Human Sperm under a Microscope

[513986916]

That's not what it looked like when I tried it...

[LanzoEmilia]

thats actually disgusting. all the men have bugs living in their balls that can become babies

[IrelandInfiniti]

is it able to get closer?? i want to try

[dmytrocool]

so u jerked of on a piece of glass?

[DAN5675able]

I used to be one of those. All of my brothers and sisters I had a million of them. But they all died while I made it to the egg.

[travisking1990]

It's jr!

[Pelonetillo]

theyre all like "where da egg at? no egg? awww :( "

[triggerhappy097]

Fuck, and why do girls suck dick after seeing this D:

[wiccanXexodus]

@triggerhappy097 because im so damn sexy

[iHateDuckButt]

@triggerhappy097 Because they don't actually think about what's really going into their mouth. :/ Dear Lord. I'm jus getting sick. Makes me want to jus go asexual.

[datzfast]

fish fuck in water, the same water we drink. thats why i only drink rainwater mixed with grain alcohol. i skip most of the flouride the communist slip in also.

[nuttalexx]

Is this your own brew

[12gatorguy]

i wanna try that

[pcred566]

AAAAAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kitana6662004]

For some reason, while watching this I began humming the hamster dance song.

/shrug

[kageroninja]

i feel bad for them all alone in there with nothing to do

[Bicycleman15]

SEAMONKEYS!

[uzzobb]

did you use a glass cover? and did you put very small amounts?

[DaveSimonH]

I think mine would probably swim round in circles lol

[Mrawesomesauce14]

HAHAHH Y THE HELL DO I FIND THIS FUNNY!! xD this remnnds me of the episde of family guy with stewie as the sperm

[dethshank]

haha, i see one swimming around in circles

[ereyes28]

OMG! thats gross. and even if you dont swallow, those little suckers attach themselves to the lining in your mouth, throat, tongue, this is is SICK!

oh well

[ereyes28]

@kiren77 no... never...

i dont know of a female 30yrs or older that hasnt tried to swallow atleast once... but me.. no...... never........

[StrayGhostWolf]

Ew ew ew ew I hate sperm it's creepy and there's like thousands of them everywhere eww!!!

[abarai2007]

@StrayGhostWolf ? grow up

[respect23jordans]

I SHUD TRY DIS AT HOME

[japc482002]

this comments are hilarious lol

[jrask]

the highest rated comments...unlike a jizz rag...suck

[jrask]

@jrask except for alpha, made me laugh

[briantexts]

@dbzman1985

loloololol

[LxXxLMasterL]

imagine all the sluts that swallow that hahahahahaha

[ereyes28]

@LxXxLMasterL

[moffett018]

@Annom85 Lol

[skateboy5667]

why am i looking at someone elses spern ewww thats gay.......

[TheBigboy46]

@skateboy5667 thats not gay, i guess people like to show off their sperm. no one will see my sperm since i had a vasectomy when i was 20 years old.

[realcucus]

ok so you like to swing your dick and play with your microscope! cool!!

[free2mention]

the human sperm and a tadpole. we are reptilian and fish and then land creatures

[pacslife20]

so are they classified as organisms or what? like the sperm i mean?

[Acrobatdog99]

They Look Like Their Dancing.

[NiekoxD]

@Acrobatdog99 They are, They are having a hardcore party. Thats normal.

[pkedjustin]

guys i need help and i am worried... i am 13 and i know puberty has set in because hair is growing on top of my penis but the problem is when i masturbate my sperm is clear. also i don't even know it it is sperm i am just guessing because it feels different (more stickier and slipperier) than water (i masturbate in bathtub after shower) and it looks clear... i heard normal sperm is white and i don't know plz help me i am worried that its not semen and that in sterile!!!!

[Timx4]

Imagine I wash porn when a guy cum shot at woman's face. It must be gross when all the creepy crawlies are on her face.

[mkbyrne]

@Timx4 you wer once a creepy crawlie

[Oscar847]

awesome

but what are those other organisms?

[luisalmex]

Very incredible, this can not be seen every day.

[azzy314159]

Annom85 jacked off to collect them . LMAO

[concealedkiller]

haha

[ledfarmer100]

think of it this way... out of 100000000000000000000000000 of those, YOUR the bitch tht made it

[uzumakimounir]

yeah makes me feel lucky again xD

[AlphaPegasii]

Hey..

Where did you find the sperm?

[Annom85]

@AlphaPegasii

I harvested it from my body.

[AlphaPegasii]

And how did you manage to do that?

Where do you find them?

[clg26]

hahahahaha you truly are a mad scientist!

[TheBigboy46]

i'm not a mad scientist, i'm getting it right, most men who are mild-moderate mentally retarded(MENTALLY CHALLENGED)including me does not believe in sperm. us mentally challenged men choose to get sterilised because we know perm is very, very dangerous material which should not come out during sexual activity. its for our best interest to not be able to reproduce. there is a good chance that we will end up fathering a mentally retarded child.

[candlewick15]

@TheBigboy46 Mental retardation most of the time isn't genetic, therefore can't hereditary be passed down to offspring. Mental retardation is more of a developmental or neurological disorder. Also, please shut up and remove your comments about "sperm is a dangerous material!!" shit. Just in case you don't know, you yourself wouldn't even be alive if it weren't for your dad's sperm (and nobody else would be alive if it weren't for sperm), so just shut the fuck up.

[Yourwierdneighbor]

@candlewick15 Mental disorders can be passed down they are triggered by the environment however they're genetic. They simply are. I can't see a way around this. I got some of the bug from my moms side of the family, my sister as well as her daughter. We all have mental qualities that indicate some degree of mental instability and disorder that I find prevalent amongst people who don't even live together but are related. Yes even simple ones can and are passed down. Sorry if that bothers you.

[TheBigboy46]

@thebigboy46

[TheBigboy46]

@clg26 where are you getting that i'm a mad scientist, just because i don't believe in sperm, and that i believe sperm is very, very dangerous material. that is the way i feel since i'm mild mentally retarded{MENTALLY CHALLENGED}there is a reason why i got sterilised because of my disability{MILD MENTALLY RETARDED< MENTALLY CHALLENGED}there is a chance that i might end up fathering a child that might be mentally retarded.

[dimaflour]

@Annom85 ahahaha

[marioicool]

@Annom85 lol by harvest do u mean jack off?

[StephaneGrappelli]

@Annom85 did u use something attractive at least :P

[AngryLoo]

@Annom85 LOL! "Must... make it... sound... SCIENTIFIC!"

[SpartandudeChannel1]

@Annom85 0_0

[TimbeMovies]

@Annom85 "harvested" hahahahah

[uglydollsinc123]

@Annom85 jacking off for science.

[24sbm120]

@Annom85 lol! harvested? or masturbated?

[UltimateBokanator]

@Annom85 Hero

[ninjatomaster]

@Annom85 I wonder if you are a family man already.

[MadamePukengkay]

@Annom85 How did you harvest it?

[chincheek1]

@Annom85 lol!

[andrewtran123]

@AlphaPegasii He found it from him slef XD

[TheRedDash]

@AlphaPegasii that's immature , somebody had to say it

[308beatZ]

@AlphaPegasii LMAO

[TheBigboy46]

everyone needs to know i don't like children PERIOD. they are a pain in the butt. i don't like them running around and screaming and don't like them touching me. i live in a senior/disabled apt bldg where there are no children living in it. that is why i got a vasectomy so i can't have any children.

[ledfarmer100]

@TheBigboy46 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH me too

[supertoaster7]

damn ive probally killed 100000000000000000000000000000­000 of those :(( poor guys i deserve to die LOL

[fairhillnorrie]

that's me when i was young,,, 3rd left of centre... happy days with my friends but i won the race in the end...

[sonicballer8888]

that's really creepy imagining that i have those little fishies inside of me. XD

[JacVENOMOUSdrummer]

yeah dude i agree. but i still find it really freaky, that used to be me 0_0

[wolfden3000]

They're so cute!!

[assin1337]

nice spunk

[bigbatboy23]

well i don't want to have a child that most likely will be born mentally retarded because the girlfriends i can find are mild-moderate mentally retarded and are sterilised also because i couldn't find a normal woman who will want a mentally retarded boyfriend. it is possible if i and a mild-moderate mentally retarded woman and both of us not sterilised could end up having a child mentally retarded, its not worth it. i can still shoot semen tho, but no sperm in my semen. you have a child.

[avsiii]

If that's a question - No, I don't have a child. I work really hard not to have a child.

[bigbatboy23]

oh o.k., how do you keep from having a child if you deposit your sperm in a woman

[avsiii]

I make sure she's take some kind of birth-control pill....

I also don't have sex with females who I don't know.

[bigbatboy23]

oh i see, that makes sense

[avsiii]

But, if it's somebody that I just met, I'll use condoms and spermicide lube....

[bigbatboy23]

i'm mild mentally retarded, and i don't need to end up with a child that could be mentally retarded since mental retardation runs in my family. oh o.k.

[bigbatboy23]

the only type of woman i can get is usually mild-moderate mentally retarded because a woman who is not retarded doesn't want a man who is milseverly mentally retarded for a boyfriend.

[Yourwierdneighbor]

@bigbatboy23 That is very responsible of you and I admire your open honesty. I have a deformed spine and I think I have other abnormalities of my mental health. I will if I get a wife have a full evaluation and determine if we could have a decent child, I think everyone should do so. It makes complete sense, some just don't want to admit they have a short straw you know what I mean?!

[GronHatchat]

@bigbatboy23 ?? Huh? That was a mouthful LOL what did all that mean hahaha

[dbag907]

Amen brother, that's my kind of thinking!

[avsiii]

Sorry, bigbatboy23, I didn't know you're mentally retarded adult male with a learning disability, epilepsy, and had vasectomy - I've just visited your YouTube page, sorry again...

[Stefan1826MV2]

i kill

[bigbatboy23]

i think sperm is really nasty stuff, sperm is very dangerous material, all sperm does is cause a pregnancy and sperm needs to die to keep a man from reproducing. i hate sperm myself, thats why i got fixed so i cannot reproduce.

[bigbatboy23]

no i'm not a dog, sperm is very dangerous material, it causes a pregnancy which doesn't have to happen. sperm should not come out of a mans penis period. only semen can come out of a mans penis only during sex and masturbation. you need to get yourself sterilised also so your sperm doesn't come out your penis. you have no buisness depositing sperm in a woman and you have no buisness making babies. you don't need any children at all in your life.

[TheBigboy46]

@jamesbeckers well the reason why i feel about sperm is i'm mild mentally retarded i know it was best to get sterilised for myself. i'm not mentally capable of raising children. i was bigbatboy23 now the bigboy46. well i guess maybe you are more capable of raing children han i am.

[TheBigboy46]

you need to understand with my disability there was a reason to get sterilised. do you want someone that is mild mentally retarded(MENTALLY CHALLENGED)to father a child and abuse(NOT SEXUAL ABUSE)the child with violence. there is no way I can raise a child with some loving care. at least I know my limits on what I can handle. most people like me don't believe in sperm anyway. we feel sperm is to dangerous when it comes out of our penis PERIOD.

[avsiii]

What the fuck are you talking about, moron?

[theflakefella]

lol men can have billions of babies each day of their adult lives but women only 1nce a month

[minec123]

men can have billions of babies each day in their adult lives wtf

[daniellos333]

i volunteered in my biology class to show the class sperm under microscope lol, the teacher didnt agree

[steppinrazor0903]

haha... they are swimming around like "where do we go?!"

[bigremixer9000]

those shits are fucken small

[guyonfire87]

hehe think guys when we masturbate we kill about 2 milion babies eatch time

[FonkayMonkay66]

i don't know about you, but in a healthy male's sperm, there are about 40million sperms every ejaculation lol

[mnipgailid]

Not unless you ejaculate 4 week old fertilized sperm you don't.

Retard.

[blissfulguitarist]

they are sea monkeys. lolz

[MForMassochist]

Wait... O.O!!!!!!!!!

[MandieRenee07]

I see a few in there swimming around in circles, poor things are lost. lol

[HPPAV2003]

I jacked off and put some of my gizz on under a microscope one time. I got to see my boys!

[WARNINGxB1OH4ZARD]

O_O

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Yeah and you killed your future sons.

[akifkaya1]

lol :D

[bigbatboy23]

you need to get sterilised so no sperm comes out of your penis during masturbation or sex. you need to understand that sperm is very dangerous material since it causes a pregnancy. you have no buisness depositing sperm inside a woman and you have no buisness having children period.

[insan0B]

you are sperm

[TheBigboy46]

i know i was sperm, but the issue is that i', mild mentally retarded(MENTALLY CHALLENGED)most men with mild-severely retarded does not believe in sperm including me. we feel sperm is very, very dangerous material and should not be expelled out of our penis. we know we are not capable of raising children PERIOD. that is why we get sterilised for that reason. i'm very proud i got sterilised when i was 20 years old. i have no regrets getting myself sterilised.

[Amirnake]

what the fuck?

[tearitrightup]

Why is pregnancy bad?

[bigbatboy23]

yes it is, no man should deposit sperm in a woman and make a baby. a man and a woman have no buisness having children. men need to get sterilised so none of their sperm will come out of their penis. sperm is dangerous material since it causes a pregnancy.

[DarkSuperTails]

BRILLIANT! You won the nobel peace prize. oooh, wait, problem. There goes the species =P

[willbraham]

It looks like the beginning of time.

[SleepingINDarkneZZ]

lmfao this is so funny but weird at the same time, thats ur children u are looking at XD

[JohnnyFuzz13]

hooray for life ^^

we ALL looked like that... duh .

[HyperSonicXtreme]

I guess I was the fastest sperm to reach my mother's womb before the other slow pokes. My sister was 2nd. LOL!!

[JohnnyFuzz13]

ZOMG!! pornstars swallow them sperms!!! xDDD

[Olterior]

owned :D

[Ollie441]

bahaha Annom85, hope its comforting knowing that 53,000 people have seen your spoof!!!

[DANGEROUSKARAOKE09]

hahahaha thats just weird

[silversun18]

This is the closest you get to porn on youtube.

[AGWDanimations]

HAhaa.. oh poor little things. What a wasted journey for them. There probley thinking "hey this aint the Vadge, whats going on?" lol

[willbraham]

Rebel's without a Vag

[jigglyfidda125]

the fast 1 left midle is micheal phelps but i cant believe u actually masturbated just to see your unborn kids

[jigglyfidda125]

thats why men are superior to women, we have life between our legs , girls have bloody periods

[ZaLeR284]

i bet he had 2 jack off 2 do dis expiriment haha

[KholaBear]

no shit? lol

[dissle10]

I cant believe I USED to be one of those technically!!! I MADE IT I MADE IT! I BEAT ALL THE OTHER SPERMS! lol

what an interesting video!

any1 agree w me?

[novatrek]

I was about to rip into you but then I saw you used the word "technically".

You get a pass....

[dissle10]

lol, yh i am weird :(

[iowaman13]

eww

[glascoe]

they looked retarded, half dead, swimming around in circles?

[marshelmormon]

It's amazing you can't feel those little guys swimming around, I mean when they're inside you.

[SmellsLikeFun810]

thats inside.....of ME?

[elleenightingale]

it looks sooo gross

[Annom85]

You once looked like that.

[quilloisla]

con cuantos aumentos se vieron??

[TomKaulitzIvr]

If you guys think about it .. We were 1 in a trillion out of them sperm cells

[EndlessDark16]

That is interesting to think about. Never thought about it like that before =)

[TomKaulitzIvr]

Same .. When you think about it .. It's like winning the lottery out of those kaijillion other sperms

[EndlessDark16]

lol indeed it is XD

[neeb001]

Unless you are a test tube baby, or IVF... ;)

[kophein]

Be happy that at least once in your lives you were the FIRST.

[tyonts18]

wow...makes us think at one point WE were all sperm...kinda weird looking like little ants..just the simple fact their swimming around looking for an egg is kinda creepy.. lol, but it's amazing at the same time

[reedersoftexas]

u know we were sperms

[Earhippo]

MOSH PIT!

[Vampiiire]

LOL!

[profitprophet368]

lol

[happyxbunny00]

lmao

[12241a]

ok you make us guys milk to see this?!?! that so rude i cant belive people eat there own sperm lolthey move inside of them??? lol i so gota tell my friend lol

[LittleSweetFreak]

What kind of microscope should I buy to see things like sperm? I love biology!

[macindrew]

just need to share... had a girlfriend that fully knew about microscopes, so i've seen my sperm in action... wow, beyond fascinating...

each one has a different personality, so no wonder kids do...

it would be nice in the future to "pick" the individual sperm you wanted, because some are crazy energy, some too mellow... it's like guppies in a pond :)

if you have this chance to see your sperm... DO IT, but it's not best for a first date :)

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[rankpuller]

now those guys are bored omg if i looked at my sperm they would be RUNING FASTER THAN ANYTHING !!! and they would be evil since umm im evil

[lovetoact]

wow your motality is good.

[crizla]

is this a low or high sperm count?

[BenHur76008]

It made me giggle

[Froggen88]

same ere

[mannydeguzmanjartist]

I've just bought recently a 1960's model of AMERICAN OPTICAL Model AO 160, with 430x maximum magnification. I might try looking at sperms. I'll attached my webcam and upload the video soon.

Surplus microscopes are so cheap nowadays. Just pay close attention to the optical lenses and mirrors if they are still in good condition.

I prefer to have surplus laboratory type scopes rather than the webcam or USB type.

MANNY DE GUZMAN, JR.

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