"Teddy" the porcupine has WAY TOO MUCH corn on New Year's

[RachelMorningGlory]

Teddy's the cutest little porcupine...ever! :)

[paulolk1001]

This woman is carrying this angle a little too far LOL

[glokkpod84]

He looks like a little porcupine wizard. Oh god. Porcupine wizards!

[primaledge]

1.14 Fuck your glass!

[bjoybeads]

:33 AFTER knocking over the bottle he says "Oh, dear!"

[localcrew]

Wow. And I thought that it was the Honey Badger who didn't give a shit. This quill-covered thug is just straight up GANGSTA!!

[MarlooRedd]

Fuck the champagne. I have corn.

[VickyHillChamp]

I heard, "Stop that", Leave it there, corn, that's mine, and I like it".

[dispondentkid]

you: "don't knock over the bottle."

teddy: "BITCH, FUCK DA' POLICE!"

[MBWlos]

I swear Teddy says. "who cares" when he knocks the bottle over. LOVE HIM!

[richardtoontown]

Hey where do you live I can gift you corn's

[xljalenlxx]

1:15 NO MORE CORN ARHHH and knocks it over lol

[CthulhuPI]

Goddamn it! Now i want a porcupine!

[ladycplum]

I think he might need to go to Corn Eaters Anonymous

[HRentai]

@shannonisntnormal or maybe his name is actually Phil and he thinks he's amazing o:

[StarLite0419]

I absolutely ADORE Teddy!!!!!

[coolman191806]

0:20 Did he say "Fuck That"

[kingkyzr]

20 people have taken a porcupine quill to the face..

[ZynusGaming]

The noise it makes is so fucking cute, I'm still a man though... "cries"

[thechinaboy]

holyshit it can speak~~

[Pokemon5325back]

Fuck corn, there's champagne next to him. And you only eat CORN?

[crowlexel]

i want one.

[DoctorTreasure22]

Who disliked this video? WHO?! Burn in hell!!! You don't make any sense.

[ryulady1]

0:44 sounds like teddy says my bad

[TotallyCavies]

1:15 *shoves glass off* LOL

[jwarland]

He sounds a bit like Cartman from South Park

[Gillian1107]

Hope that Teddy didn't have too big of a headache following the festivities. He looked a bit unsteady on his feet. (Gosh he finished the bottle!)

He's lucky he had his designated human there to look out for him.

[DayRNitte]

I love the wine bottle XD

[YY4Me133]

This is the first time I've actually heard someone say "num-num" when they were eating. Teddy Bear is too cute for words.

[lilmejy120]

The bottle falls over,

Teddy: "Whateves"

[VillaCollezione]

i want more Teddy!

[thelazycomic]

Too much champagne Teddy ??

[jazlynv123]

i heard "im hungry" at :38 or :38

[blades11692000]

I LOVE TEDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dean2616]

Reminds me of "Cousin It", on the "Adams Family"

[asdasf42]

"i got that", "i got that" ....

[engageAGC]

You see how he knocked over that empty bottle? Dude was wasted.

[Coolcaboodles]

"don't knock over the bottle oh oh" --- Teddy's response "Oh well"

[jaetoo]

Do all porcupines vocalize like this or is Teddy more than usually special? I love him. :-)

[dcr474]

That little wiggle-shake he gives at about 0:19 is darned cute. I wonder what he's trying to tell you?

[katydid26]

My friend thinks he said "butt crack!" LOL!

[worktosser]

He sounds exactly like an Ewok!

[fazio424]

I can not wait to see what Teddy does for Valentines day!!! Maybe have a friend over:)

[dcr474]

@fazio424 Teddy's only true love is food. I don't think the idea of "sharing" with a friend would go over so well. :)

[CollinxThexHuman]

His teeth are stained with the blood of hoes what don't get him SOME GOSH DANG CORN

[Tupacea]

hes like, YO FUCK THIS GLASS, BETTER GET ME SOME MORE CORN.

[MjXllcommando]

sanic sees a food. 

[evanshj]

Are all porcupines this vocal?

[GMYellowstone]

1:14 Shoot, I'm outta corn, screw this glass, gimme more corn!!!!!

[12xaz11]

So cute! Thank you for sharing Teddy with us. :)

[sweetsoundss99]

I watch this video everyday. He fills my heart.

[sweetsoundss99]

I watch this video everyday so i can smile. I love Teddy

[TynuskaTynuskovita]

soooooo funny :DDDD yummy yummy yummy :D

[TGSean]

I see someone finally undressed a Jawa.

[therandompurpleduck]

so corn is like porcupine weed?

[hoaxmak]

Гудживист

[ysnc12]

Don't knock over the bottle!

'Doesn't matter had corn'

[freakinstein69]

They are just beavers with sharp spines.

[danny47906]

I wanna know how I got from a drunk Russian dude dancing... to this...

also... 0:33 "Whateves"

[soegel]

@danny47906 because of conans "it came from the intertubes": teamcoco[dot]com/content/it-ca­me-intertubes-monkey-hug-editi­on

[vampirephychic]

nomnmomnomnomonomnomnomnomnomn­omnomnomnomnom

[plutenglupeng]

If I learn to appreciate and enjoy the good things in life the way Teddy appreciates and enjoys his corn, I'll be a very happy person.

[jaetoo]

I had no idea porcupines made those adorable noises. SO cute!

[yazzieboobear09]

:O So cutee Teehee



[kurayami33]

*O* WANT.

[megadeth1100]

this is the cutest thing i've ever seen

[kristina13haha]

aww how adorable

[livelavalover004]

@AmazingPhil MAKE A VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm running on empty on my phil juice!!! Tell dan to make a video as well!!!! I MIGHT EXPLODE!!!!!!!!! oh and i love you btw(: <3

[rukia01wubbaduck]

:DDD KAWAI!!!

[persephoneo]

He threw it on the ground!

[IeroSixxRadke]

I love the noise! i want this as a pet now..

[MovieFreak880]

how can you dislike this?!

[DBSHJCSM]

wow. amazingphil knows where the best videos are.

[TheMacsander]

WTF

[stickinss]

oh my :D Thanks Phill this is amazing <3

[1ofTheCTFxC]

nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

[PumpkinTheNinja]

aww :3 i want a porcupine

[AmazingPhil]

This is why porcupines should be the new dogs!

[screaminrainbow]

@AmazingPhil Thankyou for bringing me here! :3 aww

[sharkgall]

@AmazingPhil If i had a pet porcupine....i would called it Fred =^-^= lol thanks for brining me here :D

[iDafterPunk]

@AmazingPhil I completely agree. I'd call mine Simon. c:

[MovieFreak880]

@iDafterPunk he's still heartbroken :(

[21snowqueen]

@AmazingPhil

AMAZING PHIL <3

[BulletForTheHorizon]

@AmazingPhil Dedication! RAWR!

[Katniss012]

@AmazingPhil whoa. i come to this video and see that you've commented...my mind=blown. I fucking love you by the way, youre amazing xP <3

[postalpercy]

Teddy REALLY loves his corn!! lol

[SunnyAndSummer]

teddyyyyyyyyyy :D

[sachiedayo]

i love Teddy!

[wolfie138]

talkupine!

there's a few people around here that were less understandable than him after NYE.

[Stijndrunen]

spending new year with a porcupine, forever alone.... btw teddy is AWESOME

[bridgetvoid]

teddy is awesome.

[whitneyrenee8396]

18 people didn't get any corn

[MrJokeern]

@0:28 my dads not a bottle, knock it on the ground, @0:34 duuuuhh

[spirtoslav]

ALF?

[fazio424]

I ♥ Teddy

[zippywinds]

sooooo cute, keep these teddy videos coming they make my day :)

[thisISLANDurth]

WHYYYYY WOULD SOMEONE DISLIKE THIS!!!!!! DO YOU HATE LIFE????

[nilsen39]

Around the time when he knocks down the bottle it sounds like he says "dont care" or "who cares"

[spamllpitdept]

hahahahaha fucking AWWWEEEEEEESOOOOOOOOME

[allusernamestaken01]

knocking bottles over, throwing glasses around.... looks like Teddy had one cob too many

[persephoneo]

I want to party with that party animal! Everyday Teddy is shufflin!

[darkskiesteamz]

I don't have that here, omg he's talking

[yodasodaskoda]

SNAP! I'm always shouting "don't knock over the bottle" at my porcupine too.

[Existantia]

Teddy was all "Bitch please! Only fine crystal touches my lips!!! What is this dollar store plastic margarita bullshit?!?!"

[Yesman812]

1:14 "I SAID MORE CORN!!"

[thelisamannshow]

That is the cutest thing EVER.

[mrtemper85]

Teddy sounds like a gremlin

[tekflower]

I love Teddy. He should have a Facebook page.

[Zooniversity1]

@tekflower He does! Go to facebook and search for "TeddyPorcupine"

[SuperBrobot]

Oh god that sound it makes..!

[twinfish63]

His to the bottle: "whatever", LOL!

[SantehClaws]

I WANT ONE!

[Riverboy1986]

Man just kill the fucking rodent. I hate these things more than beavers.

[gurl6]

When the bottle falls over, he says, "Oh well. Too bad.....corn."

[teampaper]

teddy sounds like marcel the shell

[sweetsoundss99]

Everytime u need a pick me up just watch Teddy. He's adorable.

[slipknot242666]

ARE THOSE SOUNDS REAL?

[lazarra101]

Damn it, I need to study, why am I watching a porcupine eat corn. lol, happy new years.

[mindfestvideo]

I don´t wanna disappoint you but i´m sure he talks hungarian...

[serialcomplexity]

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO THE GROUND!!!

[RichyDYupYup]

Americans are ridiculous but I love them

[Shadowshabby]

Teddy is just adorable but I wish they didn't feel the need to dress him up in any way. He's cute and funny just by himself.

[fleurdubijou]

"OH WELL" he said as the bottle falls!

[studystrike]

Teddy? Corn? I'm thinking of something that's not related to this video.

[DazHype]

NOM NOM NOM Hope 2012 will be a great year for CORN! :)

[postalpercy]

teddy REALLY likes his corn...

[freakinstein69]

I wanna see Teddy and Honey Badger fight it out. They both don't give a shit.

[PatThePhat1]

@freakinstein69 I think Teddy would be the obvious winner.

[nicolesamsonite]

teddy just don't give a shit

[dfwme]

@nicolesamsonite no, he doesn't

[nicolesamsonite]

aw what a festive little fucker

[walkintovelvet]

I love how he knocks over the bottle and is like...oh..oh well.

[morgan99948]

Funniest sound!

[germensano]

Love Teddy Bear have a healthy 2012. I Suscribed!!!

:)

[StabbyRaccoon]

Porcupines are fucking scary! Holy crap, I saw one once and booked it. Okay maybe I'm just a wimp...

[zatoth13]

he is so adorable!

[LuisEmilioPaviaRosas]

Sounds like a EWOK

[thultner]

Oh... oh god...

[steveday72]

Hope Teddy has a fun, happy and healthy 2012.

Love the videos, keep them coming. (What does he think of banana?)

[mamabinkie]

LOL>>>>way to cute...love Teddy Bears celebration hat!!

[IcePonyGoddess]

I LOVE Teddy! Happy New Year Teddy. Looking forward to your 2012 videos.

[iLLWiL420]

BITCH WHERES MY CORN

[littlemisDana]

He's so festive! I can't even handle it.

[texnation]

3 people are corncobs

[AntonioHermano]

I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

[nezj82]

Teddy makes me smile every time. He's such a chatty little thing! Have a great New Year, Teddy and all of your friends as well.

[tatucomcebola]

não salvo

[Mlklocks]

NãoSalvo te trouxe aqui também?? :D

[guisoares2011]

NAO SALVO Õ/

[field16]

Zooniversity1 is now one of my favorite YouTube channels, showcasing one of God's funny creations. God does have a sense of humor. (I hope you know Jesus Christ as your savior. He's alive and will return at the end.)

Looking forward to seeing Teddy again! You could probably use this little guy as a full-time job. (A fun job, too!)

[Sharpasathistle]

He sounds like a mogwai

[Zgirl0891]

His little noises are so cute!

[dannzLP]

Rockstah!

[RRRockstah]

DAS IST JA WOHL DAS SCHÖNSTE UND TOLLSTE AUF DER WELT <3

[stevenalangley]

I've know many porcupines in my day, but Teddy is by far the coolest.

[aliciathefatpenguin]

i can't wait to eat like Teddy Bear once my wisdom teeth extractions heal

[10speedchris]

Awww I love Teddy. Ive shown his videos to all of my friends and family and it makes their day. He brings so many laughs and smiles to everyone. You are awesome Teddy!!

[xxcheeto]

This is Park Bom's equivalent. [KPOP lovers know what I mean!]

[TheKimTwister]

awww baby happy new year sweeety  love ya be good

[MelDiggity2471]

Omg....I absolutely LOVE Teddy! He's incredibly cute!! 3

[pluk03]

Anyone else found Teddy's words inspirational?

[ROMPEBOLASFRIKI]

1:15 give me more corn BITCH!!! lol 

[Ariadnesthread1]

Happy New Year, Teddy! thanks for brightening my day....you are the cutest porcupine ever. EVER, and I can't wait to see what you do for 2012! Thank you to your caretakers, too, for feeding him such goodies, and letting us watch the hilarity!!

[sadjad008]

0:26 that furry little bastard says: "i'm getting fat"

[flowforce3]

Teddy be getting mad yo!

[Mayavina]

Teddy had a bit too much corn and alcohol.

[Aquamarine560]

The fact that you put a hat on a porcupine made me forget it was reality for a second there.

[mpviral]

awesome and cute.

[georgethewondermutt]

Teddy does seem utterly drunk with corn. I think I have a new idea for how to party this year. Thanks, Teddy!

[infomercialjess]

So cute! Love Teddy Bear! :D

[MegLuvzLife]

I just LOVE him!!!!

[Ivanhayek]

Happy New Year Teddy

[lemniscate47]

Happy New Year, Teddy & Co. Great to see him again. Good Luck with getting him to say, Oo-OO, when things fall over. Teddy is a most fantabulous creature. Thank You.

[CutePazuzu]

HAPPY NEW YEAR Teddy!! May the coming year be full of corn for you! Love your hat by the way. ^^