 enthusiast and I like its history. So sad, you have to insult Mongolians so you won't look stupid. Tissue tard? HAHAHA! Fail comeback! So desperate.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER if you were a WW2 enthusiast you'd know about German paratroopers and their retreat from the haka.

    You lieeeee.

  • @maoribattalion They retreated because they were outnumbered. "but Hargest responded that 23 Battalion was fighting paratroopers in its own area, an untrue and unverified assertion." -Wikipedia. Obvious legend. It's a myth. But cool myth anyway. I know a shit load about WW2 (Nazi Paratroopers, and don't call them German, seriously, call them Nazis) and Nazi Paratroopers were called the "Luftwaffe." (I might have spelt it wrong)

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER actually Allied forces were outnumbered after losing the Maleme Airfield in Crete. Your reference is to 22 Battalions request to Hargest for 23rds support and counter attack during the Maleme battle, NOT the retaking of Galatas which is what we're talking about.

    Poor speed reading, thats also the second time you've confused battles.

  • If you get into Uni you wont be taken seriously for quoting Wiki, as its a very unreliable source, in fact you'll be failed by your lecturer if thats your only quote.

    I think you fail to give credit to Maori military accomplishments because you're a little rascist.

    It blind your ability to comprehend and research.

    You're also taking the Shaolin/Asian thing a little to heart.

  • @maoribattalion Now, listen carefully. The reason why Universities hate Wiki is because it's too easy to gain information. At least 300 Moderators moderate Wikipedia and they can see any change done to the Wiki. By saying that, I just realized you're 13. Teachers tell young pupils that Wikipedia is unreliable. Shaolin warriors are just better then Maori warriors, accept the fact mate. You're talking about some other bullocks, focus on the topic. You short attention spanned teen.

  • The topic here is that you're a lil overly sensitive to any critique of all things Asian. I can understand, puberty does that, what with all those hormones, emotions.

    When people discuss culture especially military and martial aspects, you need not take it as a personal attack.

    Your coming across as a victim who is incapable of seeing rational ideas through the tears of rage.

    For eg. most discussions here are concerning aspects of research the show failed to reveal. Not Monk vs Maori.

  • @maoribattalion Hahahahaha! This is where you're showing your hypocrisy. You think Maoris are supreme and you can't face the fact that the Shaolin Monk won. Why are you dragging in Puberty? This is not sexual education, it shows you have a short attention span. I made so many people mad on this comment page, haters gonna hate! Stupid cunts, ahahaha!

  • @maoribattalion I know what accomplishments the Maori battalion has gotten. And I do respect them, but I hate Maoris like you. Who can't accept the facts and are supremacist. Other then that, the hateful comments I have left on this comment page are because Maori are pretty racist. Indians are called Currymuchas, Chinese are called Freakazoids, Russians are called Drunk Buggers and Americans are called straight up fat.

    But I have nothing against good Maori.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER <------ ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ 100% Bitch Made

  • @insanelylogical <------ 100% Butthurt by my comments.

    U MAD BRO?

  • You don't know what MB has achieved as past comments have shown us that. With a chip on your shoulder you "hate" me because i've corrected you on some points. Teenagers are incapable of accepting criticism and never wrong.

    Trapped in a cycle of racism, hate begets hate, you say "I'm not rascist some of my best friends are Maori, but..." How sad, but don't project it onto me please. eg I wouldn't travel to Mongolia to collect weaponry if i thought i was supremacist would I?

    Think about it.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER "more land", you're comparing Mongol incursions into Europe/Asia/Russia to the size of NZ as a form of military superiority? lol

    Maori completed mapping the Pacific, 1/3 the Earths surface, so 169.2 million km2 vs 24,000 km2, apples and pears mate. Your comparisons are ridiculous.

    Achean armor 1550BC, did you forget the Bronze Age? lmao

    I didn't insult anyone i commented on Asian hygiene.

    So sad you hide behind racism, it explains your ignorance towards culture and history.

  • @maoribattalion What the fuck are you on about mate? We're not discussing the Bronze Age. Maori had STONE AGE WEAPONS in the 1800s. I also commented on Maori hygiene and you accuse me of being racist. You're so butthurt about your culture. You think you're supreme which is why I sort of hate Maoris (Not their culture, but most of their personalities) The Maori never built an Empire. If the Mongolians had a battle with the Maoris, the Mongolians would win *cough* calvary *cough*.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER duuurr the mongols wouldnt win duuurr they only have an army of 200k men and composite bows which could pierce through plate armor, as well as having catapults and bombs. Durrrr maori clubs could easily defeat composite bows and horsemen. lol

    Yeah im kidding. lol

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER mate i'm merely correcting your innacuracies. You said "Euporeans were using sword and armour in 1200", whereas Achean armor is prolly about 1500BC. The Bronze Age mate, your only about 3000 years out.

    The Mongols lacked naval capabilities unlike the Maori so they never would have made it to NZ. Secondly their cavalry would have failed in dense woodlands and treacherous terrain as did the British cavalry.

    Never said i was a supremacist, your being a victim.

  • @maoribattalion I know about the Bronze age, you're telling me facts I already know and you're so butthurt, you just can't accept facts. The Shaolin monk won, get over it. The Mongolians came from extreme conditions. They were masters at Calvary. The Mongolians didn't need naval capabilities too badly. Jesus, mate, calm down.

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  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER Wrong again. It's funny how you folks who haven't served in the military or trained in a discipline, can run around thinking this TV show is accurate. It's close, but human spirit is much more chaotic than computer statistics. Again, get your cakes up and prove your point.

  • @alohakikadude This TV show is definitely not accurate. But you don't need to be a "highly trained professional" to see that a Monk would beat a Maori warrior because the Maori lacks his skills and his technology. I proved my point ages ago in my first comment. And Intimidation does not work against Shaolin Monks. I have read a book about their lives. They are trained to be courageous. I like how you sound, but you're ignorant sadly.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER Thank you for being more intelligent than that closet case, greensuckseverybody.

    Actually, I am not ignorant. I am a "trained professional". I am an instructor who has trained around the world since 1972. I know people who really train in these arts and no one who is trained agrees with the show. The scenarios presented in the show aren't as clear cut as the statistics tried to show.

    Case in point, the Muhammad Ali vs. Rocky Marciano computer fight.

  • @alohakikadude The Rajput Vs Centurion fight was pretty accurate. Rajputs are 1v1 and Centurions are commanders. The Maori warriors are Primitive/Stone age warriors in my eyes. But yes, they still deserve respect.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER Marciano had never fought anyone who could move as quick as Ali or hit hard/fast/continuously as Ali did. Yet, the computer stated that Marciano won by decision. Sonny Liston learned the hard way that statistics aren't as hard as Ali's continuous barrage of strikes.

    My simple argument is that the Maori warriors deserve a little more respect, especially from losers such as greensmomsucksbluerules.

    Combat to the death is extremely unpredictable.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER The haka was not only an intimidation factor though. It is also a way for the warrior to "pump himself up" prior to battle. Monks are excellent at their training and in combat. So again, my argument is simply that all fighting warriors deserve more respect for their heart than their statistics. Nowadays, I teach self defense. Fighting is unpredictable and chaotic. Statistics are not foolproof. Just look at rabid spoogelords like greensucksbluerules.

  • I like this plastic maori, he's a crack up like all you guys! Keep up the good work. To put it straight, maori were utilized well in the past just like any other warrior of that time. Today maori are part of the warfare component but street fighting remains the same! Revenge is in the blood and generations after. Also with respect, Hawaiians are a different breed. History!

  • Ummm, greenplucks, you forget history. You are running your mouth based on statistics. The show also says that the Vikings would be destroyed. Grow up and have some respect.

  • with how poorly he did the haka at the beginning, I'm not surprised he lost. Besides(though I don't know any of you) I think that if any one here ended up in a fight with a maori warrior... they'd get decapitated within 20 seconds

  • @greensucksbluerules I think i'll choose science and military superiority over the poorly researched childish fantasy that is Americas Asia-centric obsession with flying pyjamas and chop stick wielding midgets.

    Lmao

  • @greensucksbluerules incorrect i'm afraid, it's obvious you don't know what your talking about. Facts will always destroy Hollywood fantasy.

  • just so you all know the weapons on here were fake the main weapons of choice for maori were the mere or patu, the taiaha and the tewhawha what is shown on here is mainly hawaiian weaponary (except the taiaha) and we werent stupid as to fight in open ground warfare we fought in the forest in groups, with strategy, and also the maori created what is now known as trench warfae but dont get me wrong, one on one we are a deadly piece of speed and power so i think this deadliest warrior is wrong

  • @CorruptN8V bro move on, agree to disagree. You making us look stupid bro. A true maori warrior like anyother knows when to pick his battle, not throw his toys out the cot and pump his chest out with armpit kinas, bro thtere's always someone tougher. Best you can do is stick to your training and ues your brain. Don't fight with your heart (we didn't) we're a militant people with great disapline, you're coming across as a bit of a dick.

  • go to the army mate, u will see the heartiest maoris in ur whole life. then see if ur talk smack.You might see some SAS rolling around son. Mostly Maori's. Go get smart to them. they'l throw u in a room and change ur fkn life..

  • @CorruptN8V I was never discrediting Maori's, I merely said a Shaolin warrior is going to win in a fight. Shaolin warriors are like Lions born to fight and would prefer to die than bring dishonor in losing in combat, Northern Chinese fighters aka Mongols are blood thirsty fighters and alot of fights can result in death. Maori's were great warriors too. Willie Apiata is my hero and he is Maori, I would never racially insult another culture. I respect all cultures and the people in them.

  • @KiwizNz4lyfe Shaolin Warrior Monks were trained to protect their temples.

  • @CorruptN8V haha youre a real tough guy on the net arent you? You must be real bad to be tsitting here on the net, safely behind your screen and threaten people?

  • wat yah mean, we maoris come eat u fcukers, ftw

  • @CorruptN8V To support my bro. It's not so much as to whom is playing the role of the Maori (which he ain't) or the results of a Computer simulation. It is more the information on which the data is calculated, which appears to be nul n' void as the information given is by someone whom is not maori knows very little about maori and obvious to me (whom studies Mau Rakau among others) is not a Student or has ever been one of Mau Rakau. I would gladdly and humbly step in to demonstrate. Kai Ora.

  • Respect to Shaolin, I think knowledge is key here as Maori are being judged due to lack of information about mau-rakau and the reason why not much is known is because we are so guarded over our system as were Shaolin. The Shaolin we see now coming out of China is NOT true Shaolin but a modified exabition form portraited under the current Chinese Govt. The real stuff can still be found in Taipei where Shaolin fleed to during the Communist overthrow. Maori succeed where they failed we never left.

  • Maori also had armour on the shoulders and arms hard Nikau palm lashed on under extremely tight woven Harakeke (flax) Which could withstand a few strikes from the Paunamu Mere (Greenstone bladed club-very heavy, very sharp) most common weapons were Taiaha, Tewhatewha, Koikoi, Huauta, Pouwhenua, nga patu (clubs) Onewa, Paraoa, Pounamu, Koiate (both wood & bone) and Patuki. None of which this fool has. Traditionally warriors trained 2yrs on footwork post pubity before even being allowed a weapon

  • Young boys began training in war at around 6yrs. Those showing promise as leaders (often the most mischief) and the strongest in Bio-motor qualities were sent away to learn weapons training mostly in the form of games. during pubity they learnt Whakapapa (family history and origins of) So to learn who and what they were fighting for. Some women learnt weaponry where there was shortage of men, most recently was during WW1 a lady took up the role as Kaiwero (defender) Developing her own system

  • The Maori did have a tool like that the warrior is using the Maripi it wasn't used as a weapon but a sawing tool. The Hawaiians did however use theirs as a weapon. The maori also wore similar garment but not for battle the Piupiu dried tubes of flax that rattle when you walk. Maori like Spartans wore little attire in battle so not to restrict body movement, wore the Maro or nothing at times a tightly woven cloth that covered the gunda and kouch region.

  • @greensucksbluerules im not bragging about it, Ur not even human to me. so i cant speak how i want too

  • @greensucksbluerules woaaah instance reply u must live on youtube , What do u do all day? troll? haha. nerd. talk all the smack all u want at the end of the day my race is superior to yours and i can drop u in less in 1 second haha

  • @greensucksbluerules grats u killed 1 dude. how many of ur people did he kill. if ur gorvement got our NZ sas onto him he would have been dead within a month

  • @greensucksbluerules bro ur american, haha go get more fkd up by the arabs

  • @greensucksbluerules suck a fat maori dick

  • @greensucksbluerules Keep trolling bro atleast im proud of my race and what we have accomplished, Maori's nowadays do struggle in New Zealand but I am still proud to be 1, As a race we have the most awards for sports and other accomplishments in the 21st century including Boxing,Rugby League,Rugby.kick Boxing, BJJ and other forms of martial arts. keep mirin brah

  • @greensucksbluerules wrong again, Maoris did not use it. It's like you dont even read what im typing to you ae. lol steel hooks mate, they fought against people with guns and cannons , steel hooks? u kidding me.

  • @greensucksbluerules wow because there not, There hawaiin weapons and the skirt hes wearing hawaiin. the shark tooth weapons are hawaiin read up on fkn history b4 u judge faggot. You seriously have no clue. Little would u know that the maoris were the only natives that the british empire did not conquer.

  • @greensucksbluerules you are clueless yet again, The weapons in this video arnt maori nore is the guy doing it.

  • @greensucksbluerules im pretty sure they can you cant see that through ur biasesness and the dude in the clip isnt even maori.. hes some american indian faggot

  • @greensucksbluerules wow i guess hes a cool nerd like you... Just online grief all there life cause there sick of getting bullied irl.. hahaha Honestly You wouldnt have the slightest idea of who you are talking to and even infact if u found out id hopefully think you would close your mouth if not, Karma will come around and getcha....  Thats' enough talk outa me for 1 week... im out!! Go get smashed more irl u little nerd sick of trolls like you. got nothing better to do....

  • @greensucksbluerules also by looking ay your account you are a common troll like the noob who posted this video.. Little do you know people like me who have done something in there life can embarass the fuck out of people like u.

  • @greensucksbluerules still no match. maoris fighting each other dif tribes and fighting the pakeha ( British) .. British had muskets and cannons. how would the monks go against that lolo

  • @greensucksbluerules in training not in actually warfare.

  • @greensucksbluerules i love monks im jst reading history son and ur obviously clueless.. So ur saying a non experienced kung fu fighter could beat an experienced street fighter/boxer in the street?. lol If u say yes then im not even gonna argue wit u anymore

  • It was my tribe who defeated the British Empire, this idiot should not have been part of this ego building video.

    Our mana is sacred

    Because of this video, I should go out and beat the fuck out of a shaolin monk (not joking). I just need someone to film me, once were warriors theme music will be better than this daisy crap. I wont need a weapon. When I'm finished with him, I'm gonna write the name 'mengepoes & beansuck all his over his fucked up face.

    This will wake you fucken dreamers

  • And then I'll beat the fuck óut of the idiot who fell for this acting bullshit.

  • @greensucksbluerules haha i doubt it son. read up on history

  • @greensucksbluerules .. really? lol

  • @greensucksbluebluerules Sorry he's not from here bro, we hold ta moko on the right shoulder not japanese inspired tattoos. He's a works at Polynesian Cultural Centre in Hawaii P.C.C. That's how students make there way through uni there it's a Mormon Campus. Bro we are really guardedwith our fighting art it's Tapu (Sacred) Only learnt in the homeland, what he does is for the tourist centre. Sorry again bro we'll leave it there... That's was my mates being eggs too Mofos. Algud agree to disagree

  • @greensucksbluerules HE'S NOT TRAINED IN MAU RAKAU YOU IDIOT, THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO SAY. I TRAIN AND TEACH THIS ART FORM AND WE ONLY TEACH IN NEW ZEALAND GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD, HE'S NOT TRAINED NEITHER IS HE MAORI. THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TRYIN' TO TELL YOU, ALL POWER TO SHAOLIN BUT YOU CAN'T COMPARE THE TWO BASED ON THIS SHIT. READ THIS AGAIN... SINCE YOU'RE A BIT SLOW ON THE PICK UP. THERE'S ONLY ABOUT 20 SCHOOLS THAT TEACH IT AND THAT'S A STRETCH... HE'S NOT TRAINED IN MAU RAKAU!!!!!! LISTEN

  • @greensucksbluerules Boy the guy whom you think is a maori who isn't, knows fuck all abut weapons because our most common weapon was the taiaha, tewhatewha, koioio, or patu. Not even the Merewhich was a chief's weapon reserved for honourable kills. Don't know what those weapons are then get educated. Have a think Dummy You don't think I've tried my learning against Shaolin serious stop watchingthe net get out and try it for yourself otherwisw STFU

  • @greensucksbluerules If he's Shaolin then he's fuckin useless, if your mate is anything likeyou he must be getting a sore neck tell him to come up from under your desk. by the way it's Laugh My Mother Fuckin' Arse Off Ding-dong. Go back to your movies son we got real fight training to do. I've seen a few Shaolin fight other systems bro not that good outside their system. That was one of the founding reasons Bruce Lee started J.K.D. duh.

  • @greensucksbluerules Nah I actually meat LMMFAO have a DEEEEEEP hard think what the other M is for dumbass. Bro watch get a fuckin' glue and ask someone who's walkin that path. Monk trained to find supreme enlightenment not perfection, And it's the Iron Egg technique with the balls. "flying balls attack in 1 on 1, dumbass" I know dumbass I train with a shaolin dummy by the way he thinks you're silly and misguided. I just think you're a dumbass. Not as good as you think. 2 many movies Dumbass

  • Ko @greensucksbluerules no hea ia...? kua heare e Teko kei roto te tarau ia....? E kare, haere atu ra ihukaraiti haere tonu heare tonu LMMFAO

  • @shanontamahau Kia ora ehoa we got a framed story of that that hanging in our wharenui, don't know if the kau matua was there here but cool story aye. Where you from Shan? @greensucksbluerules bro seriously stop quessing and fabricating bro life's way too short to be so iqnorant. Ask and learn.

  • @greensucksbluerules Maoris did not need each other, the majority of the battles were 1 on 1. An 80 year old maori took on an english champion fencer and the englishman didnt even touch him. This was a 1 on 1 so they dont need each other to win.

  • @greensucksbluerules They were not attacked that much actually they joined forces with other armies to help defeat other enemies some which had a strength of 100,000. More military tactics than 1 on 1 fighting.

  • @greensucksbluers Watching all the clips in this series the fighting is pathetic. and the man behind it all is the maori warrior a hawaiian uni student at Brigham Young Uni in Hawaii. He needs his head read for real good battlin' with you though bro, I'll check for your reply but I'll leave you after that. Unless you want to know more. NO SHIT BRO , MY MATE IS SHAOLIN, he takes the self defense class. sorry about the mum and bumchum thing too. Just reallly got pissed off with your comments.

  • @greensucksbluerules sorry for being a bit harsh last night I appologize but for real. I'm an MMA instructor I'm maori I still live in New Zealand and I'm chosen I quess you'd call it defender of my people. Dude if you want to know about my coulture just ask and I'll tell you We're a classic coulture not ancient, and we still practice alot of our lifestylenow including warefare and tactics. Don't watch so many movies. Aroha mai, Kia kaha, kia manawa nui, i'm sorry, be strong, be staught hearted

  • @greensucksbluerules bro that dude playing the monk isn't shaolin either they both uni students playin' a role you dumb arse. Whats hard to beleave dick head that monks movements are so unco, to a trained eye. I got alot of respect for shaolin as I'm learning some now. Problem I got is with homos like you. And in battle we fought 1 on 1 if you come here you'd understand i have dense bush here not open plains. besides like you'd say what good would bareaking objects with your balls be in battle

  • Before you start spounting off your lack of brains my good freind lives 4 blocks away a co-instructor at our club with me Is a maori and is also SHAOLIN. the last time shaolin fought was back in their formallization under Shaolin when all be 5 were spared in a mass gassing. A VERY LONG TIME AGO... We stopped only in the last 140 years yat we still train today, in case we meet bumchums like you.

  • @greensucksbluerules The monks will come out second best because they only know how to put on a show and not know how to fight a REAL 1 on 1 fight.

  • @greensucksbluerules This coming from a person who hasnt meet neither of them and would just get his information from reading books and watching television. Maoris were not only aggresive, they were war tacticions, they also invented trench warfare so how can you say they only use aggresion as there main tactic?

  • @greensucksbluerules How do you know they are smarter? have you met a maori warrior before? You like to talk out of your arse and you know nothing about it. I can tell you the last new zealander to get awarded a victoria cross was a maori. The monks were not trained to fight like the maoris because they were not constantly attacked by other villages or raiding tribes. All they did was study and show off techniques which would have not been effective in a fight. What else have you got to say.

  • @greensucksbluerules Your dreaming. Monks are over rated.

  • Yepp... That's the problem when the get a fake ass Mofo Hawaiian (by the way Hawaiians apart from B.J.Penn are the Gayest Polynesians along with the Tahisians in the Poly Triangle) Fuckers should ask a real Maori, not much of us on the net either that's coz we're either too busy fighting, trying to act plastic, or fighting to protect the land or smoking weed. Com'on people pick up a camera and let's show the world true maori...

  • @greensucksbluerules um yes i would.

  • @greensucksbluerules then i will break a monks neck and we dont want that.

  • To be quite frank though, In all due respect 'Monks' are very capable . but up against a Maori warriors , I doubt they would stand much chance... This aint your hollywood asian karate flick where the little asian dude kills everyone. No No.. The Maori warriors is extremly experienced... even at the youngest ages would have to fight for there lives.. against there own kind. (Other maori tribes).. All for honor.. The monk's were skilled but only studied and trained and lacked alot of exp

  • wtf...??? he is not Maori ! and those aren't even proper weapons we would use..lol sad..

  • Maoris didnt only kill the enemy with the taiaha and mere. They finished by devouring the body after putting it in the Hangi( earth oven) to gain there mana. The Maori also invented trench Warfare to counter the weapons of the Pakeha( english/ Europeans) because Maori only faught with close quarter combat weapons. Hakas were not done during the battle either. Maoris lived war constantly and were very EXPERIENCED fighters in war, many tribes are extinct. Shaolin monks were not experienced.

  • @shanontamahau thank you someone whos onto it!, The last comment i wrote i was fkn stoned lol so no1 probaly understood.

  • also the maori warrior were extremly savage, No hesitation what so ever to fight. No remorse, Just trained and born fighters, cannabils.. I personally think the monk would panic when coming up against such a force... Back in those days.. Ur not gonna stand there and be that come if some ugly savage human is trying to eat ur head off.. its not gonna happen. Also... If u look into physical attributes the monks are not as fit and strong, Theres so little studying and training with no exp can gt u

  • this is a load of bs. first off. That guy isnt even maori.. his weapon isnt maori. even his feather is fkn maori.. 2nd off. Maoris do not do the haka when in combot like that only when planned. or during it but not the actually haka jst the pukana. 3RD OFF!!. The big difference with maoris and monks is that maoris fought there whole life against each other gaining fighting experience fore hand. When the monks did not have to fight. only study and train.. When experience is crutial in fights

  • @CorruptN8V I respect what you have to say, and I believe that what you say about the Maoris is true. But monks trained every day, and we have to remember that the reason they trained was to protect their temples in which they had to do quite often. Not like now in the modern day. There is no saying who would win, this computer program is useless. It would be a good match up none the less. Im sure their is a monk out their who could defeat a maori, and a maori who could defeat a monk. :)

  • @ImpulsePB yes finally someone who is onto it, You are very right... I am abit biased only because this video puts down my culture in many ways and the person who made this should jump in the ring with me so i can put up a video saying "I SUCK". I respect the monks and they would be a great challenge but you can never judge whos going to win just because the monks look like they can fly around everywhere like in the movies..

  • @CorruptN8V this guy isnt even Maori? haha have you ever heard of actors? what does it matter who plays the maori if the whole thing is based on the results of a computer program? The shaolin could be a midget and the Maori 50 feet tall and it would still end the same way because those were the results during the computer simulations.

  • @mjohanss1975 yeah but its a load of shit hahahaa, Computer simulation is done by americans am i Correct? Therefore its false and you cant judge the past with computer technology... Every1 watches the movies and see's little asians flying around doing back flips and flying kicks and shit, Now they think they can bash any1 even if it's the MAORI'S who were in fact PROVED to be the hardest natives ever contested by the WHITE MAN 'British Empire'. So Don't judge a book by its cover mate.

  • @CorruptN8V Cmon are you actually saying that the US has a pro-shaolin agenda? If anything, they would have a pro-maori agenda in this scenario, if indeed they had one. Think about it. What threat does the Maori people pose to the US? None whatsoever. What threat does the Chinese pose to the US? Very significant. If anything, it would be in their interest to make the Chinese look bad. But you give this show too much credit if you actually think it has an agenda.

  • @mjohanss1975 lol?? your talking about the government or some shit.. The people who made video's like this are probaly computer nerds and if so would obviously be more interested in flying chinese karate men instead of ugly, scary maoris

  • @CorruptN8V hmm if that were true then why do the creators of this show have a hard-on for maoris? on this one vid, one of the computer nerds, as you call them, went on and on about maori warrior prowess. Doesnt sound like they´re all about hating on Maoris if you ask me. I dont know why Maoris are taking this so seriously. Im from a very famous warrior people as well. You wont see me complaining on a vid about my people though.

  • @mjohanss1975 look at the title idiot, This is all a load of bullshit These guys did not ask permisson to do this did they? NO? The fact that the person in this film doesnt even compare to actual maori just goes to show how stupid the nerds who made this really are and on basic history on both cultures id still think maori would win, They were just way to savage and had way to much experience in fighting and even in todays warfare having giving tips to many people in battles. So many ideas

  • @CorruptN8V haha the title? well the title is "Deadliest Warrior". You would know this if you werent so hung up on defending Maori culture that you jump to conclusions. The creators of this vid did not choose the title as seen on Youtube. The uploader did.

  • @mjohanss1975 I know that but still , Read wtf i wrote you still have no clue and have not listened a maori warriors would own a fkn monk with fuckin ease trust me. Im done on here

  • @CorruptN8V seems all i see on vids like these are maori guys telling people they dont know shit about maori warrior prowess...what I would like to know though is this; how much have you been studying shaoling monks? Its easy enough to talk up your own people but how much do you actually know about other warrior cultures? My guess is about as much as an American knows about all things non-american.

  • @mjohanss1975 ur right on that 1, but still i cant see it happening ae, Maori's have done to much, THEY fought EVERYONE!!!!!!

  • @CorruptN8V Sorry bro, A Shaolin Warrior would tear a Maori warrior limb from limb in a matter off seconds, Im a Kiwi and i have common sense, Shaolin monks spend their whole life fighting and practicing Kung fu and perfect it to an art form, A Maori warrior relies on sticking his tongue out and looking fierce. Shaolin are peaceful people but are highly trained elite class fighters that dedicate their life to being what we call as the "ultimate" warrior Kung fu trumps any art form....

  • @KiwizNz4lyfe haha i dnt give a fk if ur a kiwi mate, Ur obviously clueless. go do some research on ur own country u will see that ur ancestors got fkn eating alive. u worm. infact where do u live ill make the past come true again

  • @CorruptN8V Calm down a bit mate, Your giving us New Zealanders a bad name on the internet, We are peaceful people not angry gangster wannabees that fail to grasp the English language, You don't have to act hard on the internet by threatening me its quite pathetic, So talk and act like a normal human being please not a wannabe gangster. Shaolin warriors spend their whole life fighting and have very good self control and a sense off honor and pride, Some thing all us New Zealanders lack.

  • @KiwizNz4lyfe clueless im not going to bother go to AUT and get software devolopment certificates if ur so smart u ugly white prick

  • @CorruptN8V Stop acting hard over the internet and learn some respect. I have just finished military prep school and I am joining the army next August to fight for OUR home, I never racially/culturally insulted you, So what gives you the right to racially insult me? I dont fucking care what color skin you are, We are all human beings and planet Earth is our home. Even if your Maori or not i will never stoop to using racial remarks. Insult me all you want i really couldent give a fuck less...

  • @KiwizNz4lyfe yeah cool id still drop u . hahaha