Castlevania Lore In A Minute

[SuperHumblewarrior]

Sucky lineage bro. Have fun!

[Thetrue777luck777]

Twinklight was made by real vampires,because Every time a girl see she a vampire she fled running,but now when a vampire appears they think he will take they for a ride through the trees. Guess what?vampires do not want romance!!they want blood,blood from girls idiots who believe everything they see in the movies!

[HektorHavok]

Marry Me Dodger

[flameburst93]

wow. what a douche^^

Hey my girlfriend just died. Now I will ruin the lifes of all my offsprings

[SirKallen]

It's the power of Religion

[Duk1013]

ya lost me when you said once upon a time

[scout101ful]

RELIGION

[JohnAtDawn]

I still want to know why Alucard wasn't mentioned.

[gmidropout1]

But what about the one that was on the original PlayStation? Doesn't the Belmont in that one get killed a few minutes in?

[Unicron187]

@gmidropout1 you talking about symphony of the night? the sequence you play with the belmont (richter belmont i think) was actually the end of the previous castlevania on snes (might be castlevania 3 or something...)

[gmidropout1]

@Unicron187 The only SNES one was super castlevania 4.Simon is the Belmont in that one, not Richter. I watched gameplay videos of it.

[Unicron187]

@gmidropout1 you are forgetting about castlevania: dracula x for snes. thats the game i was reffering to. this was released later than super castlevania and featured richter belmont.

[wolfember842]

I love it when the top comments say the SAME THING.

[InuAres]

Dante belmont....hell yeah :3 "screw whips, I'll just crop his head off"

[GlitchPredator]

POOP

[jdt989]

one of those was dante from devil may cry?

[Trigger99X]

@jdt989 no just a guy who wears red and has long white hair...forgot his name

[BBoy2020]

"HEY, I SHOULD GO KILL DRACULA!"

"HEY SON OR DISTANT ASCENDANT/DESCENDANT, GO KILL DRACULA AGAIN!"

"OKAY!"

That's the true Castlevania lore.

[Pestinha92]

@BBoy2020

That made me lol.

[ultraroy1]

What about symphony of night when you play as alucard?

[dragonshot11]

Should of been James the Nintendo Nerd talking D:

[DarkZeroTheRogue]

Y TOP COMMENTS THE SAME!

NOOOO

PORQUE STANELY!

srsly guys

[Ronin0609]

but i thought Gabriel Belmont from Lord of Shadows was Dracula?........sorry for the spoiler('-')

[Jlmjig]

@Ronin0609 Lords of Shadow is non canon to the castlevania series

[BackupWOLF]

Leon whipped her boobs..

[ganondwarf85]

Can someone give me the name of the credit song?

[NorwegianWolf15]

@ganondwarf85 Lament of Innocens: Leon's theme

[monsterblood2000]

7:59

[monsterblood2000]

7:77

[Darkmadness11]

RELIGION!

[PaperadiGomma123]

"Until the end of time" D: D: D: D:

[sixsephiroth11]

I really,REALLY wanna see Richter kick edward cullens ass.

im just saying is all. :)

[TonkkaX]

Where the fuck is Egoraptor?

[wilysmachine]

@TonkkaX Off playing Mega Man X.

[Enj0id3ath]

whipika

[thedragonsoul10]

but dracula dies for the last time by taking an arrow to the knee

[marco39120]

Wait...you mean vampires aren't supposes to sparkle in the sunlight? What madness is this?!?!?!?!?

[nicolaj990]

eternal bro-ness!? barneyyyyyy ahhhh stinsoooooooon

[emilons97]

1:01 Dante?

[2girls1bucket1]

@emilons97 Don't say my name >:(

[emilons97]

@2girls1bucket1 it looks like Dante from DMC... just sayin'!

[deaditefuckgirl]

You forgot the part where a woman married Dracula to have the son Alucard who would go on to marry a Belmont, which is where most of the Belmonts get their power.

[Skinnypumba1]

RELIGION!!!!

[JosepfCross]

World's best verb: Charile Browned :D

[BenTheHedgehog21]

CHICKEN.

[Noooooism]

Eternal Bro-ness FTW xP

[pantscheese]

Please, make it 2 or 3 minutes. No mention of Alucard, Maria, or any of that shiz, yo.

[Grognaz]

DODGER!!! <3

[9EricR]

the woman who does the voiceovers isnt as funny as the other guys...

[sirinterweb]

castlevania lamnent of innocence. that is one of the 2 ps2 games i opwe

[TheXeneth]

Isn't it Wednesday?

[WoWrapesGW2]

sucky lineage? being a belmont would be living in paradise. fucking whore, making fun of castlevania. I want to find, rape, torture, kill you and your entire family. also don't call me bro, only men are real gamers and bro's, you attention whore.

[BillytheIV]

@WoWrapesGW2 <_<....duuuude....just....duuu­ude....She simplified that soooo much more for the world, it really wasn't as complex as your little safety net let it be....I mean, that's EXACTLY what happened, and they are cursed to fight Dracula every time he resurrects. Imagine your wife getting in the mood for anal, or you have to take your children to school and BAM! You gotta go and risk your life in the castle without knowledge of whether or not your wife or kids are going to see you alive.

[WoWrapesGW2]

@BillytheIV That would be awesome, killing undead and creatures of the night, or dying while trying. I shit on humanity, I shit on you and your "need" for a normal life, can't wait till 2012 hits and I get to massacre you pathetic low IQ humans, untermensch.

[BillytheIV]

@WoWrapesGW2 This is why the other countries are beating us people! This is why they fly airplanes into our buildings!

[redneckcowboy7100]

@BillytheIV dude....

[Cyndonia]

@WoWrapesGW2 shutup

[WoWrapesGW2]

@Cyndonia make me shut up, come fight me in real life, I will fuck your ass.

[RedBzerkr]

Till the end of time? nah, till 1999. Why? Cuz Julius Belmont don't fuck around.

[MewMeg]

I saw Dante :3

[ForsakenMathias]

@MewMeg that wasn't Dante, that was Juste Belmont, the most underrated/unnoticed vampire hunter as far as i know >.>

[Crumbduckingkootenai]

...I got a bloody nose while watching this. D: Should I be scared?

[TheXeneth]

I've listened to Leon's theme song(extended) and you know what, i'm going to make the most epic terraria adventure map ever made ending with you killing skeletron A.K.A.: Mithyus. Sorry for the spelling errors!

[TheBlackStar999]

HA HA! What a stupid story, Mark!

[whitetrash091]

next best thing... Jesus lore in 1 minute :P

[DeadManWalking49]

I thought Trevor first fought against Dracula. In C3?

[buddytime90]

RELIGION

[LuckyBero]

Nah not my kinda game

[BlackLegion1262]

Okay, Why the fuck didn't James Rolfe do the voice over for this? Motherfucker Mike did Ninja Turtles!

[MultiLambent]

Wait, wait so does this mean that until the Belemont clan dies out that Castlevania could pretty much go on forever?

[dimomarg]

@MultiLambent A recent castlevania game takes place in Japan.

[FlipingBrilliant]

Ha bed ridden with angst

[Kizer5Red]

Yes. Dracula is a Vamoire. any of those stupid popculture "vampires" are horrific.

Twilight series thingy is an ABOMINATION. And not a good kind like the Daleks. No twilight is an evil, child corrupting and demon loving horror show.

-im not joking

[robb1nbanks]

we need metal gear solid lore in a minute, if thats possible

[TheBeastlyplayback]

NEVER did I think to hear such a thing!!

Vampires that don't sparkle? Such a thing, surely cannot be!

[divineonenl]

it was actually a pretty cewl game

[spark122ful]

You should do Legacy of Kain lore that would be fun to watch.

[mikomecha]

@spark122ful why because it changes in every game ?

[lionmane3131]

just curious does any of the new castlevanias have to do anything with the first two games from nes and snes?

[broodling898]

@lionmane3131

No



[jasonmask22]

...but then explain Arieas of Sorrow?

[R7gmbx]

@jasonmask22 CV:AoS? See the belmont furthest to the right in the last scene? That is Julius. He killed dracula for good in 1999, separating Drac's soul from the castle, and sealing Castlevania into an eclipse. In 2035 Soma Cruz is sucked into the eclipse with his shrine maiden girlfriend, where he discovers he is the reincarnation of dracula. Soma discovers a way to free himself from becoming evil thanks to Alucard, and destroys the source of chaos flowing into the castle. Yay.

[mineycrafty99]

Sucky lineage bro, but hey it sets up an infinite series of virtually identical games quite nicely. :P

[kingjhon8]

..... and the dude w/ who gives the alchemany whip is .... plot twist ur own father!!1

[Altair1236]

Power of Religion!

[lordmorgoth7]

She is so hot with a so hot voice, thumbs up if you agree

[culeomew]

Man, I find these pretty useful. Now I know the backgrounds to some games that I may play in the future.

[halomlg117]

if only people knew how to throw a vampire into the ocean depths near the trenches by japan. nothing ever comes up when it is lost in a trench under the sea.

[lordmorgoth7]

Long ago in a world where vampires don't actually sparkle WTF LOOOL!!!!

[EVeljko]

Eternal borness.

[DawnSniper]

i wanna see modern warfare castlevania

[XehionBlackOps]

It didn't go into Sonia Belmont...or Trevor at least if you don't accept a female protagonist.

[Requiem9001]

@XehionBlackOps Why would they go into Sonia? She isn't cannon in the story. Konami cut her after realizing that it made no sense for her to have a weird love affair with Alucard. As for the rest of the cast they did go into telling that they just have to keep killing Dracula over and over. The only further they could of gone was with Julies finally ridding the world of Dracula, but having his soul resurrect in the body of Soma and go into his whole line, but that would be more than a minute,

[bambamkim2120]

EDWARD IS NOT A VAMPIRE! HE'S A FAIRY!!!

[Shoke113Glaytor]

@bambamkim2120 EXACTLY!

[gizmona11]

@bambamkim2120 Tinkerbell + count dracula = edward

[spica2501]

@bambamkim2120 He's not even a fairy. Have you read any of the real Grimm's Fairy Tales? Fairies are hardcore.

[Fironnathedarkelf]

@spica2501 true true hmmmmmm Disney fairy then?

[Matayu7]

@bambamkim2120 HEY! That is insulting to fairies everywhere!

[thahrdworkingingo]

@Matayu7 have you seen navi? with her its not much of an insult.

[misteromnom]

@Matayu7 Copy fag

[aidanator627]

@misteromnom The first guy didn't make a zelda reference.

[PoKeRfAcE97100]

@bambamkim2120 no....he's a disco ball...

[Ecktoblade292]

do star wars the force unleashed next

[poisoncupcakesayhai]

dracula = leader of sopa (pure evil)

[Nagneto]

But it's not really Dracula? :(

[Th3SmartAlec]

My father killed Dracula and his before him, my son. "But Dad! I wanna be an office clerk!"

[creatorofGandP]

Wait they miss out on the whole Soma bit.

[dewiowen1]

RELIGION!

[redoutlander]

@dewiowen1 uhhh, whaaa? what religion is that? the religion of pointy teath?

[dewiowen1]

@redoutlander I was referencing these videos:

/watch?v=rBVrPG2qmnI

2.15 in /watch?v=q-paPmwYbvg

[Terrabyte20]

@TobiCokeZero and they'd only have to make one to cover the entire series

[TobiCokeZero]

SOOOOO... Do you have a Final Fantasy Lore in a Minute? That'd be awesome.

[piontaton]

@TobiCokeZero all final fantasy are diferent histories so... yeah...

[Pico2571]

I want to be in his family...

[xsinisterxgodx]

soo basicly it wa Vann Helsing? (the movie)

[DevissProductions]

Nobody can talk that fast normally.

[bagleman64]

1:04 lol dante from devil may cry? :P

[aspade01]

What about SOTN?

[ThePixelRender]

@aspade01 Symphony Of The Night came after this because it includes Richter Belmont who was born after Leon and Dracula didn't exist until Leon had forced Mathias' hand.

[MrBoofoe]

i mea hey, its a good concept :/ lol...

[Xander764]

immortal broness sound cool



[doombybbr]

wait... he passed on the eternal life thing? HE MUST BE CRAZY!!!

[AvatarofthePot]

But... but... but... D:

[pop1pop10]

Here's a spoiler:they resurect Dracula.

[nianicole824]

@pop1pop10 WHY?!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?! YOU RUINED IT!!! ASDGHDZGDFFDDAGF

[pop1pop10]

@nianicole824 because its the most secret secrets of everything that is secret.

[WarPenguinGuy]

1:04 Ha ha. SUCKY lineage. :D

...

I'll leave, now. 

[mrtangelo885]

@WarPenguinGuy i dont get it...wait...wait a sec...oh you bastard...

[TarsalMonkeyboy]

i just realised Dracula's son, Alucard, has his dad's name but backwards -.- im stupid

[GeezernortProduction]

Should've called it "Castlevanilore"

[eonthegreat135]

PLEASE ALUCARD REDRUM|MURDER DRACULA

[Deathjak5]

Can anyone tell me the song at the end of the lore?

[ffvi1994]

@Deathjak5 can't remember the track title but it's from the soundtrack from lament of innocence.

[TaintedBurro]

@ffvi1994 That is the name of the song. Lament of Innocence (Leon's Theme).

[waffleshark9]

@TaintedBurro I have a theme?! :D

[TaintedBurro]

@waffleshark9 YOU HAVE A THEME!

[MegaALPHA81]

1:02....why is Jonathan there? also nice resume on castlevania Lament of Innocence, I got dissapointed thinking it would be the complete lore

[SaintsXstreet]

The minecraft lore!!!



[angerrhino]

fable lore

[wyydescreen]

FF7 lore

[JohnAtDawn]

What about Alucard?

[robinzuur]

@JohnAtDawn Alucard - draculA

[JohnAtDawn]

@robinzuur Well yeah, that's because in Castlevania, Alucard is the name of Dracula's son. He was important to some of the games, so I wanted to know why he wasn't mentioned.

[robinzuur]

@JohnAtDawn Oh, well I never quite got the story, I thought he was dracula's secret identitiy or something. xD

[PsionicGamer1]

@JohnAtDawn

Who is Alucard anyway...?

*is clueless because i'v only played/beat Castlevania64*

[Remscar]

@PsionicGamer1 Spell Alucard backwards.

Dracula.

[DeadlyDuel]

@PsionicGamer1

he's the son of drac who help treavor belmont defeat his father and the second time in the richter belmont era. he is also genya arikado in aria of sorrows and dawn of sorrows. he also the creator of alucard spear which now owned by eric lecarde.

[coolxmax135]

"Long ago in a world where vampires don't actually sparkle" LOLWUT

[Arkotos]

DO WARCRAFT LORE OMG!

[Greece3D]

Demons Souls Lore pls :))

[Gamer4Life450]

Modern warfare lore plz :D

[deadassasin1]

@Gamer4Life450 Modern Warfare dosnet have a lore

[GentlemanAeon777]

You forgot the part where dracula ressurects into a good guy.

[manineedasnowcone]

No sparkly vampires? :D It's like a dream come true!

[EpicFables]

VAMPIRES NEVER SPARKLED

FML

[Mikasus1234]

Try to make a minute video of Legacy Kain Lore (Another cool vampire game where vampires don't sparkle) I dare you! There's is so much time travel stuff that you wouldn't be able to do it.

[BIGTOAST75]

1:00 Dante..??

[Melkhiordarkblade]

And Carrie shows up when you don't have a Belmont.

[madman101ish]

at least he didn't become a sparkling fagpire (i refuse to call any of those twilight things vampires) if he did, belmont would probably die of laughter

[Madvillane]

"sucky lineage bro. have fun"

[209romero1]

Tahaha is assassins creed the only game with the least sucky story line lol jk

[backwardpoop]

uncharted 3 lore plzz

[pikraft]

you forgot so much including the morris family, dawn and aria of sorrow and a few other games

[MrMK109]

"...Until the end of time."

So the end of time came in 1999 in Castlevania universe? Suck it.

[Buretsu]

Wait, what about Aria of Sorrow, where Dracula comes back again, but he's not a bad guy this time?

[infogifts]

minecraft lore? ... :D if it even has one...

[Jiggowut]

Was that Dante? Haha.

[x478xMathias]

@Jiggowut No sir, that was Juste Belmont. My favorite Belmont <3

[DefeaterOfGods]

sucky lineage indeed

The chick is cute