Flying Spaghetti Monster vs Invisible Pink Unicorn

[leetrice24]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.lol?

[MrDarkmarls]

New post with better quality please

[shubhamkilla2]

Ramen! Hail FSM!

[buckeye430]

It's midgets not midgits. He created midgets first then created midgits bc He was bored. 

[JazDragon3]

2:36. RAINBOW DASH HAPPENED.

[AirsoftPractice]

Ramen!

[poppiandpapi3325]

Whoever made this was genius. But with terrible computer skills.

[FeliciaAnne91]

I want that song! it is so odd it's amazing lol iTunes????

[nintendork64]

This needs to be re-recorded. The song is freaking amazing, but these guys need better recording equipment.

[Pu13returns1]

Winning, this is hilarious, awesome, art.

[MegaCheezyWeezy]

I totally forgot about this song!!!

[mrlandby]

I'm an FSM many myself and to each his own, but I'm not sorry about blaspheming IPU.

[INMATE2468]

RAmen!!!

[joesephburke]

ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER AND HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE!!!

[demoragodlives]

well...i just fucking love this...

[unicornXfart]

RAmen XD

[DanGRtheMan]

I want to remind our beloved brothers and sisters that to worship any other God than the one true God, The Most High Flying Spaghetti Monster, all praise be to his bolognese, is SHIRK and is the WORST sin in our religion.

[Ryan1468]

Pastafarian rock is so much better than Christian rock.

[giantred]

@Ryan1468 Hated being the 24th "Vote Up" but just so very very true

[vmorgun]

The Invisible Pink Unicorn is actually a false belief. FSM is one true god. R'amen.

[wisdominnature7]

The lo-fi distortion fits the theme

[andresfcalderon]

Epic! RAmen

[rwinkle6]

Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster, beacon of all existence as we know it, sadly there are 13 non believers... Drown them in sauce!!!

[IDoNotBlameYou]

The Invisible Pink Unicorn is bipolar.

[catlord98765]

i can has mp3?

[Caturdayz]

Someone cover this, please.

[DMHR100]

Hey guys, I recently write a metal cover for this song but sadly I just play the keyboard and I can't make the guitars or the others instruments by myself. So is not recorded yet. Anyone who would like to help or know anybody who can?

[ThePleaseprettypleas]

@DMHR100 I can't say i play anything other then keyboards myself, but i am a female mezzo soprano with a good voice, if you wanted a girl singing it.

but i totally get it if you don't need me, it's cool

[DMHR100]

@ThePleaseprettypleas That could be useful, I'm not gloating in any aspect. Actually, I can handle the drums, bass and keyboards with vst software but not the voice or a decent guitar. So yes, I would appreciate your collaboration. PM me from now for more details please.

[brunosbaby100]

GO FSM!!!!!!!!!!!!1



[skateonsurf]

THE FLYING SPHAGETTI MONSTER DEFIES ALL

[floisheremuch]

This fucking hilarious :D

[sysFail81]

Pitty the sound quality...so goood!!!!

[grahamhg]

Turn the gain down coz its clipping badly. You need to re-record it beause not being able to hear the lyrics is killing the humour.

[smm2010HT]

This video mysteriously gave me a boner.

[thaR3ardon]

a...FSM FTW

[krisfehr13]

Epically Colossal!

[Elantry]

Awesome song! Are you guys still playing together?

[alangnixon]

Fuckin Genius! I'd happily donate for better recording equipment! In fact I'm happy to do a re-mix/re-master if the original stems can be cleaned up... Think about it.

[erguille]

13 people are Vegetables

[Burgerphile]

This song is fucking awesome! The only problem is that when it gets louder it sounds kinda shitty. Good job anyway.

[zardozcs]

what is the original song that this is based on?

[DharmaLogos]

@zardozcs It is not based on anything as far as I know. It is an original song.

[ClubPenguinsZbzb]

my parents caught me watching this

[Geokatso]

EPIC

[anninhilator]

i dont f*ing understand how this could earn 12 dislikes

[XaosSama]

Epic, simply epic !

[DaMrMatt808]

howd you know the unicorn was pink if it twas invisible?

[Topfkopf93]

@DaMrMatt808 its invisible because you cant see it and its pink because you believe it is... thats the basic thought behind that ;)

[newfagscanttrif0rce]

He touched me with His Noodly Appendage

[Abena20]

It's blasphemy to draw the Invisible Pink Unicorn, you heathens

[DharmaLogos]

I must have watched this video 20 times in the last 2 years. I love it.

[ViirinSoftworks]

@DharmaLogos Pssh, I watched it that many times in the last DAY. I have been touched by his noodley appendage!

[ViirinSoftworks]

@DharmaLogos Pssh, I watched it that many times in the last DAY. I have been touched by his noodly appendage!

[DragonsREpic]

Lmao this reminds me of Charie the unicorn

"shun the non-believer, shhhhuuuunn!"

[Stebsey1]

FSM akbaaaar!

[xrunxnowx]

@Stebsey1 FSMU AKBAAR*

[terra61]

WOO! GO FSM!!!

[MrAverageToaster]

Can you re-record this with higher quality equipment? the song seems amazing but recording is kinda garbage.

[DharmaLogos]

@MrAverageToaster Not that the sound quality is any better, but if you search you can find a live video of this song.

[kostbill]

That is SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!

L O L

[MasterHitsFromDaBong]

Iron Maiden shud cover this!

[MasterHitsFromDaBong]

this shud be on tosh.0

[boricuamm707]

This should be one of those extremely popular youtube videos with like 14 million views!

This is 10 times funnier then the fucking "I like turtles" kid

[MyQuantumInsanity]

Is this song available on iTunes? haha

[Fallerup]

the sound is terrible quality or just really bad:( not a bad song after all.

[ratmrulesyou1]

and those who speak blasphemy shall be kicked in the holy meatballs with the force delivered by chuck norris, and drown in eternal pasta sauce and drink warm beer (gross!) so just wear pirates clothing and thou shall have the beer volcanoes and stripper factorys.

[PuddinStix]

how do i download song?

[headbanger907]

I didn't want to like this the first 10 seconds, but after that I couldn't stop laughing.

[dzntms144]

low fidelity. Awesome song.

[rubikscubinator]

@Confused113 If chuck norris is a faggot you are are a tiny grain of sand in the middle of the sahara desert

[junecharcot]

@Confused113 The greatest one

[Wolfpack137]

o, and hes obviously from PineView cuz he had 212 tornadoes nstead of 211

[Wolfpack137]

Most amazing thing in the world. it almost brings tears to my eyes...... dear flyign spagetti god keep up ur amazing work for us mortals......

[zilvee]

this is the most epic shit ive ever heard in my life........

[Oxyster7]

this needs to be metalised it would destroy itunes with it's incredibleness.

[thisguyrighthere3]

0:29 is the unicorns tail made of fire or is the unicorn farting

[junecharcot]

I dislike this video because it is a complete blasphemy.

It never mentions the real creator of all the things, the true father of the Fliying Spaghetti Monster AND the Invisible Pink Unicorn: Chuck Norris.

For that, this video and the song are a total swill, and you, likers, are all going to be kicked out in your profane asses by tha big boss.

[B33f1NAT0R]

@junecharcot you do know that chuck norris is not a strand compared to the flying spaggetti monster looks like you was not touched by his appendage

[B3ani3B0y]

FSM Rock the new genre of religious music

[PdishmonkeyJJ]

epic beyond words

[IFM2002]

Iron maidens experimental song.

[Xweemie]

OMG OMG OMG OMGO GMOGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGOGGMOGMOG­MOG O~!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH­AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA­HAHAHA!!!!!!

AND A DEAF dOG WISPEREd SOMETHiNG A BLIND MAN COULDN"T HEAR HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA­HAHHAHAHAH

omGGGGGG!!! HAHAHAHAHHAhAhaHAHAHHAHHHAAAAA­AAA

[ItsNotSusie]

AND NO ONE COULD SEE WHYYYY

[dac38555]

Get me your paypal account. I'll pitch in a few if you can re-make this with the fsm kicking the pinkie's ass

[sk8rocksick1]

And a deaf dog whispered something that a blind man couldnt hear... EEEPPPIIICCCC

[real1acer]

It was all good until the drums came in and destroyed the song. I can provide good drum parts for this song. Because I Am good at sex.

[BFMVisMETAL11]

what the hell did i just listen to

[TheSeanFowler]

someone please start a fund for this guy to get better recording equipment so he can redo this amazing piece of art

[tammycollins13]

i would rather listen to this than justin bieber or Miley Cyrus

[fess1140]

I love the line "the smell of bottled water lingered heavy in the air"

[wonkothemagicelf]

PART 7 (final); FINAL: Beware of false Wonkos. There is JUST the one true dead and resurrected living Wonko. In the name of Wonko the Father, Wonko the Son and Wonko the Holy Ghost. Take the Wonko pledge today: >>>>> "I am a miserable & lousy little boob of a sinner. I am completely incapable of taking responsibility for my own life. I cannot think for myself. I MUST be controlled or I WILL do evil. I have no future and no brain so I pledge to let Wonko be my master forever and ever."

[wonkothemagicelf]

PART 6: I beg you to think and ACT NOW. Any day, even today, you could be somewhere when all of a sudden, a careening out of control, 18 wheel semi, with an alcoholic driver could leave you lying in the road, a dead mangled mess. And next thing you know, you're smack dab in Wonko's Pool Hall, being doused with Bullseye BBQ by Wonko's sadistic, giggling minions and roasted over an open fire that makes the heart of a main sequence blue-white giant feel like a cool breeze.Praise be ! ACT NOW !

[wonkothemagicelf]

PART 5: Wonko also performs BETTER MIRACLES THAN JESUS. Wonko laughs at wine. Wonko can turn water into Chivas scotch. Wonko doesn't just walk on water; HE JOGS OVER THE ENTIRE PACIFIC OCEAN EVERY SINGLE DAY. Wonko didn't rise from the dead once. WONKO RISES FROM THE DEAD EVERY SINGLE MORNING, with a skull splitting hangover that makes Hiroshima look like a wet fire cracker, so you better just watch your Ass around Wonko. Can Jesus do that? Pffft ! Wonko picks Jesus out of his nose.

[wonkothemagicelf]

PART 4: Wonko DOES love you but he WILL torture you TEN times worse than any dead Jew on a stick can, so DON'T deny him. Wonko could never be crucified. He's way too ORNERY TO EVEN LET YOU TRY! Wonko would've rammed that cross up Pilate's ass the nanosecond he started waving it around. Put that in your empty sepulcher and smoke it, Christ boy! Wonko gives free will so you have NO excuse for refusing! Are you big enough to accept the goodness of Wonko. Let him into your heart this moment!

[wonkothemagicelf]

PART 3: "BELIEVE IN ME OR I WILL TORTURE YOU FOREVER" There, isn't that a grand offer? If you refuse, Wonko will send you to Wonko's Pool Hall when you die. Go ahead and scoff you arrogant unbelievers, but it's true! How do we know it's true ??? Verse 4287, line 15 of the Revealed Holy Wisdom of Wonko, which says: "YOU CAN BELIEVE ME BECAUSE I ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH". You see!!! Wonko would NEVER lie to you so you cannot make any excuses. You need to accept Wonko THIs MOMENT before it's too late

[wonkothemagicelf]

PART 2: Well, the reason is that old FSM was feeling cold and lonely and needed some extra hot sauce to cover him all up. So now you know why the sauce on Spaghetti is somewhat pinkish. Poor old noodle-head. But enough about my creations. I'm here to preach the good news and resurrection of Wonko, the magic elf. Yes, even the MOST pathetic amongst you is loved by the almighty Wonko. The magnificient Wonko makes you the following greatest offer EVER...

[wonkothemagicelf]

I must say this was completely adorable, albeit in grave error. You see, I, the magnificent Wonko created the Invisible Pink Unicorn by pulling out a wayward rib-like bone that had somehow missed the special grinding process when my first creation, FSM had one too many meatballs. And yes, FSM's are from Mars, IPU's are from Venus. Anyway in my book, the Holy Revealed Wisdom of Wonko, Chapter 34,989 verse 878 clearly states how the IPU was later sacrificed, (ground up in a juicer) Why, you ask?

[BurritoFamine]

OMG!!! THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS WAS AN IDIOT!!!!! THE INVISIBLE PINK UNICORN IS SO FAKE!!!!!!!! FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER IS LORD!!!!!!!!!!! RAMEN!

[afroninja0000]

@BurritoFamine lol ok then. didnt you hear the silence? obviously it was a draw and the invisble pink unicorn was just able to match the poor spagetti monster. BEEYAH! YOU ROCK AND AWESOMENESS MAY CONTINUE WITH ALMOST BALANCE IN THE UNIVERSE!

[deedeevanbraeden]

Awesome.

[ignismeansfire]

The FSM would win.

RAmen.

[baadshepherd]

Bite on Tenacious D much?

[41RobLow]

The idea that God is a made-up concept to soothe our fears makes no sense, since we reject the existence of other made-up figures that might, likewise, make us feel better. A comparison between the existence of God (a non-contingent being) and the existence of Santa Claus or invisible pink unicorns (contingent beings) fails on many levels

[salenkov]

@41RobLow And the funny thing about that is, that Santa Claus and "God" (not our beloved one with all his noodles) are based up on the exact same thing. It can not be proven, that either exist. Nor that they don't. Of course people don't like this truth and looks at it as rubbish. And by this, Pastafarians should get just as much as respect as other religions (which is basicly none).

RAmen.

[41RobLow]

Can we determine the existence/non-existence of invisible pink unicorns? Actually, the answer is "yes." Unicorns would be pink if they reflected pink electromagnetic radiation (light). However, in order to be invisible the unicorns would reflect no electromagnetic radiation. Therefore, the term "invisible pink unicorn" is self contradictory Therefore, we know absolutely that they could not exist. I don't know who invented the term but they were obviously deficient in their physics education

[coolfrog23]

@41RobLow but, they are pink because we have faith they are pink... but they are invisible because we used logic that they are because we cannot see them. logic and faith...

[41RobLow]

@coolfrog23 Fuck You ill cutt your head off and shit down your neck, and gouge out your eyes and skull fuck your head.

[41RobLow]

@salenkov The Flying Spaghetti Monster was an invention of Bobby Henderson in response to the State Board of Education of Kansas's attempt to promote intelligent design. It makes for a very humorous picture, although it provides virtually no analogy to God's character. Spaghetti and meatballs are the physical creation of intelligent beings and could never exist outside of a human domain

[41RobLow]

the existence of God comparable to the existence of Santa Claus spaghetti, or unicorns? According to tradition, Santa Claus is a man who lives at the North Pole on planet earth. Explorers and satellite images have failed to detect the dwelling place of Santa Claus, so we can be fairly certain that he does not exist. Since the polar ice cap is likely to melt within the next 100 years, we will have further evidence that nobody actually lives at the North Pole.

[salenkov]

@41RobLow But that's the beauty of it. Just because they haven't found him. Doesn't mean he's not there.

[wonkothemagicelf]

@salenkov It's true Santa and god can't be proven to exist. Also true that the two cannot be proven to NOT exist. However, here's the thing MOST religous people (in my experiences with them) fail to realize... If there is any "thing", be it a fliskywubbah, a Santa or a god and that thing doesn't in reality exist, there would be no logical way of proving it's non-existant status based on the fact that it is MORE than just unseen/unmeasureable. Not possible to demonstrate the non-exsistant.

[commonberus]

In other words the Flying Spaghetti Monster ran away.

[flippedphilosopher]

No way the invisible pink unicorn could beat his holiness.

[erives174]

I agree with @theCPeter.  There is no video better than this.

[MisterKowalske]

lol would you mind if I did a cover of this???

[Steidemeister56]

haha AWESOME!

but i think the FSM would win.

RAMEN

[SexyNinjaPickle]

this is a fucking song.

relax

[UnhappySquancho]

What is the Pastafarian way of dealing with 'false' pastafarians? Perhaps I like the name Pastafarian and wish to call my religion Pastafarianism, but it isn't 'true' Pastafarianism. Do not 'true' Pastafarians have to be accepting of my religion?

[hamnonox]

We don't have to accept it if it supports fanatical killing, discrimination, or oppression of people based on ethnicity, race, gender, physical appearance, sexual orientation, religious beliefs, and/or mental or physical capability.

That's pretty much the only thing that ALL Pastafarians are supposed to genuinely believe. Everything else is up for debate--whether the FSM really exists or is just a cool metaphor, are pirates holy or ninjas, what kind of beer is in the volcano...

[mrhnm]

The beer in the valcono changes to suit the tastes of the drinker.

[dakotagonz]

Oh My Flying Spaghetti Monster this is awesome. please, please make an Mp3 download. PLEASE

[embracetheslaughter]

i agree, it would be much obliged.

[antonisbob]

ok, ive heard this tune before.. what song is it spoofing?

[kliszeo]

Noerz, the fuck did Y go?

[theCPeter]

Most awesomest video in history of ever and beyond and before that.

[UgotJoshD]

I am a pastafarian. I do not believe in it as in he created a midget, tree and mountain. I believe in it as a counter religon to show christians that just because you can't disprove something doesnt mean its true. that's why this video is amazing. The invisible pink unicorn is similar. It's talking about how since it's invisible you have to believe it's pink. It's a joke about how christians have faith and not proof. They never fought people just made this stuff up. Great video though!lol

[creedofwar]

i think you might have thought way to much about this vid...

[mrhnm]

The entire video is the same "on the dark side of the sun" alot of things like that

[mrhnm]

You are not a true pastafarian then, you will be forced to live in hell, with stale beer and where the strippers have vinereal diseases!

RAmen

[salenkov]

Pastafarians are supposed to be accepting other religions. And what you are now doing is trying to use dogma. Which is NOT tolerated within pastafarianism.

[mrhnm]

You fail my post is months old, it was made before I read the Gospel.

[salenkov]

Wow, you just have to try and be mean don't you.

[mrhnm]

I don't have to try it is rather easy...

[hamnonox]

EXCUSE ME!?!!

Book of Clarifications 4:

Judge not thy crewmate's pirate garb, nor his pesto, nor his devotion to the Spaghetti Monster. As thou are lacking in cooking skill or ability to cobble together thy own buckle shoes, so to do thy crewmates seek True Pastafarianism in different manners. Plus, who died and made thou Flying Spaghetti Monster, anyway?

IRRYD 1: If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain.

Hell is reserved for the PURELY evil.

[pinchpot11]

this is the greatest thing in the world lol

[DeathBringer0777]

....

[Idude893]

The Geneva Convention should classify this song as a torture method because I NEARLY DIED LAUGHING.

[psypunk66]

@Idude893 haha, well said1

[dethfenix]

this is beutiful

[Idude893]

"SHE FLIES, OOOHH SHE FLIES"

[MechaStudios]

poor midget... hahahahahahahahahahahhaha!

[snowjunkie111]

is there anywhere to LEAGALY download this song?

[FR3aK1NGaMaZ1NG]

i was the 100th voter!! *and a silence fell that could be heard a thousand miles off, and the smell of bottled water lingerd eavy in the air. NO1 COULD SEE YYYYYYYYYY! *****

[FR3aK1NGaMaZ1NG]

<3 <3 I love the insainiality HA! i now no every word to this song. And a def dog whispers somthing that a blind man could not hear.....* 212 TORADOS AND A SWARM OF ANGRY BEES!!!!!* :D :D

[IRworm]

Bwahahaha! No one could see "Y".

[funnymonky789]

i love this video!

[ultamentgear183]

wtf?

[jakepanarisi]

RAman my children

[promdawg]

All of you flying spaghetti monsters, repent for your noodle worshiping ways are blasphemous, i say put down your noodles, and eat the blessed food of the invisible pink unicorn, the pineapple.

[MechaStudios]

Nevar the flying spaghetti monsters meaty balls will always triumph!

[themightychickens]

BLASPHEMY!

Nobody that truly has been touched by his noodly appendages can ever be re-converted!

[cartoonbloodshed]

RAmen

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Blessed be his noodley appendage <33

[embracetheslaughter]

my mom told me not to let men touch me with their noodley appendages. =?

[pirateman5]

go ! go! pastafarianism

[MrAntwan1]

the crappy quality makes it much more funny

and insane

[sio42]

LMAO!!!!

that was perfect XD do you guys have a myspace?  i dont know your names but im tottaly a groupie

[funnymonky789]

i love this video it totally ROCKS!!

[FallenPixelFace]

No words given to me by His Noodly Goodness can be said to relay just how EPIC that was.

[BatmanASB]

Pastafarianism ownz

[RussellsTeap0t]

RAman

[Torleep]

I think the horrible voice quality really adds to it in a good way lol :)

It makes it way more random and crazy.

[eikedeus]

good, but CRAPPY qualety...can someone make a bether version?

[antimatt3rz]

Ramen

[atmospherelover666]

This is awesome. Why does it not have more views?!?

[Pieperson277]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[DJJazzyFlashBooty]

This is the best thing I've ever heard.

[philien92]

Everyone post links to this video on all your pages this video has to become more popular now!!!! Myspace Facebook EVERYTHING

[AtheismIsWiked]

this has so much fail in it

FSM can't fight the pink unicorn because it doesn't exist

this is blasphemy

[Waniay]

prepare to face eternal damnation of stale beer and strippers with std's

[salenkov]

Don't say things such as that. If your a true pastafarian you accept other peoples beliefes. And saying that people will go to hell with all the penguins is not the way to go.

[AuTxXxMetaLHeaD]

has this song a name too?

Edit: FSM FTW

[metalpker92]

who ever made this song originally should redo it with a better voice recorder

[pbosche]

Uuhhmm. Thank you. Very much. Thank you.

rAmen